SouthernBoy
League Member
{{...FADE-IN: Shane Southern is standing in front of a CSWA backdrop holding a water bottle. He's decked out in his typical attire: jeans, t-shirt, boots. Southern flashes a crooked smile and takes a swig out of the water bottle before tossing it off-screen and beginning...}}
SHANE SOUTHERN: " Oh man, Kevin Powers finally showed up n' now were off n' runnin'. Tha' gums r' flappin' faster thanna' chicken tryin' ta' escape tha' fryin' pan. So much TALK, so very LITTLE actually bein' said. Now I'm not gonna' come out n' cut forty five different promos to address each n' 'ever promo cut, 'cause I'd be here all damn night...but what I will do is stand RIGHT here, in fronta' my nice little CSWA backdrop {{...Southern half turns to look at the backdrop...}} n' cut my required five minutes...then I'm goin' home. I gotta' lotta' [BLEEP] ta' do 'tween now n' PRIMETIME, n' I ain't gettin' any more ready standin' in fronta' this here camera. "
" So, where ta' start? ... Well hows' about we start on THIS {{...points to the floor...}}[/I] side of tha' ball...n' mah' tag team partners...Powers n' Triple X. "
" Sean, nice ta' see ya' again considerin' last time we met, you had ta' eat ah' little crow. I seem ta' remember somethin' 'bout ah' "guarantee" you were gonna' beat me...oh n' somethin' bout bein' so much CLEARLY better than me. {{...smiles...}} Well that's OK Sean, 'cause I believe we've ALL come ta' know that yer bark is justa' little bit worse than yer bite. Nobody holds that against ya'. You like ta' talk ah' big game, but in tha' end, TRULY, yer no better than me, you're no better than Guns, or anybody else in this match. Now that's not ta' say you couldn't BEAT any one of us and walk outta' PRIMETIME tha' number one contender...but ta' tell ya' tha' truth, I don't like yer chances. Mostly 'cause I'M one uv' tha' guys you gotta' beat. Yeah, we're tag partners, but after you, n' me, n' Kevin send tha' three amigos back to tha' locker room, we're gonna' have anuther go at it...n' THIS time, ain't gonna' be no TIES. THERE can ONLY be ONE, Sean, n' buddy, you AIN'T that one. "
" N' Kev...well what can I say son, that's a nice shtick you got...but buddy, in case you been lyin' under ah' ROCK somewhere, it's all been done before. Cute though. I especially like tha' part 'bout callin' my grandma'...you, Eddie, n' Craig oughta' go on TOUR with that stuff man. You could call it somethin' like, "Southern insults that you've all heard before." I think people'd come to see that. But all that aside man, I think once you awaken from yer drunken stupor, you'll realize that you're not in tha' ring with some young punk who's just walkin' outta' tha' corn field ta' lace up some boots n' try his hand at "wrastlin'". {{...shakes his head...}} Nope...you're steppin' into tha' ring with one of THE BEST wrestlers in this company, somethin' I'm sure our partner would disagree with, but somethin' that's true none tha' less. But I know, that you, me, Trip, we're NEVER gonna' see eye ta' eye...n' ya' know what's that' OK. I don't like you anyway. But I can agree that tha' Intruders need ta' be knocked down a few notches...which should put them right down there in tha' BASEMENT of tha' CSWA. Then, we can turn on each other n' havva' field day. Can ya' live with that Kev? You take a drink n' think on it....get back ta' me. "
" Now back to tha' Intruders who just seem ta' be ignorin' me. Hell, that's good boys, I guess if ya' don't THINK ah'bout it, it won't happen, right? I mean, you KNOW what tha' future holds fer you...you KNOW that Shane Southern won't rest until ALL of ya' are lyin' on yer backs in tha' middle of that ring, AAHHHHGAIN, with mah' hand raised over ya'....AHHHHGAIN. But ya' know guys, what I really wanted ta' tell ya....what I REEEEEALY wanted ta' get across ta' you right here while I've gotta' few minutes, is THIS. Even if you DO manage ta' get in tha' way of mah' chances of tha' CSWA World title again, EVEN if ya' DO somehow manage ta' keep me from winnin' this match...{{...shrugs...}} ya' know what, it don't matter. 'Cause I'll just keep comin'. N' I'll KEEP comin' boys' 'cause I KNOW that sooner or later, it WILL happen. N' I think, that DEEP, DEEP down, you know it's gonna' happen too. I mean, I've beaten you ALL, inside the ring...and the worse you've done is cut mah' hair. Well hair GROWS back gentleman, but there's ONE thing you can NEVER take away from me, n' that's mah' determination. I've got too much PRIDE in mah'self ta' let ANYBODY take mah' dreams from me. If I never get to tha' CSWA World title, it's NOT gonna' be 'cause of you. "
" Crack all tha' jokes ya' want, go dig Craig Miles out of wherever he is, n' let him have ah' few shots too. It don't matter...'cause in tha' end, when it's all said n' done, yer little Party IS OVER. Guaranteed. "
{{...FADE OUT...}}
SHANE SOUTHERN: " Oh man, Kevin Powers finally showed up n' now were off n' runnin'. Tha' gums r' flappin' faster thanna' chicken tryin' ta' escape tha' fryin' pan. So much TALK, so very LITTLE actually bein' said. Now I'm not gonna' come out n' cut forty five different promos to address each n' 'ever promo cut, 'cause I'd be here all damn night...but what I will do is stand RIGHT here, in fronta' my nice little CSWA backdrop {{...Southern half turns to look at the backdrop...}} n' cut my required five minutes...then I'm goin' home. I gotta' lotta' [BLEEP] ta' do 'tween now n' PRIMETIME, n' I ain't gettin' any more ready standin' in fronta' this here camera. "
" So, where ta' start? ... Well hows' about we start on THIS {{...points to the floor...}}[/I] side of tha' ball...n' mah' tag team partners...Powers n' Triple X. "
" Sean, nice ta' see ya' again considerin' last time we met, you had ta' eat ah' little crow. I seem ta' remember somethin' 'bout ah' "guarantee" you were gonna' beat me...oh n' somethin' bout bein' so much CLEARLY better than me. {{...smiles...}} Well that's OK Sean, 'cause I believe we've ALL come ta' know that yer bark is justa' little bit worse than yer bite. Nobody holds that against ya'. You like ta' talk ah' big game, but in tha' end, TRULY, yer no better than me, you're no better than Guns, or anybody else in this match. Now that's not ta' say you couldn't BEAT any one of us and walk outta' PRIMETIME tha' number one contender...but ta' tell ya' tha' truth, I don't like yer chances. Mostly 'cause I'M one uv' tha' guys you gotta' beat. Yeah, we're tag partners, but after you, n' me, n' Kevin send tha' three amigos back to tha' locker room, we're gonna' have anuther go at it...n' THIS time, ain't gonna' be no TIES. THERE can ONLY be ONE, Sean, n' buddy, you AIN'T that one. "
" N' Kev...well what can I say son, that's a nice shtick you got...but buddy, in case you been lyin' under ah' ROCK somewhere, it's all been done before. Cute though. I especially like tha' part 'bout callin' my grandma'...you, Eddie, n' Craig oughta' go on TOUR with that stuff man. You could call it somethin' like, "Southern insults that you've all heard before." I think people'd come to see that. But all that aside man, I think once you awaken from yer drunken stupor, you'll realize that you're not in tha' ring with some young punk who's just walkin' outta' tha' corn field ta' lace up some boots n' try his hand at "wrastlin'". {{...shakes his head...}} Nope...you're steppin' into tha' ring with one of THE BEST wrestlers in this company, somethin' I'm sure our partner would disagree with, but somethin' that's true none tha' less. But I know, that you, me, Trip, we're NEVER gonna' see eye ta' eye...n' ya' know what's that' OK. I don't like you anyway. But I can agree that tha' Intruders need ta' be knocked down a few notches...which should put them right down there in tha' BASEMENT of tha' CSWA. Then, we can turn on each other n' havva' field day. Can ya' live with that Kev? You take a drink n' think on it....get back ta' me. "
" Now back to tha' Intruders who just seem ta' be ignorin' me. Hell, that's good boys, I guess if ya' don't THINK ah'bout it, it won't happen, right? I mean, you KNOW what tha' future holds fer you...you KNOW that Shane Southern won't rest until ALL of ya' are lyin' on yer backs in tha' middle of that ring, AAHHHHGAIN, with mah' hand raised over ya'....AHHHHGAIN. But ya' know guys, what I really wanted ta' tell ya....what I REEEEEALY wanted ta' get across ta' you right here while I've gotta' few minutes, is THIS. Even if you DO manage ta' get in tha' way of mah' chances of tha' CSWA World title again, EVEN if ya' DO somehow manage ta' keep me from winnin' this match...{{...shrugs...}} ya' know what, it don't matter. 'Cause I'll just keep comin'. N' I'll KEEP comin' boys' 'cause I KNOW that sooner or later, it WILL happen. N' I think, that DEEP, DEEP down, you know it's gonna' happen too. I mean, I've beaten you ALL, inside the ring...and the worse you've done is cut mah' hair. Well hair GROWS back gentleman, but there's ONE thing you can NEVER take away from me, n' that's mah' determination. I've got too much PRIDE in mah'self ta' let ANYBODY take mah' dreams from me. If I never get to tha' CSWA World title, it's NOT gonna' be 'cause of you. "
" Crack all tha' jokes ya' want, go dig Craig Miles out of wherever he is, n' let him have ah' few shots too. It don't matter...'cause in tha' end, when it's all said n' done, yer little Party IS OVER. Guaranteed. "
{{...FADE OUT...}}