We fade in to Dragon Jones sitting on a stool in his studio apartment. Wait. Studio apartment? No this isn't Dragon, he lives in a school bus that he tur-
"I sold the bus."
Oh. His voice has lost that youthful sheen it once had, but that certainly is Deej. I'm still not used to this serious nonsense. He slips a hand into his much more expensive looking jorts and pulls out a cigarette. Casually lighting it and continuing.
"In fact, I sold everything of any worth that the 'Dragon Jones' of old called his possessions. Which easily afforded me two tenths of this apartment."
He chuckles and takes a drag, staring slightly off camera as he does.
"I'm shedding my skin, so to speak. Which is a lark within itself as naturally this is the skin I always should have been in. The Dragon Jones you are all so fond of is dead. His 'legacy' is dead, I absolve any losses one may have suffered to him and strike any titles he may have held from the record."
He rubs his eyes and takes a moment to compose himself.
"For years I have been the butt of jokes within my own family. 'Oh, Dragon. I hear he can't even figure out a finisher' I'd hear from my aunt. 'Dragon? I saw him lose a match because he TRIED a moonsault.' my uncle would say. Not only that, while Dash trained my siblings I was mostly relegated to menial chores. IF I was lucky I would get to be the bump machine as all of my cousins, brothers and sisters hit move after move on me."
He crushes the lit cigarette in his hand, throwing the mess away soon after.
"No one gave me a chance. Not even after I became a WORLD champion in the WWA. WORLD. You know what they said to me at the family reunion that year? 'Dragon! I heard you finally got something to hold your pants up with!'"
He stands up, taking another moment before booting the stool across the room.
"That brings me to this. To why I'm talking to you right now. If they won't accept me as a Jones than the better damn well recognize me as the FIRST and the FIRST Intergalactic Champion to ever be in the bloodline."
His tension seems to ease at mentioning the IGChampionship, his scowl recedes.
"However, in place of simply letting me compete for the title itself I'm forced to go through a qualifying match. Apparently not even the IGCC dares to recognize the amount of talent that stands before them, so I they put me up with this Sabre guy to see if I'm worthy of a shot at the title."
He produces a folder from off camera, it has a headshot of Sabre pinned to the cover.
"Naturally, I dug up any information I could on this Sabre to see what I'm getting myself into."
He opens it up, looking it over it for a second before pouring the contents to the ground. Or, that's what he would have done if there was even anything in there.
"You're a blank slate, Sabre. For you, this plays to your advantage. I'm getting into the ring with a man I'm hardly familiar with other than what color mask he likes to wear to the ring. You have to consider though, Sabre, that I'm a blank slate too. Unshackled from previous burdens and prepared to go through anyone that is put in front of me."
Dragon brushes his hair out of his eyes. Wait...so he became this weird bad guy but didn't get a haircut? I mean, if I was going to go all rudo I'd be wanting to get that mop chopped off pront-
"I'm looking for a war, Sabre. If you can't bring me that? Fine. I'll just drive your skull into the canvas and move on to the next match. I want that belt and I don't intend to be stopped, especially not by someone from the deep dark scary 'parts unknown'. What I do intend is to leave a trail of carnage towards the top of the mountain, where I will sit crowned the FIRST Intergalactic Champion."
He grins, pleased with the clever play on words that he just laid out that everyone else will ignore or groan at.
"Bring that mask of yours, I'll bring a body bag."
He tosses the folder at the camera, it surprisingly knocks it over as we fade to black and I consider changing careers.