Steve
the EX-QUEEN of FW~!
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Apr-30-02 AT 07:20 PM (EDT)]"Ten million dollars and Chad didn't bite. Ten million dollars for a world title shot but Merritt hasn't said a word. Is it possible losing an attempted murder charge has sent Chaddie on his way to developing morals?"
"I don't think so either. So Joey Melton continues to be amazed the call hasn't been placed. Look at the house numbers Merritt, the ratings, merchandising, the rats left this ship long ago, but still you won't make the call that can go quantuam leap and put right what once went wrong."
"This is the CSWA, it's not your league it's Joey Melton's. I'm the man who threw the world title in the trash in 1988 and spent my own money to create a new one, a belt with real gold and notches in the back to boot. The strap you thew at me, giddy as a gay beaver, was nothing more than one of your dad's leather belts, a grimy "I owe you." You owed me then and you owe me now, and once again I went into my own pockets to be given a fair shake and reclaim what was mine, but it seems you've gone deaf listening for the last rat to save it's own ***."
"I put the first butts in the seats, Chad, I'm the one who told this girl, she'd be a woman soon. I want respect, I know it's not your game to give any, but if you ignore me any longer I'll force the game to be played by my rules."
"I want the world title, instead I get Eddy Love. Glass half-full, Eddy Love is a former champion. Realistically he's about as much of a World champion as Louie Anderson is a quality human being."
"Survey says, Eddy love is lost with the rest of the "We like stories" flock. Skits, puppets, it's all fun and games until the truth about you and a pig named desire gets out isn't it Love?"
"PRIMETIME, kids, I'm the solution to the problem. Eddy Love, South Carolina's finest, bring Lady Dee with you, I've got a taste to make another girl a woman soon."
-Joey Melton
"I don't think so either. So Joey Melton continues to be amazed the call hasn't been placed. Look at the house numbers Merritt, the ratings, merchandising, the rats left this ship long ago, but still you won't make the call that can go quantuam leap and put right what once went wrong."
"This is the CSWA, it's not your league it's Joey Melton's. I'm the man who threw the world title in the trash in 1988 and spent my own money to create a new one, a belt with real gold and notches in the back to boot. The strap you thew at me, giddy as a gay beaver, was nothing more than one of your dad's leather belts, a grimy "I owe you." You owed me then and you owe me now, and once again I went into my own pockets to be given a fair shake and reclaim what was mine, but it seems you've gone deaf listening for the last rat to save it's own ***."
"I put the first butts in the seats, Chad, I'm the one who told this girl, she'd be a woman soon. I want respect, I know it's not your game to give any, but if you ignore me any longer I'll force the game to be played by my rules."
"I want the world title, instead I get Eddy Love. Glass half-full, Eddy Love is a former champion. Realistically he's about as much of a World champion as Louie Anderson is a quality human being."
"Survey says, Eddy love is lost with the rest of the "We like stories" flock. Skits, puppets, it's all fun and games until the truth about you and a pig named desire gets out isn't it Love?"
"PRIMETIME, kids, I'm the solution to the problem. Eddy Love, South Carolina's finest, bring Lady Dee with you, I've got a taste to make another girl a woman soon."
-Joey Melton