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[CUT-IN: on handheld camera footage of KID KOALA, filming himself as he walks down a street. Various other MARSUPIALS OF MAYHEM get caught on occasion but they are not required for you to worry about. KK doesn't look at the camera, but proceeds to film himself.]
KID KOALA: (clucking his tongue)
"You disappoint me, girl. I gave you everythin' you could ever want but you didn't listen.
"You didn't learn.
"You let them get inside your head.
"You..."
[He stops, dropping his head.]
KID KOALA:
"You're just like the rest of them."
[He brings his head up to stare at the camera. His eyes are filled with tears.]
KID KOALA:
"You forced me to do what happens next."
[FADE to BLACK!]
KID KOALA: (clucking his tongue)
"You disappoint me, girl. I gave you everythin' you could ever want but you didn't listen.
"You didn't learn.
"You let them get inside your head.
"You..."
[He stops, dropping his head.]
KID KOALA:
"You're just like the rest of them."
[He brings his head up to stare at the camera. His eyes are filled with tears.]
KID KOALA:
"You forced me to do what happens next."
[FADE to BLACK!]