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I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
JONATHAN MARX: Steve Savoy finally has a chance to get his title back, but if he is going to do it. He is going to have to do it in the match he originally lost the title in to Scotty Michaels at last year’s Merrython, a Winter Wonderland match. So may ask, what is a Winter Wonderland match? It is basically our annual falls count anywhere match in Central Park. Falls count anywhere in the park and anything goes…
BRANDON JACOBS: Shawn Hart would have won that match last year too if it wasn’t for Scotty Michaels putting Luster in a disguise as his paralyzed brother Shawn Matthews.
VIC WATERS: That was pretty low even for Scotty, but he needed to pull out the trump card if he wanted to beat Hart. Hart was rolling over everyone and he even beat Manson in his own hometown. Michaels did what it took to win the title and he showed the world how much that WFW World Heavyweight Title means in this sport.
BRANDON JACOBS: The way Shawn Hart was screwed last ranks with the greatest screwjobs of alltime and despite coming back and getting some success going, you know he’d love to bury all of those ghosts here tonight by winning the title back in the matched which haunted him for over a year.
JONATHAN MARX: Well thankfully that won’t happen….
::a WFW messenger runs over and hands Jacobs a note::
BRANDON JACOBS: Hold on a second, I have a message from the board of directors. It says…. Because of all the ref bumps which have happened tonight, management has decided to name a wrestler the referee of the match tonight….
And it is none other than…. GOOD LORD, THEY NAMED LUSTER THE SPECIAL REFEREE!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy is so screwed. How could they appoint the man who cost Savoy the title the special referee tonight? It is like they want to mess with his head.
VIC WATERS: Wait a second, doesn’t all of this seem like a trap? What if Luster is in cahoots with Steve Savoy and this is all some elaborate ruse to setup Copycat?
JONATHAN MARX: Steve Savoy would never do that…. Well he might, that is actually a good point.
VIC WATERS: Neither man can trust Luster. Remember when Copycat Kit Kat Kicked Luster during the Edmunds vs. Scotty Michaels match? Luster never got proper revenge for that. This may be his night.
BRANDON JACOBS: At least both men will be able to keep a close eye on Luster, it will just be Luster, Savoy, Copycat, and the camera man out there in Central Park in order to determine which man will walk out WFW World Heavyweight Champion.
JONATHAN MARX: Being a student of history, I have to bring up the follow fact, the last time that Copycat won a World Title, he lost it on his first defense. That was eight years ago, but you have to wonder if that isn’t playing havoc on Copycat’s head right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: Losing the title on your first defense can be hard, on one hand you have the satisfaction of winning a title but the other there is part of you wonder wonders what could have been. I’ve always felt that the first title defense a champion makes is the toughest because he is adjusting to a new role and a lot more responsibility. Not everyone can handle it, but we will see with Copycat tonight which category he will fall into.
JONATHAN MARX: Manson and Savoy are pretty even when you look at the great WFW World Heavyweight Champions so this is a hell of a challenge to face.
VIC WATERS: You are forgetting one thing though, he has already beaten Manson and Manson has been plagued with problems since that double steel cage match at Christmas Card and that all happened at the hands of Copycat. If Copycat wins tonight, he will have beaten the two greatest WFW World Heavyweight Champions back to back. Imagine being Copycat and adding that notch to your belt.
JONATHAN MARX: That would be a hell of a feat.
BRANDON JACOBS: I was thinking about this match last night before I went to bed, I just don’t know how this will turn out. My heart is going with Copycat, but my head is Savoy could figure out a way to pull this off.
JONATHAN MARX: I am going with Copycat. He hasn’t gone all this way simply to lose now. He may have lost on his first defense last time, but that was years ago. This Copycat is much more experienced and smarter. He’ll figure out a way to walk out of here the top cat of World’s Finest.
BRANDON JACOBS: I guess there is only one way to find out, lets send this one out to the camera man in Central Park and get this match underway.
(CENTRAL PARK)
BRANDON JACOBS: Copycat is in his street clothes and Steve Savoy is decked out in jersey and shorts and Luster is running down the rules of the match to both men… at least I think he is, I don’t speak Luster.
JONATHAN MARX: It is a shame the Pope isn’t here to help, he knew fourteen different languages, one of them had to be Luster.
VIC WATERS: You would think you two would be well versed in jive turkey.
JONATHAN MARX: Quiet before I Blue Beetle you.
BRANDON JACOBS: LUSTER RINGS THE HAND BELL AND THE MATCH BEGINS!
JONATHAN MARX: In quite a bit of irony, they are standing on a baseball field here in the North Meadow of Central Park on the opening day of the baseball season.
VIC WATERS: Yankees/Red Sox has nothing on this.
BRANDON JACOBS: Steve Savoy is getting up in Copycat’s face…..AND HE IS TELLING COPYCAT HE IS TAKING HIS BELT BACK!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy is sure not lacking on confidence.
VIC WATERS: Somewhere Edmunds is smiling about Copycat’s possible demise.
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT THROWS A RIGHT HAND AND NEARLY KNOCKS HIM SAVOY HIS FEET!
JONATHAN MARX: That was a shot worthy of Tyson back when he didn’t punch like a girl.
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT GRABS SAVOY BY THE HAIR AND LEADS HIM OFF THE PITCHING MOUND AND HURLS HIM TO THE GROUND MAKING HIM SLIDE PAST HOMEPLATE INTO THE BACKSTOP HITTING HIS HEAD ON THE CAGE!
VIC WATERS: Savoy appears to be both safe and out at the same time.
JONATHAN MARX: Copycat is showing the exact same hunger that he did before he won the title.
VIC WATERS: He knows he has to be at his best to beat Savoy.
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT PICKS UP SAVOY AND HE IS RAKING HIS HEAD ON THE MESH CAGE OF THE BACKSTOP!
JONATHAN MARX: Shades of the double steel cage when Copycat won the title.
VIC WATERS: Savoy may be in for a long night.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY ELBOWS COPYCAT IN THE HEAD AND HE GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR AND LEADS HIM OFF THE BASEBALL DIAMOND!
JONATHAN MARX: By the time these two are done, they are going to run Luster and the camera man ragged.
BRANDON JACOBS: Savoy is leading Copycat down the recreation path…. SAVOY HURLS COPYCAT UP AND OVER A PARK BENCH AND COPYCAT LANDS ON THE SMALL OF HIS BACK!
JONATHAN MARX: Copycat took a hell of a fall.
VIC WATERS: Savoy needs to work on that back, if he can weaken it, he might be able to use it to keep Copycat down long enough for a three and bring the title back home.
BRANDON JACOBS: Savoy picks Copycat off the ground….. SAVOY WINDS UP AND HITS COPYCAT WITH A DISCUS PUNCH TO THE BACK AND COPYCAT FALLS DOWN ONTO HIS KNEES!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy has the best discus punch in all of wrestling.
VIC WATERS: Savoy really winds up and when he hits you, it feels like you got hit by a Mack truck.
BRANDON JACOBS: Savoy picks up Copycat and he is leading him back down the recreation path and he is taking over the bridge….. HE GRABS COPYCAT AND RAMS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE BASE OF THE ALBERT BERTEL THORVALDSEN STATUE!
JONATHAN MARX: Thorvaldsen is leaning on the statue of hope, it is symbol to all who see it to keep the faith.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY IS REPEATEDLY RAMMING THE HEAD OF COPYCAT INTO THE STATUE AND COPYCAT HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy is ruthless with his attack.
BRANDON JACOBS: Savoy lets go and Copycat starts to stumble back….. SAVOY HITS COPYCAT IN THE CHIN WITH A SUPERKICK AND COPYCAT FALLS DOWN ONTO THE GROUND! Savoy is calling Luster over!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy looks like he is going for pinfall attempt.
VIC WATERS: The question is, can he trust Luster to be fair?
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY MAKES THE COVER ON COPYCAT! Luster goes down to make the count! 1-------------------------------------------------------------2----------------------------------- COPYCAT GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!
JONATHAN MARX: He almost had him.
VIC WATERS: Can’t Luster count any quicker?
JONATHAN MARX: I think Luster may a fair count if I do say so myself.
VIC WATERS: The only fair count is a three count on Copycat.
BRANDON JACOBS: Savoy picks Copycat up and he head is leading him to the Bridle Path.
VIC WATERS: Isn’t that where the horses get their exercise?
JONATHAN MARX: That is where they work out the horses that are used for carriage rides later in the day.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY LOOKS DOWN AT THE GROUND AND SEES SOME HORSE “APPLES” ON THE GROUND…. SAVOY GRABS COPYCAT BY THE HAIR AND TRIES TO PUSH HIM INTO IT BUT COPYCAT BLOCKS!
JONATHAN MARX: Copycat doesn’t want to be covered in that crap.
VIC WATERS: It could only improve his smell.
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT GRABS SAVOY AROUND THE WAIST AND OVER THE HEAD BELLY TO BELLYS SAVOY INTO THE HORSE “APPLES”!
VIC WATERS: This would be more fitting if he was wearing a Knicks jersey, he’d smell how they play.
JONATHAN MARX: So sad, but so true.
BRANDON JACOBS: Savoy is struggling to get up but he keeps on slipping in that mess….. COPYCAT IS SETTING…. SAVOY FINALLY GETS UP AND COPYCAT HITS HIM WITH THE KIT KAT KICK AND FALLS RIGHT BACK DOWN IN IT!
JONATHAN MARX: Oh man.
VIC WATERS: What kind of champion does that to a legend like Savoy?
BRANDON JACOBS: Copycat puts his foot on Savoy…. BUT LUSTER IS REFUSING TO COUNT SAVOY WHILE HE IS DOWN IN THAT MESS!
JONATHAN MARX: I can’t really blame him in this case.
VIC WATERS: That make be a break for Savoy.
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT PICKS SAVOY UP BY THE HAIR AND HE THROWS HIM INTO THE BACK OF A CARRIAGE! Luster jumps into the back of the carriage to check on Savoy along with the camera man who is trying to get a close up….
JONATHAN MARX: What is Copycat planning on doing?
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT CLIMBS INTO THE CARRIAGE AND HE WHIPS THE HORSE TO GET GOING AND ALL THREE OF THEM ARE RACING DOWN THE BRIDLE PATH!
JONATHAN MARX: RUNAWAY STAGECOACH!
VIC WATERS: Where is John Wayne when you need him?
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster and the camera man are holding on for dear life as Copycat is going top speed around the lake as on lookers are trying to figure out what the hell is going on.
VIC WATERS: This is New York, we’ve seen everything.
JONATHAN MARX: If you were driving this, this carriage would be in the water right now.
VIC WATERS: Drive myself? I wouldn’t drive myself if I was sober in this town.
BRANDON JACOBS: PEDESTRIANS ARE SCATTERING LEFT AND RIGHT…..
JONATHAN MARX: If those nuns didn’t jump into the water, we’d be mourning more than the Pope right now.
VIC WATERS: I always thought flying nuns were just a TV gimmick but boy did those girls move.
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT IS FINALLY STARTING TO SLOW DOWN AND THEY ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LAKE NEAR THE ROSS PINTUM!
JONATHAN MARX: Luster just hurled over the side of the carriage.
VIC WATERS: When you are going as fast as Copycat was, you have to expect some motion sickness.
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT IS CLIMBING INTO THE BACK OF THE CARRIAGE AND HE PICKS THE DAZED STEVE SAVOY UP WITH AN OVERHEAD PRESS…… HE DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND BELOW AND SAVOY GETS A MOUTH FULL OF GRASS!
VIC WATERS: Ricky Williams eat your heart out…
BRANDON JACOBS: Steve Savoy rolls onto his back and he looks to be in sheer agony…. COPYCAT IS CLIMBING UP ONTO THE EDGE OF THE CARRIAGE…… COPYCAT FLIES OFF ONTO SAVOY WITH A FROG SPLASH!
JONATHAN MARX: Right onto the ribs of Savoy!
VIC WATERS: When someone Copycat’s size lands on your ribs, it is going to hurt for awhile
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT GOES TO MAKE A COVER AND LUSTER COMES OUT OF THE CARRIAGE TO MAKE THE COUNT! 1-------------------------------------------------2---------------------------------------------------- SAVOY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
VIC WATERS: Savoy knows how long it took for him to get back to this point and he isn’t going to take the easy road out by letting himself get pinned if there is anything he can do about it.
JONATHAN MARX: Copycat is amazing, he has power, he can fly, there is almost nothing Copycat can’t do.
BRANDON JACOBS: Copycat grabs him by the hair and he is leading him to the Ross Pinetum.
JONATHAN MARX: Christmas may have past, but this winter carnival finally has some evergreens.
VIC WATERS: Bah, who wants to think of Christmas in April.
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT PICKS UP SAVOY AND HE GERMAN SUPLEXES HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE EVERGREEN TREE!
VIC WATERS: Steve Savoy is going to be all scrapped up when he comes out of there.
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT GOES IN AFTER HE AND HE PLACES HIS FOOT DOWN ON THE BRANCHES RIGHT ON STEVE SAVOY’S NECK!
JONATHAN MARX: All of that weight is squarely on the neck of Savoy.
VIC WATERS: Savoy will find a way out of this, I know he will.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster is asking Copycat to give Savoy a chance to get so he can make a fight of it but Copycat is ignoring him as Savoy is struggling to get that big boot off of his neck.
JONATHAN MARX: At least Savoy has the prescense of mind to make an attempt to get it off, but I don’t know how much it will help.
VIC WATERS: Luster has to get in there and make sure Savoy is okay. He can’t let Copycat go too far even if this is falls count anywhere.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY FINALLY CAUSES COPYCAT TO FALL BACK AND SAVOY ESCAPES FROM THE TREE AND HE IS TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY!
JONATHAN MARX: Copycat lost his balance only for a moment and Savoy took advantage of it.
VIC WATERS: Savoy needs to figure out a way to buy himself some time to regroup.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY IS FINALLY GETTING UP AND HE IS HEADING TOWARDS THE BASKETBALL COURTS AT FULL STEAM!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy sure can move when he is motivated.
VIC WATERS: The basketball court is his playground.
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT IS GETTING UP AND HE IS HEADED TOWARDS SAVOY WHO IS NOW ON THE SIDE OF THE COURT….. RON ARTEST IS THERE AND HE AND SAVOY ARE HURLING BASKETBALLS AT COPYCAT!
VIC WATERS: I always hated dodgeball in school.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY AND ARTEST ARE CONNECTING COPYCAT IS GROWING INCREASING ANNOYED BY THE CONSTANT PUMMELING!
JONATHAN MARX: Copycat better becareful he doesn’t take one of those to the head, that would be an awful way to be knocked out the way they are throwing them at him.
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT FINALLY FIGHTS HIS WAY THROUGH AND SAVOY ROLLS THE BALL CART RIGHT AT COPYCAT WHICH CRASHES INTO HIS MIDSECTION!
VIC WATERS: That wind will take the wind out of your sails.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY JUMPS ONTO THE BALL CART AND HE DIVES ONTO COPYCAT AND HITS HIM WITH A TOPE AND COPYCAT CRASHES BACK FIRST ONTO THE CONCRETE OF THE BASKETBALL COURT!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy using his Lucha Libre training even in a match like this.
VIC WATERS: That is why he is one of the greats, he can adapt his experiences to any crazy environment and in WFW you need to do that.
BRANDON JACOBS: Steve Savoy picks up stunned Copycat off the ground….. HE DRIVES HIM INTO THE CONCRETE WITH A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!
JONATHAN MARX: Copycat’s head went crunch.
VIC WATERS: This could be it, Savoy may be our champion once again!
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY MAKES THE COVER ON COPYCAT! Luster goes down to make the count! 1---------------------------------------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------- COPYCAT LIFTS THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THE THREE!
JONATHAN MARX: I really thought he had him this time.
VIC WATERS: It is only a matter of time before one wears the other one down. It is only a question of which one can survive.
BRANDON JACOBS: Savoy is telling Artest he is going to finish Copycat off, Luster is checking to see if Copycat is okay…. Copycat is down but he is slowly getting up….. COPYCAT IS UP AND SAVOY GOES FOR THE EL CODO EXPLOSIVO….. COPYCAT DUCKS AND SAVOY CLOCKS LUSTER INSTEAD!
VIC WATERS: NO DAMN IT! Savoy was so damn close!
JONATHAN MARX: Copycat barely got out of the way or that could be him laid out on the ground.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY IS YELLING AT LUSTER TO GET BACK UP…. BUT COPYCAT IS WAITING FOR HIM TO TURN AROUND…. SAVOY TURNS AROUND….. SAVOY CATCHES HIS LEG BEFORE HE CAN HIT THE KIT KAT KICK!
VIC WATERS: YES!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy does that move himself and he was ready for it.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY SPINS COPYCAT AROUND AND HE KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION…. SAVOY HITS HIM WITH THE HART ATTACK!
VIC WATERS: HE HAS HIM!
BRANDON JACOBS: The camera man is panning on Artest is cheering Savoy and telling him to cover Copycat.
VIC WATERS: COVER HIM!
JONATHAN MARX: Artest is trying to wake up the referee.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY GOES FOR THE COVER ON COPYCAT! Wait a second, the camera man is turning the camera around to focus it on himself…
JONATHAN MARX: What the hell is the camera man doing?!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE CAMERA MAN IS TAKING OFF HIS DISGUISE…. IT IS THE LARRY F’N TACT! THE MAN SAVOY, GIDEON, AND MICHAELS PUT OUT OF WRESTLING ALL THOSE MONTHS AGO!
VIC WATERS: MOTHER****ER!
BRANDON JACOBS: LARRY TACT TAKES THE CAMERA AND HE BASHES SAVOY OVER THE HEAD WITH IT AND SAVOY GOES DOWN LIKE HE HAS BEEN SHOT!
VIC WATERS: NO! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!
JONATHAN MARX: I can’t believe it happening either.
BRANDON JACOBS: Larry Tact picks up Savoy…. HE HITS WITH THE HUMBLING (URANGE SUPLEX) RIGHT ONTO THE CONCRETE! Artest has seen none of this because he has been busy trying to wake up Luster!
JONATHAN MARX: TACT IS PUTTING THE DISGUISE BACK ON AND HE IS GOING TO BACK TO FILMING THE MATCH!
VIC WATERS: The lens is cracked though from the shot!
BRANDON JACOBS: Artest around and he sees Savoy laid out…. COPYCAT IS GETTING UP TO HIS FEET…. ARTEST CHARGES COPYCAT BUT COPYCAT LAYS HIM OUT WITH THE KIT KAT KICK!
JONATHAN MARX: Copycat needs to go for the cover!
VIC WATERS: This can’t be happening. I can’t believe it.
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT IS PICKING A BARELY CONSCIOUS SAVOY UP….. HE HITS HIM WITH THE LITTERBOMB!
VIC WATERS: For god sake no…
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT IS GOING FOR THE COVER! Luster is getting up and he goes down for the count! 1----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2----------------------------------------------------------3!
RING ANNOUNCER (at Rockefeller Center): The winner of the match…. AND STILL WFW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION….. COPYCAT!
VIC WATERS: STEVE SAVOY WAS OUT RIGHT ROBBED BY LARRY TACT! He had Copycat, he almost won his second WFW World Heavyweight Title…. This is a travesty of justice!
JONATHAN MARX: This battle could have gone either way, but in the end Copycat pulled it out and he survived what may be his first of many title defenses.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, but when we comeback, it is time for the main event… The BAD World Heavyweight Champion Jared Wells will team up with Shane Southern against Manson and Thirteen…. STAY TUNED!