(CUE UP: "Bolo Ta Ra Ra" by Daler Mehndi as the screen is bombarded by all the colors of the spectrum in rapid-fire succession. This fades to El Arco Iris sitting in lotus position on a tuft of grass in a park in broad daylight. El Arco Iris is dressed in his ring attire, covered by a rainbow satin robe.)
El Arco Iris: El Arco Iris is just brimming with joy to find before he has to engage in a battle driven by avarice and want, El Arco Iris can meet up with an opponent who's heart is not clouded by the thick, choking mists of rage, but rather he is a man who breathes free the air of happiness. But Señor Marx does seem to have one problem, and that is ignorance. While I commend your efforts to try and understand El Arco Iris, you are going about your comprehension of happiness all wrong. You think El Arco Iris is compensating for something by being how El Arco Iris is, and so many others think El Arco Iris' happiness is just a total oblivion to all that is bad and evil in the world, but those who say such things simply refuse to understand El Arco Iris and simply judge him by first sight.
(El Arco Iris shakes his head from side to side, but bolts upright again, and raises a gesturing finger to show he's making a point.)
El Arco Iris: El Arco Iris' happiness is not derived from ignorance or ignorance, but from a greater understanding. 'El Arco Iris, there can be no good without evil, El Arco Iris, happiness unchecked cannot be human!" Did Siddartha Gautama recieve such doubt when he sought to tap the human soul's ability to transcend the evils of the world? Evil only exists because men create it, and the evils men create only propogate more evils. Enlightenment, and therfore infinite happiness is inherent in every man and woman, and can be unlocked if they do not yield themselves to compulsion, greed, anger, or envy! Señor Marx, have the key to unlocking your own enlightenment, you are a man of decent enough character, but you seem to enjoy mocking your opponents so, you bind yourself with your own evils, and that is why you have lost your own key to following in the path of happiness, paved with love, respect, and exuberance.
(El Arco Iris shrugs his shoulders and extends both his hands outward.)
El Arco Iris: Really, the concept is intrinsic, and transcends all borders, races, and creeds. As Siddartha became the bodhissatva and taught of letting go of such petty things as hate and jealousy, even Jesus of Nazareth also said "love your enemy". But El Arco Iris is not here to get in a debate about theism and non-theism, El Arco Iris is here to tell Señor Marx that he is willing to put forth his maximum effort and have a spirited match with competitive spirit like El Arco Iris knows you can produce. Perhaps, Señor Marx, El Arco Iris will help you find your way back on the path that you have strayed, and you will find that great happiness need not be proceeded by great trauma simply to balance it out. The mind and heart of a child are truly the most enlightened, as they are not yet taught in the ways of material desire and compulsion. El Arco Iris will say he is a child at heart, but born into the womb of the earth to lift the spirits of all who tread it. You will see that our ideas are not that different in our ideas and beliefs, and El Arco Iris never means to insult or deamean the beliefs that another man has worked so hard to uphold, no. As a fellow human being, El Arco Iris and Jonathan Marx are closer than we think. El Arco Iris still does enjoy his old school Sesame Street, though... Anyway, let us have some fun, Señor Marx, and El Arco Iris will be sure to set you straight, release you from your petty concerns, and put a great big SMIIIIIIIILE...(traces the smile on his mask with his thumb)...on your face!
(Fade to Rainbow)
