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Brandon Jacobs: We are back from commercial and ready to get this show started.
Zack Sirus: Can someone get me a beer before we get started?
Brandon Jacobs: Sorry Zach, board of directors didn’t budget any money for beer. But we did go out and get the second best thing :
ulls out a strawberry milk from under his desk::
Zack Sirus: You got to be kidding me.
Brandon Jacobs: We are going to get crazy tonight. Lets go down to our first match, Michael Manson vs. “The Zombie” Matt Manning!
::”Mechanical Animals" by Marilyn Manson blares on the loud speakers::
RING ANNOUCER: Announcing first, from Chicago, IL! Former BAD World Heavyweight Champion, the man, the myth, the legend... MICHAEL MANSON!
Brandon Jacobs: Manson looks psyched for the first round of the tournament. You can see the intensity in his eyes, he is ready for anything tonight.
Zack Sirus: This won’t be the typical Manson cake walk tonight, Matt Manning knows what it is like to be a member of the living dead and he is not going to quit.
:: More Human Than Human" by White Zombie wails on the loud speakers::
RING ANNOUNCER: His opponent, from Colma, CA! The famed student of Rondell “Shaka Zooloo” Johnson, “ZOMBIE” MATT MANNING!
::bell rings::
Brandon Jacobs: Manson charges Manning at the bell and nails him with a flurry of punches! Manning is being backed up into the corner! Manson starts chopping away! Manning goes for an eye gouge and Manson is temporarily blinded.
Zack Sirus: Win, lose, but always cheat...
Brandon Jacobs: Matt Manning moves to the side of Manson is going for a step over hair pull! Ref is counting Manning! 1, 2, 3, 4... BREAK! Manning grabs the hair again, 1, 2, 3, 4... BREAK! Ref is now trying to seperate the two.
Zack Sirus: I don’t know if I would go out of my way to piss off Manson this early in the match.
Brandon Jacobs: Manson has regained his sight and grabs Manning by the hair and throws him through the ropes to the outside! Manson rips off the mats around ringside as a groggy Manning is getting up. SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE CONCRETE! Manning is grabbing his back!
Zack Sirus: These sick people are chanting for him to do it again, they don’t know how hard that concrete feels on your back.
Brandon Jacobs: Manson grabs him by the tights... ANOTHER SNAP SUPLEX! Manning is having trouble getting to his feet. Manson grabs him by the hair and throws him in.
Zack Sirus: If Manning doesn’t make a recovery here, this match could be over before it begins. Manson comes in through the ropes and tries to pickup Manning by the hair.... INSIDE CRADLE BY MANNING! 1------2---- KICKOUT! He caught Manson off guard there!
Brandon Jacobs: Manson is mad though now and he is kicking Manning in the face as he is struggling to get up. Manson grabs Manning by the hair and throws him down into the mat! Vicious! Simply vicious! Manson repeatedly knees Manning in the lower back! Manning is screaming in pain! I don’t know how much of this he can take.
Zack Sirus: There is no disgrace in giving up if it means saving your career.
Brandon Jacobs: Manson grabs the legs... he turns him... SHARPSHOOTER ON MANNING! Manson has him dead center in the ring! This is going to be over awfully fast! Manning is wailing his arms! He is trying to get closer to the ropes!
Zack Sirus: It looks like he is making a little of progress!
Brandon Jacobs: Manson is taunting Manning that he will never get there! Manning keeps on reaching for the ropes... he almost got there! He tries again.... NO! One more time... HE HAS IT! Manson is livid and he goes to pickup Manning... Manning holds down the rope and MANSON FALLS OUT TO THE FLOOR! IT LOOKS LIKE MANSON HIT HIS HEAD! A limping Manning goes to the outside and throws Manson in! He is calling for Simply Painful Top Rope Gordbuster!
Zack Sirus: He should just go for the pin here when Manson is dazed. This is just overkill right here..
Brandon Jacobs: Manning pushes Manson into the corner and climbs the ropes... he sets up the top rope gordbuster... Manson is trying to struggle to break free... MANNING NAILS IT! OH MY GOD! Manson has to be dead! Manning goes to make the cover! 1-------------2------------MANSON GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPE!
Zack Sirus: Right now, he should just go for another pin right here and move him away from the ropes this time!
Brandon Jacobs: Matt Manning calls for his finisher! He double underhooks Manson... MANSON BACK BODY DROPS MANNING! A dazed Manning gets up.... SWEET DREAMS STUNNER BY MANSON! COVER! 1------------2---------------3!!! MANSON COMES BACK FROM THE BRINK OF DEFEAT HERE IN THE FIRST ROUND!
Zack Sirus: The rookie Manning almost pull off the biggest upset in wrestling history tonight, this guy has a good future ahead of him. This is not a good sign for Manson. He looks more vulnerable than I’ve seen him in a long time.
Brandon Jacobs: We will be back after this commercial for Shizaki vs. Richard Gideon match!
Zack Sirus: Can someone get me a beer before we get started?
Brandon Jacobs: Sorry Zach, board of directors didn’t budget any money for beer. But we did go out and get the second best thing :
Zack Sirus: You got to be kidding me.
Brandon Jacobs: We are going to get crazy tonight. Lets go down to our first match, Michael Manson vs. “The Zombie” Matt Manning!
::”Mechanical Animals" by Marilyn Manson blares on the loud speakers::
RING ANNOUCER: Announcing first, from Chicago, IL! Former BAD World Heavyweight Champion, the man, the myth, the legend... MICHAEL MANSON!
Brandon Jacobs: Manson looks psyched for the first round of the tournament. You can see the intensity in his eyes, he is ready for anything tonight.
Zack Sirus: This won’t be the typical Manson cake walk tonight, Matt Manning knows what it is like to be a member of the living dead and he is not going to quit.
:: More Human Than Human" by White Zombie wails on the loud speakers::
RING ANNOUNCER: His opponent, from Colma, CA! The famed student of Rondell “Shaka Zooloo” Johnson, “ZOMBIE” MATT MANNING!
::bell rings::
Brandon Jacobs: Manson charges Manning at the bell and nails him with a flurry of punches! Manning is being backed up into the corner! Manson starts chopping away! Manning goes for an eye gouge and Manson is temporarily blinded.
Zack Sirus: Win, lose, but always cheat...
Brandon Jacobs: Matt Manning moves to the side of Manson is going for a step over hair pull! Ref is counting Manning! 1, 2, 3, 4... BREAK! Manning grabs the hair again, 1, 2, 3, 4... BREAK! Ref is now trying to seperate the two.
Zack Sirus: I don’t know if I would go out of my way to piss off Manson this early in the match.
Brandon Jacobs: Manson has regained his sight and grabs Manning by the hair and throws him through the ropes to the outside! Manson rips off the mats around ringside as a groggy Manning is getting up. SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE CONCRETE! Manning is grabbing his back!
Zack Sirus: These sick people are chanting for him to do it again, they don’t know how hard that concrete feels on your back.
Brandon Jacobs: Manson grabs him by the tights... ANOTHER SNAP SUPLEX! Manning is having trouble getting to his feet. Manson grabs him by the hair and throws him in.
Zack Sirus: If Manning doesn’t make a recovery here, this match could be over before it begins. Manson comes in through the ropes and tries to pickup Manning by the hair.... INSIDE CRADLE BY MANNING! 1------2---- KICKOUT! He caught Manson off guard there!
Brandon Jacobs: Manson is mad though now and he is kicking Manning in the face as he is struggling to get up. Manson grabs Manning by the hair and throws him down into the mat! Vicious! Simply vicious! Manson repeatedly knees Manning in the lower back! Manning is screaming in pain! I don’t know how much of this he can take.
Zack Sirus: There is no disgrace in giving up if it means saving your career.
Brandon Jacobs: Manson grabs the legs... he turns him... SHARPSHOOTER ON MANNING! Manson has him dead center in the ring! This is going to be over awfully fast! Manning is wailing his arms! He is trying to get closer to the ropes!
Zack Sirus: It looks like he is making a little of progress!
Brandon Jacobs: Manson is taunting Manning that he will never get there! Manning keeps on reaching for the ropes... he almost got there! He tries again.... NO! One more time... HE HAS IT! Manson is livid and he goes to pickup Manning... Manning holds down the rope and MANSON FALLS OUT TO THE FLOOR! IT LOOKS LIKE MANSON HIT HIS HEAD! A limping Manning goes to the outside and throws Manson in! He is calling for Simply Painful Top Rope Gordbuster!
Zack Sirus: He should just go for the pin here when Manson is dazed. This is just overkill right here..
Brandon Jacobs: Manning pushes Manson into the corner and climbs the ropes... he sets up the top rope gordbuster... Manson is trying to struggle to break free... MANNING NAILS IT! OH MY GOD! Manson has to be dead! Manning goes to make the cover! 1-------------2------------MANSON GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPE!
Zack Sirus: Right now, he should just go for another pin right here and move him away from the ropes this time!
Brandon Jacobs: Matt Manning calls for his finisher! He double underhooks Manson... MANSON BACK BODY DROPS MANNING! A dazed Manning gets up.... SWEET DREAMS STUNNER BY MANSON! COVER! 1------------2---------------3!!! MANSON COMES BACK FROM THE BRINK OF DEFEAT HERE IN THE FIRST ROUND!
Zack Sirus: The rookie Manning almost pull off the biggest upset in wrestling history tonight, this guy has a good future ahead of him. This is not a good sign for Manson. He looks more vulnerable than I’ve seen him in a long time.
Brandon Jacobs: We will be back after this commercial for Shizaki vs. Richard Gideon match!