WFW Merrython: Felix Red vs. Bloodhunt

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BRANDON JACOBS: Thank god those technical difficulties have cleared up.

JONATHAN MARX: We may have to move to a whole different network if they don’t get the bugs out of the system soon. But that is only a last resort, we have been assured that they are working on the problems.

BRANDON JACOBS: What is your take on Bloodhunt verses Felix Red?

JONATHAN MARX: It is easier to understand Vic when he is half in the bag than those two. But they are both fine wrestlers, even if they are a little off.

VIC WATERS: I was watching their promos back and forth and I thought I accidentally flipped on CNN except everyone was on acid.

BRANDON JACOBS: It should be interesting who NYC gets behind. Both have been pretty outspoken about 9/11 which is still a touchy subject here in New York.

JONATHAN MARX: Both men are very opinionated, but both believe what they say and that is what America is built around.

VIC WATERS: The fans will cheer for Bloodhunt if they know what is good for them. Felix Red is the exact corrupt type that Bloodhunt wants to over throw and maybe he is just the one to unseat Felix Red of his power.

BRANDON JACOBS: Plenty of others have tried to take Felix Red down, including Edmunds who is quite effective at making people’s live miserable and he still couldn’t take him down. Why is Bloodhunt going to succeed where Edmunds did not?

VIC WATERS: To get into Felix Red’s head, you need someone who can think like Felix Red and Bloodhunt on some a certain level is a perfect match.

JONATHAN MARX: God help us all.

VIC WATERS: The big difference is that Bloodhunt’s thinking is all of his own, he doesn’t let himself get bogged down in his own vices and let it affect how he thinks. He is all business when he gets into that ring and as his track record in NFW shows, he knows how to take care of business.

JONATHAN MARX: Bloodhunt is a former NFW World Heavyweight Champion so he certainly knows how to win, but he has been away from the ring for quite sometime and there really is no one like Felix Red in all of wrestling in both his wrestling style or personality. He is going to have a hell of a challenge in front of him if he wants to start his WFW career off with a win.

VIC WATERS: Good ahead and dismiss Bloodhunt, he is use to the masses being sheep and denying the truth, but as sure as my name is Vic Waters, I believe Bloodhunt is going to beat Felix Red tonight.

JONATHAN MARX: Okay Kaiser Soze…

BRANDON JACOBS: Lets send this one down to ringside and get this one underway!

(CUEUP: "Lux Aeterna" by Clint Mansell and the Kronus Quartet)

RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, a former BAD World Heavyweight Champion and the WFW President, the boy who destroyed the world…. FELIX RED!

::Felix Red walks down the aisle to a mixed reaction and enters the ring::

(CUEUP: “"Cult ot Personality" by In Living Color)

RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Washington, DC, the former NFW World Heavyweight Champion…. BLOODHUNT!

::Bloodhunt walks down to the heavy boos of the crowd and enters the ring::

*bell rings*

BRANDON JACOBS: Looks like this crowd is behind Felix Red, at least at the start.

VIC WATERS: It is typical that these New York fans side with a druggie when this is the same crowd which idolized the likes of Strawberry and Gooden.

JONATHAN MARX: What about Jason Giambi on your Yankees?

VIC WATERS: It isn’t cheating when you are playing for God’s team.

JONATHAN MARX: ::shakes head::

BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt extends his arms to lock up…. FELIX RED KICKS HIM IN THE MOUTH WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK AND BLOODHUNT DROPS DOWN ON ONE KNEE!

JONATHAN MARX: Bloodhunt got caught off guard with that shot but the first time you are kicked in the head by Felix Red, you are never ready for it.

VIC WATERS: When most people take that kick, they fall down to the ground, he only got Bloodhunt down on one knee.

BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED JUMPS UP AND HE TAKES BLOODHUNT DOWN WITH A KNEE TO THE HEAD AND BLOODHUNT FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!

VIC WATERS: Bloodhunt needs a couple of minutes to regroup on the outside.

BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt is yelling to the referee that Felix Red’s is loaded.

JONATHAN MARX: Well, that would explain a lot.

BRANDON JACOBS: The referee is asking Felix Red if he has a foreign object in his boot and he shakes his head no and tells him it was made in the good old US of A.

JONATHAN MARX: As long as it isn’t one of those dreaded international objects.

BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt tries to come back in….. FELIX RED CHARGES AND HE GOES FOR THE BASEBALL SLIDE…. BUT BLOODHUNT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND FELIX RED SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO THE GROUND!

VIC WATERS: That is a mark of a champion, Bloodhunt is always on his feet.

BRANDON JACOBS: BLOODHUNT GRABS FELIX RED AND HE CATCHES HIM OFF GUARD WITH A SPINEBUSTER RIGHT ONTO THE GROUND!

JONATHAN MARX: Those pads are ringside are barely an inch thick so when you crash down on the ground, it doesn’t really help all that much.

VIC WATERS: Felix Red looks like the back of his head hit the ring on the way down before he hit the ground.

BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt picks Felix Red up off the mat…. AND HE THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL STAIRS HEAD FIRST AND FELIX RED LOOKS LIKE HE JUST GOT BUSTED OPEN!

JONATHAN MARX: Good god, Bloodhunt spiked his head into those stairs like he just scored a touch down.

VIC WATERS: It is an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth out there, Felix Red is being paid back for all those early shots in the head. Bloodhunt is not going to let Felix Red out of here until he does some serious damage.

BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt picks up Felix Red off the stairs…. HE GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR AND HE STARTS REPEATEDLY HEADBUTTING HIM RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD TRYING TO BUST HIM OPEN EVEN MORE!

JONATHAN MARX: I could never understand why anyone would do a headbutt, it hurts you almost as much as it does your head. Each direct hit kills a series of brain cells.

VIC WATERS: Plus it gives you a nasty headache….

BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt rolls Felix Red into the ring and he comes in after him.

JONATHAN MARX: Bloodhunt needs to take advantage of his momentum and somehow get pinfall here.

BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt picks Felix Red off the mat…. DDT INTO THE MAT! Bloodhunt goes down to make the cover! The ref goes down to count! 1------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------------- FELIX RED GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

CROWD: LETS GO RED! LETS GO RED! LETS GO RED!

JONATHAN MARX: Bloodhunt is looking at this crowd in disgust for cheering Felix Red.

BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt picks up Felix Red onto his feet and he starts peppering him with closed punches right into the face! Felix Red is wobbling on his feet.

JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red has always had an incredibly high pain threshold for a man his size but it is only a matter of time before Bloodhunt’s shots catch up to him.

BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED SWINGS AT BLOODHUNT BUT BLOODHUNT DUCKS AND CATCHES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS…

VIC WATERS: HEADSHOT!

BRANDON JACOBS: NO! HE IS FIGHTING IT! FELIX RED IS FIGHTING TO BREAK THE HOLD ON BLOODHUNT’S BACK…. FELIX RED REPOSITIONS HIMSELF AND HITS BLOODHUNT WITH A TORNADO DDT!

VIC WATERS: NO DAMN IT! HE HAD HIM!

JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red planted him in the mat, but he is going to have to stay on him in order to make a dent in the momentum Bloodhunt has going.

BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED IS GOING TO THE TOP ROPE…. BLOODHUNT IS TRYING TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET…. BLOODHUNT TURNS AROUND AND FELIX RED FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A MOONSAULT AND DELIVERS A DDT!

JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red may have him here!

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red goes down to make the cover and the ref goes down to count! 1--------------------------------------------------------2--------------------------------------------- BLOODHUNT GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

JONATHAN MARX: Within a fraction of a second.

VIC WATERS: That was too close.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red Red bounces off the ropes…. FELIX RED JUMPS UP IN THE AIR AND GOES FOR THE TWISTING LEGDROP BUT BLOODHUNT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY LAST SECOND!

JONATHAN MARX: Bloodhunt survival skills are second to none.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red is clutching his knee, it looks like he did some damage when he landed.

JONATHAN MARX: That isn’t a good sign, without those legs, Felix Red loses a big part of his arsenal.

BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt picks Felix Red up….he hooks the right leg and drives him knee first into the mat!

VIC WATERS: Bloodhunt looks like is trying to shatter that knee cap of Felix Red.

JONATHAN MARX: Bloodhunt is ruthless and it looks like he has finally found the weakness through Felix Red’s pain threshold.

BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt is dragging Felix Red towards the corner…. Bloodhunt slides under the bottom rope and he is pulling the legs of Felix Red around the steel pole.

JONATHAN MARX: If he is going for what I think he is, he is going to try to break Felix Red’s leg like a twig.

VIC WATERS: Felix Red has to pay for what he did to Edmunds and Bloodhunt is merely dishing out what he deserves.

BRANDON JACOBS: BLOODHUNT LOCKS THE FIGURE FOUR ON AROUND THE RING POST AND FELIX RED IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!

JONATHAN MARX: After all that work he did on that knee, he must be going through sheer agony right now.

VIC WATERS: A lot of people will be breather easier tomorrow if Felix Red is put on the shelf.

BRANDON JACOBS: THE REFEREE IS COMING OUT AND HE IS TRYING TO GET BLOODHUNT TO BREAK THE HOLD! The referee begins to count! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! Bloodhunt breaks right before the five and the disqualification.

VIC WATERS: This isn’t the time for Bloodhunt to get himself disqualified.
FAN IN THE FIRST ROW WITH SUIT AND TIE: I’M NOT A C.I.A AGENT!! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE C.I.A IS!!! I’M JUST A WRESTLING FAN, WITH NO ORDERS FROM THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT TO DO ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THERE IS NO SHADOW GOVERNMENT!!

JONATHAN MARX: What is the hell in that?

BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt looks over at the fan… THE FANS GOES TO THE CONTENTS OF AN ENVELOPE INTO THE EYES OF BLOODHUNT BUT BLOODHUNT DUCKS AND REFEREE GETS THE POWDER INTO THE EYES!

VIC WATERS: Thank god Bloodhunt ducked but the referee has been blinded and he is desperately trying to get whatever that was out of his eyes.

BRANDON JACOBS: BLOODHUNT GRABS THE GUY BY THE TIE AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE AUDIENCE…. HE PICKS HIM UP AND DELIVERS A HEADSHOT ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR AND THE SPECIAL AGENT HAS BEEN LAID OUT!

JONATHAN MARX: That is one conspiracy which been put to an end.

BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED CRAWLS UP FROM BEHIND ON BLOODHUNT….. NUTSHOT! NUTSHOT! NUTSHOT!

VIC WATERS: The god damn referee didn’t see a thing because he was blinded by that white powder.

BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED IS PULLING UP THE RING MATS TO EXPOSE THE CONCRETE…

JONATHAN MARX: What is Felix Red planning on doing now?!

BRANDON JACOBS: ECSTASY TO AGONY (ANGLE SLAM INTO A DOMINATOR) ON THE CONCRETE!

JONATHAN MARX: Bloodhunt is a bloody mess on the ground.

VIC WATERS: This is a god damn conspiracy against Bloodhunt. What has he ever done to Felix Red to deserve this?

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red rolls Bloodhunt into the ring and rolls back in after him. A LIMPING FELIX RED IS MOTIONING TO THE BACK FOR A REFEREE!

JONATHAN MARX: Bloodhunt could be done here!

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red drags Bloodhunt closer to the corner…. FELIX RED WALKS UP TO THE ROPES BY THE RAMP IS CALLING FOR THE SHATTERED HORIZONS TO THE CROWD BUT HE IS STILL WAITING FOR A REFEREE TO COME DOWN TO MAKE THE CALL!

JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red’s patented Swanton Bomb.

BRANDON JACOBS: HERE COME THE PARAMEDICS TO HELP THE REFEREE AND CHRIS WINK COMES OUT AND TELLS FELIX RED TO PATIENT! Felix Red is screaming his lungs out to the back to get someone to make the damn count. BLOODHUNT ASKS FOR THE PARAMEDIC TO HAND HIM DOCTOR’S BAG!

JONATHAN MARX: Uh oh… Felix Red is letting himself get distracted by the lack of a ref.

BRANDON JACOBS: BLOODHUNT GETS UP AND HE TAPS FELIX RED ON THE SHOULDER…. BLOODHUNT HITS HIM WITH THE DOCTOR BAG RIGHT IN THE HEAD AND KNOCKS HIM OUT COLD OPENING THE BAG A SPILLING THE CONTENTS EVERYWHERE!

VIC WATERS: YES!
BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND, HERE COMES THE REFEREE AND HE SLIDES INTO THE RING!

JONATHAN MARX: They are never around when you need them.

BRANDON JACOBS: BLOODHUNT PICKS UP A BARELY CONSCIOUS FELIX RED AND PUTS HIM IN AIRPLANE SPIN….. HE HITS THE 9/11!

JONATHAN MARX: This crowd is booing the hell out of Bloodhunt.

BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt goes down to cover Felix Red and the ref goes down to count! 1----------------------------------------------2---------------------------------------------------- 3!

RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of the match….. BLOODHUNT!

JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red tried his best to form a conspiracy to keep Bloodhunt from winning this match but Bloodhunt when it comes to conspiracies, Bloodhunt is a master.

VIC WATERS: Just as I said, Bloodhunt pulled it out. But we don’t know if Felix Red was the one who planted that secret agent in the front row, that could have came from a higher authority.

JONATHAN MARX: Who would have it out for Bloodhunt?

VIC WATERS: Who wouldn’t have it out for Bloodhunt? He is master at finding out the truth. He has a public forum. He has enemies all over the place.

JONATHAN MARX: I just think you are being paranoid.

VIC WATERS: We will see.

BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, when we comeback, Dan Ryan will go one on one with Psycho…. STAY TUNED!