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WFW Merrython: Johnson & Rage vs. Luster & Unnamed Bastard

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BRANDON JACOBS: Welcome back and it is now time for our first tag match of the evening, young Ohio Buckeye upstart Steve Johnson will be teaming with Aaron Rage against the team of the Unnamed Bastard and Luster.

JONATHAN MARX: This could be a really violent encounter, the Unnamed Bastard has to be looking for revenge for costing him the BAD World Heavyweight Title shot after Steve Johnson outwitted him in order to win the match.

BRANDON JACOBS: There has been an explosion of technical wrestlers over the last couple of years and I think Steve Johnson has something which separates him from the pack. He combines all of the technical skill he learned as an amateur wrestling for Ohio State with a hell of a mind that lets him stay two or three steps ahead of the next guy.

JONATHAN MARX: When you combine Johnson’s technical prowess with the size and power of Aaron Rage, that makes for a combination that is going to cause a lot of trouble for UB and Luster.

VIC WATERS: Wait a minute… I think you are sort of underrating the Unnamed Bastard and Luster. Johnson and Rage may have a lot of potential, but that is all it is right now, potential. The Unnamed Bastard has a WFW veteran like Luster in his corner to help reel Unnamed Bastard in a bit so he doesn’t go too far and if there is anyone who knows how to make things happen, it is Luster. Luster has been the straw the stirs the drink here in WFW.

BRANDON JACOBS: Luster has all the skill, but his wild life style holds him back. He always comes in exhausted after his wild nights of debauchery. He is lucky that he wins as much as he does.

JONATHAN MARX: Luster needs a mentor to show him on the straight and narrow so he finally cleans up his lifestyle.

VIC WATERS: You two squares think just because you do a little partying that it is some black mark against you. Luster does what he wants and he isn’t going to let the WFW dictate what he does and for the record… for the both the Edmunds and Felix Red administration, not a single person has failed a drug test in this company.

JONATHAN MARX: I find that hard to believe.

VIC WATERS: Ever since Edmunds hired Mary Jane as resident nurse, this company hasn’t been happier. Hell, Melton has only been here a couple of shows and his glaucoma has miraculously cleared up.


BRANDON JACOBS: You can’t argue with antidotal evidence. Folks, let get this match started and send this one down to ringside!

(CUEUP: “"My Way" - Limp Bizkit)

RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, standing at over six five…. From Melbourne, Australia, the former VSCF Street Fighting Champion…… AARON RAGE!

::Rage walks down to the cheers of the crowd and enters the ring::

(CUEUP: “Star Wars Theme”)

RING ANNOUNCER: Standing at well over six foot six, from parts unknown, background unknown, a mountain of pure chaos and destruction…. THE UNNAMED BASTARD!

::the crowd boos Unnamed Bastard without mercy as he walks slowly down to ringside::

(CUEUP: “Won’t Back Down” by Tom Petty)

RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Columbus, Ohio… an all american amateur wrestler, the only Ohio State Graduate wrestling in the WFW…. STEVE JOHNSON!

::Johnson walks down to the ring to “Lets Go Buckeyes” chants::

(CUEUP: “"Funkytown" by Disco Fever)

RING ANNOUNCER: And last but not least, the man who helped end Hart’s WFW World Heavyweight Title reign and the sexiest man in all of WFW, from Atlanta, Georgia… LUSTER!

::Luster comes down dancing to the ring as the crowd cheers loudly::

*bell rings*

BRANDON JACOBS: Steve Johnson and the Unnamed Bastard are going to start things.

JONATHAN MARX: It looks like we aren’t going to have to wait to see these two try to settle things.

VIC WATERS: Poor, poor Buckeye.

BRANDON JACOBS: THE UNNAMED BASTARD RUSHES STEVE JOHNSON AND HE GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR WITH BOTH HANDS AND HE BEGINS TO SHAKE HIM LIKE A RAG DOLL BY THE HEAD!

JONATHAN MARX: U.B. is taking an unorthodox approach to a very orthodox wrestler.

VIC WATERS: Bastard knows that he can’t match moves with Johnson, but he can make this a war and kick his ass.

BRANDON JACOBS: UNNAMED BASTARD PLANTS HIM DOWN ON THE MAT AND JOHNSON GRABS AFTER HE LANDS HARD ON HIS BACK! Unnamed Bastard starts kicking Johnson right in the back with those oversized boots of his!

VIC WATERS: The bastard is living up to his name.

JONATHAN MARX: There is no call for this…

VIC WATERS: He cost him the BAD World Heavyweight Title shot, imagine being the one to dethrone Wells after nearly a year run, that will make him the talk of all of wrestling.

BRANDON JACOBS: THE UNNAMED BASTARD PULLS HIM OFF OF THE MAT AND SHOVES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE ROPES! HE IS USING THAT TOP ROPE TO TRY TO CHOKE HIM OUT!

JONATHAN MARX: There ref needs to get in there and make him break the count, this match isn’t under Boston Area Destruction rules.

VIC WATERS: Would you like to be the man who tells Bastard to back down?

BRANDON JACOBS: The ref is trying to keep his distance…. AARON RAGE RUNS IN AND HE CLOTHESLINES THE UNNAMED BASTARD OVER THE TOP ROPE FROM BEHIND AND BOTH UNNAMED BASTARD AND JOHNSON GO OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASH DOWN ON THE FLOOR!

JONATHAN MARX: Aaron Rage saw the ref wasn’t breaking up the choke so he ran in and did what he could to save his partner.

VIC WATERS: The ref needs to get Rage, he isn’t the legal man.

JONATHAN MARX: Since when do rules concern you?

BRANDON JACOBS: AARON RAGE IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE…. The Unnamed Bastard who is dazed is trying to get up….. THE UNNAMED BASTARD TURNS AROUND…. RAGE DIVES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ONTO BASTARD ON THE FLOOR AND HITS HIM WITH THE FLYING FOREARM AND RAGE AND UNNAMED BASTARD TUMBLE OVER THE GUARDRAIL INTO FIRST COUPLE OF ROWS!

JONATHAN MARX: Good god, big men aren’t suppose to fly like that.

VIC WATERS: Rage is one of the most agile big men I’ve ever seen.

BRANDON JACOBS: HERE COMES LUSTER! Steve Johnson is getting up… and he is looks out at Rage and Bastard laid out in the audience and he is trying to figure out what is happening…. LUSTER IS GETTING FROM BEHIND…. JOHNSON TURNS AROUND AND LUSTER CHARGES HIM WITH A SPEAR AND JOHNSON FALLS BACK AND IT SOUNDED LIKE HE CRACKED THE BACK OF HIS SKULL ON THE GUARDRAIL!

JONATHAN MARX: The referee needs to get some order in this match.

BRANDON JACOBS: Aaron Rage is getting back up to his feet and he sees Luster has mounted Johnson and he is pounding on him with right hands so he is going over to help!

JONATHAN MARX: Rage is watching his partners back and the winning team is going to need to do that to win this match with emotions running as high as they are. Both sides want to kill each other.

BRANDON JACOBS: RAGE COMES FROM BEHIND AND HE WAISTLOCKS LUSTER FROM BEHIND… HE HIGH ANGLE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEXS LUSTER RIGHT INTO THE STEEL POST!

JONATHAN MARX: My god.

VIC WATERS: If Unnamed Bastard did that, you’d be booking his reservations in hell right now.

JONATHAN MARX: Rage wants to make sure Luster won’t be a factor in this match.

BRANDON JACOBS: Rage is calling to Johnson to get up… RAGE GRABS THE FEET OF LUSTER AND JOHNSON GRABS THE HEAD…… THEY TAKE LUSTER AND THEY RAM HIM STOMACH FIRST INTO THE POLE!

VIC WATERS: They wrapped him around pole, Luster will be lucky if he doesn’t have a couple of broken ribs after that shot.

BRANDON JACOBS: HERE COMES THE UNNAMED BASTARD AND HE STEPS OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND HE GRABS BOTH JOHNSON AND RAGE BY THE THROAT!

JONATHAN MARX: Luster had them distracted and Bastard came in for the kill.

VIC WATERS: You can’t take your eye off anyone.

BRANDON JACOBS: JOHNSON BREAKS OUT OF THE CHOKE AND HE CHICKEN WINGS THE ARM OF THE BASTARD AS BASTARD IS TRYING TO HOLD ONTO ON TO RAGE!

JONATHAN MARX: Johnson and Rage have him in a very awkward position.

BRANDON JACOBS: JOHNSON IS TRYING TO PRY BASTARD OFF OF RAGE AND HE FINALLY DOES! Rage grabs onto the ropes and he is coughing trying to catch his breath.

VIC WATERS: Bastard may have caused some problems to his larynx when he had on that death grip.

BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson pushes Bastard towards the ring and he is rolling him back in and he is coming back in after him.

JONATHAN MARX: Both legal men are back in the ring finally.

BRANDON JACOBS: Luster is trying to get back to his corner and now Rage is following his lead and trying to get back to his. JOHNSON GRABS THE ARMS OF BASTARD…. DOUBLE ARM DDT RIGHT INTO THE MAT! Johnson is going down for the cover! The ref is going down to count!

JONATHAN MARX: Both partner are down right now, this is the perfect time to strike without having to worry about any interference.

BRANDON JACOBS: 1--------------------------------------------------------------2--------------------------------- UNNAMED BASTARD KICKS OUT!

JONATHAN MARX: Johnson is shaking his head in disbelief, but it was a legit two count.

VIC WATERS: Unnamed Bastard needs to find a way to buy enough time so Luster can recover enough to make the tag and turn this match around.

JONATHAN MARX: Johnson has beaten the big man once and unless something changes soon, it is going to be twice.

BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson picks up Bastard… HE STARTS KNEE LIFTING HIM IN THE CHEST REPEATED TRYING TO WORK OVER THAT MIDSECTION!

JONATHAN MARX: He may be setting him up for a fisherman suplex. If he can weaken the abs of UB, it is going to make it a lot harder for him to kick out.

BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson pushes Bastard in the corner… HE STARTS SHOULDER BLOCKING HIM RIGHT IN THE MIDSECTION REPEATEDLY!

VIC WATERS: Bastard needs to get out of the corner, as big as he is, he is trapped with no where to go.

BRANDON JACOBSS: LUSTER RUNS THE RING APRON AND HE CATCHES JOHNSON WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!

JONATHAN MARX: That is a dirty trick, blind siding someone from behind with an elbow…

VIC WATERS: He was just trying to save his partner from a bad situation.

BRANDON JACOBS: THE REFEREE IS ORDERING LUSTER BACK IN THE CORNER AND HE IS TELLING HIM THE NEXT TIME HE DOES SOMETHING LIKE THAT HE IS GOING TO BE DISQUALIFIED!

VIC WATERS: Damn bias referees, he didn’t threaten to DQ rage when he caused Johnson and Bastard to crash onto the floor.

BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson is grabbing the back of his head…. BASTARD CHARGES AND HE KICKS JOHNSON IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND JOHNSON FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT! Now Bastard is grabbing his side and he looks like he is in an awful lot of pain…

JONATHAN MARX: Johnson did some serious damage before Luster was able to save him. It may be time for the Bastard to make a tag.

BRANDON JACOBS: Bastard goes over Johnson clutching his ribs… BASTARD IS CALLING FOR THE BASTARDIZATION! Bastard drags Johnson to the center of the ring…. BASTARD LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR FOR BASTARDIZATION (BRAINBUSTER) AND DRIVES JOHNSON HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT! The Bastard is grabbing his ribs and he is in a lot of pain, it looks like he may have hurt himself even more.

JONATHAN MARX: He needs to stop all of this foolishness and make the tag already.

VIC WATERS: HE NEEDS TO COVER HIM AND GET THE WIN!

BRANDON JACOBS: THE UNNAMED BASTARD IS GOING FOR THE PIN! The ref goes down to count! 1------------------------------------------------------------------2----------------------------------- JOHNSON GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

JONATHAN MARX: I thought he had him, but UB couldn’t keep him down with his ribs in that bad of shape.

BRANDON JACOBS: Bastard is frustrated and yelling at the referee…. BASTARD PICKS JOHNSON UP BY THE HAIR AND HE IS YELLING IN HIS FACE…. JOHNSON FOREARMS BASTARD IN THE FACE AND CATCHES HIM OFF GUARD!

JONATHAN MARX: Johnson needs to fight his way out of this and make the tag to Rage.

BRANDON JACOBS: JOHNSON GRABS BASTARD AND HE IS LOCKING ON AN ABDOMINAL STRETCH! THE UNNAMED BASTARD IS BELLOWING OUT IN PAIN…

JONATHAN MARX: Normally this move doesn’t have this kind of effect, but with UB possibly having broken ribs, it makes the pain one hundred times worse.

VIC WATERS: And maybe more…

BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF IS CHECKING TO SEE IF HE WANTS TO GIVE UP AND THE BASTARD IS YELLING AT LUSTER TO GET HIS ASS OVER TO HELP HIM!

JONATHAN MARX: Come on Johnson hold it on.

VIC WATERS: Rage is poised to run in if Luster makes a move, both Luster and Rage are looking for their opportunity.

BRANDON JACOBS: LUSTER IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE FOR A MISSILE DROPKICK AND RAGE SHOUTS TO JOHNSON TO TURN AROUND…. LUSTER FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE BUT JOHNSON LETS GO OF THE UNNAMED BASTARD AND BASTARDS GETS HIT WITH THE DROPKICK!

VIC WATERS: NO DAMN IT!

BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson staggers over to his corner…. HE MAKES THE TAG TO AARON RAGE! RAGE IS THE LEGAL MAN AND HE IS COMING IN LIKE A HOUSE OF FIRE! He is driving Luster back….. HE CLOTHESLINES LUSTER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND NOW HE HAS THE UNNAMED BASTARD ALL TO HIMSELF!

JONATHAN MARX: Time for a little payback for Rage.

BRANDON JACOBS: Rage is standing over Unnamed Bastard…. UB is trying to get up…. HE GRABS HIM AROUND HIS MIDSECTION AND LAUNCHES HIM HIGH ANGLE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX AND BASTARD LANDS ON HIS HEAD! Rage is going for the cover! The ref goes down to count! 1-----------------------------------2------------------------------- THE BASTARD KICKS OUT!

JONATHAN MARX: He almost had him there.

VIC WATERS: The Bastard needs to make the tag now.

BRANDON JACOBS: Rage picks Bastard up…. GUTBUSTER AND BASTARD IS CLUTCHING HIS RIBS!

JONATHAN MARX: The ref is checking on Bastard to see if he wants to give up but he is telling him no.

BRANDON JACOBS: Rage is going for another pinfall! The ref goes down for the count! 1----------------------------------------------------------------2--------------------------------------- BASTARD KICKS OUT AGAIN BUT BARELY THIS TIME!

JONATHAN MARX: He is wearing him down, it is only a matter of time before he gets him.

VIC WATERS: Come on Luster, get the hell up and get in the ring and help your partner you lush.

BRANDON JACOBS: RAGE IS SIGNALING THAT HE IS GOING TO FINISH BASTARD OFF…. Rage picks up Bastard in the air…. BASTARD IS FIGHTING IT! HE LANDS BACK UP ON HIS FEET AND HE REACHES UP AND RAKES RAGE IN THE EYES!

VIC WATERS: Luster is getting back up and he is getting back into his corner…. Come on LUSTER!

BRANDON JACOBS: THE BASTARD IS BITING RAGE IN THE HEAD AND HE IS TRYING TO BUST HIM OPEN!

JONATHAN MARX: Good god, there is no call for that.

VIC WATERS: Desperate times call for desperate measures. He is trying to buy time for Luster to recuperate.

BRANDON JACOBS: The Bastard struck blood and Rage is trying to wipe the blood out of his eyes…. A DAZED BASTARD WALKS OVER TO THE CORNER AND HE FINALLY MAKES THE TAG TO LUSTER!

VIC WATERS: YES!

JONATHAN MARX: Johnson needs to get in there to save his partner.

BRANDON JACOBS: LUSTER COMES IN LIKE A HOUSE OF FIRE AND HE STARTS WAILING ON RAGE WITH RIGHT HANDS AND HE IS DRIVING RAGE BACK!

VIC WATERS: Luster is paying him back for knocking him nearly out with that clothesline out of the ring and what Johnson and Rage did to him when they rammed him into that ring post.

JONATHAN MARX: He rammed him right in the liver, and Luster needs that for as long as possible.

BRANDON JACOBS: RAGE FIGHTS BACK AND HE CLOCKS LUSTER IN THE HEAD WITH AN ELBOW RIGHT TO THE NOSE AND LUSTER LOOKS LIKE HE IS BLEEDING!

VIC WATERS: Fight him Luster!

BRANDON JACOBS: RAGE KICKS LUSTER IN THE MIDSECTION AND HE GOES TO LIFT HIM UP FOR A POWERBOMB….. RAGE IS LIFTING HIM UP IN THE AIR AND NOW LUSTER IS POUNDING AWAY ON WHERE THE BASTARD BUSTED RAGE OPEN AND THE BLOOD IS GETTING EVEN MORE IN THE EYES OF RAGE AND RAGE IS STARTING TO LOSE HIS BALANCE!

JONATHAN MARX: Rage is having trouble trying to keep Luster up when he can barely see.

VIC WATERS: Luster isn’t a small man either.

BRANDON JACOBS: RAGE LOSES HIS GRIP AND LUSTER IS ABLE TO FALL FREE IN FROM OF HIM! Rage is trying to clear his eyes of the blood….

JONATHAN MARX: Johnson is trying to help Rage figure out where he is but it doesn’t seem to be helping.

BRANDON JACOBS: LUSTER KICKS RAGE IN THE STOMACH AND DOUBLES HIM OVER! LUSTER IS CALLING FOR HIS FINISHER!

VIC WATERS: Funk & Wagnall time!

BRANDON JACOBS: LUSTER HAS THE BIG AARON RAGE UP…. HE HIT IT! HE HIT HIM WITH THE FUNK AND WAGNALL BOMB! Bastard sets in his corner in case Johnson comes in…

VIC WATERS: Cover him!

BRANDON JACOBS: Luster is going for the cover and the ref is going down for the count! STEVE JOHNSON RUSHES IN TO MAKE THE SAVE AND UNNAMED BASTARD COMES IN TO STOP HIM! 1--------------------------------------------------2----------------------- UNNAMED BASTARD DIVES OVER LUSTER AND RAGE AND CATCHES STEVE JOHNSON WITH A CLOTHESLINE BEFORE HE CAN BREAK IT UP----- 3!!

RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of the match… THE TAG TEAM OF THE UNNAMED BASTARD AND LUSTER!

JONATHAN MARX: Holy cow, Luster and the Unnamed Bastard pulled this one out!

BRANDON JACOBS: This was a real wild one that could have gone either way and both teams working shockingly well with each other. But it seems Luster wanted this one more….

VIC WATER: Luster came through like a champ and he made Johnson pay for his early elimination in the BAD Christmas Tree Brawl.

BRANDON JACOBS: Rage will have his revenge though on these two, if Bastard didn’t bust him open and blind him, this match would have been Johnson and his. It is only a matter of time. With his size and skill, he is going to get on a winning streak and watch out.

JONATHAN MARX: Australia seems to be producing all the best young workers these days outside of North America and I have no doubt Rage will be one them.

BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, but when we comeback, we will have an interview with the new WFW North American Champion….. EL ARCO IRIS! STAY TUNED!
 
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