[updated:LAST EDITED ON Feb-27-03 AT 10:30 PM (EST)](FADE IN)
(The scene begins with a black screen as words begin to appear reading “Tha followin’ has been paid for by Boogie Smallz…‘cuz GX-Dub was too damn cheap. Yeah, I said it.” The music cues up and the song “New York to New Orleans” by 50 Cent begins playing. The words then vanish and more words come into view reading “Black History Month: A Salute to Black Entertainers in GXW.” The music fades down, but can still be heard in the background. The view changes to Boogie Smallz seated in a large leather chair with an oversized book in one hand and an old-school Sherlock Holmes-type pipe in the other. He is wearing a black silk smoking jacket with his HHE medallion hanging around his neck. He places the book down on a table beside him and reaches into his pocket for a lighter. He takes several puffs off of the pipe before speaking to the camera.)
BS: (Blowing smoke out.) I know my peeps ain’t seen me for a minute, but it appears that tha GXW brass are havin’ some second thoughts on tha direction they want me to go in. So while they have me wastin’ time ridin’ tha bench, sittin’ on tha sideline, I figure I would come on TV and hook a little sumthin’ sumthin’ up for all my nizzos that have been holdin’ it down. As most of you know…and some of tha fools in tha dressin’ room probably don’t, this month is February…also known as Black History Month and do I have a treat for you.
Herre is a video package I put together, with myself providing tha voiceover. I know you’re gonna love this.
(The scene fades out and fades back in as the song “Better Dayz” by 2Pac plays. The video package begins to air with slow-motion shots of Boogie Smallz in the ring.)
V/O: There have been only a handful of brothas that competed in a GXW ring. And one of them has out shined all tha othas. Boogie Smallz, former GXW Television champion, for months was on a hot streak and defeating everyone that crossed his path.
(A series of shots are shown in slow-mo of Boogie hitting the Power Bong on several opponents.)
V/O: He gained acclaim and notoriety in tha singles ranks and turned Onslaught from a boring show with nothin’ but filler…into one of tha most watched and talked about shows on television today. He would still be GXW TV champ if it wasn’t for a jealous b!+ch that needed tha help of 4 other people to defeat him. He comes out to tha song “Black Superman” and I think that sums it all up.
(Cue up a slow-motion video of Devon Jackson, former GXW talent enhancer. Shots of Devon getting pummeled by various GXW stars.)
V/O: Devon Jackson wasn’t around GXW for very long. He fought on the undercard of several shows, even did dark matches at house shows. He always got the crowd pumped up before a major event…usually because they wanted to see him get his ass kicked. Devon will be remembered for takin’ some sick bumps and for his ability to absorb an ass whippin’ longer than 5 minutes…so his matches wouldn’t end so quickly.
(Cut to a slow-motion video package of Mr. White from TLC. Most of the footage that is shown is of him on the losing end of matches or being beat up.)
V/O: Mr. White, one-half of a top tag team in GXW, TLC. He has held tha tag titles before and (the sound of rummaging through paper) uh…umm…that’s all I can find out. He’s obviously into Sisqo, sportin’ tha blond dreadlocks and he’s into white. Has a white partner, wears a lot of white, uses white pyro, even had his last name legally changed to…well…White. Come to think about it…why is he even in my vignette?
(Several shots are shown of Token, the bodyguard for Tommy Rage and Ricky Gant. Several of them are him just standing outside the ring.)
V/O: Token, a man with very few words…and probably fewer dollars bein’ tha gopher for those country club hoppin’ triscuits! But he looks intimidatin’…don’t he? Since comin’ into GX-Dub Token has successfully helped his men win several matches herre, includin’ tha jack move they did to rob Boogie Smallz of tha TV title…which I guess makes him one-fifth holder of tha TV title. He is well on his way to bein’ a top star in this company. No telling how many more singles titles he will be co-holder of…workin’ for some hoez like he does…I’m sure there are many more to come.
(Cut to footage of B-Real getting beat up in the ring.)
V/O: This herre is a real thug, y’all. He was another talent enhancer that just couldn’t get past tha first hurdle in GXW. He had a hell of a dropkick…but since when did that win titles? B-Real’s legacy will always be remember herre in GXW.
(Cut to footage of a Rob Sampson promo, with a field of reporters asking questions, one of which is black.)
V/O: And who can forget Reporter #3 in that old Sampson promo from a few months ago. He really hit Rob hard with those questions.
(Cut to a slow motion shot of a brawl in the audience between Dan Ryan & Zero. Zero shoves a beer vendor, who happens to be black, down and continues to duke it out with Ryan.)
V/O: Tha beer vendor brought this match up to another level. He really laid it all on the line that night. He went through about a dozen 12 packs in the first hour. Concessions went through tha roof that night and GXW ended up with a record gate for tha event.
(Cut to a shot of Carnage unmasking to reveal himself to be Kendall Codine. The camera does a slow motion shot of the ringside area, one of the onlookers, a GXW timekeeper, was there to witness it. He too, coincidentally, was black.)
V/O: When Kendall Codine shocked tha World, it was with tha help of a black man. Do you think he could have timed it that well had he not gotten a signal from my man over therre ringin’ tha bell?
(Cut to a shot of Kevin Powers in the ring as security rushes in and tries to escort him out. He starts fighting with 6 security guards, one of which…you guessed it…is black. The camera slows down as this particular security guard throws himself at Powers, so the other guards can detain him.)
V/O: Security guard #2…this man had it all. No fear…he attacked Powers like he wasn’t a drunken behemoth…and well he paid tha price, but without his efforts Kevin Powers could have gone on a rampage and disrupted tha whole damn show. Security guard #2…he might confiscate your signs…but he cares about your safety!
(Cut back to the shot of Boogie sitting in the chair. He hits the pipe and then begins speaking again.)
BS: Let’s look at things we use every day in wrestling. Tha ring…invented by a brotha’. Tha turnbuckle…damn…what you think? That’s right…tha black man invented it.
Steel cage matches? We didn’t invent that ish…but we did inspire it, futhamucka! Tag team matches…tha black man!
X-treme wrestling? That’s a no-brainer…a brotha’ invented that ish too…and guess what…you’re lookin’ at him!
I wish this program could be longer, but I ain’t got Erik Zieba money…and tha longer this goes…tha mo’ money I gotta shell out. So with that said I hope I enlightened some of you wankstas out therre that didn’t know no better. And if anybody got a problem with this…step tha kcuf up and do sumthin’ about it!
(FADE TO BLACK)
(The scene begins with a black screen as words begin to appear reading “Tha followin’ has been paid for by Boogie Smallz…‘cuz GX-Dub was too damn cheap. Yeah, I said it.” The music cues up and the song “New York to New Orleans” by 50 Cent begins playing. The words then vanish and more words come into view reading “Black History Month: A Salute to Black Entertainers in GXW.” The music fades down, but can still be heard in the background. The view changes to Boogie Smallz seated in a large leather chair with an oversized book in one hand and an old-school Sherlock Holmes-type pipe in the other. He is wearing a black silk smoking jacket with his HHE medallion hanging around his neck. He places the book down on a table beside him and reaches into his pocket for a lighter. He takes several puffs off of the pipe before speaking to the camera.)
BS: (Blowing smoke out.) I know my peeps ain’t seen me for a minute, but it appears that tha GXW brass are havin’ some second thoughts on tha direction they want me to go in. So while they have me wastin’ time ridin’ tha bench, sittin’ on tha sideline, I figure I would come on TV and hook a little sumthin’ sumthin’ up for all my nizzos that have been holdin’ it down. As most of you know…and some of tha fools in tha dressin’ room probably don’t, this month is February…also known as Black History Month and do I have a treat for you.
Herre is a video package I put together, with myself providing tha voiceover. I know you’re gonna love this.
(The scene fades out and fades back in as the song “Better Dayz” by 2Pac plays. The video package begins to air with slow-motion shots of Boogie Smallz in the ring.)
V/O: There have been only a handful of brothas that competed in a GXW ring. And one of them has out shined all tha othas. Boogie Smallz, former GXW Television champion, for months was on a hot streak and defeating everyone that crossed his path.
(A series of shots are shown in slow-mo of Boogie hitting the Power Bong on several opponents.)
V/O: He gained acclaim and notoriety in tha singles ranks and turned Onslaught from a boring show with nothin’ but filler…into one of tha most watched and talked about shows on television today. He would still be GXW TV champ if it wasn’t for a jealous b!+ch that needed tha help of 4 other people to defeat him. He comes out to tha song “Black Superman” and I think that sums it all up.
(Cue up a slow-motion video of Devon Jackson, former GXW talent enhancer. Shots of Devon getting pummeled by various GXW stars.)
V/O: Devon Jackson wasn’t around GXW for very long. He fought on the undercard of several shows, even did dark matches at house shows. He always got the crowd pumped up before a major event…usually because they wanted to see him get his ass kicked. Devon will be remembered for takin’ some sick bumps and for his ability to absorb an ass whippin’ longer than 5 minutes…so his matches wouldn’t end so quickly.
(Cut to a slow-motion video package of Mr. White from TLC. Most of the footage that is shown is of him on the losing end of matches or being beat up.)
V/O: Mr. White, one-half of a top tag team in GXW, TLC. He has held tha tag titles before and (the sound of rummaging through paper) uh…umm…that’s all I can find out. He’s obviously into Sisqo, sportin’ tha blond dreadlocks and he’s into white. Has a white partner, wears a lot of white, uses white pyro, even had his last name legally changed to…well…White. Come to think about it…why is he even in my vignette?
(Several shots are shown of Token, the bodyguard for Tommy Rage and Ricky Gant. Several of them are him just standing outside the ring.)
V/O: Token, a man with very few words…and probably fewer dollars bein’ tha gopher for those country club hoppin’ triscuits! But he looks intimidatin’…don’t he? Since comin’ into GX-Dub Token has successfully helped his men win several matches herre, includin’ tha jack move they did to rob Boogie Smallz of tha TV title…which I guess makes him one-fifth holder of tha TV title. He is well on his way to bein’ a top star in this company. No telling how many more singles titles he will be co-holder of…workin’ for some hoez like he does…I’m sure there are many more to come.
(Cut to footage of B-Real getting beat up in the ring.)
V/O: This herre is a real thug, y’all. He was another talent enhancer that just couldn’t get past tha first hurdle in GXW. He had a hell of a dropkick…but since when did that win titles? B-Real’s legacy will always be remember herre in GXW.
(Cut to footage of a Rob Sampson promo, with a field of reporters asking questions, one of which is black.)
V/O: And who can forget Reporter #3 in that old Sampson promo from a few months ago. He really hit Rob hard with those questions.
(Cut to a slow motion shot of a brawl in the audience between Dan Ryan & Zero. Zero shoves a beer vendor, who happens to be black, down and continues to duke it out with Ryan.)
V/O: Tha beer vendor brought this match up to another level. He really laid it all on the line that night. He went through about a dozen 12 packs in the first hour. Concessions went through tha roof that night and GXW ended up with a record gate for tha event.
(Cut to a shot of Carnage unmasking to reveal himself to be Kendall Codine. The camera does a slow motion shot of the ringside area, one of the onlookers, a GXW timekeeper, was there to witness it. He too, coincidentally, was black.)
V/O: When Kendall Codine shocked tha World, it was with tha help of a black man. Do you think he could have timed it that well had he not gotten a signal from my man over therre ringin’ tha bell?
(Cut to a shot of Kevin Powers in the ring as security rushes in and tries to escort him out. He starts fighting with 6 security guards, one of which…you guessed it…is black. The camera slows down as this particular security guard throws himself at Powers, so the other guards can detain him.)
V/O: Security guard #2…this man had it all. No fear…he attacked Powers like he wasn’t a drunken behemoth…and well he paid tha price, but without his efforts Kevin Powers could have gone on a rampage and disrupted tha whole damn show. Security guard #2…he might confiscate your signs…but he cares about your safety!
(Cut back to the shot of Boogie sitting in the chair. He hits the pipe and then begins speaking again.)
BS: Let’s look at things we use every day in wrestling. Tha ring…invented by a brotha’. Tha turnbuckle…damn…what you think? That’s right…tha black man invented it.
Steel cage matches? We didn’t invent that ish…but we did inspire it, futhamucka! Tag team matches…tha black man!
X-treme wrestling? That’s a no-brainer…a brotha’ invented that ish too…and guess what…you’re lookin’ at him!
I wish this program could be longer, but I ain’t got Erik Zieba money…and tha longer this goes…tha mo’ money I gotta shell out. So with that said I hope I enlightened some of you wankstas out therre that didn’t know no better. And if anybody got a problem with this…step tha kcuf up and do sumthin’ about it!
(FADE TO BLACK)