It's MARCH MADNESS baby!

[jediPREZ]

(FADEIN: An empty Paul Tsongas arena. The ringcrew and tech people are tearing down the NFW IMPACT! set. The ring is still set up in the middle as some workers are trying to clean out all the stains (blood, beer, etc) on the mat. Sitting on the top of a corner turnbuckle is former Commissioner, but still owner of New Frontier Wrestling - 'COCKY' CRAIG MILES. MILES sits there with a devilish grin and a Newport cigarette lit and not far from his mouth. MILES takes a drag and blows out a couple smoke rings, still smiling...when all of a sudden MILES jumps down onto the mat, flicks his cigarette out of the ring and starts hopping around the ring shadowboxing at the camera!)

MILES: "Oh you could do anything, could 'ya 'Hunt? Could it be a nice little promo with that house band? (MILES rolls his eyes) Really, could you FREAKIN' ENTERTAIN us with some LAME (BLEEP!)'IN CRAP COVER SONG!? I've been gone ONLY MONTHS, you know the only thing I've heard down south about up north? Little kids all getting behind Shane Southern not 'cause you're 'EVIL', no they call you LAME! BORING! AND DUMB! Now 'Hunt, I gave you every chance to become the man you should have. I gave you every reason to HATE the world, to become the psychotic, paranoid schizophrenic nutcase that would've drove up the ratings of this house like Clinton with a roomful of interns! But NOOOOOOOOO - I hear you're doin' some sappy crap promos with Miss Cuba about RELATIONSHIPS?!?! A (BLEEP!)'IN LOVE STORY!?!? C'MON! Someone signed the paperwork to actually let you SING ON CAMERA?! Don't worry me, Mike and Sullivan are gonna be havin' a little talk about that. I don't care if its Fiona or Jimmy 'cause someone's head has to roll for that! See, 'Hunt what you don't understand is that YOU are MY product. That paycheck that pays for all those nice things you buy for Miss Cuba comes because I SIGN 'EM. Now don't get me wrong, 'Hunt. In the ring you get the job done, nobody is ever gonna take that away from you. Hell, if I were made of the MILLLLIONS - I wouldn't give a crap if you started putting out black and white remakes of 'Casablanca', but the COLD, HARD TRUTH is that this league ain't made of that. And I don't have the MONEY nor the TIME to wait for YOU to take your head out of your ass! So, consider this a 'TRAINING DAY' 'Hunt. I really don't care what happens in that ring and I sure as HELL hope I don't beat you within' in an inch of your life. Remember you're MY product, I don't wanna damage nothin' too bad. But after this you WILL be what I want you to be. The Miles Investigation Agency has had to arrive in its own home for another case of lost heat. Don't worry 'Hunt, we're gonna dig deep, we're gonna dig hard and we'll find it for 'ya. 'Cause this is MY HOUSE, you'll be livin' under MY RULES and surveys says that BULL(BLEEP!) we've watched since I've been gone has gone on long enough! You want me, 'Hunt? You want to make me pay for all the sins I've committed? Well, bring it on MOTHER(BLEEP!)ER - I got some things I want you to pay for too."

(MILES pulls out a cigarette and lights it up, while smiling. The camera FADES TO BLACK as MILES winks.)

 

[STUMANCHOO]

DREAD CALL THIS YOUR ROUND EVEN THO

(CUT TO "LIGHTS OUT" BILLY GRAY SMOKING A CIGARETTE ON HIS STOOP)
HE SPEAKS"
DARN IT!!!! I t wasn't supposed to be this way.First off let me say one thing.I was beating the cockadoodles out of the both of you!!!
Dread you won,right? NOT REALLY,the matych wasn't supposed to be a silly pinfall.It was supposed to be a last man standing match. Where only one person was still conscience. Dread ofcourse you have connections and you changed the rulz. I'm pissed this 5FT7
180lbs guy who belongs in romperroom wins.He lets me do all the work.ALL THE WORK!!! You then slide inbetween for a 3count.I'm watching you guys pin each other.I'm like what are they doing.THE RULES WERE CHANGE!!! Dread call this a win if you want.I just call it a sneak victory!!! It means cause you didnt beat me.Believe me man it ain't over!!!You keep making fun of my mental disabilities. your right I am a manic depressive.It's because of people like you,who took advantage me as a kid.YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!! This first strike is yours but BLEEPNUT!!! It's not over,but first we've been offered to work together.I say this to you Dread,First we take down Vanna White and his people.Then it's you vs I again.i respect you that you are a smart man and take advantage of what you had to do.So lets do it.Remember though I'm on your buttsky as soon as it is over.You and I both know.I won that match.I had Nakita out,you just threw yourself in for a pin.NEXT TIME IT'S LAST MAN STANDING!!! That my friend you don't have a shot with.I never say no to a challenge.SO VANNA BRING IT ON!!!"
CAN ANYBODY TRUST ME
NO ONE
AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT!!!!
"LIGHTS OUT" BILLY GRAY x(

 

[DocKGB]

A sad unfunny joke

(FADEIN: Bloodhunt staring at the camera, an NFW Backdrop behind him. He looks totally displeased.)

BLOODHUNT: Can't win, can I Miles? I give you the blood lusting lone gunman, you give my title to Zane...I give you a human, I give you Richard Garfield, a man who's career has been hurt, who's trying to deal with a woman. And you laugh...I just don't get it...Can't win with you Miles...Dunno what made you decide I should be your kick toy, but you woke up one day and decided I would be...And well honestly Craig, your last promo, that last speech...It sucked all the anger out of me...I'm your cattle, I'm just meat for the machine...Just another little <Bleep> to ride until I become useless...<Shakes head> And now you've already made your excuse, you've told me why you can't beat me to bad, cause you wanna make money off me...Well go <BLEEP> yourself Miles...I'm gonna go turn on my radio and come up with 20 new Kennedy songs and then I'm gonna go do 5 promos with Miss Cuba where all we talk about is puppies and kissing in the rain, candlelight dinners, and then I'm gonna end it with a half hour long promo of us picking out wall paper designs...I think I'll call it "Bloodhunt, the Domestic assassin"...And if you don't like it...Fire me...If I'm some sorta poison on this company...Just fire me...Cause you've already admitted you won't be really out to hurt me in the ring cause I'm so Ming Vase fragile that if you sneezed I might be forced to retire and hurt your PPV buyrate...<Smiles>

See Miles...I really do hate you...But that arrogant cocky lear you had before, that swagger, that danger, well, basically the "Cocky" Craig Miles I knew...Has been replaced by a soulless bean counter...You're worried about your bottom line...So I guess what I'm saying is that EYE want the OLD Craig Miles back...The arrogant, uncaring prick who told everyone to drop dead...Who blindly handed the NFW World Title to Ricky Zane just cause he could...The man who whores out his wife for beer money...I want my old Craig Miles back...Not the Craig Miles who's complaining about ratings or if I'm angry or whatever else there is that's currently up your ass about NFW...Look, I'm going to cripple you, there's really no two ways about that, but the idea that you might not be giving 100% at bell time disgusts me, because honestly...This means to much to me to let YOU have an excuse...If YOU get to leave that ring after I maim you and say "Well I just wanted to piss him off, I wasn't really trying" then well...I'll have to find you and do it all over again...Cause I want YOU Miles...And not in the way you wanted Zane...This is damn personal...And you'll pay DEARLY for it...<FADEOUT>