It can't get worse!
Fade In: A patch of red shag carpet, littered with fast food wrappers, pet hair, porno mags, and garbage. Two male voices are over heard as the camera moves all around the gross floor, as the date and time change on the bottom right coner of the screen.
(V/O)Man #1:"Are you sure this thing even works? And why do I have to tape your interview? And one more thing, I thought you were a star with a contract and stuff youwere on TV.... and why are you still living on my floor?"
(V/O)Man #2: "Hey just follow the diretions that were in the box. The GLCW sent it over here,but I guess they forgot the tripod, for me to do it alone. And I told you do I have and contact and I will move out...Once I get my bonus money"!
(V/O)Man #1:"And when do you get this bonus money? And does'nt the GLCW have like a video crew or something!"
(V/O)Man #2:"When I win a match, and yes they have a video crew! You ask some dumb questions, its just that...well they said....a few of THE STARS are in town filming promos. So NO, film crew!"
(V/O)Man #1: "Ah damn, this thing has been taping he whole time, the lens cap was on!"
(V/O)Man #2: "Well here, put the camera on me! And please make sure you rewind the tape, an delete this exchange its very embaressing. I mean they even sent me the GLCW backdrop for that look of realism."
(The camera comes up as we see "Lost Cause" Chris O'Neill positioning himself on the couch, with the GLCW back drop behind him. He is getting ready, as he turns and throws some dirty laundry off the back of the couch. He changes his facial expression numerous times trying to find the right one that will strike fear in MAELSTROM'S HEART.)
O'Neill:"A TWENTY WATT LIGHT BULB? Thanks for the compliment....but, Maelstrom, I feel like one of the nightlight lightbulbs! The one in your bedroom when your a small child cause your scared of everything! And in my eyes your more like that SPOT LIGHT, the ones they have to attract attention,I am sure you know the kind. So there is me, the bulb you over look and is just there BECAUSE! And then you, who is there to make a statement! I know Maelstrom your going to attempt to make a statement out of me, in you quest for greatness in another ferderation, another worlds title and another HUGE PAY CHECK! And like the proud little soilder, I should fall in line and do whats good for the company! But why, why should I just fall in line? To make the rich get richer, and the poor stay POOR! I am sure Maelstrom you have no idea the agony of being a second rate person in socity. I dont fit in, the red hair, the tattoos, the piercings. An unlike you I refuse to impose my will on anyone to get what I want. But, I want you to tell me, what is it like to SHOVE yourself upon people to get what you want! Cause we know you good at what you do, but your menacing presence just make people shutter, and melt into moldable blobs. And you mold them, all of them. Scott Malec, and you go way, back! Need I say more! So are those the unspoken rules? Take your abuse like a man, and just do what guys like you say! Is that what I should I do? Well ok, thats what I will do, lay dow, but don't worry I will make it look good"
Cut To: The obvious disheveled roomate of O'Neill. He is standng in front of a mailbox with a package addressed to the GLCW He stops right before he is about to put it in the mailbox.
Roommate:What was it Chris wanted me to do with this tape? Hmmmmm, ah screw it!
(He drops it in the mailbox, as the screen fades to black)