(Fadein, a Cameron Cruise in front of NEW ERA backdrop.)
CRUISE: Ever so much the clever that kid is.
No I'm not talking about the shrimp I'm about to face above the border....hell, from what I've heard, Doe's "Family Philosophy" when it comes to the male end of the tree.....isn't far off of "The Bundy's" from FX Network TV: Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum....Hooters, hooters....on a girl that's dumb!
A real showing of class, that boy.
No, I'm talking about that kid who was clever enough to be the only one with a cup on the other night, Em Dubya Gee.
Kid's got some spunk on him, I'll give him that....'specially for having the audacity to bite another man to get his attention.
You're gonna do that Em....you might as well ask the boss for a match with that Peter-fellah. I'm sure the both of you could keep each other busy for more than just an hour.....Title on the line or not.
But I digress, I missed out on a shot to prove to everyone else that I'm not just some two bit hack who steps into room with no candle lit, I eliminated almost all but two of the potzers in there with me.
Or have I?
I've not only proved everyone wrong, but again, drawing a second seed, I last the ENTIRE MATCH but only fall short on account of my not drawing close assurance of another win.
But an eye for an eye I suppose. For those shots, I receive a shot of my own: A shot at being the number one contender....for the TV title.
Not the WORLD title....like everyone here knows I should have shot at, clear as day.
No, as a matter of fact...to even stir the pot so-to-speak, I not only don't get it, but my shot goes to a man so much a follower of every-day-politics....he even request's my assistance....only to turn on me in the same Royale itself: The Phantom Republican.
Mister Powell....I really am stunned that you would bring about such a thing against me. I confirmed my beliefs in the Republican Party....I even stand by next to you on such issues as Reform and the nations' Budget.
But I'm really not surprised.
'Cause you see Mister Powell, I told you before I'm with you on certain things.....CERTAIN...things.
But not everything.
As for Doe....well....his actions already speak a mouthful, now don't they??
Doe, your incompetence goes as far as Ron Artests' need for attention doesn't it??
I was literally hanging on the ropes by a thread.....by that much from being eliminated and a success in your pathetic little world you call a planned domination.....and you bring me back in??
You might be scheduled to throw down with Troy Douglas in a little bit from now....but son....I suggest you beg for mercy and hope he give's you some sorta advice worth contemplating....you're a (BLEEP!!)ing idiot!!
But hey, so long as things keep coming, the newly-established Course I've rightfully published called "Decontructing Doe--101" in not just my eyes but the entire WORLD'S.....is coming along swimmingly.
Unfortunately though for you, you little pathetic FAWN.....this course is short and sweet.
I've exposed not only your lack of endurance, but your sense of competence and focus.....not to mention your teamwork skills also is without.
You can't take things to a higher level like you'd like to believe....you can't keep your mind....what little of it there may be....focussed on the task at hand....and you don't work well with others. All else considered John.....
That's a pretty (BLEEP!!) report card, your mother....or father....whereever they are....would be pretty pissed off at you if I pinpointed it right.
And yes John, as of late....my accuracy has been pretty well off and decent.
So now....while I have to settle for a shot at a title nearly missed out on....I finally get to give you what you've been wanting for a short while.
You and me, one-on-one, and a shot at the TV Title as a little bonus.
Y'know John....unlike you...I remember when I was a little tyke....and Christmas came around.....the teacher would promise the class all sorts of snacks and goodies for a christmas party at the end of the year....if...IF we were well behaved for the semester.
I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, John.
But instead of Cookies and milk you female deere.....I'm dishin' out beatings.
Attendance is mandatory....but recess....that's at my discretion.
(Fadeout.)