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I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
BRANDON JACOBS: It was a night that will live in infamy. During the four way match at Christmas Card, Inner Circle came down and mugged Psycho of his WFW North American Title which he held for over eight months making him the longest North American Champion of alltime. Tonight, Psycho will try to get his revenge and Dan Ryan and make him pay for what he did.
JONATHAN MARX: I heard during the break that Psycho has petitioned this match to be a no disqualification match and Felix Red granted his requests but rumor has it Dan Ryan may have gotten something in return.
VIC WATERS: That is a damn good idea, we all saw what happened earlier when Noble Sheik came out here all out of control. It is the only way this match won’t end with some disqualification.
JONATHAN MARX: While I don’t agree with Psycho’s tactics earlier, I do agree with Felix Red decision even if he was taking care of another member of LOVE. Psycho should have a chance to go one on one with Dan Ryan no holds barred and have his chance get revenge.
BRANDON JACOBS: How is fair to Dan Ryan though to get attacked in the parking lot and then Psycho who is playing by his own rules gets Felix Red to change the stipulation of his match? LOVE already got rid of Maelstrom and Sands, when is enough enough?
JONATHAN MARX: No offense to Maelstrom, but I really think he got played for a sucker by Ryan and he got set up to take the fall while Dan Ryan is walking around with a smile on his face no even trying to get Maelstrom or Sands rehired. In a way, Ryan took out three men at Christmas Card so I don’t think of him as an angel.
BRANDON JACOBS: Why would he setup Maelstrom & Sands to take the fall though? They were his partners.
JONATHAN MARX: That I haven’t put together yet. But another thing that makes me suspicious is that Dan Ryan and Lindsay Troy were not fired for their part in the attack and they did as much as those two.
BRANDON JACOBS: That is a good point, but I’ll give Ryan the benefit of the doubt. I don’t think this was all some great conspiracy by him, although someone like Bloodhunt could connect the dots with what is there to make it seem like there is more there than there is.
VIC WATERS: You just absorbed in your love for Dan Ryan because he is one of the best big men ever in this sport.
BRANDON JACOBS: That may be part of it, but I don’t think Dan Ryan is this great Satan that you are portraying him to be.
JONATHAN MARX: What do you call a man who steals the most cherished possession of a man named Psycho? He was looking to start a war.
BRANDON JACOBS: This is going to be a war for the ages, lets stop all the talking and send this match down to ringside and get things underway!
(Cue up: "Zero" by Smashing Pumpkins.)
RING ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS NO DISQUALIFICATION! Introducing first, the former GXW and CSWA World Heavyweight Champion, standing at six foot seven, three hundred and thirty seven pounds….. “THE EGO BUSTER” DAN RYAN!
(Thunderous crowd pop)
(CUT TO: 'Ego Buster' flashes across the screen in rapid contrasting black and white. CUT TO: Dan Ryan gorrilla presses Kevin Powers from inside the ring to the floor below. CUT TO: The word "YOU" flashes on the screen. CUT TO: Dan Ryan throws 'Living Legend' Mark Windham from the second level of Key Arena down to the first level. CUT TO: the word "ARE". CUT TO: Dan Ryan clotheslines 'Cocky' Craig Miles, nearly taking his head off. CUT TO: the word "BUSTED" CUT TO: rapid shots of Dan Ryan pulverizing opponents with the Humility Bomb, a last ride power bomb landing high angle on the neck.)
(Ryan walks down to ringside as pyro erupts along the ramp beside him with the lovely Lindsay Troy. He rolls under the bottom rope and climbs a corner turnbuckle and simply glares through the sunglasses into the crowd.)
(CUEUP: “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osbourne)
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, the longest reigning WFW North American Champion of alltime and a former WFW World Heavyweight Champion, PSCYHO!
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sycho runs down into the ring and immediately attacks Dan Ryan::
*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO JUMPS ONTO THE STANDING DAN RYAN AND STARTS PUNCHING HIM IN THE HEAD WITH CLOSED PUNCHES…
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho is out for blood tonight and he wants to knock Ryan down to size.
VIC WATERS: If Psycho doesn’t control his anger, Ryan is going to use his smarts to win this when he eventually does make his mistake.
JONATHAN MARX: It is hard to control yourself when you’ve had happen to you what happened to Psycho.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN IS STUMBLING BACK…. RYAN IS TRYING TO KEEP HIS BALANCE BUT RYAN AND PSYCHO TUMBLE OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!
JONATHAN MARX: Underneath those mats is the unforgiving ice that makes Rockefeller Center so memorable.
VIC WATERS: Those two took a hell of a tumble to the floor.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho is getting up, but Dan Ryan is clutching his back.
JONATHAN MARX: When he crashed down on the ground, he hit the same place that Psycho attacked when he jumped him in the parking lot.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS LOOKING UNDERNEATH THE RING FOR SOMETHING….
JONATHAN MARX: What is Psycho looking for?
VIC WATERS: I don’t know, all that is under there usually is tools used to take down the ring after the show.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS PULLING OUT A BAG AND IT LOOKS HE HAS A BAG FULL OF WEAPONS…
JONATHAN MARX: Someone must have placed them there during the break.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO JUST PULLED OUT A SINGAPORE CANE!
JONATHAN MARX: I got hit by one of those in my early days of the IWF and it hurt like hell for days and I had welts all over my back.
VIC WATERS: And I doubt he was as pissed as Psycho…
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS REPEATEDLY WHIPPING HIM WITH THAT SINGAPORE CANE IN THE BACK AND RYAN IS TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY BUT PSYCHO ISN’T LETTING HIM GET FAR!
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan would try to get up, but is in agony right now and every time he tries, Psycho hits him with another shot.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho drops the Singapore cane and he is going back into the bag….. PSYCHO IS PULLING OUT A FORK!
JONATHAN MARX: I thought people were done with forks after Noble Sheik left.
VIC WATERS: Somewhere John Doe is watching this match knowing exactly what Dan Ryan is going for.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO TACKLES DAN RYAN AND HE STARTS RAKING THE FORK ON THE WELTS ON RYAN’S BACK AND HE IS MAKING IT A BLOODY MESS!
JONATHAN MARX: Good god, isn’t beating someone with a Singapore cane enough?
VIC WATERS: This isn’t even enough for Psycho.
BRANDON JACOBS: LINDSAY TROY RACES AROUND FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING AND JUMPS ONTO THE BACK OF PSYCHO!
JONATHAN MARX: Lindsay is trying to save her guy, if Psycho is allowed to do all he wants, he might just be the one to put Ryan out of this sport and Lindsay isn’t going to allow that.
BRANDON JACOBS: LINDSAY GRABS THE MASK OF PSYCHO AND SHE TURNS IT 90 DEGREES SO HE CAN’T SEE! Lindsay lets go of Psycho and she goes to the side of Ryan to help him out.
JONATHAN MARX: Lindsay is using her brain, when you are facing a masked man, if you go after that mask, you can buy yourself some time.
VIC WATERS: Lindsay is a woman after my own heart.
BRANDON JACOBS: Lindsay is helping Dan Ryan get to the guardrail and Dan Ryan is using it to finally get back up to his feet. PSYCHO HAS FINALLY READJUSTED HIS MASK AND HE CHARGES RYAN… TROY TELLS RYAN TO TURN AROUND AND RYAN SIDE STEPS PSYCHO AND DROP TOE HOLDS HIM INTO THE STEEL STAIRS!
VIC WATERS: Why didn’t he go for a back body drop?
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan’s back is too messed up to do that right now, and Ryan knows his wrestling better than any big man in this sport.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan slowly gets up and he picks up Psycho and he is rolling him back into the ring.
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan has to take Jacobs momentary mistake and capitalize on it.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan picks Psycho off the ground…. HE LOCKS HIM IN A FULL NELSON AND USING ALL OF HIS STRENGTH TO PUT PRESSURE ON THE BACK OF THE NECK OF PSYCHO!
VIC WATERS: Good move by Ryan, right now his back is all banged up and he can barely move. This gives him a chance to recover a bit before he goes into something else while putting a little wear and tear on Psycho’s body.
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho will never give up, it is not in him, but this will do some damage.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN IS SWINGING PSYCHO AROUND LIKE A RAG DOLL AND TRYING TO WEAR HIM OUT!
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan has to sap some of the aggressiveness out of him, take an edge off of Psycho’s intensity and he is going about it the right where here.
VIC WATERS: Brilliant move by Ryan.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO MULE KICKS RYAN IN THE CROTCH!
JONATHAN MARX: That would be a disqualification normally but this match is no DQ!
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan is bent over in pain, Psycho really caught him off guard… PSYCHO BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND HE YAKUZA KICKS RYAN RIGHT IN THE HEAD!
JONATHAN MARX: Nasty shot by Psycho.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN FALLS BACK AND HIS ARMS ARE TIED UP IN THE FIRST AND SECOND ROPES!
JONATHAN MARX: Of all the luck, nothing is going for Ryan today.
VIC WATERS: Karma may be coming back to bite him in the ass.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho slides out of the ring…. AND HE RIPS A CHAIR FROM OUT UNDER A FAN! Psycho climbs up onto the apron behind Ryan…. PSYCHO NAILS RYAN RIGHT IN THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR AND RYAN IS KNOCKED FREE AND DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH THE JOLT!
JONATHAN MARX: He was locked in good and tight and Psycho hit him with such force that it broke him free.
VIC WATERS: Psycho should fight Ryan like a fan, he shouldn’t be resorting to weapons, they should fight fist to fist.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS TAKING THAT CHAIR INTO THE RING WITH HIM! Psycho is placing the chair right onto the back of Dan Ryan… AND NOW HE IS LOCKING ON A CAMEL CLUTCH AND LEANING HIS WEIGHT ON THE STEEL CHAIR PRESSING IT AGAINST HIS BACK!
JONATHAN MARX: Dan Ryan is tough man, but I don’t know if even he can take all of this.
VIC WATERS: Psycho just doesn’t want to beat Dan Ryan, he wants to end his career.
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REFEREE IS ASKING DAN RYAN IF HE WANTS TO GIVE UP BUT DAN RYAN IS SHAKING HIS HEAD NO!
JONATHAN MARX: Dan Ryan has to be excruciating pain after everything Psycho has done to his back so far.
BRANDON JACOBS: LINDSAY IS YELLING AT RYAN TO HOLD ON!
JONATHAN MARX: Dan Ryan would pass out before he gave up, he doesn’t want to give Psycho the satisfaction of giving up.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN IS STARTING TO USE HIS ARMS TO PULL HIMSELF CLOSER TO THE ROPES….. DAN RYAN IS REACHING OUT…. HE JUST MISSED!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho has him in a good position, but when you are the size of Ryan, it doesn’t take much to get to the ropes to break the hold.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN REACHES OUT…… THIS TIME HE HAS THE BOTTOM ROPE! The ref is putting on the five count! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! Psycho is telling the ref he can count all he wants to, this is no DQ and if Ryan wants to break this, he is going to have to break this on his own!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho has found a loophole and he is taking full advantage of it.
VIC WATERS: Psycho had to have been plotting his revenge for awhile, looking for every little thing he could do to get the best of Ryan despite him being much bigger.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN REACHES OUT WITH HIS OTHER ARM AND NOW HE HAS TWO HANDS ON THE ROPES…. DAN RYAN IS PUSHING HIMSELF INTO THE ROPES AND PSYCHO FINALLY DECIDES TO BREAK THE HOLD!
JONATHAN MARX: Look at Dan Ryan’s back, he got all scraped up from the chair.
VIC WATERS: Psycho wanted his blood on his hands and he has it now.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho picks up Dan Ryan by the hair… PSYCHO IS TRASHING TALKING DAN RYAN RIGHT TO HIS FACE…. DAN RYAN HITS PSYCHO IN THE HEAD WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE!
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan nearly took out his teeth with that shot.
VIC WATERS: He has taken so much abuse without being able to dish it out, the calm and cool Ryan is starting to show some fire.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS STUNNED BY THE ELBOW….. DAN RYAN CHARGES PSYCHO AND HE THIS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND PSYCHO GOES INSIDE OUT!
JONATHAN MARX: Good god, what power…
VIC WATERS: Ryan is only working at half capacity with his back hurting like a *****.
BRANDON JACOBS: Dan Ryan picks up that bloody chair that was on his back and he puts it on the face of Psycho….. DAN RYAN DROPS THE LEG RIGHT ON TOP OF THE CHAIR!
JONATHAN MARX: Three hundred and thirty seven pounds right down on his throat.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan pushes the chair of Psycho….. RYAN IS GOING FOR THE COVER! The ref goes down to count! 1------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------- PSYCHO GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho is known for taking a ton of punishment, to keep Psycho down for a three, he is going to have to bring out the big guns early and often.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan picks up Psycho…. HE GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT AND HE IS TRYING TO CHOKE HIM OUT WITH ONE HAND AND THOSE BIG HANDS OF RYAN ALMOST ENGULF ALL OF PSYCHO’S NECK!
JONATHAN MARX: He is trying to snap his neck like a twig.
VIC WATERS: Psycho is foolish to anger a man like Ryan, he is lucky that he only robbed him of his title, he could have ended his career as well.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO MANAGES TO BREAK FREE AND HE CHARGES RYAN….. RYAN DUCKS AND HE CATCHES PSYCHO ON HIS BACK….. RYAN DRIVES HIM INTO THE MAT WITH A BURNING HAMMER!
JONATHAN MARX: OH MY GOD…
VIC WATERS: Psycho just had his head spiked into the mat.
JONATHAN MARX: But it looks like it took a toll on Ryan too, he is clutching his back.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan is clutching his back in pain and it is only thing saving Psycho from being pinned right now because Psycho is out like a light.
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan looks like he may have hurt something. He must have been operating on pure instinct when he did that and forgot that his back was in pain.
VIC WATERS: Sometimes adrenaline gets the best of you.
BRANDON JACOBS: TROY SLIDES INTO THE RING AND SHE GRABS RYAN AND LAYS HIM ON TOP OF PSYCHO! She is ordering the ref to make the count!
VIC WATERS: Troy with a heads up move.
JONATHAN MARX: Come on Psycho, kick out of this!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1--------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------ PSYCHO GOT THE SHOULDER UP AGAIN!
JONATHAN MARX: It was this kind of tenaciousness which made Psycho the longest reigning WFW North American Champ in history.
VIC WATERS: With Psycho, it is like sometimes he isn’t even human.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan is in disbelief and Ryan yells at Troy to get out of the ring, he is going to figure out a way to put Psycho out himself.
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan knows that beating Psycho himself will make the pain of losing even greater to the man he cost his title.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan is getting up…. AND HE IS CALLING FOR THE HUMILITY BOMB TO FINISH PSYCHO OFF ONCE AND FOR ALL! He picks Psycho up the hair… PSYCHO GRABS THE REFEREE AS RYAN GOES TO LIFT PSYCHO FOR THE HUMILITY BOMB AND RYAN LOSES HIS GRIP PSYCHO FALLS DOWN ONTO THE REFEREE!
JONATHAN MARX: That ref got owned.
VIC WATERS: And he is pancake too…
BRANDON JACOBS: A FRUSTRATED RYAN PICKS PSYCHO OFF THE REFEREE…. PSYCHO REACHES UP AND HE RAKES THE EYES OF RYAN!
JONATHAN MARX: Both of those moves would have been an automatically disqualification under normal circumstances, but because Felix Red made this no DQ, he can do anything he wants.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO KICKS RYAN IN THE MIDSECTION…. HE HOOKS THE ARMS OF DAN RYAN AND HE DELIVERS A TIGER DRIVER INTO THE MAT!
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan has to be dead after that!
VIC WATERS: Ryan has a thick neck but that move may have been too much for him.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS MAKING THE COVER ON RYAN AND IS TRYING TO GET THE REFEREE THE COUNT! The barely conscious referee is slowly trying to get over to Ryan to make the count….
JONATHAN MARX: Come on ref, we don’t pay you by the hour!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF MAKES THE COUNT! 1-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------------- LINDSAY TROY PULLS THE REFEREE OUT BEFORE HE CAN MAKE THE THREE!
JONATHAN MARX: OH COME ON! HE HAD HIM!
VIC WATERS: Ryan is barely moving…
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS COMING OUT OF THE RING AND HE IS COMING AFTER LINDSAY TROY BUT LINDSAY HASN’T BEEN IN THE WAR HE HAS BEEN IN SO SHE HAS A TWO OR THREE GOOD LENGTHS ON HIM!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho is going to catch her eventually and when he does, may god have mercy on her soul.
VIC WATERS: Ryan is starting to get back up…
BRANDON JACOBS: TROY SLIDES INTO THE RING AND PSYCHO COMES IN AFTER HER…. RYAN CATCHES PSYCHO WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho got caught off guard by Ryan and Ryan made him pay.
VIC WATERS: Ryan and Troy out smarted him.
JONATHAN MARX: They are blatantly double teaming him, tell me how that is fair? Isn’t it enough that Psycho has to face a man that is six seven, three hundred and thirty seven pounds?
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan’s back is sore and ask Troy to slide in a table from underneath the ring. Troy looks under the ring and she grabs a wooden table and she slides it into the ring. RYAN STARTS SETTING UP THE TABLE AND HE IS CALLING TO THE CROWD THAT HE IS GOING TO FINISH PSYCHO OFF WITH A HUMILITY BOMB!
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan doesn’t need a table to do that. That move is enough to cripple any normal man without a table.
VIC WATERS: This is the beginning of the end for Psycho.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN PICKS PSYCHO UP OFF THE MAT AND LIFTS HIM UP HIGH IN THE AIR FOR THE FOR THE HUMILITY BOMB….. PSYCHO REACHES INTO HIS TRUNKS AND PULLS OUT A FORK AND HE STARTS STABBING RYAN IN THE HEAD WITH THE FORK!
CROWD: BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS!
JONATHAN MARX: I didn’t realize Psycho put that in his trunks when he was done with it.
VIC WATERS: Psycho is one insane mofo.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN CAN’T HOLD PSYCHO AND HE RYAN FALLS DOWN AND THE BACK OF HIS HEAD HITS THE MAT HARD!
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan took a hell of a bump to the back of the head.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO PICKS UP RYAN….. HE HITS HIM WITH THE DDT! Psycho is calling for the referee to get back in here so he can finish Ryan off for good!
JONATHAN MARX: The ref needs to becareful not to let Lindsay pull him out of the ring again. He has to make sure he is safe to make the count or Psycho will be an unhappy camper.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho is picking up Ryan….. PSYCHO IS PLACING DAN RYAN ON THE TABLE AND HE IS HEADED OVER TO THE CORNER AND HE IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP!
JONATHAN MARX: If I am right, and I think I am, this could be the Psycho Flight.
VIC WATERS: If it is, Ryan is toast.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS PERCHED AT THE TOP AND LINDSAY RUNS OVER AND SHE GRABS THE LEG OF PSYCHO! Psycho is trying to shake Lindsay off of his leg.
JONATHAN MARX: If she lets go, this match is over.
VIC WATERS: DON’T GO LINDSAY!
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO BREAKS FREE FROM LINDSAY GRASP AND HE FLIES OFF WITH THE PSYCHO FLIGHT…. RYAN ROLLS OFF THE TABLE AND PSYCHO CRASHES THROUGH!
CROWD: BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS!
JONATHAN MARX: Oh man, Psycho may have killed himself on that one.
VIC WATERS: Psycho looks like he is bad shape right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN CRAWLS OVER AND HE MAKES THE COVER ON PSYCHO! The ref goes down to count!
JONATHAN MARX: I don’t know how Psycho can, but I hope he find a way.
BRANDON JACOBS: 1----------------------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------ PSYCHO KICKS OUT RIGHT BEFORE THE THREE!
JONATHAN MARX: How is Psycho doing this?!
VIC WATERS: This is why Psycho retire Doc for nearly a year after that Rage in the Cage match.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan has a look of anger on his face….. RYAN PICKS UP THE BLOODY CHAIR IN THE RING AND HE OPENS IT UP….
JONATHAN MARX: Oh no.
VIC WATERS: This is ****ing insane.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN LIFTS UP PSYCHO AND HE DROPS HIM ON THE STEEL CHAIR WITH A HUMILITY BOMB BREAKING THE CHAIR IN TWO!
JONATHAN MARX: God.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN MAKES THE COVER! 1-----------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------------3!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of the match and according to the stipulations set by Felix Red…. THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE WFW NORTH AMERICAN TITLE …. “THE EGO BUSTER” DAN RYAN!
JONATHAN MARX: Oh man, Felix Red must have made a deal that Ryan would agree to the No DQ stipulation as long as Ryan got a WFW North American Title shot if he won.
VIC WATERS: Ryan must have had him in a tough spot.
BRANDON JACOBS: This just adds insult to injury for Psycho, Psycho got screwed tonight by Lindsay Troy's interference and now Ryan is getting a title shot at the title he stole from him at Christmas. Psycho will not be pleased.
VIC WATERS: Well if there is anyone as close to insane as Psycho, it is El Arco Iris. Dan Ryan has never faced anyone like him before.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, when we comeback, management has flipped the WFW World Heavyweight Title and FAO match around because of a favor granted to Thirteen because he claimed his partner was having some back trouble and needed a bit more time getting ready…. So when we return, COPYCAT AND STEVE SAVOY WILL BATTLE IN A WINTER WONDERLAND MATCH WITH THE WINNER WALKING OUT THE WFW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…. STAY TUNED!
JONATHAN MARX: I heard during the break that Psycho has petitioned this match to be a no disqualification match and Felix Red granted his requests but rumor has it Dan Ryan may have gotten something in return.
VIC WATERS: That is a damn good idea, we all saw what happened earlier when Noble Sheik came out here all out of control. It is the only way this match won’t end with some disqualification.
JONATHAN MARX: While I don’t agree with Psycho’s tactics earlier, I do agree with Felix Red decision even if he was taking care of another member of LOVE. Psycho should have a chance to go one on one with Dan Ryan no holds barred and have his chance get revenge.
BRANDON JACOBS: How is fair to Dan Ryan though to get attacked in the parking lot and then Psycho who is playing by his own rules gets Felix Red to change the stipulation of his match? LOVE already got rid of Maelstrom and Sands, when is enough enough?
JONATHAN MARX: No offense to Maelstrom, but I really think he got played for a sucker by Ryan and he got set up to take the fall while Dan Ryan is walking around with a smile on his face no even trying to get Maelstrom or Sands rehired. In a way, Ryan took out three men at Christmas Card so I don’t think of him as an angel.
BRANDON JACOBS: Why would he setup Maelstrom & Sands to take the fall though? They were his partners.
JONATHAN MARX: That I haven’t put together yet. But another thing that makes me suspicious is that Dan Ryan and Lindsay Troy were not fired for their part in the attack and they did as much as those two.
BRANDON JACOBS: That is a good point, but I’ll give Ryan the benefit of the doubt. I don’t think this was all some great conspiracy by him, although someone like Bloodhunt could connect the dots with what is there to make it seem like there is more there than there is.
VIC WATERS: You just absorbed in your love for Dan Ryan because he is one of the best big men ever in this sport.
BRANDON JACOBS: That may be part of it, but I don’t think Dan Ryan is this great Satan that you are portraying him to be.
JONATHAN MARX: What do you call a man who steals the most cherished possession of a man named Psycho? He was looking to start a war.
BRANDON JACOBS: This is going to be a war for the ages, lets stop all the talking and send this match down to ringside and get things underway!
(Cue up: "Zero" by Smashing Pumpkins.)
RING ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS NO DISQUALIFICATION! Introducing first, the former GXW and CSWA World Heavyweight Champion, standing at six foot seven, three hundred and thirty seven pounds….. “THE EGO BUSTER” DAN RYAN!
(Thunderous crowd pop)
(CUT TO: 'Ego Buster' flashes across the screen in rapid contrasting black and white. CUT TO: Dan Ryan gorrilla presses Kevin Powers from inside the ring to the floor below. CUT TO: The word "YOU" flashes on the screen. CUT TO: Dan Ryan throws 'Living Legend' Mark Windham from the second level of Key Arena down to the first level. CUT TO: the word "ARE". CUT TO: Dan Ryan clotheslines 'Cocky' Craig Miles, nearly taking his head off. CUT TO: the word "BUSTED" CUT TO: rapid shots of Dan Ryan pulverizing opponents with the Humility Bomb, a last ride power bomb landing high angle on the neck.)
(Ryan walks down to ringside as pyro erupts along the ramp beside him with the lovely Lindsay Troy. He rolls under the bottom rope and climbs a corner turnbuckle and simply glares through the sunglasses into the crowd.)
(CUEUP: “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osbourne)
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, the longest reigning WFW North American Champion of alltime and a former WFW World Heavyweight Champion, PSCYHO!
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sycho runs down into the ring and immediately attacks Dan Ryan::*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO JUMPS ONTO THE STANDING DAN RYAN AND STARTS PUNCHING HIM IN THE HEAD WITH CLOSED PUNCHES…
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho is out for blood tonight and he wants to knock Ryan down to size.
VIC WATERS: If Psycho doesn’t control his anger, Ryan is going to use his smarts to win this when he eventually does make his mistake.
JONATHAN MARX: It is hard to control yourself when you’ve had happen to you what happened to Psycho.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN IS STUMBLING BACK…. RYAN IS TRYING TO KEEP HIS BALANCE BUT RYAN AND PSYCHO TUMBLE OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!
JONATHAN MARX: Underneath those mats is the unforgiving ice that makes Rockefeller Center so memorable.
VIC WATERS: Those two took a hell of a tumble to the floor.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho is getting up, but Dan Ryan is clutching his back.
JONATHAN MARX: When he crashed down on the ground, he hit the same place that Psycho attacked when he jumped him in the parking lot.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS LOOKING UNDERNEATH THE RING FOR SOMETHING….
JONATHAN MARX: What is Psycho looking for?
VIC WATERS: I don’t know, all that is under there usually is tools used to take down the ring after the show.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS PULLING OUT A BAG AND IT LOOKS HE HAS A BAG FULL OF WEAPONS…
JONATHAN MARX: Someone must have placed them there during the break.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO JUST PULLED OUT A SINGAPORE CANE!
JONATHAN MARX: I got hit by one of those in my early days of the IWF and it hurt like hell for days and I had welts all over my back.
VIC WATERS: And I doubt he was as pissed as Psycho…
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS REPEATEDLY WHIPPING HIM WITH THAT SINGAPORE CANE IN THE BACK AND RYAN IS TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY BUT PSYCHO ISN’T LETTING HIM GET FAR!
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan would try to get up, but is in agony right now and every time he tries, Psycho hits him with another shot.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho drops the Singapore cane and he is going back into the bag….. PSYCHO IS PULLING OUT A FORK!
JONATHAN MARX: I thought people were done with forks after Noble Sheik left.
VIC WATERS: Somewhere John Doe is watching this match knowing exactly what Dan Ryan is going for.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO TACKLES DAN RYAN AND HE STARTS RAKING THE FORK ON THE WELTS ON RYAN’S BACK AND HE IS MAKING IT A BLOODY MESS!
JONATHAN MARX: Good god, isn’t beating someone with a Singapore cane enough?
VIC WATERS: This isn’t even enough for Psycho.
BRANDON JACOBS: LINDSAY TROY RACES AROUND FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING AND JUMPS ONTO THE BACK OF PSYCHO!
JONATHAN MARX: Lindsay is trying to save her guy, if Psycho is allowed to do all he wants, he might just be the one to put Ryan out of this sport and Lindsay isn’t going to allow that.
BRANDON JACOBS: LINDSAY GRABS THE MASK OF PSYCHO AND SHE TURNS IT 90 DEGREES SO HE CAN’T SEE! Lindsay lets go of Psycho and she goes to the side of Ryan to help him out.
JONATHAN MARX: Lindsay is using her brain, when you are facing a masked man, if you go after that mask, you can buy yourself some time.
VIC WATERS: Lindsay is a woman after my own heart.
BRANDON JACOBS: Lindsay is helping Dan Ryan get to the guardrail and Dan Ryan is using it to finally get back up to his feet. PSYCHO HAS FINALLY READJUSTED HIS MASK AND HE CHARGES RYAN… TROY TELLS RYAN TO TURN AROUND AND RYAN SIDE STEPS PSYCHO AND DROP TOE HOLDS HIM INTO THE STEEL STAIRS!
VIC WATERS: Why didn’t he go for a back body drop?
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan’s back is too messed up to do that right now, and Ryan knows his wrestling better than any big man in this sport.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan slowly gets up and he picks up Psycho and he is rolling him back into the ring.
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan has to take Jacobs momentary mistake and capitalize on it.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan picks Psycho off the ground…. HE LOCKS HIM IN A FULL NELSON AND USING ALL OF HIS STRENGTH TO PUT PRESSURE ON THE BACK OF THE NECK OF PSYCHO!
VIC WATERS: Good move by Ryan, right now his back is all banged up and he can barely move. This gives him a chance to recover a bit before he goes into something else while putting a little wear and tear on Psycho’s body.
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho will never give up, it is not in him, but this will do some damage.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN IS SWINGING PSYCHO AROUND LIKE A RAG DOLL AND TRYING TO WEAR HIM OUT!
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan has to sap some of the aggressiveness out of him, take an edge off of Psycho’s intensity and he is going about it the right where here.
VIC WATERS: Brilliant move by Ryan.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO MULE KICKS RYAN IN THE CROTCH!
JONATHAN MARX: That would be a disqualification normally but this match is no DQ!
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan is bent over in pain, Psycho really caught him off guard… PSYCHO BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND HE YAKUZA KICKS RYAN RIGHT IN THE HEAD!
JONATHAN MARX: Nasty shot by Psycho.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN FALLS BACK AND HIS ARMS ARE TIED UP IN THE FIRST AND SECOND ROPES!
JONATHAN MARX: Of all the luck, nothing is going for Ryan today.
VIC WATERS: Karma may be coming back to bite him in the ass.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho slides out of the ring…. AND HE RIPS A CHAIR FROM OUT UNDER A FAN! Psycho climbs up onto the apron behind Ryan…. PSYCHO NAILS RYAN RIGHT IN THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR AND RYAN IS KNOCKED FREE AND DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH THE JOLT!
JONATHAN MARX: He was locked in good and tight and Psycho hit him with such force that it broke him free.
VIC WATERS: Psycho should fight Ryan like a fan, he shouldn’t be resorting to weapons, they should fight fist to fist.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS TAKING THAT CHAIR INTO THE RING WITH HIM! Psycho is placing the chair right onto the back of Dan Ryan… AND NOW HE IS LOCKING ON A CAMEL CLUTCH AND LEANING HIS WEIGHT ON THE STEEL CHAIR PRESSING IT AGAINST HIS BACK!
JONATHAN MARX: Dan Ryan is tough man, but I don’t know if even he can take all of this.
VIC WATERS: Psycho just doesn’t want to beat Dan Ryan, he wants to end his career.
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REFEREE IS ASKING DAN RYAN IF HE WANTS TO GIVE UP BUT DAN RYAN IS SHAKING HIS HEAD NO!
JONATHAN MARX: Dan Ryan has to be excruciating pain after everything Psycho has done to his back so far.
BRANDON JACOBS: LINDSAY IS YELLING AT RYAN TO HOLD ON!
JONATHAN MARX: Dan Ryan would pass out before he gave up, he doesn’t want to give Psycho the satisfaction of giving up.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN IS STARTING TO USE HIS ARMS TO PULL HIMSELF CLOSER TO THE ROPES….. DAN RYAN IS REACHING OUT…. HE JUST MISSED!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho has him in a good position, but when you are the size of Ryan, it doesn’t take much to get to the ropes to break the hold.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN REACHES OUT…… THIS TIME HE HAS THE BOTTOM ROPE! The ref is putting on the five count! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! Psycho is telling the ref he can count all he wants to, this is no DQ and if Ryan wants to break this, he is going to have to break this on his own!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho has found a loophole and he is taking full advantage of it.
VIC WATERS: Psycho had to have been plotting his revenge for awhile, looking for every little thing he could do to get the best of Ryan despite him being much bigger.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN REACHES OUT WITH HIS OTHER ARM AND NOW HE HAS TWO HANDS ON THE ROPES…. DAN RYAN IS PUSHING HIMSELF INTO THE ROPES AND PSYCHO FINALLY DECIDES TO BREAK THE HOLD!
JONATHAN MARX: Look at Dan Ryan’s back, he got all scraped up from the chair.
VIC WATERS: Psycho wanted his blood on his hands and he has it now.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho picks up Dan Ryan by the hair… PSYCHO IS TRASHING TALKING DAN RYAN RIGHT TO HIS FACE…. DAN RYAN HITS PSYCHO IN THE HEAD WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE!
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan nearly took out his teeth with that shot.
VIC WATERS: He has taken so much abuse without being able to dish it out, the calm and cool Ryan is starting to show some fire.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS STUNNED BY THE ELBOW….. DAN RYAN CHARGES PSYCHO AND HE THIS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND PSYCHO GOES INSIDE OUT!
JONATHAN MARX: Good god, what power…
VIC WATERS: Ryan is only working at half capacity with his back hurting like a *****.
BRANDON JACOBS: Dan Ryan picks up that bloody chair that was on his back and he puts it on the face of Psycho….. DAN RYAN DROPS THE LEG RIGHT ON TOP OF THE CHAIR!
JONATHAN MARX: Three hundred and thirty seven pounds right down on his throat.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan pushes the chair of Psycho….. RYAN IS GOING FOR THE COVER! The ref goes down to count! 1------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------- PSYCHO GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho is known for taking a ton of punishment, to keep Psycho down for a three, he is going to have to bring out the big guns early and often.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan picks up Psycho…. HE GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT AND HE IS TRYING TO CHOKE HIM OUT WITH ONE HAND AND THOSE BIG HANDS OF RYAN ALMOST ENGULF ALL OF PSYCHO’S NECK!
JONATHAN MARX: He is trying to snap his neck like a twig.
VIC WATERS: Psycho is foolish to anger a man like Ryan, he is lucky that he only robbed him of his title, he could have ended his career as well.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO MANAGES TO BREAK FREE AND HE CHARGES RYAN….. RYAN DUCKS AND HE CATCHES PSYCHO ON HIS BACK….. RYAN DRIVES HIM INTO THE MAT WITH A BURNING HAMMER!
JONATHAN MARX: OH MY GOD…
VIC WATERS: Psycho just had his head spiked into the mat.
JONATHAN MARX: But it looks like it took a toll on Ryan too, he is clutching his back.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan is clutching his back in pain and it is only thing saving Psycho from being pinned right now because Psycho is out like a light.
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan looks like he may have hurt something. He must have been operating on pure instinct when he did that and forgot that his back was in pain.
VIC WATERS: Sometimes adrenaline gets the best of you.
BRANDON JACOBS: TROY SLIDES INTO THE RING AND SHE GRABS RYAN AND LAYS HIM ON TOP OF PSYCHO! She is ordering the ref to make the count!
VIC WATERS: Troy with a heads up move.
JONATHAN MARX: Come on Psycho, kick out of this!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1--------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------ PSYCHO GOT THE SHOULDER UP AGAIN!
JONATHAN MARX: It was this kind of tenaciousness which made Psycho the longest reigning WFW North American Champ in history.
VIC WATERS: With Psycho, it is like sometimes he isn’t even human.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan is in disbelief and Ryan yells at Troy to get out of the ring, he is going to figure out a way to put Psycho out himself.
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan knows that beating Psycho himself will make the pain of losing even greater to the man he cost his title.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan is getting up…. AND HE IS CALLING FOR THE HUMILITY BOMB TO FINISH PSYCHO OFF ONCE AND FOR ALL! He picks Psycho up the hair… PSYCHO GRABS THE REFEREE AS RYAN GOES TO LIFT PSYCHO FOR THE HUMILITY BOMB AND RYAN LOSES HIS GRIP PSYCHO FALLS DOWN ONTO THE REFEREE!
JONATHAN MARX: That ref got owned.
VIC WATERS: And he is pancake too…
BRANDON JACOBS: A FRUSTRATED RYAN PICKS PSYCHO OFF THE REFEREE…. PSYCHO REACHES UP AND HE RAKES THE EYES OF RYAN!
JONATHAN MARX: Both of those moves would have been an automatically disqualification under normal circumstances, but because Felix Red made this no DQ, he can do anything he wants.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO KICKS RYAN IN THE MIDSECTION…. HE HOOKS THE ARMS OF DAN RYAN AND HE DELIVERS A TIGER DRIVER INTO THE MAT!
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan has to be dead after that!
VIC WATERS: Ryan has a thick neck but that move may have been too much for him.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS MAKING THE COVER ON RYAN AND IS TRYING TO GET THE REFEREE THE COUNT! The barely conscious referee is slowly trying to get over to Ryan to make the count….
JONATHAN MARX: Come on ref, we don’t pay you by the hour!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF MAKES THE COUNT! 1-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------------- LINDSAY TROY PULLS THE REFEREE OUT BEFORE HE CAN MAKE THE THREE!
JONATHAN MARX: OH COME ON! HE HAD HIM!
VIC WATERS: Ryan is barely moving…
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS COMING OUT OF THE RING AND HE IS COMING AFTER LINDSAY TROY BUT LINDSAY HASN’T BEEN IN THE WAR HE HAS BEEN IN SO SHE HAS A TWO OR THREE GOOD LENGTHS ON HIM!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho is going to catch her eventually and when he does, may god have mercy on her soul.
VIC WATERS: Ryan is starting to get back up…
BRANDON JACOBS: TROY SLIDES INTO THE RING AND PSYCHO COMES IN AFTER HER…. RYAN CATCHES PSYCHO WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho got caught off guard by Ryan and Ryan made him pay.
VIC WATERS: Ryan and Troy out smarted him.
JONATHAN MARX: They are blatantly double teaming him, tell me how that is fair? Isn’t it enough that Psycho has to face a man that is six seven, three hundred and thirty seven pounds?
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan’s back is sore and ask Troy to slide in a table from underneath the ring. Troy looks under the ring and she grabs a wooden table and she slides it into the ring. RYAN STARTS SETTING UP THE TABLE AND HE IS CALLING TO THE CROWD THAT HE IS GOING TO FINISH PSYCHO OFF WITH A HUMILITY BOMB!
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan doesn’t need a table to do that. That move is enough to cripple any normal man without a table.
VIC WATERS: This is the beginning of the end for Psycho.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN PICKS PSYCHO UP OFF THE MAT AND LIFTS HIM UP HIGH IN THE AIR FOR THE FOR THE HUMILITY BOMB….. PSYCHO REACHES INTO HIS TRUNKS AND PULLS OUT A FORK AND HE STARTS STABBING RYAN IN THE HEAD WITH THE FORK!
CROWD: BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS!
JONATHAN MARX: I didn’t realize Psycho put that in his trunks when he was done with it.
VIC WATERS: Psycho is one insane mofo.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN CAN’T HOLD PSYCHO AND HE RYAN FALLS DOWN AND THE BACK OF HIS HEAD HITS THE MAT HARD!
JONATHAN MARX: Ryan took a hell of a bump to the back of the head.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO PICKS UP RYAN….. HE HITS HIM WITH THE DDT! Psycho is calling for the referee to get back in here so he can finish Ryan off for good!
JONATHAN MARX: The ref needs to becareful not to let Lindsay pull him out of the ring again. He has to make sure he is safe to make the count or Psycho will be an unhappy camper.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho is picking up Ryan….. PSYCHO IS PLACING DAN RYAN ON THE TABLE AND HE IS HEADED OVER TO THE CORNER AND HE IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP!
JONATHAN MARX: If I am right, and I think I am, this could be the Psycho Flight.
VIC WATERS: If it is, Ryan is toast.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS PERCHED AT THE TOP AND LINDSAY RUNS OVER AND SHE GRABS THE LEG OF PSYCHO! Psycho is trying to shake Lindsay off of his leg.
JONATHAN MARX: If she lets go, this match is over.
VIC WATERS: DON’T GO LINDSAY!
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO BREAKS FREE FROM LINDSAY GRASP AND HE FLIES OFF WITH THE PSYCHO FLIGHT…. RYAN ROLLS OFF THE TABLE AND PSYCHO CRASHES THROUGH!
CROWD: BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS!
JONATHAN MARX: Oh man, Psycho may have killed himself on that one.
VIC WATERS: Psycho looks like he is bad shape right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN CRAWLS OVER AND HE MAKES THE COVER ON PSYCHO! The ref goes down to count!
JONATHAN MARX: I don’t know how Psycho can, but I hope he find a way.
BRANDON JACOBS: 1----------------------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------ PSYCHO KICKS OUT RIGHT BEFORE THE THREE!
JONATHAN MARX: How is Psycho doing this?!
VIC WATERS: This is why Psycho retire Doc for nearly a year after that Rage in the Cage match.
BRANDON JACOBS: Ryan has a look of anger on his face….. RYAN PICKS UP THE BLOODY CHAIR IN THE RING AND HE OPENS IT UP….
JONATHAN MARX: Oh no.
VIC WATERS: This is ****ing insane.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN LIFTS UP PSYCHO AND HE DROPS HIM ON THE STEEL CHAIR WITH A HUMILITY BOMB BREAKING THE CHAIR IN TWO!
JONATHAN MARX: God.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN MAKES THE COVER! 1-----------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------------3!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of the match and according to the stipulations set by Felix Red…. THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE WFW NORTH AMERICAN TITLE …. “THE EGO BUSTER” DAN RYAN!
JONATHAN MARX: Oh man, Felix Red must have made a deal that Ryan would agree to the No DQ stipulation as long as Ryan got a WFW North American Title shot if he won.
VIC WATERS: Ryan must have had him in a tough spot.
BRANDON JACOBS: This just adds insult to injury for Psycho, Psycho got screwed tonight by Lindsay Troy's interference and now Ryan is getting a title shot at the title he stole from him at Christmas. Psycho will not be pleased.
VIC WATERS: Well if there is anyone as close to insane as Psycho, it is El Arco Iris. Dan Ryan has never faced anyone like him before.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, when we comeback, management has flipped the WFW World Heavyweight Title and FAO match around because of a favor granted to Thirteen because he claimed his partner was having some back trouble and needed a bit more time getting ready…. So when we return, COPYCAT AND STEVE SAVOY WILL BATTLE IN A WINTER WONDERLAND MATCH WITH THE WINNER WALKING OUT THE WFW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…. STAY TUNED!