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I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Apr-16-03 AT 11:51 PM (EST)]
BRANDON JACOBS: Welcome everyone to Shock & Awe, we are live from the capital of New York State, ALBANY! Tonight, 15,000 strong have come out for Manson’s first title ever WFW North American Title defense against Rat Fink in a Boot Camp Match.
VIC WATERS: Many people don’t know, but the first Boot Camp match took place back in April 1988 in this very same state at MSG! It was one of the most bloody matches in history up until that point and was considered by many to be the match of the year.
BRANDON JACOBS: The difference is, even though the fans love Manson, Manson isn’t going to show anyone any mercy. Rat Fink cost him his title and payback is going to be a #####.
VIC WATERS: Don’t count out Rat Fink. He is one of the dirtiest players in the game. He will stop at nothing until he has that ten pounds of gold that Manson wears around his waist.
BRANDON JACOBS: We have something even bigger coming up tonight though, right here in a WFW ring, Diablo will debut in a Bunkhouse Stampede match against “Zombie” Matt Manning, “Rookie Warrior” Bobby Lee, Aitsu Sugawara, and the incredibly demented Silly Simon.
VIC WATERS: Many people don’t remember Silly Simon, but he was one of the most blood thirsty jobbers of alltime, he has a long history of going too far against young rookies and getting Dqed because of the amount of bloodshed he inflects.
BRANDON JACOBS: Silly Simon is a monster but I’ve seen Diablo in person and he can be a beast.
VIC WATERS: Chris Wink told me earlier in the back that the one guy the WFW Board of Directors wanted most, but didn’t join was none other than Diablo himself. They think that he may be the next great superstar in this sport.
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo is vicious, if he ever refines his talent, he could be a major player.
VIC WATERS: Another match I’m really looking forward to Scotty Michaels vs. Mike McGee. Mike McGee continues to follow orders from anonymous higher ups and didn’t even cut a single promo for tonight’s match.
BRANDON JACOBS: The over confidence that Mike McGee has will be his downfall. Scotty Michaels has been on a tear since he arrived on the scene and he may be the one to take the title from the winner of the Manson vs. Rat Fink match tonight.
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink will make a great leader which this company can build around as a number two to Doc. One match that I really dig which hasn’t gotten as much hype as it should have is the Best out of Two Three Falls match between Luster & Andre Eian vs. Chris Bradford & Johnny Starr.
BRANDON JACOBS: Is there a better stipulation than Best Two Out of Three falls? It is major staple in Lucha Libre down in Mexico, two teams really get to battle it out and instead of one team just being able to get a cheap pinfall, they have to beat them twice to win.
VIC WATERS: That would seem to favor the team of Chris Bradford who has the seven foot tall Johnny Starr as his partner. Starr is a scary mofo. He might even be the one to take Doc down someday.
BRANDON JACOBS: That is very high praise coming from you, but I’m going to Eian & Luster. Eian had a really strong opening match in the tournament and almost escaped with a victory. I have a feeling tonight may be his night.
VIC WATERS: Luster has incredible talent but Eian will bring him down. Now lets move on to the most important match of the night, even if it is the second match from the top. Doc Silver and Shawn Hart are teaming up tonight to face the team of Richard Gideon and Psycho. Should be a squash for Silver & Hart since both guys made it to the finals of the tournament.
BRANDON JACOBS: Did you not see Richard Gideon win the Battle Royal last week to become the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Champion? Did you not see the impact Psycho made in the battle royal? Psycho is willing to do anything to win.
VIC WATERS: Garbage wrestling has no place in this sport. Aren’t we suppose to be old school?
BRANDON JACOBS: Old school doesn’t mean that two guys can’t have a good fight. Memphis was known for their wild brawling to the point where Japanese workers who worked the territory took their ideas to Japan and took it to a whole new level. Gideon and Psycho know how to fight and they are going to take it to your boy Silver and his partner Shawn Hart.
VIC WATERS: The only way that they can get beat tonight is if Hart makes a mistakes and Doc isn’t there to save his ass.
BRANDON JACOBS: Should be a good match regardless, when we come back from this commercial, all five men will be in the ring for our first match, the Bunkhouse Brawl Elimination match featuring the debut of Diablo!
VIC WATERS: Well, lets shut up and get to the matches, people aren’t paying to hear us talk.
BRANDON JACOBS: We will be back right after this message from our sponsors!
BRANDON JACOBS: Welcome everyone to Shock & Awe, we are live from the capital of New York State, ALBANY! Tonight, 15,000 strong have come out for Manson’s first title ever WFW North American Title defense against Rat Fink in a Boot Camp Match.
VIC WATERS: Many people don’t know, but the first Boot Camp match took place back in April 1988 in this very same state at MSG! It was one of the most bloody matches in history up until that point and was considered by many to be the match of the year.
BRANDON JACOBS: The difference is, even though the fans love Manson, Manson isn’t going to show anyone any mercy. Rat Fink cost him his title and payback is going to be a #####.
VIC WATERS: Don’t count out Rat Fink. He is one of the dirtiest players in the game. He will stop at nothing until he has that ten pounds of gold that Manson wears around his waist.
BRANDON JACOBS: We have something even bigger coming up tonight though, right here in a WFW ring, Diablo will debut in a Bunkhouse Stampede match against “Zombie” Matt Manning, “Rookie Warrior” Bobby Lee, Aitsu Sugawara, and the incredibly demented Silly Simon.
VIC WATERS: Many people don’t remember Silly Simon, but he was one of the most blood thirsty jobbers of alltime, he has a long history of going too far against young rookies and getting Dqed because of the amount of bloodshed he inflects.
BRANDON JACOBS: Silly Simon is a monster but I’ve seen Diablo in person and he can be a beast.
VIC WATERS: Chris Wink told me earlier in the back that the one guy the WFW Board of Directors wanted most, but didn’t join was none other than Diablo himself. They think that he may be the next great superstar in this sport.
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo is vicious, if he ever refines his talent, he could be a major player.
VIC WATERS: Another match I’m really looking forward to Scotty Michaels vs. Mike McGee. Mike McGee continues to follow orders from anonymous higher ups and didn’t even cut a single promo for tonight’s match.
BRANDON JACOBS: The over confidence that Mike McGee has will be his downfall. Scotty Michaels has been on a tear since he arrived on the scene and he may be the one to take the title from the winner of the Manson vs. Rat Fink match tonight.
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink will make a great leader which this company can build around as a number two to Doc. One match that I really dig which hasn’t gotten as much hype as it should have is the Best out of Two Three Falls match between Luster & Andre Eian vs. Chris Bradford & Johnny Starr.
BRANDON JACOBS: Is there a better stipulation than Best Two Out of Three falls? It is major staple in Lucha Libre down in Mexico, two teams really get to battle it out and instead of one team just being able to get a cheap pinfall, they have to beat them twice to win.
VIC WATERS: That would seem to favor the team of Chris Bradford who has the seven foot tall Johnny Starr as his partner. Starr is a scary mofo. He might even be the one to take Doc down someday.
BRANDON JACOBS: That is very high praise coming from you, but I’m going to Eian & Luster. Eian had a really strong opening match in the tournament and almost escaped with a victory. I have a feeling tonight may be his night.
VIC WATERS: Luster has incredible talent but Eian will bring him down. Now lets move on to the most important match of the night, even if it is the second match from the top. Doc Silver and Shawn Hart are teaming up tonight to face the team of Richard Gideon and Psycho. Should be a squash for Silver & Hart since both guys made it to the finals of the tournament.
BRANDON JACOBS: Did you not see Richard Gideon win the Battle Royal last week to become the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Champion? Did you not see the impact Psycho made in the battle royal? Psycho is willing to do anything to win.
VIC WATERS: Garbage wrestling has no place in this sport. Aren’t we suppose to be old school?
BRANDON JACOBS: Old school doesn’t mean that two guys can’t have a good fight. Memphis was known for their wild brawling to the point where Japanese workers who worked the territory took their ideas to Japan and took it to a whole new level. Gideon and Psycho know how to fight and they are going to take it to your boy Silver and his partner Shawn Hart.
VIC WATERS: The only way that they can get beat tonight is if Hart makes a mistakes and Doc isn’t there to save his ass.
BRANDON JACOBS: Should be a good match regardless, when we come back from this commercial, all five men will be in the ring for our first match, the Bunkhouse Brawl Elimination match featuring the debut of Diablo!
VIC WATERS: Well, lets shut up and get to the matches, people aren’t paying to hear us talk.
BRANDON JACOBS: We will be back right after this message from our sponsors!