Fade into "Yours Truly" Adam Benjamin sitting on a couch wearing a nice suit. Today Adam is at "Men's Health" magazine for a interview.)
Benjamin:
"Hello my loyal subjects out there in TV land. It is "Yours Truly" Adam Benjamin your United States of Whatever Champion here today to grace you all with his my presence.
Today I am here to for a special interview with "Men's Health" they are doing a article on international mega stars that are in the States taking over or something like that.
Now "Yours Truly" being from the best country in the world, ENGLAND, is without question the top international star in all of sports in the United States.
And not to mention, a very good lucking fellow. Which brings me to Dan Ryan.
Adam shakes his head
"Dan, I truly expected a little more from you. I mean I watched your interview and honestly I am taken back a bit.
First off look at me Dan, I am not the stereotypical Englishman. However judging by your cute little jab if you, will at me, you know the one, "Find a dentist"....
Oh that is so witty, cause I am English, and Englishmen are know for bad dental hygiene. Wow, Dan, you really got me on that one. What is this a roast?
Now the truth is Dan, you know full well that I am a man of high class, and have been blessed with a million dollar smile. I mean look at my GQ looks.
Yet you just could not hold back, could you boss. You just had to lay into the English jokes. Shame on you.
But rest assure mate, this is not last comic standing, because if it was?
I know I am funnier that Dan Ryan!"
Adam smiles
"A funny thing came into my mind when I was listening to your little interview. I started to rethink the all mighty word I tossed your way, LEGEND.....
Now please do not take this wrong Dan, because god knows you have done more than many men can only dream of in this sport, I being one of them.
See I am a man, I can admit that your career is filled with many more accomplishments then mine at this stage of my career. You my friend have one fine looking resume.
But the thing is you have done all this is a long time period. I mean how long have you been in this business anyway.
So maybe the legend status I tossed your way was in regards to your tenure in the business more that what you bring to the table right now.
Adam looks into the camera whispering "maybe"
You claim to have open doors for me in this business. Well Dan, you my friend have never opened any door that I did not earn.
Please do not try and take what I have done in my career and try and taint it. There are few man in this sport that can match my win loss record.
Yet my name still is not considered a top notch name. No unlike many others I never get stressed out about not be noticed.
I simple go out and perform on a level that is un matched by anyone in the wrestling industry today.
You want to talk about the Empire. Well Dan it's real simple. I am the Empire. I have been there since day one.
My name may not be whored around, no pun intended, but rest assure I am the back bone of that company. I have remained loyal, and one day I will stand on top as its world champion."
Adam smiles looking into the mirror with both the UCW US title, and EPW TV titles over each of his shoulders.
"You claim you are a measuring stick in terms of the wrestling world and my career this week. No Dan, beating you will not change who I am.
It may however open some eyes of the so called experts.
But honestly, those experts are losers that could not make it in this industry. Some internet geek writing a blog in his underwear jamming to Madonna.
Now about your claim to be able to beat me on PCP and your hands tied behind your back and, what was it a midget grabbing your balls?
Oh Mr. Ryan you again bring out the jokes. Wow what a illustration of a scenario. I mean you on acid for one. WOW whats next wacky tie Monday's at the office.
Then your hands tied behind your back, with a midget grabbing your balls.
Wow, I might go out on a limb but is that how certain champions get there title shots in your company.
No Dan your silly little coy jokes are not going to break me. Hell this week I get to do what every single nine to five working class regular wishes they could do on a daily basis.
I get to systematically break my boss down. I get to inflict a lot of pain and damage and get paid for it.
The things is Dan you might have done a lot in your career, but on the mat you will never be able to hang with me.
I am the best technical Wrestling in the business today. I have an amateur career that many could only dream of.
So I hope you bring the power and are able to physically knock me out. Because that is your only chance inside the ring with me.
Remember a few years ago we faced and you left with your hands raised high. I have gained a lot of experience since then. You my friend have simply gained age.
Oh and in closing mate you brought up a wrestler by the name of S D Jones. Another cute rib at me. Well I got one for you. Lets just say go Funk yourself Boss.
There will be a box of icy hot on your desk on Monday. Icey to cool the pain, hot to take it away!!!!!!!!
(fade to black)
