Hart Attack!
FADE IN: FELICIA HART, NEW's resident Dancing Queen, is standing by at a swanky club with her brother, #1 contender to Jonathan Marx's heavyweight title, SHAWN HART
FELICIA: "So bro, what do you think of this Foxx?"
HART: "Foxxxxxy..."
FELICIA: "But not as much as me, right?"
HART: "Errrrrrrrrr..."
FELICIA: "Ehh.. Either way, I'm pleased as punch to have her in my corner."
HART: "I'd rather have her in my bed."
FELICIA: "You have bunk beds, Shawn.."
HART: "PSHH!! How would YOU know?!"
FELICIA: "Because I sleep in the bottom bunk."
HART: "Touche, sister... Touche!"
FELICIA: "So anyways.................. why are we here again?"
HART: "Haven't I taught you anything?! Whenever you're shooting a hot new promo for a big match, it should ALWAYS be filmed in exotic locales."
FELICIA: "But this is a gay bar, Shawn..."
The Phenom looks at his sister with disgust and disbelief in his eyes.
HART: "Yeeeeeah right, I pick up chicks at this club ALL the time!!"
CUT TO: The club's sign: 'The Glory Hole' in neon lights.
FELICIA: "You pick up chicks at THIS club?"
HART: "Heck yeah I do! Ryan... Ashley... Pat... Billie... I met them ALL here!"
FELICIA: "Really........"
HART: "You bet'cher boots baby, and lemme tell ya... these girls aren't like any you've EVER seen!"
Felicia whispers under her breath...
FELICIA: "I bet."
HART: "What was that?"
FELICIA: "Oh, uh.... NOTHING!!! But hey, can I just tell Daymon and Starr that they are b(FCC)tches and that they're going down so we can leave?"
HART: "Go for it."
Felicia shoots a deadpan expression into the camera.
FELICIA: "You two are b(FCC)tches.... Oh, yeah... and you're going down too."
HART: "That's hot."
FELICIA: "And so am I, but hey... let's get out of here before you get STUCK in that closet."
HART: "Waddaya mean?"
FELICIA: "Errrrrrrrrrrrr..."
FADE OUT.