Re: "I'm The Slut, she's the badass" (I rest my case)
"First of all...that's MISS B*tch to you, Talulah."
(Fadein, Karla Starr in front of an MCW backdrop, in relatively similiar clothing.)
STARR: "It's nice to make my acquaintance", you say...but then completely ignore everything but what needs to be responded to.
"My, my...I'm Talulah, and I'm happy to meet you, and Gee you've got a nice reputation, but I'm still gonna make you bleed!!".
Talulah, you're anything if not straight and to the point, aren'tcha??
Oh...but twice as ignorant now.
Talulah, you heard about me winning at Battle Brawl 2 eh? I guess they let you do more than shuck corn and feed the chickens back home after all then don't they??
I've NEVER lost the NEW ERA's Championship, irritant, I'm the FIRSTNEW ERA Women's Champion and the LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION ON THE CIRCUIT.
Ya know...I caught a "Ron White" show afew years back and there was something he said in his set, he said something then that I think relates to this match now, especially to you and Chiquita at this moment:
"Next time you have a thought...let it go"
(Starr, with the smirk on her face, continues...)
Brainless, and Retarded, the both of you, I swear.
Brainless, because EVERYONE on this side of the circuit knows by now that I've never lost this belt (lifts the NEW ERA Women's Championship belt with her right hand), not once since it was INCEPTED.
Retarded, because Lewis Black said it was only in the case when Adults speak without thinking first, and stupid things come out. Stay tuned Ladies and Gentlemen, what Chiquita and Talulah have said here isn't just a one time thing, there's more to come, I assure you.
Let's be real for a second, In Denial and Chickensh*t...
If you don't mind...
With me being Champion for over two years straight, do you really think I'm going to look into the eyes of someone who looks like a tramp, dresses like a tramp, and...well...you knwo.
I've faced Coked-out druggies, Mothers, Spoiled brats, and Jonathan Marx's little sister.
If anything, you'd be lucky if I didn't stand toe-to-toe with Chiquita and just walk right back out.
Not by intimidation or anything of the like...on the contrary.
By the sheer laughingstock factor on your part.
The gear you come in, the attitude.
The constant need to remind me of the "Loner-like-Goth-chicks" back in High School who never got the "Shining White Knight" to save their pathetic depressed carcasses.
(Starr throws the title over her right shoulder)
The reality of this situation, you irritant, is quite simple to understand.
A Trueism applies in this situation....at least on your part a beneficial one:
A fool and his...or her money...are soon parted.
Herein however, lies a footnote in your case, Chiquita.
I haven't lost my title or dominance in over two years.
And Goth isn't really IN...anymore, now is it??