“My knees are shakin’. Or at least they should be, according to this so called Maniac, Robertson.”
[Fade IN: Wrestleverse II backdrop clear in sight, in front of the backdrop, the Proletariat, C.P. Nero and C.E. Augustus in their street clothes.]
Nero: I made a mistake, a rookie mistake. I came into EPW talking big ****, did I or Augustus back it up in the ring? Well that’s not for me or him to decide, but I will say this, we weren’t pinned nor did we tap out. We lacked the focus to get back into the ring, that’s all. Am I justifying our loss, hell no I’m not. I don’t need to justify anything I do to anybody out there. All I’m saying is this, Saviors of Wrestling, Blitz, and those other two hacks didn’t beat us. So I don’t know what makes the Maniacs and the quote; unquote, Saviors of Wrestling, think that they can beat us.
Augustus: You know last week, I think I met my match. I think Jecht is in that top 1% that has the potential to beat us. As I traded blows with him, I just couldn’t help but feel it was a futile effort. So maybe there’s something there between the Proletariat and Blitz, maybe there’s nothing. I’ve yet to face Irish and the Sarge, they weren’t kind enough to step into the ring, haven’t faced the Cameron Cruise Project or the tag team champs themselves either. Who I have faced though, are those good for nothing Saviors of Wrestling. And I tossed that Benjamin fella around like a ragdoll, and I beat the snot out of Maxwell as well. Now I don’t know what the point of this match is, it won’t draw a dime. It won’t get anyone interested in EPW or the tag team division. Yeah, Saviors I guess you could say eliminated us through that countout, but the Maniacs have no business here. I think they turned the wrong direction at Albuquerque ala Bugs Bunny, and wound up here by mistake. Because according to Robertson if I’m not mistaken, a certain Dan Ryan, working for NPW, not EPW, mind you, contacted them and told them to bring their circus act. So why don’t you two assclowns head on over to the NPW, I hear they called EPW’s Dan Ryan and said they were missing two lapdogs, and if Ryan saw them, if he could please return them!
Nero: The reality of the situation is, we’re stuck fighting the filler talent, the… what’s the politically correct term for them?
Augustus: Jobbers.
Nero: No that’s not it. That’s the blunt term, they are… enhancement talent. Benjamin might once been an IC champion in the past, he might have been a TV champion in the past. But that’s just it, it’s all in the past. Who and what is Adam Benjamin now? Nobody. What notable achievement has he done in a while? Nothing. You’re living in the past Adam Benjamin. You main evented the first Wrestleverse? Well good for you! Do ya want a cookie? Benjamin is trying so hard to relive his glory days, he thinks, hey, I’m a former singles competitor, I was, WAS, successful, so I’ll go to the tag team division now that I’m a has been, and dominate easily with my good for nothing, zero to none talent, hillbilly cousin, Chandler Maxwell. NOT SO FAST. Maybe in some lesser promotions that can be done, but not here, no sir. In lesser promotions, two main event guys who’ve never tagged in their lives can just sweep the tag team division and win the title just like that. But EPW isn’t that kind of promotion.
Augustus: Maybe it doesn’t show in our champions, but EPW has a class act tag team division, and that’s something I didn’t realize until I stepped into the ring with Blitz, until I saw Irish and Sarge battle Blitz. For every tag team giving EPW a bad name, there’s a good one making it shine. Now the Maniacs, I’m not too sure of these guys, Nero.
Nero: The footage they showed was impressive. Impressively stupid. Motor City Maniacs aren’t just crazy, Augustus, they’re idiots. They think they can impress me, C.P. Nero, by showing some spot monkey footage? Think again. You’re not wrestling in a cell at Wrestleverse. You’re not wrestling the Night Cripplers or True Living Color at Wrestleverse. And you’re not wrestling for a bush league promotion named GXW at Wrestleverse.
Augustus: We barely even mentioned Maxwell.
Nero: He’s the least of anyone’s concerns. He’s the equivalent of Wile E. Coyote in the ring.
[Fade OUT.]