“Is your name Rocky Balboa?!
OR ARE YOU JUST BAD AT TELLING STORIES TOO
(Fade in Raucous with a plain black backdrop. He is standing there staring up at the lights almost completely zoned out. He shakes his finger in the air quickly, wearing as always his full ring attire. And now, he catches his thoughts.
“I don't know about you kid, but when they came running....well walking actually, to offer me a contract I went crazy! Hell I even got this outfit, and it fits tight!
Maybe you got the full details, un...like.....ME
I assumed heck, be a wrestler get in there and show em what you got! Someone at least warned you about getting bumped in the head!
Who by the way took a garbage lid to the face by E.T's pissed off boyfriend, all the while losing my fanTTTTAAASSSS
ttiiicccc, arrival to this place.
But does it really...matter...Killings.....
…....I'M HERE FOR A SHOW
(He puts his hands on his hips
“With that in mind, sir, we have a little dance to do in the Hot Springs. I don't know what the Gravedigger taught ya, and really I don't care.
What's a WWP anyways?
Who's Old Dirty Bob Smith?
Who are you....?”
(Raucous scratches his head rapidly
“I've never seen you before Todd Killings. I don't understand your half thought stories. I don't understand why they gave you the opportunity to open that mouth of yours....
Which I shall shut....(Super punch towards the camera
(And he raises his hand up
“Wait no, that's rude. You're just a kid eating a sandwich that mommy probably made for lunch, playing some Grand Theft Auto, killing dem hommies, right? Is that black speak? I'll call Boogie Smallz later.
Actually...I don't have his number. Hmph.”
(He grabs the camera pulling it super close to his mask
I get it, the whole getting ready to wrestle promo shoot. Show you've made it to that big moment. Bring a tear to momma dearests eye. (sniffle
I live for those moments, Todd. Last week the fans cheered loudly and it was delightful. It filled my heart with joy.
CAN YOU FEEL IT
....COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
(He turns his head away then turns back to the camera
"I guess what I want to say is...I'm scared Todd...
You scare me....what if you kill me...no..you can't Kill me you're a wrestler now Todd.
! YOU'RE A FREAKING WRESTLER TODD
You're like that one scene....in Robocop and I'm Clarence Boddicker....coming to kill me!"
"And that's how we know you have a heart...of a robot.
Hold on.....if you have a robotic heart.....