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Anarky vs. "Showtime" Steven James

JLevinson

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Into the Darkness

(FADEIN to an empty park sometime in the evening. A light gust of wind forces the leaveless trees to sway and creak. The camera focuses in on a figure sitting against one of the dark oaks. The figure's face cannot be seen, nor his clothing, except for a single hand, covered in a fingerless leather glove with a small white anarchy symbol etched on it. ANARKY, bathed in the darkness, speaks in a quiet, affirmative voice.)

ANARKY: "I cannot say, Mr. James, with any kind of... certainty... that I know of you. But it does not matter what I do or do not know. Perhaps you are a nobody... a little fish in a big pond. Perhaps you're an escaped mental patient seeking revenge. Perhaps you are the second coming of Christ himself. As I have said, I know not of these things, nor do I care.

"You see, Mr. Showtime, if I may call you that, I am sure that you will fill me in on all of the exciting details as soon as you get your chance. I'm sure you'll do your best to intimidate me, and to tell me that, unlike everyone else around you, YOU are the chosen one. YOU are different, because, well... you just are. (He chuckles quietly before continuing.)

"However, I am going to give you fair warning: whatever you expect, I assure you that it's not even close to the truth. Seeing as how I don't really know you, I did myself the service of watching your particular brand of... wrestling... against The Jobber as you challenged him for the GLCW Television Title.

"Needless to say, Showtime, my man, I was not impressed. Jobber had you looking like a lost little girl in that ring, and if you can't even beat somebody like Jobber... then what hope do you have against me?

"The answer, quite obviously... is none. I am sure you will entertain yourself with dreams of glory and victory. I am sure that you will find a way to convince yourself, and perhaps countless others, that you have what it takes. But you don't. No one does.

"And would you like to know why? Because I, unlike everyone else in this league, have nothing to prove. I don't seek glory. I can say that I have had more gold than anyone else in this league. Does that make me great? Of course not. What I have... is that thing inside me... that hate... that fear... that rage... and no matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to feed it enough.

"So you try, Mr. Showtime. You do your damnedest and you come out here and you tell me just how and why you're going to tear me limb from limb. I look forward to it. But remember... when that bell rings... I will unleash it all upon you... and what's left... won't really be worth saving at all... "

(FADOUT as ANARKY laughs quietly at first, then rising into a maniacal cackle as the darkness envelopes the screen... )
 

scwhat82

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And Into the Light

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jan-25-03 AT 09:48 PM (EST)] Fade in to Showtime Steven James standing on a beach in Cancun. He's wearing a Hawaiin shirt and kaki shorts and he's holding a Corona with lime.

HEELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO CANCUN!!! Man, am i having fun in the sun. looks at a girl walking by in a thong OH GOD IT'S GOOD TO BE ME!! Anarky, you mentioned how you can't wait for me to say that i'm gonna tear you limb from limb...what's up with you son? Limb from limb?? This IS still wrestling right? What the hell am i? A freakin lion from the jungle? Oh, and another thing, what the hell is it with you and the darkness. WHY IS ALL MY OPPONENTS LIVE IN THE FREAKIN' DARK?!?!?!? HAVE YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF THE SUN?!?!? DAMN MAN!! YOU GUYS NEED TO GET OUT AND GET SOME WOMEN!! Maybe then you guys wouldn't be so frustrated.

Anyways, i'm getting off topic here so i'm gonna make my point and get back to...looks at a hot girl who gives him a flirty smile back business. Anarky, to me you're nothing more than a man who hides in the dark and dresses like it's halloween and when we enter that ring we'll see who wins the match or who "tears the other person limb from limb." So get ready son because it's Showtime.
 

JLevinson

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Liberation

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jan-26-03 AT 06:27 PM (EST)](FADEIN to a vast room bathed only in the colored moonlight that seeps in through the enormous stained glass windows which litter the far wall. The room is essentially bare, except for a luxurious black leather recliner that sits in the middle of the room. ANARKY sits in the chair, his back to the camera, presumedly looking at the windows, which depict strange symbols of the occult and unholy sacrifices.)

ANARKY: "What... is it... with us and our darkness. Why must be obsess on the bizarre... the demonic. Why don't we just go out... and get some sun... and some girls... ?

(The recliner shakes as ANARKY bursts suddenly into laughter, which reverbarates off of the walls and fills the room. After a few moments, he quiets down and speaks solemnly.)

ANARKY: "Mr. James... I know that you do not understand the seriousness of your situation. I realize that no matter how much I spell it out for you, you're going to make vague references to the jungle or make a clever sexual innuendo which nobody's ever heard before. I APPRECIATE these facts. I know my words fall upon deaf ears... you, who fills your meaningless existence with cheap booze and cheap whores and fake tans.

"However, do not mistake my... understanding... with sympathy. Why do I bathe myself in darkness? Why do you bathe yourself in the light? Why do I surround myself with strange symbols which mean nothing than good-looking woman? It doesn't matter. I know your kind, SHOWTIME. I've seen it all before... by better than you.

"But what really worries me, SHOWTIME, is that... you just might be too stupid to learn anything. Maybe if I drag you out and crucify you, and drain most of your blood, and leave you to die, and you live, and you're on the beach the next week laughing it up. That's what scares me. But you know what should scare YOU... my friend?

"For fifteen minutes... you belong... to me. You are my plaything. My every desire in this world, fifteen minutes, better than sex, better than drugs, better than what they used to call rock n' roll. And how I will cherish those moments that we share together in that ring... those moments where we will be... one...

(He trails off, murmuring quietly to himself. He pauses for only 30 seconds, which seem to stretch uncomfortably in this bizarre room, and finally speaks again.)

ANARKY: "As I have said... SHOWTIME... I look forward to it."
 

scwhat82

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Don't Do It

Fade in to Showtime Steven James standing in the middle of the ring, he looks around and begins

You know Anarchy you can go ahead and look by me all you want because you see even though i've tasted defeat on more than one occasion in the GLCW i have learned from my mistakes and am ready to take the lessons i've learned and put them into you...in this ring that holds my presence right now. Know, you may look by me because i like the beach, i like to drink a little, and i'm what some people call a ladies man...but that doesn't mean that i do sleeping with every girl in sight mind you. I just like to go out and have a good time. But you? You're just like these other Vlad wannabes. You sit in the darkness like that's impressive and you rant on like you think your Poe or somebody and then expect that to intimidate me? To me you're nothing more than halloween fanatic wannabe. Nothing more...and a lot less.

walks to a corner and stares in the middle of the ring

So this is where it's going to happen huh? Well then son i say you better bring everything you've got, you've better trained like you've never trained before because i will take you on a ride and when it's over you will know how serious i can be. So get ready Anarchy, because it's Showtime.
 

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