How do I get involved?

[Johnny Nash]

I have been e fedding for about two years and I am looking for a fed. How do I get involved with one of these great feds?

Johnny

 

[TH]

Send an application. I don't have the form for EPW offhand, but you can't go wrong with the following:

HANDLER INFO
Name
IM handles
E-mail

CHARACTER INFO

Name
Height
Weight
Hometown
Theme Song
Entrance
Appearance
Wrestling Style
Finisher(s)
Signature Moves
Title History
Character History
Sample RP (this is a must!)

Then send it all to empireprowrestling AT hotmail DOT com

Brunk will look over your application, and then he'll let you know if you're on board.

 

[Johnny Nash]

Thanks the help is apreciated

John

 

[Phenomenal]

Leave Lindsay two bottle of Rum at her back doorstep. Knock three times, ring the doorbell and then run.

After that delivery, run over to Josh Ray...knock on his door give him the one fingered salute and Scream...USA ALL THE WAY!!

Lastly, Drop off the case of Viagra to IrishRed, but put it in a brown paper bag. When you knock on the door and Say... Pizza Delivery!

Then, when you fill out the application, drop a $50 bill into the envelope and address it...King David Brunk...Master of the E-Fedding Universe.

Welcome to EPW.

 

[Linguistic]

After that delivery, run over to Josh Ray...knock on his door give him the one fingered salute and Scream...USA ALL THE WAY!!

Is this some ongoing thing with you trying to prove I'm not American?

Lastly, Drop off the case of Viagra to IrishRed, but put it in a brown paper bag. When you knock on the door and Say... Pizza Delivery!

LOVE IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[irishred]

Lastly, Drop off the case of Viagra to IrishRed, but put it in a brown paper bag. When you knock on the door and Say... Pizza Delivery!


Of course I would have use for this with a female unlike our don't ask don't tell military brat and one Scott Franklin and his plethora of jobber blow up dolls.

 

[Phenomenal]

Of course I would have use for this with a female unlike our don't ask don't tell military brat and one Scott Franklin and his plethora of jobber blow up dolls.

One-- Is the Don't ask don't tell deal being done with 4 star General or a lowly Private?

Two-- The names of the betterJobber Blow Up Dolls are Joey Melton and Kin Hiroshi.

 

[Linguistic]

The don't ask don't tell involves a very beautiful wife of mine (yes, she's a woman... woohoo!). You see, the only authorized sexual poistion in the Army is missionary. I'm not even lying. I'll hunt up the regulation for you... wish I was joking.

But you see, I break that regulation... EVERY... DAMN... DAY! Yeah baby!

So, Father Time Shane was correct in some degree... but I don't need the viagra for it... yet.

*turns and looks over his shoulder to his wife* Damn woman, I just gave you sweet lovin' five minutes ago!

 

[Phenomenal]

Well, we knew she was a woman. Duh.

We were just wondering how long it took to blow her up. But, you answered us with..

*turns and looks over his shoulder to his wife* Damn woman, I just gave you sweet lovin' five minutes ago!