Back, Again.

[Chris]

Yeah, Monty's back again. I've actually lost count of how many times I've exited/returned to the wonderful world of eWrestling.

I've also lost count of how many times I've had to reintroduce myself here on the count of nobody ever remembers me - I'm certain that number will increase in this post because it's been a year or so and many of you will have had more important things to remember than poor old me.

So... What have I missed?

 

[User Poets]

You missed Siegel.

But, throw the car in reverse and try again.

 

[TSiegel]

You missed Siegel.

But, throw the car in reverse and try again.

Swear to God your honor...I saw Antlers and pulled the trigger...

 

[Jesse Jamester]

As long as he enters your house it's legal in the U.S. *raises eyebrows* No kidding.

 

[Jinx]

As long as he enters your house it's legal in the U.S. *raises eyebrows* No kidding.

Can anyone in the US dig up their garden and send me some? That way I can put it under my house and... hmmm... I have a better idea. I can commit crimes in the UK. Get some American, Spanish and Brazillian soil and spread it in my garden and house. Then when the police come they will need 3 extradition orders!

...it does work that way right?

 

[Jesse Jamester]

Know of any marshes in the UK? If not look for swamps with a high PH level.

WHAT!? Oh... what we're talking about? Uhhhhh.... Gardening. Yeeeeeaaaaaahhh.

 

[Chris]

It's not hard to commit crimes in the UK.

I spent four days on remand for failing to attend court over PEEING IN AN ALLEYWAY.

That means the UK taxpayer spent money so I could sit in a cell for four days and go in front of a judge and have the case thrown out. I didn't get so much as a fine.

I'm glad the UK hasn't discovered J-Walking yet - OTHERWISE I MIGHT BE ON DEATH ROW...

(Note: I got released from the aforementioned detainment 36 hours ago, so it's a little fresh on the mind. The word "crime" kind of triggered my outburst there. Stupid law.)

 

[Jinx]

It's not hard to commit crimes in the UK.

I spent four days on remand for failing to attend court over PEEING IN AN ALLEYWAY.

That means the UK taxpayer spent money so I could sit in a cell for four days and go in front of a judge and have the case thrown out. I didn't get so much as a fine.

I'm glad the UK hasn't discovered J-Walking yet - OTHERWISE I MIGHT BE ON DEATH ROW...

(Note: I got released from the aforementioned detainment 36 hours ago, so it's a little fresh on the mind. The word "crime" kind of triggered my outburst there. Stupid law.)

Not only did you get caught peeing publicly but you admit it? Have you no shame?
lol

You should have done something more acceptable like stealing. Some councils even encourage alotment keepers to leave their sheds unlocked in case of burgulars.