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BRANDON JACOBS: We are back and it is time for one of the most controversial tag teams in wrestling today D.A.M.N., Steve Savoy and Ron Artest, to take on Unnamed Bastard and Luster.
VIC WATERS: D.A.M.N kicks more midget ass before ten o’clock than most teams kick all day.
JONATHAN MARX: Unnamed Bastard and Luster aren’t MINIS though, both fellows are quite tall and if D.A.M.N. is going to overcome their size and girth, they are going to have to work as a team to stop them.
VIC WATERS: You could easily insert a C.O.C.K.S. joke in that last comment about D.A.M.N.
BRANDON JACOBS: God bless the good old days.
JONATHAN MARX: Those were great days, but I have a feeling that even better days are on the horizon. Steve Savoy is looking to reinvent himself to reach bigger and better heights and imagine if he could start the road to that transformation tonight and go on to win the World Tag Titles.
VIC WATERS: Sure Steve Savoy is hungry, but can he be any hungrier than Luster? Luster has been in WFW for a long time and while he has had a couple of shots, this tag team tournament may be his best chance to win the gold and show the world that he belongs among the elite.
JONATHAN MARX: I can’t argue with that.
BRANDON JACOBS: It certainly doesn’t hurt Luster that he knows that if his team loses, the Unnamed Bastard is likely to snap and when he snaps, he snaps necks.
VIC WATERS: Good point.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, the time for talk is done, lets get this show on the road!
(CUEUP: "Funkytown"-Disco Fever)
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, weighing in at over five hundred pounds, a team combing the evil of Disco with heart of a true bastard, the tag team of Luster and the Unnamed Bastard!
::Luster and Unnamed Bastard come down to the ring together to a mixed reaction from the crowd and enter the ring::
(CUEUP: “"In Da Club" by 50 Cent)
RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, the first member of team D.A.M.N., a former college basketball star at St. John’s and an NBA Allstar, RON ARTEST!
::Ron Artest comes down to the ring to a big pop, he takes off his bling and enters the ring::
RING ANNOUNCER: And last but not least, the former BAD and WFW World Heavyweight Champion and founder of D.A.M.N, STEVE SAVOY!
::Steve Savoy walks down the aisle and enters the ring::
*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: Ron Artest and Luster are starting things off for their team.
CROWD: MIDGET PUNTER! MIDGET PUNTER!
VIC WATERS: This crowd is despicable cheering for Artest after what he did at Almost Live.
JONATHAN MARX: Who would have thought that Luster would be the model citizen in the ring with anyone. Not that I am judging his lifestyle out of the ring…
VIC WATERS: Nothing wrong being a playa.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster is yelling at Artest that he has no business being in a ring and he is going to make him pay.
VIC WATERS: Basketball players in the ring, what is next, talk show hosts?
BRANDON JACOBS: ARTEST SPITS AT LUSTER AND ARTEST AND LUSTER ARE DUKING IT OUT!
VIC WATERS: Artest is a punk, he should learn to treat Luster with respect or he is going to make him pay for it.
BRANDON JACOBS: ARTEST SWINGS AND MISSES AND LUSTER WHIPS HIM OFF THE ROPES…
JONATHAN MARX: I think I felt the wind from that windmill punch he tried to land.
BRANDON JACOBS: LUSTER TAKES ARTEST DOWN WITH A SPEAR! Luster jumps on top of Artest and he starts pounding him right in the head with a closed fist repeatedly to the head!
VIC WATERS: KICK HIS ASS LUSTER!
BRANDON JACOBS: ARTEST IS TRYING TO FIGHT TO GET LUSTER OFF OF HIM AND ARTEST GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! The ref is ordering Luster to get off of him.
JONATHAN MARX: Artest for his experience level has a good presence in the ring. He knew exactly where he was and that is what saved him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster is backing up and Artest is using the ropes to get back to his feet…. LUSTER CHARGES WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND ARTEST DUCKS DOWN AND HE BACK BODY DROPS LUSTER OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!
CROWD: OOOOOH!
VIC WATERS: Luster took a nasty spill onto the floor and it looks like he may have hurt his back when he landed.
JONATHAN MARX: Artest caught Luster out of the corner of his eye and thankfully he was able to save himself.
BRANDON JACOBS: Artest exits the ring and he calls Savoy over… AND SAVOY AND ARTEST ARE WORKING OVER LUSTER ON THE OUTSIDE!
VIC WATERS: The referee should disqualify them, this is blatant thuggary!
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY IS RIPPING UP THE RING MATS AT RINGSIDE RIGHT OFF THE GROUND!
JONATHAN MARX: Those ring mats don’t provide much padding, but at least it is something.
VIC WATERS: The ref needs to call for the bell damn it!
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY IS INSTRUCTING ARTEST TO LIFT LUSTER UP OFF THE GROUND AND ARTEST LIFTS HIM HIGH IN THE AIR FOR A VERTICAL SUPLEX AND DROPS HIM DOWN ON THE GROUND! Luster is grabbing his back in the same place that he did when he crashed down on the ground. He doesn’t look in good shape.
JONATHAN MARX: D.A.M.N. is trying to eat into Luster’s natural conditioning. If he is in constant pain from his back, he isn’t going to be able to take this match long and try to tire out Artest and slightly aging Savoy.
BRANDON JACOBS: HERE COMES THE UNNAMED BASTARD AND SAVOY AND ARTEST ARE BACKING AWAY!
JONATHAN MARX: Unnamed Bastard has only been around for a relatively short time but he has already earned a reputation as a hell raiser.
VIC WATERS: I hope he knocks Artest right in the mouth. He deserves a good shot.
JONATHAN MARX: My god, did Artest rape your children or something?
VIC WATERS: He symbolizes everything wrong with sports.
BRANDON JACOBS: Unnamed Bastard is trying to help Luster back up…. D.A.M.N. CHARGES THEM BOTH FROM BEHIND AND LUSTER GETS KNOCKED DOWN AGAIN WHEN UNNAMED BASTARD COLLIDES INTO HIM!
VIC WATERS: Luster is having an awfully rough stretch here.
JONATHAN MARX: Lucky in love, unlucky in life.
BRANDON JACOBS: UNNAMED BASTARDS CHARGES BOTH SAVOY AND ARTEST AND HE IS FIGHTING BACK!
JONATHAN MARX: The Unnamed Bastard isn’t going down without a fight.
BRANDON JACOBS: UNNAMED BASTARDS HITS ARTIST WITH A FOREARM SHIVER! SAVOY CHARGES AND HE JUMPS UP AND HITS HIM WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK RIGHT IN THE FACE!
VIC WATERS: Give them hell Bastard!
BRANDON JACOBS: Savoy goes down! Unnamed Bastard picks Artest up off the ground…. HE CROTCHES ARTEST ON THE GUARDRAIL AND ARTEST FALLS OFF THE GUARDRAIL AND INTO THE CROWD!
JONATHAN MARX: The referee is screaming all four men to get back in the ring before he calls for a double DQ.
BRANDON JACOBS: The Unnamed Bastard picks Savoy up and he rolls him into the ring and he is coming back in after him.
JONATHAN MARX: Wait is the ref doing, neither man is legal!
VIC WATERS: The referee must have got confused in the melee or just figured this was as close to control as we were going to get.
JONATHAN MARX: I am going to go with the latter.
BRANDON JACOBS: Unnamed Bastard picks Savoy off the mat…. HE GRABS SAVOY BY THE HAIR AND HE THRUSTS HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO SAVOY!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy is staggering around like he just got shot.
VIC WATERS: When you have a head as hard as the Bastard does, being shot probably seems better.
BRANDON JACOBS: UNNAMED BASTARD CHARGES SAVOY AND HE HITS HIM WITH A KNEE LIFT AND HE STUMBLES BACK INTO THE ROPES!
JONATHAN MARX: Unnamed Bastard has been hitting him with so many quick shots to the head that Savoy doesn’t look like he knows where he is right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: Unnamed Bastard grabs the arm of Savoy… he whips him off the ropes…. HE CATCHES SAVOY IN A SLEEPER HOLD AND HE IS TRYING TO PUT HIM OUT COLD!
JONATHAN MARX: The referee needs to becareful and make sure Bastard doesn’t transition this into a choke.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY IS TRYING TO FIGHT THE HOLD BUT THE UNNAMED BASTARD SEEMS TO HAVE IT ON TIGHT…. SAVOY JUST MADE HIS BODY LIMP SO BASTARD HAS TO HOLD HIM BUT BASTARD WON’T LET HIM SLIP OUT!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy can slip out of more trouble than Bill Clinton.
VIC WATERS: With the babes to boot…
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY REGROUPS BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING OUT… WAIT A SECOND, SAVOY REACHES BACK AND HE GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR AND HE PULLS HIM OVER DOWN TO THE MAT!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy caught Bastard napping.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND BASTARD IS GETTING UP…. HE HITS HIM WITH THE EL CODO EXPLOSIVO RIGHT IN THE FACE AND BASTARD FINALLY GOES DOWN THE GROUND!
JONATHAN MARX: Good god, he nearly took off his head with that!
BRANDON JACOBS: Bastard is out of it, but I am not sure if Savoy fully clocked him with the move. SAVOY IS GOING FOR THE COVER! The referee goes down to count! 1-------------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------- BASTARD GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
JONATHAN MARX: Even if he didn’t get all of it, 2/3s of that move is more dangerous than 90% of the moves in wrestling and the Unnamed Bastard just kicked out.
VIC WATERS: This Unnamed Bastard must have a little Doc in him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster who is finally back in his corner is yelling at Bastard to get back up. Savoy is picking Bastard off of the ground.... HE LIFTS HIM UP AND HE HITS HIM WITH A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER RIGHT INTO THE MAT! SAVOY IS GOING FOR ANOTHER COVER!
JONATHAN MARX: This time I think he has him.
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1-------------------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------- UNNAMED BASTARD KICKS OUT AGAIN!
JONATHAN MARX: Jesus.
VIC WATERS: Unnamed Bastard won’t go down to these thugs on his watch.
BRANDON JACOBS: A frustrated Savoy picks Unnamed Bastard up AND HE WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER! Savoy backs up…. HE CHARGES UNNAMED BASTARD WITH A SPLASH BUT BASTARD GETS THE FOOT UP AND SAVOY GOES INTO THE BIG BOOT FACE FIRST!
JONATHAN MARX: My god, what is going to keep this monster down?
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY SOMEHOW REMAINS ON HIS FEET AND UNNAMED BASTARD LOCKS IN A FULL NELSON FROM BEHIND AND HE IS SWINGING SAVOY AROUND LIKE A RAG DOLL!
JONATHAN MARX: Artest is yelling at Savoy to keep his senses to him.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY STRUGGLES BUT HE FINALLY PLANTS HIS FEET AND HE THUMBS UNNAMED BASTARD RIGHT IN THE EYE!
JONATHAN MARX: A Mansonesque like move by Savoy…
BRANDON JACOBS: BASTARD IS TRYING TO CLEAR UP HIS EYE SIGHT BUT SAVOY WINDS BACK AND HE CLOCKS HIM WITH A DISCUS PUNCH!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy has him reeling, another couple of shots and he may have him.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY CLOCKS HIM WITH A SECOND DISCUS PUNCH AND BASTARD FALLS DOWN TO HIS KNEES! Savoy looks over at Luster and gives him an icy glance.
VIC WATERS: Luster screaming something at Savoy but I don’t know what.
JONATHAN MARX: It seems like Luster is taunting Savoy about his win over him as Bartleby.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY HURLS BASTARD INTO HIS OWN CORNER AND TELLING LUSTER TO TAG IN SO THEY CAN SETTLE THIS!
JONATHAN MARX: I don’t know if this is a bright idea by Savoy. This could cost him the match.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster reaches down… HE TAGS HIMSELF IN!
VIC WATERS: Savoy wanted his chance, now he has it.
BRANDON JACOBS: LUSTER ENTERS AND SAVOY RUSHES HIM AS HE TRIES TO GET IN!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy isn’t even giving him a chance to breath.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY IS WAILING AWAY AT LUSTER AND LUSTER FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND!
VIC WATERS: He tripped on the ropes coming in.
BRANDON JACOBS: Savoy picks Luster up off the ground…. LOW BLOW ON SAVOY!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy was blocking the refs view so he didn’t see it.
BRANDON JACOBS: Savoy is bent over in pain…. LUSTER HOOKS SAVOY…. HE HITS HIM WITH THE STO! Luster is going for the cover and the ref goes down to count! 1---------------------------------------------------------------2---------------------------------------- SAVOY KICKS OUT BEFORE THE THREE!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy has taken a lot of abuse in this match, I don’t know how much longer he can go.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster picks Savoy up…. HE WHIPS HIM OFF THE ROPES FOR A SPINEBUSTER…. THE REFEREE GOES DOWN AS SAVOY COMES OFF…… LUSTER HITS SAVOY WITH THE SPINEBUSTER LAYING HIM OUT! Luster is going for the cover!
JONATHAN MARX: The referee looks like he is out of it, he doesn’t see Luster has the cover on Savoy.
BRANDON JACOBS: ARTEST JUMPS OFF THE APRON AND GOES TO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE…..
CROWD: MIDGET PUNTER! MIDGET PUNTER!
VIC WATERS: God damn Ron Artest, whatever he is looking for can’t be good…
BRANDON JACOBS: ARTEST GRABS THE BLING HE HAD AROUND HIS NECK AND HE SLIDES INTO THE RING!
JONATHAN MARX: Here comes Unnamed Bastard!
BRANDON JACOBS: UNNAMED BASTARD B-LINES FOR ARTEST AND ARTEST NAILS HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THE BLING AND BASTARD GOES DOWN! Luster sees the commotion and he gets up….
VIC WATERS: NO LUSTER! STAY DOWN!
BRANDON JACOBS: ARTEST SWINGS WITH THE BLING BUT LUSTER DUCKS THE SHOT AND HE COMES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN AND HE KNOCKS THE BLING OUT OF ARTEST’S HAND!
VIC WATERS: YES!
BRANDON JACOBS: Artest is backing up into the corner….. LUSTER GRABS THE BLING AND HE IS THREATENING TO HIT ARTEST WITH IT…. WAIT A MINUTE, SAVOY IS GETTING BACK UP….
VIC WATERS: Oh man… Luster is trapped with no where to go, but he doesn’t see it!
BRANDON JACOBS: ARTEST JUMPS AT LUSTER AND PUSHES HIM TOWARDS SAVOY AND HE BUMPS INTO HIM BACK FIRST…..
VIC WATERS: Oh no!
BRANDON JACOBS: LUSTER TURNS AROUND AND SAVOY CLOCKS HIM WITH THE EL CODO EXPLOSIVO! Luster stumbles forward towards Artest…. ARTESTISTERONE (stunner)!
JONATHAN MARX: ARTEST SEES THE REF COMING TO AND HE DIVES FOR THE BLING AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY MAKES THE COVER ON LUSTER! The ref is coming to and he goes down to count! 1-------------------------------------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------------------3!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of the match…. The team of Steve Savoy and Ron Artest…. D.A.M.N.!
VIC WATERS: This is what I mean, Steve Savoy and Ron Artest are thugs. If it wasn’t for the bling bling, Luster and Unnamed Bastard would have rightfully pulled this out.
BRANDON JACOBS: You could say it was the perfect bling storm.
JONATHAN MARX: I had hoped we could have gone World’s Finest whole history without using the word bling. Somewhere a traditionalist weeps.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, but when we comeback, Jean Rabesque & Steve Johnson will team up to face Powermaster & Roderick…. STAY TUNED!
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VIC WATERS: D.A.M.N kicks more midget ass before ten o’clock than most teams kick all day.
JONATHAN MARX: Unnamed Bastard and Luster aren’t MINIS though, both fellows are quite tall and if D.A.M.N. is going to overcome their size and girth, they are going to have to work as a team to stop them.
VIC WATERS: You could easily insert a C.O.C.K.S. joke in that last comment about D.A.M.N.
BRANDON JACOBS: God bless the good old days.
JONATHAN MARX: Those were great days, but I have a feeling that even better days are on the horizon. Steve Savoy is looking to reinvent himself to reach bigger and better heights and imagine if he could start the road to that transformation tonight and go on to win the World Tag Titles.
VIC WATERS: Sure Steve Savoy is hungry, but can he be any hungrier than Luster? Luster has been in WFW for a long time and while he has had a couple of shots, this tag team tournament may be his best chance to win the gold and show the world that he belongs among the elite.
JONATHAN MARX: I can’t argue with that.
BRANDON JACOBS: It certainly doesn’t hurt Luster that he knows that if his team loses, the Unnamed Bastard is likely to snap and when he snaps, he snaps necks.
VIC WATERS: Good point.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, the time for talk is done, lets get this show on the road!
(CUEUP: "Funkytown"-Disco Fever)
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, weighing in at over five hundred pounds, a team combing the evil of Disco with heart of a true bastard, the tag team of Luster and the Unnamed Bastard!
::Luster and Unnamed Bastard come down to the ring together to a mixed reaction from the crowd and enter the ring::
(CUEUP: “"In Da Club" by 50 Cent)
RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, the first member of team D.A.M.N., a former college basketball star at St. John’s and an NBA Allstar, RON ARTEST!
::Ron Artest comes down to the ring to a big pop, he takes off his bling and enters the ring::
RING ANNOUNCER: And last but not least, the former BAD and WFW World Heavyweight Champion and founder of D.A.M.N, STEVE SAVOY!
::Steve Savoy walks down the aisle and enters the ring::
*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: Ron Artest and Luster are starting things off for their team.
CROWD: MIDGET PUNTER! MIDGET PUNTER!
VIC WATERS: This crowd is despicable cheering for Artest after what he did at Almost Live.
JONATHAN MARX: Who would have thought that Luster would be the model citizen in the ring with anyone. Not that I am judging his lifestyle out of the ring…
VIC WATERS: Nothing wrong being a playa.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster is yelling at Artest that he has no business being in a ring and he is going to make him pay.
VIC WATERS: Basketball players in the ring, what is next, talk show hosts?
BRANDON JACOBS: ARTEST SPITS AT LUSTER AND ARTEST AND LUSTER ARE DUKING IT OUT!
VIC WATERS: Artest is a punk, he should learn to treat Luster with respect or he is going to make him pay for it.
BRANDON JACOBS: ARTEST SWINGS AND MISSES AND LUSTER WHIPS HIM OFF THE ROPES…
JONATHAN MARX: I think I felt the wind from that windmill punch he tried to land.
BRANDON JACOBS: LUSTER TAKES ARTEST DOWN WITH A SPEAR! Luster jumps on top of Artest and he starts pounding him right in the head with a closed fist repeatedly to the head!
VIC WATERS: KICK HIS ASS LUSTER!
BRANDON JACOBS: ARTEST IS TRYING TO FIGHT TO GET LUSTER OFF OF HIM AND ARTEST GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! The ref is ordering Luster to get off of him.
JONATHAN MARX: Artest for his experience level has a good presence in the ring. He knew exactly where he was and that is what saved him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster is backing up and Artest is using the ropes to get back to his feet…. LUSTER CHARGES WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND ARTEST DUCKS DOWN AND HE BACK BODY DROPS LUSTER OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!
CROWD: OOOOOH!
VIC WATERS: Luster took a nasty spill onto the floor and it looks like he may have hurt his back when he landed.
JONATHAN MARX: Artest caught Luster out of the corner of his eye and thankfully he was able to save himself.
BRANDON JACOBS: Artest exits the ring and he calls Savoy over… AND SAVOY AND ARTEST ARE WORKING OVER LUSTER ON THE OUTSIDE!
VIC WATERS: The referee should disqualify them, this is blatant thuggary!
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY IS RIPPING UP THE RING MATS AT RINGSIDE RIGHT OFF THE GROUND!
JONATHAN MARX: Those ring mats don’t provide much padding, but at least it is something.
VIC WATERS: The ref needs to call for the bell damn it!
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY IS INSTRUCTING ARTEST TO LIFT LUSTER UP OFF THE GROUND AND ARTEST LIFTS HIM HIGH IN THE AIR FOR A VERTICAL SUPLEX AND DROPS HIM DOWN ON THE GROUND! Luster is grabbing his back in the same place that he did when he crashed down on the ground. He doesn’t look in good shape.
JONATHAN MARX: D.A.M.N. is trying to eat into Luster’s natural conditioning. If he is in constant pain from his back, he isn’t going to be able to take this match long and try to tire out Artest and slightly aging Savoy.
BRANDON JACOBS: HERE COMES THE UNNAMED BASTARD AND SAVOY AND ARTEST ARE BACKING AWAY!
JONATHAN MARX: Unnamed Bastard has only been around for a relatively short time but he has already earned a reputation as a hell raiser.
VIC WATERS: I hope he knocks Artest right in the mouth. He deserves a good shot.
JONATHAN MARX: My god, did Artest rape your children or something?
VIC WATERS: He symbolizes everything wrong with sports.
BRANDON JACOBS: Unnamed Bastard is trying to help Luster back up…. D.A.M.N. CHARGES THEM BOTH FROM BEHIND AND LUSTER GETS KNOCKED DOWN AGAIN WHEN UNNAMED BASTARD COLLIDES INTO HIM!
VIC WATERS: Luster is having an awfully rough stretch here.
JONATHAN MARX: Lucky in love, unlucky in life.
BRANDON JACOBS: UNNAMED BASTARDS CHARGES BOTH SAVOY AND ARTEST AND HE IS FIGHTING BACK!
JONATHAN MARX: The Unnamed Bastard isn’t going down without a fight.
BRANDON JACOBS: UNNAMED BASTARDS HITS ARTIST WITH A FOREARM SHIVER! SAVOY CHARGES AND HE JUMPS UP AND HITS HIM WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK RIGHT IN THE FACE!
VIC WATERS: Give them hell Bastard!
BRANDON JACOBS: Savoy goes down! Unnamed Bastard picks Artest up off the ground…. HE CROTCHES ARTEST ON THE GUARDRAIL AND ARTEST FALLS OFF THE GUARDRAIL AND INTO THE CROWD!
JONATHAN MARX: The referee is screaming all four men to get back in the ring before he calls for a double DQ.
BRANDON JACOBS: The Unnamed Bastard picks Savoy up and he rolls him into the ring and he is coming back in after him.
JONATHAN MARX: Wait is the ref doing, neither man is legal!
VIC WATERS: The referee must have got confused in the melee or just figured this was as close to control as we were going to get.
JONATHAN MARX: I am going to go with the latter.
BRANDON JACOBS: Unnamed Bastard picks Savoy off the mat…. HE GRABS SAVOY BY THE HAIR AND HE THRUSTS HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO SAVOY!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy is staggering around like he just got shot.
VIC WATERS: When you have a head as hard as the Bastard does, being shot probably seems better.
BRANDON JACOBS: UNNAMED BASTARD CHARGES SAVOY AND HE HITS HIM WITH A KNEE LIFT AND HE STUMBLES BACK INTO THE ROPES!
JONATHAN MARX: Unnamed Bastard has been hitting him with so many quick shots to the head that Savoy doesn’t look like he knows where he is right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: Unnamed Bastard grabs the arm of Savoy… he whips him off the ropes…. HE CATCHES SAVOY IN A SLEEPER HOLD AND HE IS TRYING TO PUT HIM OUT COLD!
JONATHAN MARX: The referee needs to becareful and make sure Bastard doesn’t transition this into a choke.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY IS TRYING TO FIGHT THE HOLD BUT THE UNNAMED BASTARD SEEMS TO HAVE IT ON TIGHT…. SAVOY JUST MADE HIS BODY LIMP SO BASTARD HAS TO HOLD HIM BUT BASTARD WON’T LET HIM SLIP OUT!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy can slip out of more trouble than Bill Clinton.
VIC WATERS: With the babes to boot…
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY REGROUPS BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING OUT… WAIT A SECOND, SAVOY REACHES BACK AND HE GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR AND HE PULLS HIM OVER DOWN TO THE MAT!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy caught Bastard napping.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND BASTARD IS GETTING UP…. HE HITS HIM WITH THE EL CODO EXPLOSIVO RIGHT IN THE FACE AND BASTARD FINALLY GOES DOWN THE GROUND!
JONATHAN MARX: Good god, he nearly took off his head with that!
BRANDON JACOBS: Bastard is out of it, but I am not sure if Savoy fully clocked him with the move. SAVOY IS GOING FOR THE COVER! The referee goes down to count! 1-------------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------- BASTARD GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
JONATHAN MARX: Even if he didn’t get all of it, 2/3s of that move is more dangerous than 90% of the moves in wrestling and the Unnamed Bastard just kicked out.
VIC WATERS: This Unnamed Bastard must have a little Doc in him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster who is finally back in his corner is yelling at Bastard to get back up. Savoy is picking Bastard off of the ground.... HE LIFTS HIM UP AND HE HITS HIM WITH A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER RIGHT INTO THE MAT! SAVOY IS GOING FOR ANOTHER COVER!
JONATHAN MARX: This time I think he has him.
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1-------------------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------- UNNAMED BASTARD KICKS OUT AGAIN!
JONATHAN MARX: Jesus.
VIC WATERS: Unnamed Bastard won’t go down to these thugs on his watch.
BRANDON JACOBS: A frustrated Savoy picks Unnamed Bastard up AND HE WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER! Savoy backs up…. HE CHARGES UNNAMED BASTARD WITH A SPLASH BUT BASTARD GETS THE FOOT UP AND SAVOY GOES INTO THE BIG BOOT FACE FIRST!
JONATHAN MARX: My god, what is going to keep this monster down?
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY SOMEHOW REMAINS ON HIS FEET AND UNNAMED BASTARD LOCKS IN A FULL NELSON FROM BEHIND AND HE IS SWINGING SAVOY AROUND LIKE A RAG DOLL!
JONATHAN MARX: Artest is yelling at Savoy to keep his senses to him.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY STRUGGLES BUT HE FINALLY PLANTS HIS FEET AND HE THUMBS UNNAMED BASTARD RIGHT IN THE EYE!
JONATHAN MARX: A Mansonesque like move by Savoy…
BRANDON JACOBS: BASTARD IS TRYING TO CLEAR UP HIS EYE SIGHT BUT SAVOY WINDS BACK AND HE CLOCKS HIM WITH A DISCUS PUNCH!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy has him reeling, another couple of shots and he may have him.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY CLOCKS HIM WITH A SECOND DISCUS PUNCH AND BASTARD FALLS DOWN TO HIS KNEES! Savoy looks over at Luster and gives him an icy glance.
VIC WATERS: Luster screaming something at Savoy but I don’t know what.
JONATHAN MARX: It seems like Luster is taunting Savoy about his win over him as Bartleby.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY HURLS BASTARD INTO HIS OWN CORNER AND TELLING LUSTER TO TAG IN SO THEY CAN SETTLE THIS!
JONATHAN MARX: I don’t know if this is a bright idea by Savoy. This could cost him the match.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster reaches down… HE TAGS HIMSELF IN!
VIC WATERS: Savoy wanted his chance, now he has it.
BRANDON JACOBS: LUSTER ENTERS AND SAVOY RUSHES HIM AS HE TRIES TO GET IN!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy isn’t even giving him a chance to breath.
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY IS WAILING AWAY AT LUSTER AND LUSTER FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND!
VIC WATERS: He tripped on the ropes coming in.
BRANDON JACOBS: Savoy picks Luster up off the ground…. LOW BLOW ON SAVOY!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy was blocking the refs view so he didn’t see it.
BRANDON JACOBS: Savoy is bent over in pain…. LUSTER HOOKS SAVOY…. HE HITS HIM WITH THE STO! Luster is going for the cover and the ref goes down to count! 1---------------------------------------------------------------2---------------------------------------- SAVOY KICKS OUT BEFORE THE THREE!
JONATHAN MARX: Savoy has taken a lot of abuse in this match, I don’t know how much longer he can go.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster picks Savoy up…. HE WHIPS HIM OFF THE ROPES FOR A SPINEBUSTER…. THE REFEREE GOES DOWN AS SAVOY COMES OFF…… LUSTER HITS SAVOY WITH THE SPINEBUSTER LAYING HIM OUT! Luster is going for the cover!
JONATHAN MARX: The referee looks like he is out of it, he doesn’t see Luster has the cover on Savoy.
BRANDON JACOBS: ARTEST JUMPS OFF THE APRON AND GOES TO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE…..
CROWD: MIDGET PUNTER! MIDGET PUNTER!
VIC WATERS: God damn Ron Artest, whatever he is looking for can’t be good…
BRANDON JACOBS: ARTEST GRABS THE BLING HE HAD AROUND HIS NECK AND HE SLIDES INTO THE RING!
JONATHAN MARX: Here comes Unnamed Bastard!
BRANDON JACOBS: UNNAMED BASTARD B-LINES FOR ARTEST AND ARTEST NAILS HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THE BLING AND BASTARD GOES DOWN! Luster sees the commotion and he gets up….
VIC WATERS: NO LUSTER! STAY DOWN!
BRANDON JACOBS: ARTEST SWINGS WITH THE BLING BUT LUSTER DUCKS THE SHOT AND HE COMES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN AND HE KNOCKS THE BLING OUT OF ARTEST’S HAND!
VIC WATERS: YES!
BRANDON JACOBS: Artest is backing up into the corner….. LUSTER GRABS THE BLING AND HE IS THREATENING TO HIT ARTEST WITH IT…. WAIT A MINUTE, SAVOY IS GETTING BACK UP….
VIC WATERS: Oh man… Luster is trapped with no where to go, but he doesn’t see it!
BRANDON JACOBS: ARTEST JUMPS AT LUSTER AND PUSHES HIM TOWARDS SAVOY AND HE BUMPS INTO HIM BACK FIRST…..
VIC WATERS: Oh no!
BRANDON JACOBS: LUSTER TURNS AROUND AND SAVOY CLOCKS HIM WITH THE EL CODO EXPLOSIVO! Luster stumbles forward towards Artest…. ARTESTISTERONE (stunner)!
JONATHAN MARX: ARTEST SEES THE REF COMING TO AND HE DIVES FOR THE BLING AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!
BRANDON JACOBS: SAVOY MAKES THE COVER ON LUSTER! The ref is coming to and he goes down to count! 1-------------------------------------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------------------3!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of the match…. The team of Steve Savoy and Ron Artest…. D.A.M.N.!
VIC WATERS: This is what I mean, Steve Savoy and Ron Artest are thugs. If it wasn’t for the bling bling, Luster and Unnamed Bastard would have rightfully pulled this out.
BRANDON JACOBS: You could say it was the perfect bling storm.
JONATHAN MARX: I had hoped we could have gone World’s Finest whole history without using the word bling. Somewhere a traditionalist weeps.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, but when we comeback, Jean Rabesque & Steve Johnson will team up to face Powermaster & Roderick…. STAY TUNED!
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