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SouthernBoy

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{{...FADE-IN: Shane Southern is standing in front of a CSWA backdrop holding a water bottle. He's decked out in his typical attire: jeans, t-shirt, boots. Southern flashes a crooked smile and takes a swig out of the water bottle before tossing it off-screen and beginning...}}

SHANE SOUTHERN: " Oh man, Kevin Powers finally showed up n' now were off n' runnin'. Tha' gums r' flappin' faster thanna' chicken tryin' ta' escape tha' fryin' pan. So much TALK, so very LITTLE actually bein' said. Now I'm not gonna' come out n' cut forty five different promos to address each n' 'ever promo cut, 'cause I'd be here all damn night...but what I will do is stand RIGHT here, in fronta' my nice little CSWA backdrop {{...Southern half turns to look at the backdrop...}} n' cut my required five minutes...then I'm goin' home. I gotta' lotta' [BLEEP] ta' do 'tween now n' PRIMETIME, n' I ain't gettin' any more ready standin' in fronta' this here camera. "

" So, where ta' start? ... Well hows' about we start on THIS {{...points to the floor...}}[/I] side of tha' ball...n' mah' tag team partners...Powers n' Triple X. "

" Sean, nice ta' see ya' again considerin' last time we met, you had ta' eat ah' little crow. I seem ta' remember somethin' 'bout ah' "guarantee" you were gonna' beat me...oh n' somethin' bout bein' so much CLEARLY better than me. {{...smiles...}} Well that's OK Sean, 'cause I believe we've ALL come ta' know that yer bark is justa' little bit worse than yer bite. Nobody holds that against ya'. You like ta' talk ah' big game, but in tha' end, TRULY, yer no better than me, you're no better than Guns, or anybody else in this match. Now that's not ta' say you couldn't BEAT any one of us and walk outta' PRIMETIME tha' number one contender...but ta' tell ya' tha' truth, I don't like yer chances. Mostly 'cause I'M one uv' tha' guys you gotta' beat. Yeah, we're tag partners, but after you, n' me, n' Kevin send tha' three amigos back to tha' locker room, we're gonna' have anuther go at it...n' THIS time, ain't gonna' be no TIES. THERE can ONLY be ONE, Sean, n' buddy, you AIN'T that one. "

" N' Kev...well what can I say son, that's a nice shtick you got...but buddy, in case you been lyin' under ah' ROCK somewhere, it's all been done before. Cute though. I especially like tha' part 'bout callin' my grandma'...you, Eddie, n' Craig oughta' go on TOUR with that stuff man. You could call it somethin' like, "Southern insults that you've all heard before." I think people'd come to see that. But all that aside man, I think once you awaken from yer drunken stupor, you'll realize that you're not in tha' ring with some young punk who's just walkin' outta' tha' corn field ta' lace up some boots n' try his hand at "wrastlin'". {{...shakes his head...}} Nope...you're steppin' into tha' ring with one of THE BEST wrestlers in this company, somethin' I'm sure our partner would disagree with, but somethin' that's true none tha' less. But I know, that you, me, Trip, we're NEVER gonna' see eye ta' eye...n' ya' know what's that' OK. I don't like you anyway. But I can agree that tha' Intruders need ta' be knocked down a few notches...which should put them right down there in tha' BASEMENT of tha' CSWA. Then, we can turn on each other n' havva' field day. Can ya' live with that Kev? You take a drink n' think on it....get back ta' me. "

" Now back to tha' Intruders who just seem ta' be ignorin' me. Hell, that's good boys, I guess if ya' don't THINK ah'bout it, it won't happen, right? I mean, you KNOW what tha' future holds fer you...you KNOW that Shane Southern won't rest until ALL of ya' are lyin' on yer backs in tha' middle of that ring, AAHHHHGAIN, with mah' hand raised over ya'....AHHHHGAIN. But ya' know guys, what I really wanted ta' tell ya....what I REEEEEALY wanted ta' get across ta' you right here while I've gotta' few minutes, is THIS. Even if you DO manage ta' get in tha' way of mah' chances of tha' CSWA World title again, EVEN if ya' DO somehow manage ta' keep me from winnin' this match...{{...shrugs...}} ya' know what, it don't matter. 'Cause I'll just keep comin'. N' I'll KEEP comin' boys' 'cause I KNOW that sooner or later, it WILL happen. N' I think, that DEEP, DEEP down, you know it's gonna' happen too. I mean, I've beaten you ALL, inside the ring...and the worse you've done is cut mah' hair. Well hair GROWS back gentleman, but there's ONE thing you can NEVER take away from me, n' that's mah' determination. I've got too much PRIDE in mah'self ta' let ANYBODY take mah' dreams from me. If I never get to tha' CSWA World title, it's NOT gonna' be 'cause of you. "

" Crack all tha' jokes ya' want, go dig Craig Miles out of wherever he is, n' let him have ah' few shots too. It don't matter...'cause in tha' end, when it's all said n' done, yer little Party IS OVER. Guaranteed. "

{{...FADE OUT...}}
 

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(The scene opens up to ‘Good God’ Kevin Powers relaxing and enjoying YET ANOTHER fine drink.)

KP: Southern ... SHANE! Buddy old PAL OF MINE! I didn't mean to disrespect ya! That's just the way I get along with folks. Honestly, I didn't mean to make ya cry. Now go ahead and dry those tears cause I would hate for you to be blinded by that acute pain called ego in your eyes.

Although I would like to point out that you shouldn't throw stones considering you live in a glass house too. You can consider yourself another guest on the list of people that have taken a cheap shot at the fact that I enjoy a drink here and there. Is that a problem for ya Southern? Hell, you should be GRATEFUL that I enjoy drinks cause that only raises the stock in your granddaddy's Southern Comfort distillery. If I'm guilty of anything then it's because of my KINDNESS! I'm only helping you pay for your wrestling lessons and this is the THANKS I GET?

Then again ... maybe he doesn’t own that company, but I'm still helping you Shane Southern. I'm helping you by tagging up with you and X cubed against the likes of The Intruders and their Must See Idiot TV promotions. I'm there for YOU SHANE SOUTHERN ... when we throw Miles through a table. I'm there for YOU SHANE SOUTHERN ... when we beat down Mayfield worse than when brothers and cousins fight for the lustful love of their relatives back in your neck of the woods. I'm there for YOU SHANE SOUTHERN ... when BLANKS wakes up from out of the coma he's about to receive and realizes that he really is a washed down version of a third rate wrestler. Southern ... MAN I'M THERE FOR YOU!

And you hit me up with drinking jokes ... shame on you Shane Southern. After all I've done for you.

Well, I know you're busy and so am I. You know I've got to get back to drinking! (laughs) You go ahead and have a great time before Prime Time and don't worry. I won't tell ANYBODY that you're going chickin' huntin' ...

Oops.

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SouthernBoy

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{{...FADE-IN: Shane Southern is running on a treadmill at a local gym. He watches Kevin Powers' response on the local CSWA recap show and when he's done Southern flashes a grin, then stops the treadmill...}}

SHANE SOUTHERN: " Ok Kev', you got me...I mean far be it from ME ta' throw insults at you. But you gotta' understand somethin' big man, I didn't do it to be a big ol' meanie. I thought you LIKED that sorta' stuff. I thought all tha' drinkin' n' rousin' 'round was part of your "thing". Forgive me fer misinterpreting. "

" But that's not tha' only favor I'm gonna' ask of ya' Kev'...no, I've got ONE more...n' that is, don't do me any favors. Ta' be oh' so honest with ya' Kev'...you're tha' very LEAST of mah' concerns in this match. What YOU do, and WHY you do it really don't matter ah' hilla' beans ta' me. Mayfield and Miles...that's mah' focus. They're in need uva' little pay-back n' I'm gonna' be more than happy ta' deposit a few southern nickles on toppa' their heads at PRIMETIME. Guns, he's a concern...'cause he stands in mah' way of gettin' ta' Miles n' Mayfield. Triple X...HE'S a concern, 'cause I know that showin' me up is VERY high on his list of priorities. "

" But YOU Kev...well you're really justa' SIXTH wheel when it's all said n' done. Sure, you've got yer little hissy spat with Guns ta' settle, n' that's all fine n' dandy, but in MAH' eyes, I could care less."

" So don't go out there....FOR ME....Kev', go out there n' just keep tha' side even until it's time fer me ta' take you OUT as well. N' who knows Kev...when it's all said n' done, maybe if yer good I'll give ya' a drink from pappys still after all. "

" Then again...probably not. "

" Party's Over. "

{{...FADE OUT...}}
 
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Packschmid

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(FADEIN: GUNS standing in front of the iTV banner, wearing the WrestleThon '03 T-shirt.)

GUNS: I'm sorry, Shane, that you don't feel like you're getting enough attention. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I guess it's a case of out of sight, out of mind. You took a little time off, recharged some batteries, ready to make one last go at fighting the good fight. You feeling good, Shane? Ready to go? Ready to make that championship march?

I hate to be the one to have to break it to you, Shane, but it's not gonna happen. Not in Chicago...not anywhere. You see, Shane, I'm not gonna lie. When Sean Stevens comes out here and talks crap to me, it makes my blood boil, because he ain't done enough in this sport yet to even qualify as a wart on my mother-in-law's ass. But you, Shane - you've backed up whatever comes out of your mouth - you've done it in the ring night in and night out - and yeah, Shane, if anyone can claim to be the clear-cut best wrestler in the world right now, you've earned that right. And what's more, Shane - despite the fact that you fell into this sport off of a turnip truck and would be just as happy living in a trailer park as you would living in the Playboy Mansion, you're not half as stupid as your two partners. You're not foolish enough to think that Third Row, Inc. is ready to close up shop. You're not foolish enough to think that I'm all talk and no action. Maybe it's because you've been around the block a few times. Maybe it's because you actually know a thing or two about respect. Or maybe it's because you've been tossed into the third row like a ragdoll. Either way, Shane, you'd be best served to give your two partners a friendly word of advice. They're standin' on the track and the train's comin' through, and I don't brake for nobody.

Shane Southern, we made you an offer. We gave you the chance to be the cornerstone. We gave you the opportunity to participate in something great - the destruction of the CSWA. But you have to wear the goody two shoes, you have to walk the straight line, you have to do everything the HARD way. You made your decision, Shane, and you've been living with the consequences ever since. I don't enjoy busting you up, Shane. I don't enjoy causing you pain. I don't enjoy making you suffer. But at the end of the day, Shane, you brought this all on yourself, and you deserve every last bit of it.

Shane, unlike the two anchors Merritt has tied around your ankles, you've proven you belong at this party. And that's why we're not going to let you win it. Not a chance. You may superkick one of us. You may even get two of us. Hell, one of the ones you superkick into the middle of next week - it could even be me, and I'd have to accept that. But, you can't beat all three of us. You WON'T beat all three of us.

Shane, you should be the World champion. You deserve a World title shot. You deserve to be in the spotlight at CSWA15. And that's why it can't happen. That's why it won't happen. Whatever cracks you think are in the Intruders' foundation, it doesn't change the fact that we're committed to destroying the CSWA, and a big part of that is destroying you.

Eddie and Craig took your hair...but your hair isn't where your power lies. It's in your heart...it's in your spirit...and that's what I'm committed to breaking. You bring your championship dreams to Chicago, Shane - and we'll shatter 'em.

I'm coming to Chicago to make a statement and to enforce my will. Part of that will, Shane, is you never reaching that World Championship potential. You could have had it all, Shane, but you turned it down.

You've been paying the price little by little, but at Primetime in Chicago...the Intruders are going to COLLECT - in FULL.
 

EZieba

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(The scene opens up to ‘Good God’ Kevin Powers relaxing and enjoying YET ANOTHER fine drink.)

KP: SHANE! You old chicken plucker! Man I'm glad we're finally seeing eye to eye on this thing! And man … don't sweat the small stuff. After all, and yes I know I should've not of done it gosh durn it, I only joined in on the Southern hit parade cause, I too, thought you enjoyed that stuff. The inbreed jokes and all ... I thought you were a tough cookie for that sort of stuff, but we're cool.

Now I know you've got a lot of beef with Miles and Mayfield since they took ya a'courtin' to the barber shop not too long ago. Well shoot I'd be spittin hellfire too boy if they did that dar thing to me, but I know you won't hold back. I know you'll fight'em one tooth and nail cause you're the most rootin tootin SOB this side of the Mason-Dixon line! Now you go on and get boy and make all the kinfolk proud.

By the way. Deliverance ... the movie ...

Did you consider that a documentary in your family heritage? Just curious.

(f2B)
 

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