TBirdSCIL
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Gridlock vs. "Stupendous" Stephen Morgan and Nikolai Ash
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SouthernBoy
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Like Lambs to the Slaughter
{{...FADE-IN: "Stupendous" Stephen Morgan is playing golf on a lush, green fairway. The camera focuses in on Morgan as he sets himself for his next shot. Smiling for the camera, he looks down and starts his backswing, as the club begins to come forward a loud THUD is heard followed by a girlish scream. This causes Morgan to jerk and hit the ball towards a tree about 50 feet away, the ball bounces off the tree and back at Morgan who ducks just in time but looses his balance and falls on his butt. Morgan, red faced, stands up and brushes himself off and then turns to look to see where the noise came from. He walks up to two blonds, one trying to pick up his golf bag and the other laughing in the golf cart...}}
"STUPENDOUS" STEPHEN MORGAN: " What the HELL was that? Did you SEE what you made me do? {{...The woman in the cart tries to talk, but Morgan stops her...}} Just SHUT up, sit there, and do what you do best...be eye candy. Now, I've got an interview to cut, so do you THINK that you two bimbos can keep it quiet for about FIVE minutes here? {{...The two girls nod and then start to pout...}} Good. Now...{{...Morgan turns to the camera and collects himself...}} Looks like the GLCW smartened up, SOMEWHAT, and put Stephen Morgan on TV. Let this be your FIRST lesson...LISTEN to what I have to say. See, I TOLD you that I'd totally DESTROY Savage, I TOLD you the fans would go crazy for it, and I TOLD you that it SHOULD be on TV. But you didn't listen, and it cost you a ratings point boys. {{...smiles...}} Guess you won't make THAT mistake again. "
" No, you've put me on TV this week...but it's in a TAG TEAM match. {{...sighs...}} Baby steps I suppose. Baby steps. If you wouldn't be teaming me with Nikolai Ash I'd say you'd gone off your rocker again, but after thinking about it, this COULD work. Nikolai and I seem to not only have a common goal, but a common CONTEMPT for the people that make this sport impossible to watch today. I'm talking about the common TRASH the GLCW throws in the ring each and every night HOPING for that NEXT BIG THING, HOPING they can grow this federation on the backs of maw and paw trailer trash. Here's a TIP GLCW, the ONLY way this federation is EVER going to be something is if you STOP putting guys like MIKE MANSON and MAELSTROM in Main Events and START looking the way of Stupendous Stephen Morgan and Nikolai Ash. "
" But you want proof don't you. The quite CONVINCING performances we both put on at the last show wasn't enough was it? You want to see more. You want to see the COMBINED strength, the COMBINED charisma of the TWO best wrestlers here. You want DOUBLE the TROUBLE for HALF the time. I get you. So Nikolai and I, we'll be HAPPY to act as the executioners to the sacrificial lambs you're calling GRIDLOCK. Just don't say we didn't WARN you that yet ANOTHER spot on your roster is going to be EXPOSED as common, every day GARBAGE. "
" You have been warned GLCW...take it seriously or not, but you WILL take it one way or the other. "
{{...From behind Morgan, one of the girls goes, "HUH?". Growing an ever darker shade of crimson, Morgan walks over to her....}}
" What did you say? "
GIRL: " Well...I just didn't understand what you just said. Take it seriously or not, but you'll have to take it one way or the other. That just didn't make sense. "
SM: " Tell me, uh...what's your name again. "
GIRL: " Ginger. "
SM: " Hmmm.... quite fitting. Tell me Ginger, what college did you go to?
GIRL: " Well I didn't...
SM: " Graduate high school? "
GIRL: " Of course...I gra..
SM: " SHUT UP. When I'm talking you just shut up. Look, I paid good money for that chest, and I expect you to sit here, SHUT UP, and look pretty for the camera. If you can't do that, maybe I need to get uncle Jed back home to come get you, take you back down to the farm, and put you in the tool shed with the rest of the HOES. "
{{...The girl SLAPS the taste out of Morgan's mouth and floors the accelerator, running over Morgan's foot. Morgan screams, the hops on one foot until he trips over his bag and falls on his butt again. Remembering the camera is still there, he gets up and begins to walk over...}}
SM: " Let me see that camera for a second..."
{{...The camera starts shaking and running away from Morgan who's giving chase. We can tell from the shot that the camera man has hopped his own golf cart and is speeding away from Morgan who is hopping up and down...MAD. FADE OUT...}}
{{...FADE-IN: "Stupendous" Stephen Morgan is playing golf on a lush, green fairway. The camera focuses in on Morgan as he sets himself for his next shot. Smiling for the camera, he looks down and starts his backswing, as the club begins to come forward a loud THUD is heard followed by a girlish scream. This causes Morgan to jerk and hit the ball towards a tree about 50 feet away, the ball bounces off the tree and back at Morgan who ducks just in time but looses his balance and falls on his butt. Morgan, red faced, stands up and brushes himself off and then turns to look to see where the noise came from. He walks up to two blonds, one trying to pick up his golf bag and the other laughing in the golf cart...}}
"STUPENDOUS" STEPHEN MORGAN: " What the HELL was that? Did you SEE what you made me do? {{...The woman in the cart tries to talk, but Morgan stops her...}} Just SHUT up, sit there, and do what you do best...be eye candy. Now, I've got an interview to cut, so do you THINK that you two bimbos can keep it quiet for about FIVE minutes here? {{...The two girls nod and then start to pout...}} Good. Now...{{...Morgan turns to the camera and collects himself...}} Looks like the GLCW smartened up, SOMEWHAT, and put Stephen Morgan on TV. Let this be your FIRST lesson...LISTEN to what I have to say. See, I TOLD you that I'd totally DESTROY Savage, I TOLD you the fans would go crazy for it, and I TOLD you that it SHOULD be on TV. But you didn't listen, and it cost you a ratings point boys. {{...smiles...}} Guess you won't make THAT mistake again. "
" No, you've put me on TV this week...but it's in a TAG TEAM match. {{...sighs...}} Baby steps I suppose. Baby steps. If you wouldn't be teaming me with Nikolai Ash I'd say you'd gone off your rocker again, but after thinking about it, this COULD work. Nikolai and I seem to not only have a common goal, but a common CONTEMPT for the people that make this sport impossible to watch today. I'm talking about the common TRASH the GLCW throws in the ring each and every night HOPING for that NEXT BIG THING, HOPING they can grow this federation on the backs of maw and paw trailer trash. Here's a TIP GLCW, the ONLY way this federation is EVER going to be something is if you STOP putting guys like MIKE MANSON and MAELSTROM in Main Events and START looking the way of Stupendous Stephen Morgan and Nikolai Ash. "
" But you want proof don't you. The quite CONVINCING performances we both put on at the last show wasn't enough was it? You want to see more. You want to see the COMBINED strength, the COMBINED charisma of the TWO best wrestlers here. You want DOUBLE the TROUBLE for HALF the time. I get you. So Nikolai and I, we'll be HAPPY to act as the executioners to the sacrificial lambs you're calling GRIDLOCK. Just don't say we didn't WARN you that yet ANOTHER spot on your roster is going to be EXPOSED as common, every day GARBAGE. "
" You have been warned GLCW...take it seriously or not, but you WILL take it one way or the other. "
{{...From behind Morgan, one of the girls goes, "HUH?". Growing an ever darker shade of crimson, Morgan walks over to her....}}
" What did you say? "
GIRL: " Well...I just didn't understand what you just said. Take it seriously or not, but you'll have to take it one way or the other. That just didn't make sense. "
SM: " Tell me, uh...what's your name again. "
GIRL: " Ginger. "
SM: " Hmmm.... quite fitting. Tell me Ginger, what college did you go to?
GIRL: " Well I didn't...
SM: " Graduate high school? "
GIRL: " Of course...I gra..
SM: " SHUT UP. When I'm talking you just shut up. Look, I paid good money for that chest, and I expect you to sit here, SHUT UP, and look pretty for the camera. If you can't do that, maybe I need to get uncle Jed back home to come get you, take you back down to the farm, and put you in the tool shed with the rest of the HOES. "
{{...The girl SLAPS the taste out of Morgan's mouth and floors the accelerator, running over Morgan's foot. Morgan screams, the hops on one foot until he trips over his bag and falls on his butt again. Remembering the camera is still there, he gets up and begins to walk over...}}
SM: " Let me see that camera for a second..."
{{...The camera starts shaking and running away from Morgan who's giving chase. We can tell from the shot that the camera man has hopped his own golf cart and is speeding away from Morgan who is hopping up and down...MAD. FADE OUT...}}
ShawnHartXXX
The Phenom
Underestimation from the Overestimated
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jan-29-03 AT 01:45 AM (EST)](Fade In: To the annoyingly cheesy grin of Sly Sterling as the scene opens with a close-up of his semi-disturbing mug. The camera cuts back, reaveling Raze and Nuke, collectively known as GRIDLOCK, standing tall with their arms crossed, behind him as the three have gathered in a school yard. As the men stand there against a chain link fence, Raze and Nuke both staring solemnly at the camera, Sly rubs his hands together, and begins to speak.)
Sterling: "Aaaaaaand so it came to pass that, when faced with the BIGGEST challenge he will EVER encounter here in Grrreat Lakes Championship Wrestling, the ever-inflated *makes quotations with his fingers* "STUPENDOUS" Stephen Morgan.. has chosen to play golf! ...Golf!!!"
(Raze shoves his way forward and interjects...)
Raze: "Playing with balls, Sly.. PLAYING with BALLS!! And if ya ask me, he does it cuz he doesn't have a set of his own!! I'm telling you, if he thinks for ONE SECOND..."
(As Raze starts to become animated, Sly quickly puts his arm in front of the big man and steps back to the forefront.)
Sterling: "Whoooooa, whoooooa, WHOA!! Easy, big man!! I mean, really.. I understand your frustration, you two being the most DOMINANT FORCE this company will EVER see, and there he is hitting the links instead of preparing for the fight, but come now... what good will getting wound up over it now do? Save it for the match, Raze. Keep all that agression niiiiiiice n' bottled up inside that tank of a body you have. That way, when you guys step into that ring, Mr. Morgan, along with Nikolai Ash, will get a beating the likes of which has NEVER been documented....and, unfortunately for them, they won't even see it coming."
(Sly turns his attention away from Raze, who has collected himself, and back to the camera)
Sterling: "Because that, my friends, is what happens when you underestimate the utter CHAOS and destruction brought about by Gridlock! While Stephen Morgan sits there all smug, thinking he has the scoop, rambling ooon and ooooon about ratings, main events, and other things he knows nothing about, my boys here are on the war path. Out for blood, CRAVING fresh meat, and ready to FEED! But does this phase our oblivious friend? Oh no! He's not in the gym, he's not watching tape, he's not praying to the great lord in heaven that Gridlock doesn't end his life! Not by a long shot! Instead, he resides at the country club, dressed from head to toe in horrible golf clothing, playing with his balls, as Raze put it..."
(As Sly talks, Raze begins to shake, and his face grows red with anger.)
Sterling: "Heh... all that being said, Stephen Morgan, I feel inclined to ask you... if THAT's how you handle a small, motionless golf ball, what's gonna happen when you're in there with nearly 600 LBS. of unbridled FURY?! Hmmmmmm???? And sure, you looked tough bullying a woman, but in case you haven't noticed, Raze and Nuke here are anything but! But hey, do what you will, continue to overlook what's in front of you to make way for your whining. It's your funeral, kid!"
(Raze loses his cool, shoves Sly violently out of the shot, places his hand on the camera, and pulls it up towards his face...)
Raze: "Iiiiiiiin other words, PREPARE... to get.... GRIDLOCKED!!!!!!"
(Nuke moves into the shot, nodding his head approvingly. He is followed by Sly, who looks slightly shaken up after Raze's "love tap.")
Sterling: *coughs* "Think about it boys... it may save your lives!!"
(Fade to black...)
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jan-29-03 AT 01:45 AM (EST)](Fade In: To the annoyingly cheesy grin of Sly Sterling as the scene opens with a close-up of his semi-disturbing mug. The camera cuts back, reaveling Raze and Nuke, collectively known as GRIDLOCK, standing tall with their arms crossed, behind him as the three have gathered in a school yard. As the men stand there against a chain link fence, Raze and Nuke both staring solemnly at the camera, Sly rubs his hands together, and begins to speak.)
Sterling: "Aaaaaaand so it came to pass that, when faced with the BIGGEST challenge he will EVER encounter here in Grrreat Lakes Championship Wrestling, the ever-inflated *makes quotations with his fingers* "STUPENDOUS" Stephen Morgan.. has chosen to play golf! ...Golf!!!"
(Raze shoves his way forward and interjects...)
Raze: "Playing with balls, Sly.. PLAYING with BALLS!! And if ya ask me, he does it cuz he doesn't have a set of his own!! I'm telling you, if he thinks for ONE SECOND..."
(As Raze starts to become animated, Sly quickly puts his arm in front of the big man and steps back to the forefront.)
Sterling: "Whoooooa, whoooooa, WHOA!! Easy, big man!! I mean, really.. I understand your frustration, you two being the most DOMINANT FORCE this company will EVER see, and there he is hitting the links instead of preparing for the fight, but come now... what good will getting wound up over it now do? Save it for the match, Raze. Keep all that agression niiiiiiice n' bottled up inside that tank of a body you have. That way, when you guys step into that ring, Mr. Morgan, along with Nikolai Ash, will get a beating the likes of which has NEVER been documented....and, unfortunately for them, they won't even see it coming."
(Sly turns his attention away from Raze, who has collected himself, and back to the camera)
Sterling: "Because that, my friends, is what happens when you underestimate the utter CHAOS and destruction brought about by Gridlock! While Stephen Morgan sits there all smug, thinking he has the scoop, rambling ooon and ooooon about ratings, main events, and other things he knows nothing about, my boys here are on the war path. Out for blood, CRAVING fresh meat, and ready to FEED! But does this phase our oblivious friend? Oh no! He's not in the gym, he's not watching tape, he's not praying to the great lord in heaven that Gridlock doesn't end his life! Not by a long shot! Instead, he resides at the country club, dressed from head to toe in horrible golf clothing, playing with his balls, as Raze put it..."
(As Sly talks, Raze begins to shake, and his face grows red with anger.)
Sterling: "Heh... all that being said, Stephen Morgan, I feel inclined to ask you... if THAT's how you handle a small, motionless golf ball, what's gonna happen when you're in there with nearly 600 LBS. of unbridled FURY?! Hmmmmmm???? And sure, you looked tough bullying a woman, but in case you haven't noticed, Raze and Nuke here are anything but! But hey, do what you will, continue to overlook what's in front of you to make way for your whining. It's your funeral, kid!"
(Raze loses his cool, shoves Sly violently out of the shot, places his hand on the camera, and pulls it up towards his face...)
Raze: "Iiiiiiiin other words, PREPARE... to get.... GRIDLOCKED!!!!!!"
(Nuke moves into the shot, nodding his head approvingly. He is followed by Sly, who looks slightly shaken up after Raze's "love tap.")
Sterling: *coughs* "Think about it boys... it may save your lives!!"
(Fade to black...)