Re: Lost
"God-damnit, it's like you FANBOYS never know when to quit, do you??
(Fadein, Cameron Cruise in front of a moniter with HAL's face on it, much like you see in Reality TV settings.)
CRUISE: Ten years ago, I had to listen to you "PEOPLE" talk as if you were the real thing, only to turn around and get an open hand to your face for just having the cajones for making the ATTEMPT.
But yet, here we are STILL doing this, and it's Two Thousand Seven.
Now...granted, Hal...Harry...whatever it is you wanna be called...I don't know you from Adam, but I HAVE heard you did well enough to be CO-MVP in the last Singles competition, which is impressive believe it or not.
Even for a Fanboy like yourself, in a rookie season, still kinda raw...a Great Honor, and in some eyes, more than plenty of incentive to improve on that fact.
But you haven't Hal, and that's your fault.
(Cruise raises a hand to signify a non-verbal comment of "Wait-a-second"..)
Now before you get all huffy-puffy over a cop-out, like the little Harry Potter-or-The Hobbit excuses you made for a bad performance again, believe it or not I'm not saying I'm anymore better than you are.
I'm not exactly "The Deacon" of post-match commentary or anything, by any means. I've said before that I've declared a need to improve the next time around and then went about performing worse.
(Cruise spits off to the side of the camera for a second.)
But Hal, wrestling in this business...it's just not the same as it was before, back in the day.
Becoming a wrestler in this day in age, it just doesn't seem to keep the same standard of PRIDE anymore; there's no discipline, no structure.
I mean...it's kinda like a SPOILED BRAT, if I may.
The meaning of "No" to them just isn't imputed into their Brain.
Take you for instance.
Co-MVP of a respected Organization, most people would take that perverbial football and run with it, see how far they can take it.
But not you.
No, instead, we find ol' Harry still living at home in "Mother's Basement, playing "Dee-and-Dee" with nine other dudes on the Internet, in between probably swapping stories about how you got caught peeking at your buddy's sister in the shower from a hidden video camera set up in the shower.
Again, no discipline, no ambition, nothing.
But you know what else that makes it even worse for me Hal??
You're up until Four-In-The-Morning doing that **** while I'm at home in bed because sleep is the more HUMANE and logical thing to do.
Especially if I'm making an effort to DO something in my career....then that really does it for me.
(Cruise shakes his head in disapproval.)
You do that willingly, and whats even MORE is the fact that you ****ers get YOUNGER every year.
Someone's gotta stop it, Hal.
Someone's gotta bring forth both the Physical AND the figuratively-speaking Reality Check that you Fanboys DEARLY need.
(Cruise shrugs his shoulders and clasps his hands together.)
At this point, someone has to and why not me??
Look at it this way, kid....you're not gonna like it one way or another when it's over with, but think of it like this: It's nothing three days straight of POG-gaming won't cure right??
Right??
(Fadeout.)