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10 Man Battle Royale

T. Waring

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*The scene opens in a gym. This gym seems empty. As the cameraman walks in we here a man grunting as he pushes heavy weights. The camera moves in to find EUWC newbie, "Commander" T. Waring. T. Waring is currently lifting 280lbs weights.*

Trainer: T! You have done the warm up now.

T.Waring: You mean pushing 280 pound weights was only a warm up. You got to be kidding me. I knew Euwc was the big leauges and all but damn.

Trainer: T. You know you got a shot at the intercontinental title at Superiority II. You need to be able to outlast 16 other men.

T. Waring: That should be easy. Look at the trash i got to face. Ryan Baker, Holocuast. There all hasbeens. I could eliminate them so fast i would be out the arena with the scrap around my waist before everyone even chanted my name.

Trainer: Well you face 9 other guys at this mainframe. You need to be a top shape for that. These guys are no push overs.

T. Waring: Your right not push overs but people i can easily push over. Half the guys i face are broken down hasbeens or pretenders. Like i said i dont need this extra training. All i need is someone to shine my new title up real nice then get the booze and girls ready for my winning party.

Trainer: Man, you power tripping already. You havent even been to an EUWC event or even an arena.

T. Waring: I dominate wherever i go. I dont need someone i pay to tell me im not good enough to be the man. Now lets get onto the training and no more weights.

Trainer: Dont worry. I got 20 laps of the track for you.

T. Waring: Damn!

*T. Waring and the trainer walk off as the scene fades to a english flag*
 
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(Camera opens on Evol speaking very loudly on a cell phone in a well furnished office. It sounds as if he is in an argument with the person on the other line.)

Evol: Listen, you weasel son of a *****. I don't care. You give me another excuse like that again and I will personally make sure that you become real friendly with my friend Mr. Lead Pipe to the face. Get it done now. Call Cyrio and tell him the deal is on. Understood?

(silence for a moment.)

Evol: Good. Now get it done. I have some business here to attend to.

(closes the cell phone and spins his swivel chair towards the camera.)

Evol: Ah, good ol' EUWC. The title match. A simple triple threat match for the International title. Sean Taylor, Rocko Daymon, and myself. Sure, sounds like a simple match to do. One man pins another and walla, we have ourselves a new International champion. There are a few things in this world that you can trust, the top being that you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. And this relates to the match how, you ask? Oh, let me tell you. Sean Taylor wins in what can only be put in Texas Hold 'Em terms, a suckout.

(Evol grabs a small mug and takes a sip of the liquid inside. He smiles briefly and looks back at the camera.)

Evol: You low down dirty bastard, Taylor. You have the gall to do something like this? You know at some point in my career here, I had respect for you. I thought that despite your gross lack of spine, you were a man. One who fought to defend what was their's. And this is how you respond. You are a coward of the highest order. But enough about you. My fight with you will come soon enough. For now, I have nine other wannabes who think they can stand in my way on my road to the top.

Evol: Look around me and tell me what you see. A fancy office, good clothes, good drink, a ditzy blonde secretarty blessed in the chest and not much else. I am wealthy. I did not attain all of this by standing by and watching as my nine partners or rivals ran by me and steal my opportunity. Of course, I say this in a completely metaphorical term. I did not have nine rivals but I hope all of you are smart enough to see the analogy I am making. I took what was mine and crushed anyone stupid enough to get in my way. It doesn't matter about the names or faces. Those come and go with each new day. You take out one person and another face comes to replace them and you are lucky if you can even remember a letter from that person's name as the new one comes along.

Evol: Think of me as cocky. Think of me as arrogant. And do think of me as the guy who will emerge victorious at the end of this tourney. I don't pretend to make plans about remembering any of you but rest assured, by the end, you will all remember me.

(cell phone rings.)

Evol: Hello?

(voice responds.)

Evol: Ah, Cyrio. Good to hear from you. How are things going from your end? (...) Good. Good to hear. Keep moving forward with it. I'll call you in three days. Anyhow....

(Scene fades to black.)
 

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SCENE BEGINS

(From black, we find ourselves in a NOT so well-furnished office. A slow pan around the room tells its own story: peeled, yellow wallpaper, a rusty decrepit file cabinet leaning on its side with its drawers pulled out, a mess of old shreds of paper littering the soiled ground, a ceiling fan with only two of its three blades remaining slowly rotating over our heads, blinds hanging at a broken angle revealing the harsh orange-yellow of a rising sun, a crack in the window of the moldy oak door that reads "Office of Rocko Da mon". We could be in hell--but fortunately, it's just a set.)

(The camera goes over the old oak desk that bears an ugly crack down its middle, revealing a broken desk lamp, a dusty type-writer, empty trays reading "Incoming" and "Outgoing", an empty picture frame, and finally to rest a pair of worn workman's boots on someone's propped legs. The camera follows these boots along a set of legs clad in jeans, up to a torso dressed in a long sleeve black dress shirt, and finally tracking back to reveal all of Rocko Daymon, reclining in a creaky office chair as he sits alone in this decayed workspace.)

Rocko Daymon
I suppose there's no point in beating around the bush, is there?

I could sit here and talk for hours about what went down at Main Frame... and even longer on the subject of Sean Taylor. I could play the same game as Evol and sit here for a few minutes making a bunch of idle threats and going over some pointless rant on subjects of "respect", but I think he gave this week's viewing audience their fill of that in a single promo, so I won't have to waste any more time. Now isn't the time to express what I feel. When the time comes... I'm sure everybody--including Taylor--will hear, and hear well.

At this moment, I'd like to focus on what's NOW important: The International Title, the tournament at Superiority II, this battle royale at Main Frame, and, of course, all of my esteemed opponents. There's so much there for me to talk about that I hardly know where to begin. I guess I'll start with the match.

For starters, I don't like battle royales. To me, it just gives the weak guy better odds of winning. A battle royale is the kind of bull**** where you could be in the ring for a godless amount of time--sometimes hours--and BUST YOUR HUMP throwing people out and managing to keep your own ass safely in the ring. Then, when you least suspect it, some shmuck who's been hiding in the corner for the entire match suddenly gets the balls to sneak up behind you and toss you over the ropes when there's little you can do, being so physically exhausted, to defend yourself. And doesn't matter who eliminates the most people or who lasts the longest in the ring... because in the end, the only person who gets the credit is that one chump who hides in the corner and manages to survive all the carnage to the very end.

Furthermore, when you look at this match in its entirity, there's nothing on the line. You could say it's all about pride, but even that's stretching it a little thin. In summation, ten out of sixteen men involved in this tournament are getting in the ring for the sake of knocking each other around before the Pay Per View, because we have nothing better to do until then. This match proves nothing--I could be the first man eliminated or the last man standing, but neither case proves where I'll end up in the tournament.

But in any case, I'll show up and do whatever I can do to win. I have food to put on the table, after all. If anything, maybe a good showing will give my opponents at Superiority II something to consider while they prepare for the International Title tournament...

(Daymon suddenly looks perturbed and clenches a fist when the thought of the International Title comes to mind. Suddenly, he comes out of his seat, causing the old chair to creak loudly, paces a few steps and speaks with his back turned to the camera, looking at the floor with his hands on his hips.)

Rocko Daymon
The International Title... every time I think about it, I'm reminded of how close I came. I had the perfect opportunity, but lost it, because...

Because...

(He turns back to the camera with his eyes narrowed.)

Rocko Daymon
Well, more on that later.

The point is, from my first day in EUWC, I've done nothing but bust my ass for a little noteriety. And finally, all my hard work has paid off when I'm faced with a shot at the title. Finally, I can set my mark in this federation, and show the world that even though I'm seven years in the game, I can still accomplish anything. But I was denied my first attempt...

And now, in the wake of that, fourteen new people stand in my way. I'm not at all sure what THESE guys have done to earn their spot in this tournament--a few them, it seems, have barely let the ink dry on their contracts! Yet somehow, I'm pitted with all of them, given the exact same equal opportunity. MONTHS of hard training and legend killing have brought me no further than where I was the day I came to EUWC...

(He shakes his head, showing his obvious disappointment.)

Rocko Daymon
But just the same... I'm going to do everything I can. If I have to win this battle royale to prove I'm the greatest ******* professional wrestler to ever step into this federation, then I guess I'm going to have to win. If I have to outlast fifteen other men through a grueling tournament process to prove that I am more than worthy to hold onto that International Title, then I will do just that. No matter what challenge awaits... no matter how skilled my opponents... no matter how many set-backs I stumble into... I'll find a way to succeed.

If I hadn't been able to do that, then I wouldn't have lasted these seven years.

Who stands in my way? I glance at this list and only recognize a few names. Marcus Slayton... an old pal of mine back in the day, but lately he's proven to be nothing but a hack in the ring. I mean, I respect the guy, but he's lost his edge over the years. I don't understand why he keeps showing up night after night when he never does anything in the ring to show he still has the spark.

Then there's this "Commander" Waring guy... who basically strolls into EUWC off the street and already thinks he's in control due to the apparent "facts" that most people in this match are "has beens" and he "dominates wherever he goes"...

(Daymon rolls his eyes.)

Rocko Daymon
Sure, Waring... whatever you say. As for myself, I don't talk about dominating competition--I just do it in the ring, and allow people to look back on the seven years of my career to see how far it's brought me.

Not surprisingly, I find Evol thrown into this mess as well. Personally, I'm still not sure what he did to earn his spot in LAST Main Frame's, uh, "Triple Threat" match for the title at hand, but I didn't worry about it then, and I'm not going to worry about it now. Evol constantly inflates his ego to proportions where he thinks he's all that and a bag of chips, but week after week he fails to back up his words with his fists.

Additionally, we can always rely on Evol to make some sort of stupid analogy in a long-winded and completely failed attempt to come to any point whatsoever. Now, he's comparing his ability to succeed in the ring--rather, this match--based on his ability to succeed in the business world, which I guess is defined by the way his office looks.

(Rocko sits on the edge of the desk, causing it to tilt slightly on its shortened leg. He holds up his hands to show the room around him.)

Rocko Daymon
Do you see MY office, Evol? Do you think THIS epitomizes the long tales of success and accomplishments I've weaved over the past seven years? I certainly hope you DON'T, because the point that I'M trying to make by sitting here in this ****-hole is that WHO YOU ARE IN THE RING is NOT defined by who you are in the business world

You might have a fancy shmancy office... but through all the years I've been wrestling, I've earned enough to have TEN offices of higher stature, fully staffed, and that doesn't include what my wife brings home every week from NEW. However, because I don't care much for the business world, and because I'd rather much like to see my son go through college with an opportunity that I never had as a kid, I'm investing my money with more practical matters.

I won't, however, flaunt all that I've accomplished in front of the camera as though it meant anything. I could show you my huge mansion in Tacoma, Washington, if I wanted to... or maybe my personal gymnasium, with all the titles hanging on the wall. But I won't... simply for the fact that even I know that all of that has nothing to do with THIS match. Who you were yesterday doesn't define who you are today, and who you are today doesn't define who you'll be tomorrow.

There's a useful bit of philosophy you can take with you... on whatever field you do your killing, be it the office or the ring.

I can't really say much for where you do your dealing, but... maybe you're soul will feel like this room after I step into that ring and demolish any and all hopes you have to take that International Title. If I have any goal in this battle royale, it would be to do to you what I SHOULD have done at Main Frame, had I not been interrupted.

And should we meet again at Superiority II, then damnit, I guess I'll just have to do it again...

As for the other six I failed to mention, I can only apologize for having nothing to say at the moment. I'm sure after you've all said your respective pieces, things will change.

Until then, good luck to all in our upcoming match... but nobody get their hopes up.

(Daymon pushes himself of the desk in a manner that makes it scrape loudly against the floor, then he walks out of the frame. From there, we fade to black.)

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(Evol spins around in his chair and is clapping his hands. He grabs a remote and clicks the power button. A t.v. from behind him shuts off.)

Evol: Powerful words from a powerful man, I must say. Daymon, true, our match was severly screwed over by Sean Taylor. And act jealous if you want because no matter how successful you think I am, I am ten times that. So sit down, shut up, and listen because rest assured, my threats are not idle. You and I can go back and forth, bragging about what we could have, should have, or would have done to each other given the proper opportunity. You take the more direct approach with what you say. Oh, I am this down and out lowlife who crawled up from the sewers to become a half assed wrestler with only a few claims to fame in my career. You go for pity and take the role of the downtrodden hero for your approach.

Evol: I, on the other hand, take what you so pointed out as using long winded analogies to get my point across. First off, I am simply shocked and amazed that you even know what analogy means. Then again, I am not sure you do. Anyhow, yes, I choose that route to get my point across because I am an intelligent man. And when I say that, I fully expect to hear the retort of " Oh no, you are a big dumbhead" to use some of your vocabulary. And you can brag about all you want about how much your wife makes, yadda yadda. I care ziltch about her because she is not the one that I will be wrestling in that little tourney. You and a couple other no names who I don't care about.

Evol: But you, Daymon, seem to be leading the anti-Evol charge here. Hey, that's all good with you if you dare to walk down that path. I will spare you the witty and intelligent analogies this time around so that even you could understand me. I don't care about where you came from or how you got here. I don't care about who you beat or what matches you won. None of that matters. It's all in the past. You want to mention me above all. I am flattered. That means you are worried about me and are scared of what I might do to you when we are in the ring. Last time was a joke. Taylor backed out like a coward.

Evol: So listen close and listen good. I don't care who you are facing in the tourney. As long as you and I make it to the end of it and face against each other for that, I mean, MY International title belt. I will be watching you, Daymon. Stay healthy, eat right, and always look over your shoulder. See, no analogies. Hope you understood all that. Now I have work to do.

(Scene ends.)
 

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*The scene opens in the office of the club owned by "Commander" T. Waring. T. Waring is reading some mail. He tosses some useless mail in the bin as the door opens and in walks a lady dressed in white.*

T. Waring: Ah, Grace come in my dear. What news of the wrestling world?

Grace: Just the usual. You in the 10 man battle royale. All the draft picks in WWE and it seems Rocko Damien as taken a fancy to you.

T. Waring: What does he have to say.

Grace: Just that what you say is bull ****.

T. Waring: Look at him though. Seven years and he is still trying to act the tough guy. O I get it done in the ring. I heard it from all the veterans and then as usual some yung buck shows them just who is the boss. This time the young buck is me. You see me Damien. Look at my office....

*The camera moves around the office. There is a minibar at one end and some neon lights around the room. The curtains are drapped in purple mink. The sofa has tiger skin on it. Even the guards at the door are wearing mink.*

T. Waring: I hope you had a good look. Your "Office" compared to mine looks like it has been invaded by a pack of roaming elephants. You see I have the money to bribes officials and the money to get somewhere in life. Unlike you. You go round these companies busting your ass in the ring for a $1000 doller pay off and a free meal.

*T. Waring begins to tilt in his chair. He turns his attension back to Grace*

T. Waring: Grace, my dear, Do you think i will win the vacant intercontinental title?

Grace: Erm, to be honest, Id say you have a decent shot. This is not like anything esle though. You got a power mad commissioner. These wrestlers dont play by the rules. There are none.

T. Waring: You doubt that i will win. I dont mind you saying.

Grace: Lets just say its depends where you enter.

T. Waring: Lets say I dont have to worry about Evol either. He will be elimnated quickly. He seems to think he has won the belt already. Dude, get out of fantasy and join the real world. We all know that I have already won it. You know it. I know it and its not my ego talking.

Grace: T your power tripping again.

T. Waring: Dont interupt me when im on a roll. You see EUWC. I am now here. I dont care if Rocko Damion, The annoucner. The popcorn seller or anyone thinks. By sunday i will be the new Intercontinental champion.

*T. Waring gets up and pushes the camera as the scene fades to black*
 

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(Scene opens with Evol sitting at a fancy restaurant in Eastern New York. In front of him is a plate with a large 18 oz. steak and a glass of Pino Gregio off to the side. He takes a sip of the wine and places the cup back down. He turns to look at the camera and grabs his napkin, wiping off his mouth and hands.)

Evol: You may be wondering why I am here in a restaurant, an expensive one at that. I am here not only to enjoy fine cuisine and fine wine but also to explain myself. Lately, you may have seen me in some of the more high profile situations around the EUWC and the city. That means a great influx of money. I don't mean pocket change you pick up off the streets but millions of dollars. How could you make such money like that in such a short time? The stock market.

Evol: The EUWC is one of the hottest sports stocks around and I have jumped on the bandwagon. Hence the fancy office and this extravagent meal. As much as I want to keep rubbing it into all of your faces, I do have a purpose here. Anyone can do this. Anyone can achieve this sort of status as long as you push yourself and are prepared to take the risks along with the great consequences. This applies to all aspects of your life and in my case, my career as well.

Evol: I am not afraid to take chances and put my body in harm's way to win. I am willing to break bones and spill blood if it means victory. That may seem brutish and barbaric but it is effective. As the saying goes, you have to spend money to make money. If you aren't ready to give it yoru all, then get out of the way and make way for those who are willing to sacrifice themselves for the prize. That's what the EUWC is all about.

Evol: I don't want to badmouth anyone in the battle royal since that would be rude and unprofessional of me. All I simply ask is that when you are in the ring, fight with everything you have, do not hold back. Mercy is not in my vocabulary and you will get none from me. I would say good luck but then that won't help any of you. Skill will win this battle. Now, I have some wine and steak to finish. Good night.

(Scene ends.)
 

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SCENE BEGINS

(From black, we fade into a room of practically no light, except for the sunlight streaming through the window blinds. After a moment of visual adjustment, more details about the room become clear. It seems to be a diner, as indicated by the long counter against one side of the room accompanied with a row of stools. Against the other wall is a line of booths.)

(The camera slowly tracks forward, revealing the finer details of this diner, which looks abandoned. It definitely hasn't been serviced in a long time. Several of the leather surfaces on the stools and in the booth seats are torn and spilling contents of stuffing. The floor, which may have once been a simple mosaic of patterned colors, is missing several tiles and littered in dirt, broken glass, shattered dishes, torn napkins, and discarded silverware. The counter looks like it hasn't seen a rag in years, holding a plethora of stains from broken ketchup bottles and trails of salt and pepper from spilled shakers. A lone menu sits idly on one stool, perhaps a final remnant of what this small family restaurant may have been in the past, a long while ago.)

(The camera continues forward through this decrepit scene, coming to rest on the final table in the corner, where a silhouetted figure sits with his legs propped up on the seat. In front of him, a bottle of beer--not a soda, not a water, not a coffee or any other drinking beverage; a cold, hard beer in a brown bottle. Near a broken ashtray, on a small saucer, there is a mold-covered pastry. We can't see his face, but by his jeans, shirt, and jacket, there's no question as to who this man is.)

Rocko Daymon
Main Frame... seems so close, yet so far away at the same time. I heavily anticipate the date, and all that will take place...

Naturally, I'm not only speaking about this ten man battle royale. If all I had to worry about was a meaningless demonstration of egos and wit prior to a Pay Per View, then I wouldn't even bother showing up. Nothing's on the line, after all. But because I have other plans, I might as well participate. Doesn't hurt to break a few egos before the true test comes at Superiority II.

Oh, and as for my other plans? Well... I wouldn't want to give away too much.

(Daymon leans forward, his face revealed in the dim sunlight coming from the window. He puts on a half-smile and winks.)

Rocko Daymon
Lately, you might have noticed a trend in the locations in which I choose to film myself, not unlike another person involved in this match, who seems to be taking an opposite approach. But while this person attempts to make a comparison between his success in the ring and his enviroment (and sadly fails to succeed), I intend to make a more powerful statement.

Whether it's Evol in a ritzy restaurant or Waring in a hip club, I think it's truly obvious... that where one chooses to dwell doesn't do much to determine how he fights. I could do a promo in any of those places, had I wanted to... but to me, it seems pointless to flaunt my success in places OUTSIDE the ring. I could be the wealthiest man in the universe, but does that make me the strongest? I, personally, don't see that connection.

My point in being in this ****-hole is to show that it doesn't matter where you choose to cut your promo... you're only as good as your talent, and if that doesn't help you in the ring, then it really doesn't matter where you choose to publicize your speeches. You can see my opponents surrounded by their luxuries, their duties, and their servants... but me?

(He holds up his hands and looks around.)

Rocko Daymon
I don't believe in bull****. No fancy-shmancy decorations. No pretending to be engaged in important conversations on the phone. No hired people acting like my trainer or my secretary or anything. No bull****, whatsoever... just me and what I have to bring to the table.

That's just the way I act in the ring.

(Daymon grabs ahold of the beer bottle before him and takes a healthy swig. He suddenly looks at it, and smirks: The brand is Miller Lite.)

Rocko Daymon
You know, have you seen those commercials where someone says, "Miller Lite tastes better than Bud Light," and the guy drinking the Bud suddenly flips out? Then, rather bluntly, it says, "The truth hurts." That statement couldn't be any more true, and I'm sure that, too, hurts someone out there living in his own delusional reality.

I cut one promo, and suddenly there's quite an uproar of people against me. First, Evol dedicates an entire promo in my honor... then T. Waring says a little something about me... and finally, Tyrone Walker also hops onto the bandwagon and says his own piece.

Let's do this one man at a time... starting first with my least favorite and perhaps the most annoying of the three, Evol.

(Another sip of his beer, finishing the rest of it. He wipes his lips with the cuff of his jacket, and begins.)

Rocko Daymon
Congratulations, once again, Evol, in developing yet another meaningless promo where you once again flaunt your inability to present a point. This time, however, rather than gracing us with your usual rap in making an illogical point, you go into excess about how you don't care about my backstory or my personal life--something which is totally irrelevant to ANYTHING involved in this match, and was only mentioned to further underline my MAIN point.

Well, I'm glad you don't care, Evol... you should be concerned about other things, like how your'e going to move on from one hard defeat at Main Frame to a similar fate at Superiority II. The next time you decide to speak, however, I only ask that you at least TRY to understand my message instead of commenting on various tidbits you remember my mentioning.

I could talk about how much I think Cyrio is a stupid name, but is that relevant? No, so let's not bring it up.

Let me just get something straight, Evol: I'm not trying to find pity here. I'm not bragging about anything. I'm only trying to make a single point, which is this: You are not half as intelligent as you think you are, and your skill in the ring is laughable. It seems you missed that while you were caught up thinking about my wife's paycheck.

You see, Evol... your speeches... your "analogies" between your office and your success in the ring... it's all bull**** to my ears, and as I said earlier, I don't believe in the stuff. You do a promo in an office... and somehow, that means you're going to be the next International Champion? Am I missing something here? Since when does a person's WEALTH prove anything after the bell rings? You think accomplishments prove how well a man fights in the ring? You think throwing a wad of cash into my face and engaging in deep philosophical debate is going to save your ass?

(Daymon scoffs and rolls his eyes.)

Rocko Daymon
These are the kind of things I don't GET about you, Evol... and no, that doesn't mean I don't have the mental capacity to understand your "superior intellect". You see, you just say these things that... don't make sense. "Look at my office! Ain't it great? It's so good, it just goes to show how damn good I am in the ring!" Or my recent favorite, "I made a killing in the stock market! Anybody can succeed, and that obviously means I can do the same in the ring!" I mean, don't you even realize how STUPID that sounds?

You're a Psych Major... so obviously you should know what "denial" is all about. I would say you were in some heavy denial of your own ego and abilities, but you'd only turn around and deny that too, further proving my point. Apparently, you haven't noticed the fact that every time you've stepped in the ring for the past couple shows, you've boffed the victory. In fact, you have YET to have beaten me in any match we've been in together. You're damn lucky Taylor interrupted our match before I had the opportunity to hand you your ass fully.

So much for your financial success being in any way similar to your career as a professional wrestler. You may have excelled in one field, but you have failed in the other.

If you think accomplishments define a person's intellect or skill, then you're wrong. Look at our own president. I'd say he's pretty accomplished... but strangely, he can't seem to make any sense of the English language. I wouldn't be surprised if the two of you took the same course in Public Speaking.

I'm surprised that for a man of your "intellectual" stature, you seem to not understand the definition of half of your vocabulary.

You seem to think I don't know what an analogy is, but after watching your frequent failures in making ANY decent comparison to your skill or your determination, sometimes I wonder if YOU know the correct definition. Just to be sure, I'm going to present a good, simple, and ACCURATE analogy right here and now... strictly as an example, so by the time this promo is over, hopefully, YOU'LL know what it is, and I won't have to suffer a headache every time I try to comprehend your illogical future promos.

(He pulls near the plate with the rotten pastry resting on it.)

Rocko Daymon
You see, your talent... is kind of like this rotten donut.

Physically, there's absolutely no comparison--one abstract, one concrete... but the two are alike in one way:

They both stink!

(With disgust, he throws the plate aside, much like any decent fed owner would toss aside Evol's resume after a brief glance. The sound of the plate breaking somewhere off-screen can be heard.)

Rocko Daymon
The truth hurts, huh? I guess the ad reps at Miller knew more than they realized.

But now you know what a true and ACCURATE analogy is. I hope this experience has enlightened you, and maybe that dim Christmas Tree light flickering over your head can gain a little more radiance.

I guess this just goes to prove how overrated four years can really be while spent smoking pot in a dormitory at Princeton while Mommy and Daddy back home pay for classes. You see, Evol, an intelligent man doesn't require a college diploma to be hanging on his wall. I myself never had the opportunity to receive any post-secondary education, but that doesn't hold me back.

Unlike you, I won't try and unsuccessfully flaunt my intellect, because I know I have one.

Since the day I witnessed your first promo, I've noticed this trend where you're always trying to play on the fact that you think you're "smarter" than everybody else, and that somehow gives you an advantage. Well, you can have your diploma... you can have your fancy office... but neither of them make up for the fact that you blatantly SUCK in that ring, and whenever you appear in front of a camera your IQ noticeably PLUMMETS.

You've got a lot of spirit and determination, Evol, and I admire that, but there isn't half a brain in your head, and that's what's holding you back. If you think you can walk away with the victory in this battle royale--or with "your" International Title at Superiority II, for that matter--then you're sadly mistaken. You forget that I'm standing in your way, and in spite of our frequent meetings in the past, you've never proven to be in any way better.

Keep in mind, Evol, that the reason why I focus on you so much has nothing to do with fear. The simple truth is, for all the times we've fought each other, you've learned nothing in spite of your constant failings. Once again, you're standing in my way to the International Title, shooting the same pointless promos and annoying the hell out of me to no end. If I had any goal in this match, it would be to bust you up to the extent that you actually realize you ARE inferior to me in talent, and then, MAYBE THEN, I can be free from another string of your nonsensical promos, at least for the week leading up to Superiority II.

The less focus I put on you, the better, because I'd rather focus on those who present TRUE threats to my success.

With that said, I'm done verbally spanking you, for now. Maybe, by the grace of God, you can pull the stupid stick out of your nose and give me a decent reply, but my gut instinct tells me that probably won't happen.

(He shrugs, puts on a sarcastic smirk, takes a beat to let it all sink in, and moves on as plan.)

Rocko Daymon
Next on my agenda is the new guy... "Corporal" T. Waring, or whatever rank he's going by. Got the right amount of confidence... might have some talent, but we can only wait and see about that... but does he have a chance in this match? Not really, besides the fact that, in my opinion, people only win battle royales based on luck, and not on talent--though I could be wrong. How about the International Title? Any chance?

Nope. Don't see it. I might be a little biased, but when you've been kicking ass for seven years of my life, you develop a bit of a sixth sense. A warrior's intuition, if you will. You look at the facts, and you make a prediction. Depending on how long you've been wrestling, that prediction may come out accurately.

Waring... he's determined... he may be skilled... but that's not enough to win. He's not prepared to fight, and therefore not prepared for victory. It's sad that he thinks he'll win just because he does well "everywhere else".

(With a tsk-tsk, Rocko shakes his head.)

Rocko Daymon
Kid, take it from me... I've been in the business for a while.

Now, I know every time a wrestler enters a new fed, maybe with a few months of experience under his belt--maybe NO experience, in some situations--he enters with bright eyes, looking forward to a future of fame and glory. He thinks he'll take the competition by storm, end up with a perfect record, have a plethora of belts to his name, all within a small amount of time. He thinks he'll be a legend, made overnight.

I know it's sometimes fun to jump into the land of fantasy... but unfortunately, we live in the real world. Only in rare circumstances does something like that happen to a rookie wrestler. You might think that just because you've dominated a few bush leagues that nobody's heard of that you're poised to make an impact in this new frontier, but EUWC is the big leagues, amigo. This is no place for a green wrestler who had a few lucky streaks doing matches in highschool gymnasiums through a handful of indy feds where someone can simply stroll in off the streets and say he's going to change everything. I worked to hard to allow myself to be beaten by a rook who's grown too big for his britches.

I've seen guys like you all the time in my seven years, Waring. Always the cocky kid, never paying respect where it's due. The young buck you see yourself as frequently turns out to be nothing more than a young shmuck, if you will. All you're doing is setting yourself up to look like a fool. What's going to happen after I slap you around that ring, at Main Frame, the Pay Per View, or both? Would you be too ashamed to even show your face again after your crushing loss?

(He holds his hands out in a gesture allowing his audience to ponder this.)

Rocko Daymon
Now, you may think I'm being a little presumptious in assuming you have no chance... but do you really expect to win, especially against nine opponents you've never faced before? Based upon your promos, it seems pretty obvious that you're not really making a good effort in RESEARCHING your opponents. How can I tell?

For starters, you didn't once pronounce my last name correctly. Let's walk through it together: DAY-MUN. That's not too hard for you, is it? Additionally, rather than watching the promos yourself, you have to have your secretary come in and summarize everything for you. If you're not going to make the effort to study how your opponents think and rationalize first-hand through their promos, how do you expect to prepare yourself MENTALLY for what is to come?

You disappointment me, Waring. A vigilante rookie would learn as much as he can about seasoned veterans he is going up against, but you blow it all off, assuming that just because you got lucky in the bush leagues, you can do it again in the majors. Sorry, kid, it just doesn't work that way... not in my many years of experience, and I'm sorry to say that I don't see anything in you that would make me think any different.

I mean, just because your friends come in and nod their heads to their every word doesn't mean you're right all the time. It means they're kissing your ass.

In short, get your head screwed on right, or just freakin' lay down, because any effort you put forward in an attempt to steal my victory would be a waste. I'm close to taking the International Title that I've worked so hard for, and I'm not going to let a power-tripping rook take that away from me.

As for my financial matters... well, that's none of your concern. In truth, after working for seven years, I have earned more money than you've probably seen in your life. I could show you my own clubs--I own three of them, two in Seattle, one in Los Angeles--or my mansion in Tacoma, or the five luxury cars in my garage... but it's just like I told Evol: I don't flaunt my wealth, because it means nothing. My "office"? Just a set a few friends and myself worked up in a downtown Seattle studio--something we designed more to make a point against Evol's choice of scenery. My real office is at home--and it's much more comfortable than what you saw, I assure you. I'm surprised that you seriously THOUGHT that was my workspace...

Well... I suppose it doesn't matter what you think of my monetary status in this world. I could be a prince or pauper, but the bottom line is, I'm light years ahead of you in talent, experience, and determination, and I won't allow you to stand in my way.

Sorry, kid... maybe after my time is done and I've hung up the boots for once and for all, you can find the opportunity to make a name for yourself. But not on my watch.

(Almost as though he has reminded himself with these words, Daymon checks his wristwatch.)

Rocko Daymon
Well, I've got other matters to attend to... but perhaps I can squeeze in a few comments on Tyrone Walker before I head out of here.

Let's see... how can I speak your language?

Uh... home-boy? I think you need to slow down...

"Aiight?"

(Daymon smirks.)

Rocko Daymon
With the help of Stephen Greer, Team Danger successfully took the Tag Team Titles. Congratulations on that feat, though if those conquered were as pitiful in talent as you make them out to be, then I can't help but wonder why you constantly brag about it.

Let me guess... years of being a practical nobody through professional wrestling leagues have suddenly ended with your one GREAT accomplishment in ANY federation. So suddenly, you think you're hot ****, and that International Title is as good as yours, right?

Heh... I've seen great egos in all my years, but you take the cake, Ty. It's good to see you focused on the true goal at hand--the International title--but don't forget that someone else in this sixteen man shindig is also looking ahead of this meaningless battle royale at Main Frame. The problem is, you're looking at yourself with the belt around your waiste...

I'm looking at the men I'm going to defeat, one by one, to obtain that belt. I focus on the process before the results, because, unlike you, I'm not a fool. I am a champion.

You speak as though you've already one the title, and perhaps you should. You should bask in the light of that fantasy as long as you can, because it will never become a reality. Not without having Stephen Greer to watch your back. Not while I stand in your way.

Not the egotistical Tyrone Walker... not the over-zealous "Commander" T. Waring... and certainly not the thick-headed self-proclaimed philosopher, Evol. The only man worthy of taking that belt is the one who goes into that ring, bull**** aside, does what he has to do, and leaves satisfied.

That man is me.

(Daymon comes out of his seat and onto his feet, dusting a few trails of dust that have formed on his jacket. He looks directly into the camera.)

Rocko Daymon
Talk all you will about EUWC trying to hold you back, Ty... but the only person who will truly prevent you from being where you are--rather, where you think you already are--is the man you see standing here. Sorry to say, you're not as hated as you think. To me, you're nothing more than an ass blowing hot air out of its hole. Laughable, maybe, but far from hated. Does that disappoint you?

If anything, I hope to teach you a lesson in humility at Superiority II, if not at Main Frame. The same goes for Waring and Evol, and the others involved in this battle royale who have thus far refused to speak. You will all learn what it's like to be a true champion, when you see me holding that title over my head in the near future.

(Going silent, he turns away and walks past the counter, out of frame. From there, we fade to black.)

SCENE ENDS
 

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