JayPeaTee
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(Scene- Roger and Scott Powell are stanging in front of a Jeep Cherokee, the Jeep is recognizable from a past Crach TV broadcast.)
SCOTT: Hell Machine, Calamity in particular, are you so worried about what is going to happen at Crash that you are starting to mumble and talk gibberish? I don't care where you got that quote from, it's ridiculous. I mean who names their hair "Hank"? Are you THAT lost? It's bad enough that you've resorted to copying my brother by touting around a bat, but COME ON! We know that you're not as stupid as you look, we know that we're in for a fight at Crash, but we're not sworn to secrecy about it.
Ya see, while you may be planning in the shadows, and building fires in garbage cans, that's good for promo's and all, but where has it gotten you? You've been outsmarted since the day that we bought... er I mean were given a title shot at the "Very Next Crash TV". Now I know that you are thinking, "What the (censored) do you mean by 'outsmarted' what have you done?" I hope that my "fingers don't scratch the chalkboard too hard." What's important, is that you realize that...and forgive me for being repetitive here, you have gone soft in your "dominance". Now that the bar you set is being leapt over, you seem to be in the middle of a "They'll never get this high" nap. You spent so long having nothing to prove, that you actually believe that you are untouchable, well guess what, this isn't Japan, this isn't 6 years ago. (To Roger) Ya know, I really have nothing else to say about the walking "Train Wrecks".
ROGER: Well....you could say something like "Calamity takes it in the ass and has so for 20 years." I mean, they are, (censored) they even have Storm doing it. (smirks sarcastically)
SCOTT: (To the camera) You see why repetitiveness sucks? You morons even have my brother saying that kind of crap! That's what's wrong with this business, and that's what's gotta change. If by some miracle by the man above happens that we don't win in Lowell in a few days, I guarandamntee something. Hell Machine will no longer be considered so (censored) dominant anymore. No, this is not because of all of the toher teams that are coming out of the woodworks either. This is because we're not gonna allow any damn pair of guys begin to think they're so awesome anymore. How're we gonna do it? Doesn't matter.
ROGER: I think my brother has said all that can be said about Calamity and Toombs. Sometimes life just isn't fair, ya know, nudists complain about having laws about wearing clothes, and complain more that animals don't have to wear them.
SCOTT: Dude! That was a GTA3 Radio Station, that's in a friggin videa game!
ROGER: Can I make my point please? (To the camera) The point is, sometimes when life hands you lemons, you gotta make lemonade. Take Shane Southern for example, personally I think the guy is overrated, but that is beside the point. His first month here he gets it in the knee, YET AGAIN, it even costs him a few matches.
SCOTT: One of his losses came to this man right here.
ROGER: (To Scott) Can I finish please? (To Camera) Did Southern let those losses hinder him? (Shakes head) He sure didn't, he somehow managed to get a hold of a title that I should be wearing right now and I WOULD BE IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT DAMN PANSY AND HIS..
SCOTT: ROGER!!! FOCUS!!!!
ROGER: (calming down slowly but surely) The point is, he turned a bunch of negatives into a huge positive, whether anyone else likes it or not, he's earned his spot. Of course on the other side of the coin you have a man....let's just call him "Dick" has all of this prosperity handed to him on a silver platter, he is even given a chance to have the top spot in the business. What does he do? He blows it all into the wind. There's nothing shameful about that, people have done it before, and will do it again, it's the NATURE of the business. The problem with this moron is, he turned the lemons he was handed into fermented occupants of a garbage can. Of course this man blames everyone and their mother for it, but that's irrelevant. You see my point so far? No? Didn't think so.
Storm, whether you like or not, we are going to face Hell Machine for those pieces of tin they have at the next Crash. Whether the WORLD likes it or not, , we are going to face Hell Machine for those pieces of tin they have at the next Crash. There is nothing ANYONE, not even the all mighty Craig Miles can do to stop it, our match is guaranteed. Now, I know that you idiots believe that you are so damned impotent that...
SCOTT: ...you mean "Important"....
ROGER: (To Scott) No, I mean "Impotent" (To camera) Where was I?.... Oh yea...you guys think that you're gonna turn our title match into a
what were your words exactly...."A Mother(censored) Mess". Do you really want to do that? DON'T ANSWER THAT JUST YET! Pardon me if I shoot a bit here because I'm a bit annoyed with your assumptions. This match at Crash is a redemption for me, you see I was screwed out of the last title match I had. I was well on my way to becoming the next NFW World Champion, but a paid off ref, a quirk here, a smirk there, and I'm left holding the bag. The chief assailant of this crime still has yet to pay for it (coughs)MILES(coughes), but the main culprit learned that my anger is not something to be taken lightly. Now obviously you're thinking right now "Ooooh I'm real scared, you big SCARY man you", I know this because if you had said this I would be thinking it.
SCOTT: Roger, I think they realize that....
ROGER: (To Scott) Geez, did I interrupt you?
SCOTT: Sorry, I'm used to you "handing over the promo" to me.
ROGER: Well, for what it's worth, it's all I can do to keep from yealling my head off. (To the camera) If you want to come down and (censored) up a match that is rightfully ours because you're so dammed bitter that you couldn't get the job done when you had the chance, well you do what you have to. When you do though, understand this, my brother and I spent years trying to get out of another wrestlers shadow. I speak for him when I say that we are finally coming into our own. yeah, we faced you guys, yeah what happened in those two three way matches shouldn't have happened, but the past is the past. In REGARDS to the past you have two choices.....1. (points index finger in the air) You cand well on it, complain about it and make it the center of your life, but well Bloodhunt has the market cornered on that gimmick right now, I think you would tick him off. 2. (leaves index finger pointing up and points up middle finger as well) You can turn lemons in lemonade, no, I don't mean do something about it....well yes I do....but not what you're thinking of, you see, for example...let's go with what everyone in New England is thinking right now and go with the thought that we are going to be the next tag champs. Now, who could be our first opponents but the guys who are ticked off like one of them had just been hit in the back with a glass covered bat. Those aren't plans for the future or desperate deals, their just food for thought.
Do not confuse brainstorming for fear, you see we really don't care what you do. You gotta understand though that the last guy that screwed a Powell out of a title he SHOULD have gotten, well he's STILL on the shelf, now what do you suppose would happen if the same kind of thing happened to both of us? (Puts his hand on his chin) You can think what you want, you can say whatever your little candy(censored) heart desires, we're not getting screwed out of what is ours, and if we have to....come Hell or highwater, we'll go through your sorry (censored) to do it. Hell Machine is as good as beat, you (censored) things up for us at Crash and you will wish you were in their shoes before ther night is over. WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
SCOTT: .....Close your eyes....
(Scene slowly fades as Roger and Scott get into the Jeep and it speeds away)
OORP- Just in case it happens....don't read anything unnecessary into this, it is ALL OORP
SCOTT: Hell Machine, Calamity in particular, are you so worried about what is going to happen at Crash that you are starting to mumble and talk gibberish? I don't care where you got that quote from, it's ridiculous. I mean who names their hair "Hank"? Are you THAT lost? It's bad enough that you've resorted to copying my brother by touting around a bat, but COME ON! We know that you're not as stupid as you look, we know that we're in for a fight at Crash, but we're not sworn to secrecy about it.
Ya see, while you may be planning in the shadows, and building fires in garbage cans, that's good for promo's and all, but where has it gotten you? You've been outsmarted since the day that we bought... er I mean were given a title shot at the "Very Next Crash TV". Now I know that you are thinking, "What the (censored) do you mean by 'outsmarted' what have you done?" I hope that my "fingers don't scratch the chalkboard too hard." What's important, is that you realize that...and forgive me for being repetitive here, you have gone soft in your "dominance". Now that the bar you set is being leapt over, you seem to be in the middle of a "They'll never get this high" nap. You spent so long having nothing to prove, that you actually believe that you are untouchable, well guess what, this isn't Japan, this isn't 6 years ago. (To Roger) Ya know, I really have nothing else to say about the walking "Train Wrecks".
ROGER: Well....you could say something like "Calamity takes it in the ass and has so for 20 years." I mean, they are, (censored) they even have Storm doing it. (smirks sarcastically)
SCOTT: (To the camera) You see why repetitiveness sucks? You morons even have my brother saying that kind of crap! That's what's wrong with this business, and that's what's gotta change. If by some miracle by the man above happens that we don't win in Lowell in a few days, I guarandamntee something. Hell Machine will no longer be considered so (censored) dominant anymore. No, this is not because of all of the toher teams that are coming out of the woodworks either. This is because we're not gonna allow any damn pair of guys begin to think they're so awesome anymore. How're we gonna do it? Doesn't matter.
ROGER: I think my brother has said all that can be said about Calamity and Toombs. Sometimes life just isn't fair, ya know, nudists complain about having laws about wearing clothes, and complain more that animals don't have to wear them.
SCOTT: Dude! That was a GTA3 Radio Station, that's in a friggin videa game!
ROGER: Can I make my point please? (To the camera) The point is, sometimes when life hands you lemons, you gotta make lemonade. Take Shane Southern for example, personally I think the guy is overrated, but that is beside the point. His first month here he gets it in the knee, YET AGAIN, it even costs him a few matches.
SCOTT: One of his losses came to this man right here.
ROGER: (To Scott) Can I finish please? (To Camera) Did Southern let those losses hinder him? (Shakes head) He sure didn't, he somehow managed to get a hold of a title that I should be wearing right now and I WOULD BE IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT DAMN PANSY AND HIS..
SCOTT: ROGER!!! FOCUS!!!!
ROGER: (calming down slowly but surely) The point is, he turned a bunch of negatives into a huge positive, whether anyone else likes it or not, he's earned his spot. Of course on the other side of the coin you have a man....let's just call him "Dick" has all of this prosperity handed to him on a silver platter, he is even given a chance to have the top spot in the business. What does he do? He blows it all into the wind. There's nothing shameful about that, people have done it before, and will do it again, it's the NATURE of the business. The problem with this moron is, he turned the lemons he was handed into fermented occupants of a garbage can. Of course this man blames everyone and their mother for it, but that's irrelevant. You see my point so far? No? Didn't think so.
Storm, whether you like or not, we are going to face Hell Machine for those pieces of tin they have at the next Crash. Whether the WORLD likes it or not, , we are going to face Hell Machine for those pieces of tin they have at the next Crash. There is nothing ANYONE, not even the all mighty Craig Miles can do to stop it, our match is guaranteed. Now, I know that you idiots believe that you are so damned impotent that...
SCOTT: ...you mean "Important"....
ROGER: (To Scott) No, I mean "Impotent" (To camera) Where was I?.... Oh yea...you guys think that you're gonna turn our title match into a
what were your words exactly...."A Mother(censored) Mess". Do you really want to do that? DON'T ANSWER THAT JUST YET! Pardon me if I shoot a bit here because I'm a bit annoyed with your assumptions. This match at Crash is a redemption for me, you see I was screwed out of the last title match I had. I was well on my way to becoming the next NFW World Champion, but a paid off ref, a quirk here, a smirk there, and I'm left holding the bag. The chief assailant of this crime still has yet to pay for it (coughs)MILES(coughes), but the main culprit learned that my anger is not something to be taken lightly. Now obviously you're thinking right now "Ooooh I'm real scared, you big SCARY man you", I know this because if you had said this I would be thinking it.
SCOTT: Roger, I think they realize that....
ROGER: (To Scott) Geez, did I interrupt you?
SCOTT: Sorry, I'm used to you "handing over the promo" to me.
ROGER: Well, for what it's worth, it's all I can do to keep from yealling my head off. (To the camera) If you want to come down and (censored) up a match that is rightfully ours because you're so dammed bitter that you couldn't get the job done when you had the chance, well you do what you have to. When you do though, understand this, my brother and I spent years trying to get out of another wrestlers shadow. I speak for him when I say that we are finally coming into our own. yeah, we faced you guys, yeah what happened in those two three way matches shouldn't have happened, but the past is the past. In REGARDS to the past you have two choices.....1. (points index finger in the air) You cand well on it, complain about it and make it the center of your life, but well Bloodhunt has the market cornered on that gimmick right now, I think you would tick him off. 2. (leaves index finger pointing up and points up middle finger as well) You can turn lemons in lemonade, no, I don't mean do something about it....well yes I do....but not what you're thinking of, you see, for example...let's go with what everyone in New England is thinking right now and go with the thought that we are going to be the next tag champs. Now, who could be our first opponents but the guys who are ticked off like one of them had just been hit in the back with a glass covered bat. Those aren't plans for the future or desperate deals, their just food for thought.
Do not confuse brainstorming for fear, you see we really don't care what you do. You gotta understand though that the last guy that screwed a Powell out of a title he SHOULD have gotten, well he's STILL on the shelf, now what do you suppose would happen if the same kind of thing happened to both of us? (Puts his hand on his chin) You can think what you want, you can say whatever your little candy(censored) heart desires, we're not getting screwed out of what is ours, and if we have to....come Hell or highwater, we'll go through your sorry (censored) to do it. Hell Machine is as good as beat, you (censored) things up for us at Crash and you will wish you were in their shoes before ther night is over. WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
SCOTT: .....Close your eyes....
(Scene slowly fades as Roger and Scott get into the Jeep and it speeds away)
OORP- Just in case it happens....don't read anything unnecessary into this, it is ALL OORP