Stalker
I stalk, because I care
- Joined
- May 2, 2007
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- Age
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(Blackness........................
Heart beating.... beating... beating.... beating...........
Lightning shoots across your screen....
More lightning...........
The whisper....... "What makes you think I need to prove myself?".............
V/O: What is Chain Reaction?
CUTTO Mateo: Raw
More lightning...........
CUTTO Kuroyama: Tradition
More lightning...........
CUTTO Perfection: Perfect
Heart beating.... beating... beating.... beating...........
The whisper....... "Time is short when you're fake........."
CUTTO Douglas: Home
fading..... fading..... fading..... fading...........
"Why don't you leave me alone..........?"
.................................................. .........
CUTTO Seti: INTENSE!
"Just let it.... GOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
CUTTO: Mary Lynn Mayweather Moonsaulting!
CUTTO: Eddie Whisky standing frustrated in the middle of the ring.
CUTTO: Vizier ta Seti decking Terry 'The Idol' Anderson with one punch.
CUTTO: Erik Mateo walking to the ring, full redneck attire, cracking his knuckles.
CUTTO: Kerry Kuroyama hitting a RELEASE TIGER SUPLEX!
CUTTO: Scott Douglas hitting the Sub Pop!
CUTTO: Perfection posing for the crowd!
CUTTO: A zoom in shot of Vizier ta Seti standing in the ring, Emerald City Championship resting on his shoulder.
BURST OF STATIC.............
music softly fades as the screen switches to black.)
Creed: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to an exciting edition of Chain Reaction! With me here tonight is my usual co hosts, Terry 'The Idol' Anderson and Brian McGinnis.
Anderson: I'm glad you used the proper order in introductions Creedy boy.
Creed: Well then we have a ton of action on our plate tonight as we have quite a few debuting wrestlers.
McGinnis: That's right Aaron, International Wrestling Federation is growing by the day. With the recently announced west coast tour, sponsored by Starbucks, followed by the announcement that IWF's second supershow will be hosted at Key Arena, we have been very busy trying to keep up with all the exciting news.
Anderson: Pfft Key Arena? Didn't some failed basketball team used to play there or something?
Creed: Terry I wouldn't say that on live television, Seattle fans might take it personal.
Anderson: Seattle? Are you kidding me? WE ARE IN SEATTLE? My god this entire time... I thought we were in New York City.
(Silence.)
McGinnis: Good to know you pay attention, Terry.
Anderson: Shut it fan boy.
Creed: Anyways! We've got quite a line up for our fans tonight first up will be a triple threat match featuring two new members to the IWF roster. Mary-Lynn Mayweather vs. Go Go Spectacular vs. Johnny Niles.
(CUTTO: Quick camera shots in the back stage wrestlers of all three participants getting ready.)
McGinnis: Obviously Mary-Lynn has the advantage in this one. We all know of her talent and with her recent streak of excellent matches with Eddie Whisky, she'll be hard to stop.
Anderson: She's a cheater and that other chick probably cheats too! My money is on this Niles guy even though I have no idea who the hell he is.
Creed: After that will be the debut of Courtney Allen's brother, Derrick.
(CUTTO: Derrick Allen walking in through the parking garage.)
Creed: Taking on none other then the hard hitting brawler, Erik Mateo.
(CUTTO: Erik Mateo stuffing something shiny and metal into his duffel bag.)
Anderson: I got this one Brian.
McGinnis: Okay.
Anderson: Erik Mateo, my boy, will destroy this punk son of a ***** none as Derrick Allen. Why you ask? Because anyone that is in ANYWAY associated with Mop head is a loser. I predict Mateo wins by count out after tossing Derrick to the outside.
McGinnis: Decent prediction Terry. I must admit I can't argue with that result. Fact of the matter is, if you let Mateo drink during his match, you are going to lose. Until someone shows differently, that's what it'll be.
Creed: The action doesn't stop there folks, in what looks to be one of the biggest cards in IWF history we still have three more matches to discuss. But word from Gail is that she has secured an interview with one of IWF's newest wrestlers.
[We go backstage with IWF interviewer Gail Martin. Except we're not backstage, we're in some sort of mortuary filled with skulls and coffins and assorted spooky stuff... which I guess were all assembled backstage. With Gail Martin is a short but muscular lil' luchador dressed in white, our guest at this time. You can tell he's a luchador by the wrestling mask that he wears: a white hood trimmed with green, over a black face mask with swirling green flames patterned around the cheeks and the brow.]
[How is this young kid in the hooded mask related to the spooky decor that has invaded the IWF center? A clue might lie in the dead man's scythe that the new arrival carries nonchalantly over his shoulder. For you see, that luchador is a Grim Reaper... like thingy.]
GM: Wait, a Grim Reaper-like thingy? Really?
SD: You act as if this were the first time you ever saw a Grim Reaper in pro-wrestling.
GM: Oh no, it's totally cool; I've got this friend who's sooooo into the punk scene and she's got this awesome Death tattoo-
SD: Introduce me to her?
[They notice the camera filming them as they speak. With an embarrassed cough, Gail runs her hand through her hair, addressing the audience as if nothing were amiss.]
GM: With me at this time is the latest signee to the International Wrestling Federation. He has been called the Deadkid, the Undead Superstar and the Grim Avenger of Lucha Libre... Ladies and Gentlemen, the legendary Spooky Doom! Hey are you related to that other guy, you know, whats-his-name... "The Deadman"? Guy dresses in black and wears a way cool hat-
[Cue Spooky Doom rolling his eyes with an exasperated sigh as Gail Martin misunderstands the message and encourages him on, telling the poor kid that that's exactly whom she's talking about. Spooky grabs the mic.]
SD: Geez, why does everybody think about my uncle whenever I introduce myself? I mean, when was the last time HE ever delivered a soul straight to Hell, huh? Nahhh, he's only concerned about his streak nowadays, that and trolling MMA fighters. That's so bull****!
GM: So what is it that you do, as some manner of wrestling Grim Reaper?
SD: You know, the usual... Get into the ring, Have amazing matches. Bury the dead, raise the roof and pull out all the stops as I float through the air and strike my opponents down with furious vengeance. A long time ago my uncle would fight very evil men and take their souls down to the devil, right where they belong!
[Spooky Doom popping the devil horns in reference to his master, right in front of the camera!]
SD: Then he died. Then he came back as a redneck. Then he died again. Then he came back as something else. Then there was the vegetative state that no one in the family wants to talk about at dinner time. What I'm trying to say is that somebody really needs to go out there and get serious with the whole soul reaping business.
[The young kid turns sharply towards the camera.]
SD: That man is me. I'm Spooky Doom. Wrestler extraordinaire and not without reason known as the Undead Superstar. And if you cross my path, I just might take your soul... and ROCK N' ROCK!!
GM: Thank you very much Spooky Doom! Back to you, fellas!
(CUTTO: The announcer's booth, all three men are staring dumbfounded at the camera.)
Anderson: Dude... Did we just see an episode of Supernatural?
McGinnis: I don't believe so Terry. Spooky Doom will be someone to keep an eye on, that's for sure.
Creed: Next up on our match list will be another triple threat featuring, Eddie Patton vs. The Minstrel vs. Eddie Whisky.
Anderson: Eddie Whisky is going to walk into that ring and destroy. Bottom line, I can tell the man is on the verge of destroying anything that gets in his way to prove how much better he is then Mary-Lynn Mayweather.
(CUTTO: Eddie Patton backstage walking into his locker room. Eddie Whisky taping up his fists.)
McGinnis: I am more interested in the debut of The Minstrel. Over the past two weeks he has made it clear that he is a large threat in this match. It will be interesting to see just how the two Eddie's deal with him.
(CUTTO: Perfection posing for some photographs. He flexes his muscles for the camera.)
Creed: Perfection vs. Scott Douglas is a rematch of the #1 contendorship match a few weeks back.
Anderson: Except the #1 contendor title will not be on the line. Perfection has made it clear he's unhappy with other wrestlers getting title shots before him and I can't believe that dumbass Art is screwing him over like this.
McGinnis: He's not getting screwed over, Terry. Perfection will receive his shot. The fact is, it may be him running his mouth that has derailed him from getting it sooner. Chairman Cho has shown interest in Perfection's ability to generate crowd interaction, but he may be pressing his luck with his recent statements.
Anderson: What does Chairman Cho have to do with anything? I thought that dummy Art controlled the booking?
McGinnis: Anyways.... in this match up it will be interesting to see what plays out. These men know each other VERY well having faced each other around four times now. I honestly feel like we are going to see Scott Douglas pull this one out tonight.
Anderson: Bull****! Perfection wins hands down.
(CUTTO: Rocko Daymon arriving in the parking garage, switch to Vizier ta Seti stalking backstage with the Emerald City Championship resting on his shoudler.)
Creed: The Main Event set for tonight will be an exciting match up between our Emerald City Champion Vizier ta Seti going up against the legend... Rocko Daymon.
Anderson: This match blows!
McGinnis: Are you kidding me, Terry? This is what we've been waiting for! Even after Rocko lost to Perfection at the last Chain Reaction, it does nothing to damper what is set for tonight. Vizier ta Seti may be in for his biggest challenge yet.
Anderson: None of that matters. Perfection is not involved in this match, so I simply don't care.
Creed: Well I definitely care, Terry! Honestly I am rooting for Vizier in this one, both men are great wrestlers, great competitors but in the end I will be cheering for OUR IWF champion.
McGinnis: As for the wrestling skill portion... it's hard to say. Fact is Rocko has been through so much in his career, that if this match is an extended one, he may simply just not have enough in the tank to come out on top.
Creed: That's our line up for tonight! We are cutting for some quick commercials but we'll be right back with some in ring action!
Heart beating.... beating... beating.... beating...........
Lightning shoots across your screen....
More lightning...........
The whisper....... "What makes you think I need to prove myself?".............
V/O: What is Chain Reaction?
CUTTO Mateo: Raw
More lightning...........
CUTTO Kuroyama: Tradition
More lightning...........
CUTTO Perfection: Perfect
Heart beating.... beating... beating.... beating...........
The whisper....... "Time is short when you're fake........."
CUTTO Douglas: Home
fading..... fading..... fading..... fading...........
"Why don't you leave me alone..........?"
.................................................. .........
CUTTO Seti: INTENSE!
"Just let it.... GOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
CUTTO: Mary Lynn Mayweather Moonsaulting!
CUTTO: Eddie Whisky standing frustrated in the middle of the ring.
CUTTO: Vizier ta Seti decking Terry 'The Idol' Anderson with one punch.
CUTTO: Erik Mateo walking to the ring, full redneck attire, cracking his knuckles.
CUTTO: Kerry Kuroyama hitting a RELEASE TIGER SUPLEX!
CUTTO: Scott Douglas hitting the Sub Pop!
CUTTO: Perfection posing for the crowd!
CUTTO: A zoom in shot of Vizier ta Seti standing in the ring, Emerald City Championship resting on his shoulder.
BURST OF STATIC.............
IWF PRESENTS:
Chain Reaction
Chain Reaction
music softly fades as the screen switches to black.)
Creed: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to an exciting edition of Chain Reaction! With me here tonight is my usual co hosts, Terry 'The Idol' Anderson and Brian McGinnis.
Anderson: I'm glad you used the proper order in introductions Creedy boy.
Creed: Well then we have a ton of action on our plate tonight as we have quite a few debuting wrestlers.
McGinnis: That's right Aaron, International Wrestling Federation is growing by the day. With the recently announced west coast tour, sponsored by Starbucks, followed by the announcement that IWF's second supershow will be hosted at Key Arena, we have been very busy trying to keep up with all the exciting news.
Anderson: Pfft Key Arena? Didn't some failed basketball team used to play there or something?
Creed: Terry I wouldn't say that on live television, Seattle fans might take it personal.
Anderson: Seattle? Are you kidding me? WE ARE IN SEATTLE? My god this entire time... I thought we were in New York City.
(Silence.)
McGinnis: Good to know you pay attention, Terry.
Anderson: Shut it fan boy.
Creed: Anyways! We've got quite a line up for our fans tonight first up will be a triple threat match featuring two new members to the IWF roster. Mary-Lynn Mayweather vs. Go Go Spectacular vs. Johnny Niles.
(CUTTO: Quick camera shots in the back stage wrestlers of all three participants getting ready.)
McGinnis: Obviously Mary-Lynn has the advantage in this one. We all know of her talent and with her recent streak of excellent matches with Eddie Whisky, she'll be hard to stop.
Anderson: She's a cheater and that other chick probably cheats too! My money is on this Niles guy even though I have no idea who the hell he is.
Creed: After that will be the debut of Courtney Allen's brother, Derrick.
(CUTTO: Derrick Allen walking in through the parking garage.)
Creed: Taking on none other then the hard hitting brawler, Erik Mateo.
(CUTTO: Erik Mateo stuffing something shiny and metal into his duffel bag.)
Anderson: I got this one Brian.
McGinnis: Okay.
Anderson: Erik Mateo, my boy, will destroy this punk son of a ***** none as Derrick Allen. Why you ask? Because anyone that is in ANYWAY associated with Mop head is a loser. I predict Mateo wins by count out after tossing Derrick to the outside.
McGinnis: Decent prediction Terry. I must admit I can't argue with that result. Fact of the matter is, if you let Mateo drink during his match, you are going to lose. Until someone shows differently, that's what it'll be.
Creed: The action doesn't stop there folks, in what looks to be one of the biggest cards in IWF history we still have three more matches to discuss. But word from Gail is that she has secured an interview with one of IWF's newest wrestlers.
[We go backstage with IWF interviewer Gail Martin. Except we're not backstage, we're in some sort of mortuary filled with skulls and coffins and assorted spooky stuff... which I guess were all assembled backstage. With Gail Martin is a short but muscular lil' luchador dressed in white, our guest at this time. You can tell he's a luchador by the wrestling mask that he wears: a white hood trimmed with green, over a black face mask with swirling green flames patterned around the cheeks and the brow.]
[How is this young kid in the hooded mask related to the spooky decor that has invaded the IWF center? A clue might lie in the dead man's scythe that the new arrival carries nonchalantly over his shoulder. For you see, that luchador is a Grim Reaper... like thingy.]
GM: Wait, a Grim Reaper-like thingy? Really?
SD: You act as if this were the first time you ever saw a Grim Reaper in pro-wrestling.
GM: Oh no, it's totally cool; I've got this friend who's sooooo into the punk scene and she's got this awesome Death tattoo-
SD: Introduce me to her?
[They notice the camera filming them as they speak. With an embarrassed cough, Gail runs her hand through her hair, addressing the audience as if nothing were amiss.]
GM: With me at this time is the latest signee to the International Wrestling Federation. He has been called the Deadkid, the Undead Superstar and the Grim Avenger of Lucha Libre... Ladies and Gentlemen, the legendary Spooky Doom! Hey are you related to that other guy, you know, whats-his-name... "The Deadman"? Guy dresses in black and wears a way cool hat-
[Cue Spooky Doom rolling his eyes with an exasperated sigh as Gail Martin misunderstands the message and encourages him on, telling the poor kid that that's exactly whom she's talking about. Spooky grabs the mic.]
SD: Geez, why does everybody think about my uncle whenever I introduce myself? I mean, when was the last time HE ever delivered a soul straight to Hell, huh? Nahhh, he's only concerned about his streak nowadays, that and trolling MMA fighters. That's so bull****!
GM: So what is it that you do, as some manner of wrestling Grim Reaper?
SD: You know, the usual... Get into the ring, Have amazing matches. Bury the dead, raise the roof and pull out all the stops as I float through the air and strike my opponents down with furious vengeance. A long time ago my uncle would fight very evil men and take their souls down to the devil, right where they belong!
[Spooky Doom popping the devil horns in reference to his master, right in front of the camera!]
SD: Then he died. Then he came back as a redneck. Then he died again. Then he came back as something else. Then there was the vegetative state that no one in the family wants to talk about at dinner time. What I'm trying to say is that somebody really needs to go out there and get serious with the whole soul reaping business.
[The young kid turns sharply towards the camera.]
SD: That man is me. I'm Spooky Doom. Wrestler extraordinaire and not without reason known as the Undead Superstar. And if you cross my path, I just might take your soul... and ROCK N' ROCK!!
GM: Thank you very much Spooky Doom! Back to you, fellas!
(CUTTO: The announcer's booth, all three men are staring dumbfounded at the camera.)
Anderson: Dude... Did we just see an episode of Supernatural?
McGinnis: I don't believe so Terry. Spooky Doom will be someone to keep an eye on, that's for sure.
Creed: Next up on our match list will be another triple threat featuring, Eddie Patton vs. The Minstrel vs. Eddie Whisky.
Anderson: Eddie Whisky is going to walk into that ring and destroy. Bottom line, I can tell the man is on the verge of destroying anything that gets in his way to prove how much better he is then Mary-Lynn Mayweather.
(CUTTO: Eddie Patton backstage walking into his locker room. Eddie Whisky taping up his fists.)
McGinnis: I am more interested in the debut of The Minstrel. Over the past two weeks he has made it clear that he is a large threat in this match. It will be interesting to see just how the two Eddie's deal with him.
(CUTTO: Perfection posing for some photographs. He flexes his muscles for the camera.)
Creed: Perfection vs. Scott Douglas is a rematch of the #1 contendorship match a few weeks back.
Anderson: Except the #1 contendor title will not be on the line. Perfection has made it clear he's unhappy with other wrestlers getting title shots before him and I can't believe that dumbass Art is screwing him over like this.
McGinnis: He's not getting screwed over, Terry. Perfection will receive his shot. The fact is, it may be him running his mouth that has derailed him from getting it sooner. Chairman Cho has shown interest in Perfection's ability to generate crowd interaction, but he may be pressing his luck with his recent statements.
Anderson: What does Chairman Cho have to do with anything? I thought that dummy Art controlled the booking?
McGinnis: Anyways.... in this match up it will be interesting to see what plays out. These men know each other VERY well having faced each other around four times now. I honestly feel like we are going to see Scott Douglas pull this one out tonight.
Anderson: Bull****! Perfection wins hands down.
(CUTTO: Rocko Daymon arriving in the parking garage, switch to Vizier ta Seti stalking backstage with the Emerald City Championship resting on his shoudler.)
Creed: The Main Event set for tonight will be an exciting match up between our Emerald City Champion Vizier ta Seti going up against the legend... Rocko Daymon.
Anderson: This match blows!
McGinnis: Are you kidding me, Terry? This is what we've been waiting for! Even after Rocko lost to Perfection at the last Chain Reaction, it does nothing to damper what is set for tonight. Vizier ta Seti may be in for his biggest challenge yet.
Anderson: None of that matters. Perfection is not involved in this match, so I simply don't care.
Creed: Well I definitely care, Terry! Honestly I am rooting for Vizier in this one, both men are great wrestlers, great competitors but in the end I will be cheering for OUR IWF champion.
McGinnis: As for the wrestling skill portion... it's hard to say. Fact is Rocko has been through so much in his career, that if this match is an extended one, he may simply just not have enough in the tank to come out on top.
Creed: That's our line up for tonight! We are cutting for some quick commercials but we'll be right back with some in ring action!