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I'm All EARS

Hell_Fighter

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[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-11-03 AT 02:43 PM (EST)]*{Fade In}

*{The scene opens inside a GXW locker room where we see Mister David Allen Black sitting in a chair fiddling with something. His back is toward the camera. He almost sounds like he is giggling maniacally while he mysteriously works. GXW reporter, Mojo Massey hesitantly steps ahead of the camera letting out a loud gulp as he carefully approaches David Black.}

Mojo Massey: *GULP* "Excuse me, Mr. Black, could I ask you a question about what happened tonight?"

{Mr. Black's giggling stops suddenly as his head rises. Then Black's head turns his head slightly profiled as he glances at Massey and the camera through the corner of his eye.}

Mr. Black: "Oh course Mojo...why certainly...

{Mr. Black does a slow turn, 180 half circle as he addresses Massey and the camera for the second time. From there, we finally get the opportunity to see what Mr. Black was working on for the first time at the beginning of the promo. Black is holding what appears to be a necklace; however, on the necklace you see woven and beaded on there are the still bloodied Synthetically attached pointed elven ears that once belonged to Mystical Illusions after having them ripped off at the hands of Mr. Black. Black waves them joyfully in front of the camera with a huge grin on his face.}

Black: ...I'm all EARS!"

{Black pauses briefly for a moment to allow time for his little pun to set in, and then Black begins laughing hysterically at his own joke while he begins tying the necklace around his neck. Massey tries to keep his composure while fighting off his urges to quiver in Black's pressence, and keep from losing his dinner. He proceeds to ask Black his question.}

Massey: "Hahaha...that's very funny. I get it Mr. Black. Anyway, I wanted to talk about what you did to Mystical Illusions and your friend and tag team partner Jevon White earlier tonight on Revolution, like why did you do it exactly, and why Jevon?"

Black: Why? Why? Why?

{He stands up out of his chair and gets in Massey's face. Massey wiggles the mic in between himself and Black to kind of protect himself from Black's wrath. Black glances down at the mic in front of him as he sees the petrified Massey in front of him. Black calms down and smiles as he yanks the mic out of Massey's hand.}

Black: "I thought I already covered this already. I finished what I started on Revolution. I said I was going to not just take out Mystical Illusions on Onslaught, I was going to Annahilate him. Just like what he calls his finisher. I was going to do exactly that. I tried to do that on Onslaught, but then of all people, Jevon stopped that from happening. Jevon butted in my business, and for that he shall now suffer the same fate as Mystical Illusions, as the GothAC Alcemey, and anybody else who stands in my way."

Massey: "Are you gonna rip Jevon and Lillian's ears off too?"

{Black glares down at Massey with rage in his eyes.}

Black: "I could, should, and probably will rip your ears off Massey if you keep it up!"

{Massey lets out a loud "YELP!" and immediately drops down in a fetal position and covers his ears. Black just smiles to himself as he looks into the camera with the mic in his hand.}

Black: "I'm really beginning to collect little sovieniors of people I take out. It's my way of remembering them. Tonight it was Mystical Illusions' ears, next week it could be Jevon's heart, or better yet it could be John Miller's GXW World Unified Title."

{Black pauses for a moment as he re-gathers what he just said in the form of an ephiphany before continuing on.}

Black: "That's right, I could do that. I'm through paying my dues and earning my shots. It's time that I take matters into my own hands. It's time that I take the innitive for once. Let's face it, I tried biding my time and waiting for my time to come, and look where it got me! It got me no where, so from here on out, I'm going for anybody and everybody in order for me to get what I desire. I will have the GXW World Unified Heavyweight title, and John Miller is the holder of that title. The 2003 King of the Cage champion and the man to finally pull Zero out of hiding and take his title. Well I want that title and I will get it."

{Black walks up to the camera, the rage and intensity swelling up within his eyes as he glares deep into the camera.}

Black: "That's right Miller. I'm calling you out. No I'm warning you. I challenge your for YOUR GXW WORLD UNIFIED HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE. You name the time, you name the place, hell since you are the champion you call the stips involved in the match. But hear this and hear it well!"

"For everytime you delay or even refuse me. Somebody will suffer at my hands. Everytime you deny me of my time, somebody will fall. If you don't believe me, just ask Mystical Illusions, and ask anybody else who has tried to stand in my way Miller."

"The way I see it is this. Zero tried to hold the GXW World Heavyweight title hostage and look where it got him? Boogie Smallz is trying to hold the GXW Continential title hostage. I'm not holding titles hostage because I have none to hold. However, I am doing something much much more."

"Let this be known to each and every member of the GXW. From here on out, you all have been warned. I am holding the entire GXW hostage until John Miller gives me what I want. The Unified World Heavyweight Championship on a silver F***in platter! For everytime Miller refuses me, delays me, or denies me, I hurt somebody...worse than what I did to Mystical Illusions, The Alcemey B****, or anybody else who tries to stand in my way. I don't care if you are friend or foe. Nobody is safe."

"If I go down...straight to hell! Make no mistake about it, I will take the entire GXW with me! You don't think I can do it, keep daring me, or in Miller's case keep denying me and you will see just how serious I really can be."

"And Jevon, if you dare get in my way again, make no mistake about it I will do far more to you and collect much more than what I did to Mystical Illusions."

"You have all been warned, so if you value the GXW you better hope that your savior/Champion John Miller comes through on the pay off or you can consider yourselves all F...*...C...K...E...D!"

{Black grabs the camera from the camera op's hand.}

Black: "Now you've heard my words. Show it, print it and FADE...TO...BLACK! This promo is now over!"

{Black takes the camera and slams it into up against the wall causing it to bust. The screen goes into static but there is a little bit of audio left as you hear one final sentence from Black.}

Black: {Chuckles outloud} "Hmmm...They just don't make'em like they use to. I just hope that Miller proves to be more of a challenge than this here camera or Mystical Illusions for that matter."

{The sound of what is a foot stepping on the mic steps on the audio pickup on the camera. The camera completely fades out."

{Fade Out}
 

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