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WFW Merrython: Noble Sheik & Golem vs. Doe & Pulsar

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JONATHAN MARX: This has been a tag team match I have been looking forward too since the day it was announced.

BRANDON JACOBS: Back when I was a kid watching NGEN TV, when Sheik came out I was scared for my life because you never knew what crazy things Sheik would do.

JONATHAN MARX: Sheik even scared the old guys to death and those guys were a lot harder to scare. He went above and beyond what even hardcore wrestling was.

VIC WATERS: I was talking to Black Rose earlier tonight who regularly dines on a diet of war and red meat and he told me he is back to packing heat because Sheik is around.

JONATHAN MARX: That is just what we need, a paranoid partying and packing Black Rose in fear of his life backstage.

VIC WATERS: People are getting all worked up over nothing. Noble Sheik is ten years older now and he has to have mellowed some. He can’t be as crazy as he was before. John Doe is taking the right tact. He isn’t scared of Noble Sheik and he isn’t going to let him get into his head.

JONATHAN MARX: After everything Pulsar has been involved in against Mighty Impala, I can’t imagine it being anymore terrifying than having your sister as the hostage of a foreign government so he is one of the best men to be teaming with Doe tonight.

BRANDON JACOBS: As if the Noble Sheik isn’t enough, he will have in his corner a man who almost won the WFW North American Title on more than one occasion and that is none other than Golem.

JONATHAN MARX: I always thought Golem was going to be the one to beat Psycho for his title but Psycho refused to lose and if it wasn’t for that brutal attack by Dan Ryan, Psycho would still be champion to this day.

BRANDON JACOBS: Golem wants to show the whole world is back on the right track and a good showing tonight is the first step to success.

VIC WATERS: I can’t wait to see Golem pop El Arco Iris’ head like a grape. That will be the highlight of the year for me.

JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris has turned to the darkside and you still don’t like him?

VIC WATERS: A nut is a nut is a nut…
BRANDON JACOBS: It is time for both sides to nut out because the action is about to begin, lets send this down to ringside and get this one underway!

(CUEUP: “Whiskey in a jar – Metallica)

RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, the king of the six man tag and one of the most popular wrestlers ever from down under, PULSAR!

::pulsar walks down to the ring to a huge ovation from the crowd and enters the ring::

(CUEUP: "The Day The World Went Away" by Nine Inch Nails)

RING ANNOUNCER: And now the first member of the opposing team, a man who has taken Psycho to the brink in some of the wildest matches ever in the WFW, GOLEM!

::Golem walks down to a mixed reaction from the crowd and enters the ring::

(CUEUP: “"Who Said" By Planet Funk)

RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, one of the most promising wrestlers in wrestling today and a current member of DREDD…. JOHN DOE!

::John Doe walks down the aisle to a huge pop from the crowd and enters the ring::

(CUEUP:"Black Sabbath" by Black Sabbath)

RING ANNOUNCER: And last but not least, making his comeback after ten years away from the sport, one of the most violent men ever to step into the squared circle and a former NGEN Mr. Vicious Champion….. NOBLE SHEIK!

::The Noble Sheik walks down to the ring in his robe and several fans move away from the ring as he glares at the audience and enters::

*bell rings*

BRANDON JACOBS: NOBLE SHEIK TAKES OFF HIS ROBE AND HE THROWS THE SALT HE WAS CONCEALING RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF DOE AND PULSAR!

JONATHAN MARX: Good god!

BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM TRIES TO JUMP NOBLE SHEIK BUT NOBLE SHEIK PUSHES HIM DOWN AND HE TAKES A FORK OUT OF HIS TRUNKS!

VIC WATERS: Oh man…

BRANDON JACOBS: NOBLE SHEIK RUSHES DOE AND HE STARTS RAMMING DOE IN THE FOREHEAD WITH THE FORK BUSTING HIM OPEN! THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!

RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of the match by disqualification…. JOHN DOE AND PULSAR!

JONATHAN MARX: Blood is coming out of Doe like a faucet!

BRANDON JACOBS: A BLINDED DOE FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! DOE IS HEADED FOR THE GUARDRAIL AND HE IS TRYING TO ESCAPE THROUGH THE CROWD! Noble Sheik is running after him with the fork!

JONATHAN MARX: Doe provoked him by calling him a has been, but Noble Sheik is really going too far.

VIC WATERS: I knew it was going to happen, Sheik has just lost control like Black Rose said he would.

BRANDON JACOBS: A pissed off Golem is in the ring and is yelling at Sheik for getting him disqualified. The ref is trying to help Pulsar who is desperately trying to get the salt out of his eyes but it is still burning him like hell. GOLEM PUSHES THE REFEREE OUT OF THE WAY AND HE LOCKS THE CLAW ON BLINDED PULSAR AND PULSAR IS BEGINNING TO CHOKE!

JONATHAN MARX: I know Golem is upset about what Sheik did to him, but is this really necessary?

BRANDON JACOBS: THE NOBLE SHEIK TACKLES DOE IN THE CROWD AND HE STARTS ATTACKING HIM AGAIN WITH THE FORK! Doe is trying to wrestle the fork out of his hand before it does any more damage but Doe is bleeding like a stuck pig!

JONATHAN MARX: Thankfully this crowd is giving them enough room. I wouldn’t want anyone else to suffer the Noble Sheik’s wrath.

BRANDON JACOBS: MEANWHILE, PULSAR IS CHOKING IN THE RING AS GOLEM HAS THAT CLAW LOCKED ON AND IT APPEARS BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH! The referee is trying to pull him…. HE FINALLY DOES BUT PULSAR COLLAPSES ON THE GROUND!

VIC WATERS: The old Golem is back and hopefully he has his eyes on El Arco Iris.

JONATHAN MARX: This is vintage Golem, he is coming back to finish the job he started when he came within a quarter of a second of beating Psycho.

BRANDON JACOBS: DOE FINALLY HAS KNOCKED THE FORK OUT OF NOBLE SHEIK’S HAND AND THEY ARE BRAWLING THROUGH THE CROWD! THIS HAS JUST GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL!

JONATHAN MARX: I wonder what provoked Noble Sheik, he is usually violent, but took it to a whole new level tonight.

VIC WATERS: I don’t know, but it looked like Sheik was on a mission tonight.

BRANDON JACOBS: Golem is finally leaving the ring. Someone needs to get Pulsar some help, he came out here expecting a match and then he got this.

JONATHAN MARX: Pulsar has put two wins together back to back, but I doubt if he wanted it this way.

BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we need to get things under control, when we comeback, Felix Red is going to go one on one with the former NFW World Heavyweight Champion Bloodhunt, STAY TUNED!
 

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