Hello, Dali!
::Marx stands with his arms behind his back staring at the The Persistence of Memory by Salvador Dali at the Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art, the camera films him speaking from behind::
JONATHAN MARX: My perspective in life has always been a bit off which is why I was taken back when you referred to me essentially as being normal.
::starts to break up with laughter and tries to stop self, but fails miserably and breaks up. Marx turns around to face the camera.::
I am sorry, but that is the best laugh I had all week. I respect you Ravanger, you seem like a good man, an educated man, but you have no idea what you are getting into or who I am. I’m a bit of a wildcard and if you followed half the stuff I’ve said and done in my career, the last thing you would ever call me is normal. I’m eccentric. All geniuses are a bit. Maybe even a little bit mad…
Being a gentleman though, let me clear up a few of your misconceptions about me. First off, I’m not in it for the money. As a third generation wrestler from a line of wrestlers who believed it isn’t what you make, but what you save, even before I became a wrestler, I was set for life so money has never been a motivating factor for me. I was educated in the finest schools, navigated the globe as a world traveler to better understand the world we live in, and trained in pro wrestling and MMA under the best teachers in the world.
As for respect and titles, for me, those aren’t individualistic goals. I have proven in the past how much I’m willing to sacrifice time and time again to bring a second golden age of wrestling. If I was condemned to a lifetime of opening matches without winning a singles title, if it meant making the wrestling world a better place, I would walk away in a heartbeat. While I love this business and on some level, it would break my heart, as a third generation wrestler with this sport in my blood and that ring as my church, having raised heaven and hell in order to restore this sport to greatness for generations to come, as a team player, I would end my crusade and simply walk away. Unfortunately, it isn’t easy. In order to make real changes in this world, you have to be the man on top that sets the pace for the rest of the sport and be an example of for future generations to come. At times, I’ve had to sacrifice my own respect as a means to an end, but I’d be willing to do it again because I love this sport more than myself.
As for the claim that I don’t have any respect for you, when I get you in the ring in London, I’m going to slap you in the face so hard your teeth are going to hurt for a week. Unlike you, I’ve done my homework and I’ve been watching your matches and I have respect for what you do IN THAT RING, but what I don’t have respect for is you acting like some emo Dinobot talking publicly about your own self doubts. As a gentleman, I’ve done my best to hold off on going off on a Dr. Coxian like rant when you acted like more of a woman than Lindsay Troy on her worst day and most likely, it was when she was forced into conversing with Duchess, going off on your own personal pity party.
I want you at your best, man up for Christ sake Nancy boy, this is the TIT tournament, it is time to get stacked or go home!
FTB