PaulNJ21
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The following match is for the BAD World Heavyweight Title. The Angle/RP deadline is Sunday, April 17th 11:59 PM EST. Send all angles to pmiller21@gmail.com
WFW Great Expectations: Jared Wells (c) vs. Steve Johnson
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BarryClarkJr
DADDY
Champ. What else?
(FADEIN to the B.A.D World Champion sitting on his couch just chillin as the ever so famous Dirty Mexican Chavez is on the other chair with a stoned look on his face just staring at Wells)
JARED WELLS: You know I do nothing around here but flume greatness. It's like no matter what I do around here people don't appreciate unprotected sex the B.A.D World Heavyweight Champion. I'm among the greatest B.A.D World Champions. Wait, I AM the greatest B.A.D World Heavyweight champion EVER! I've held this title for over a year now and everybody who thought their (BLEEP) was bigger than mine paid the price.
But lets do a little associations here.....
MAELSTROM.....
Without a doubt he knew what he was getting into. Bottom line, he won a match by submission thanks to the ref. I never gave up. Of course I ask for a rematch and what happens to him? What a (BLEEP) tool.
MANSON
Without a doubt the lead soul of the power rangers. Christ, he's scared. He got his (BLEEP) beat. I've wanted his (BLEEP) for a long time. So when I get a chance he (BLEEP) out! Go figure.
INNER CIRCLE
Were you serious?
SEAN EDMUNDS
I'm the reason why Sean Edmunds sucks!!! I'm the reason why his career is in shambles.
IRON LION
Gone.
STEVE JOHNSON
What? who?
(Chavez starts to giggle)
JARED WELLS: What? What's so funny you dirty (BLEEP)?
(Plays video clips of Steve Johnson)
STEVE JOHNSON: "I can’t believe I am standing here just a few days after winning my first match. Not only do I have a contract, but I am standing in the very same place that guys like Jean Rabesque and Manson, cut the promos that helped propel them to their successes here in the WFW"
JARED WELLS: Woah woah woah there. Jean Rabesque propel a career here in the WFW? He never had a career here in the WFW. Maybe you need to go back to do whatever you were doing before cause your history knowledge sucks.
(Another clip)
STEVE JOHNSON: "I know some of these guys like Jared Wells, Luster, Thirteen, and UB relish this hardcore debauchery but keep in mind that is not WRESTLING"
JARED WELLS: Great, I'm hardcore now? Johnson.....
(Chavez giggles again)
JARED WELLS: Your laughing because I'm saying Johnson?
(Chavez falls over in the chair)
Double duty that night against you Johnson.....then teaming up with my boy Felix Red......I'll bring the dirty thirty. I got it going on cause I'm the best. You don't deserve a shot at the title.
I'll take everything away from you pal. I'll take your pride, your dignity, your career, and your woman.
Am I evil? Well yes I am.
(FADEIN to the B.A.D World Champion sitting on his couch just chillin as the ever so famous Dirty Mexican Chavez is on the other chair with a stoned look on his face just staring at Wells)
JARED WELLS: You know I do nothing around here but flume greatness. It's like no matter what I do around here people don't appreciate unprotected sex the B.A.D World Heavyweight Champion. I'm among the greatest B.A.D World Champions. Wait, I AM the greatest B.A.D World Heavyweight champion EVER! I've held this title for over a year now and everybody who thought their (BLEEP) was bigger than mine paid the price.
But lets do a little associations here.....
MAELSTROM.....
Without a doubt he knew what he was getting into. Bottom line, he won a match by submission thanks to the ref. I never gave up. Of course I ask for a rematch and what happens to him? What a (BLEEP) tool.
MANSON
Without a doubt the lead soul of the power rangers. Christ, he's scared. He got his (BLEEP) beat. I've wanted his (BLEEP) for a long time. So when I get a chance he (BLEEP) out! Go figure.
INNER CIRCLE
Were you serious?
SEAN EDMUNDS
I'm the reason why Sean Edmunds sucks!!! I'm the reason why his career is in shambles.
IRON LION
Gone.
STEVE JOHNSON
What? who?
(Chavez starts to giggle)
JARED WELLS: What? What's so funny you dirty (BLEEP)?
(Plays video clips of Steve Johnson)
STEVE JOHNSON: "I can’t believe I am standing here just a few days after winning my first match. Not only do I have a contract, but I am standing in the very same place that guys like Jean Rabesque and Manson, cut the promos that helped propel them to their successes here in the WFW"
JARED WELLS: Woah woah woah there. Jean Rabesque propel a career here in the WFW? He never had a career here in the WFW. Maybe you need to go back to do whatever you were doing before cause your history knowledge sucks.
(Another clip)
STEVE JOHNSON: "I know some of these guys like Jared Wells, Luster, Thirteen, and UB relish this hardcore debauchery but keep in mind that is not WRESTLING"
JARED WELLS: Great, I'm hardcore now? Johnson.....
(Chavez giggles again)
JARED WELLS: Your laughing because I'm saying Johnson?
(Chavez falls over in the chair)
Double duty that night against you Johnson.....then teaming up with my boy Felix Red......I'll bring the dirty thirty. I got it going on cause I'm the best. You don't deserve a shot at the title.
I'll take everything away from you pal. I'll take your pride, your dignity, your career, and your woman.
Am I evil? Well yes I am.
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Fade into Steve Johnson sitting in his hotel room in the aftermath of Merrython. The room looks a bit messy with his duffel bag practically vomiting clothes. As you pan around the rest of the room to the unmade bed, and then finally you catch Steve Johnson standing in front of his window staring out into the City at Night. In the distance are many bright lights grounded by concrete towers. Johnson is wearing some red and gray mesh shorts and a sleeveless black t-shirt. The camera is zooming out into the city and Johnson stays with his back to the camera.)
Steve Johnson: It seems that no matter how successful I get I always want to take it one step further. Today I am on the 20th floor which leaves me yearning to get to the 21st floor and so on. This desire for success is not one that comes from years of failure, or chasing some grand dream that I could never achieve, but it is one that comes from having always been the best. I want to be the best, not because I fear failure, but because I have never known anything else.
(He sighs and turns back to the camera, his eyes look a little glazed with a bit less intensity than usual.)
SJ: Merrython changed that, and for the first time in my life I realized what it was like to lose and have no control over the outcome of my fate. I lost not because I did not work hard enough, not because I was not talented enough, but because when the chips were down I could not save my partner from Luster. The humility I learned from that will be perhaps one of the most profound lessons I have learned in my short time here.....
(His voice picks up some steam and gets a little louder. He sticks his chest out and the glazed look in his eye now seems to be gone, as a new resolve seems to commandeer his brown eyes. )
SJ: I came into wrestling thinking I knew it all and now I am prepared to acknowledge that I only know 2 things, I love wrestling and I love the fans. Mr.Wells, you have held onto that title now for over a year. In that year you have made heroes into zeros and crippled strong men. What most men in engaged in our livelihood want you have achieved, so instead of using funny jokes to demean you, or try being wittier, I will respect your ability and what you have accomplished. I know that you see some newbie rookie and you think that fighting me will be like my Buckeyes playing San Diego State. However you see me and you forget that you used to be me. You weren’t always a champion; hell I am sure you weren’t always a contender. I hope you don’t think that my respect of your accomplishments does not give you some false confidence of winning this match, because I have no problems admitting that I want to end your reign atop of this federation.
No one gave me a chance to win my 2nd National Championship at Ohio State and I did. No one gave me a chance to win my first match and I did.
(He begins to speak slowly)
And at Great Expectations I will do what no one in this federation thinks I can do…..
Fade Out
Steve Johnson: It seems that no matter how successful I get I always want to take it one step further. Today I am on the 20th floor which leaves me yearning to get to the 21st floor and so on. This desire for success is not one that comes from years of failure, or chasing some grand dream that I could never achieve, but it is one that comes from having always been the best. I want to be the best, not because I fear failure, but because I have never known anything else.
(He sighs and turns back to the camera, his eyes look a little glazed with a bit less intensity than usual.)
SJ: Merrython changed that, and for the first time in my life I realized what it was like to lose and have no control over the outcome of my fate. I lost not because I did not work hard enough, not because I was not talented enough, but because when the chips were down I could not save my partner from Luster. The humility I learned from that will be perhaps one of the most profound lessons I have learned in my short time here.....
(His voice picks up some steam and gets a little louder. He sticks his chest out and the glazed look in his eye now seems to be gone, as a new resolve seems to commandeer his brown eyes. )
SJ: I came into wrestling thinking I knew it all and now I am prepared to acknowledge that I only know 2 things, I love wrestling and I love the fans. Mr.Wells, you have held onto that title now for over a year. In that year you have made heroes into zeros and crippled strong men. What most men in engaged in our livelihood want you have achieved, so instead of using funny jokes to demean you, or try being wittier, I will respect your ability and what you have accomplished. I know that you see some newbie rookie and you think that fighting me will be like my Buckeyes playing San Diego State. However you see me and you forget that you used to be me. You weren’t always a champion; hell I am sure you weren’t always a contender. I hope you don’t think that my respect of your accomplishments does not give you some false confidence of winning this match, because I have no problems admitting that I want to end your reign atop of this federation.
No one gave me a chance to win my 2nd National Championship at Ohio State and I did. No one gave me a chance to win my first match and I did.
(He begins to speak slowly)
And at Great Expectations I will do what no one in this federation thinks I can do…..
Fade Out
BarryClarkJr
DADDY
What?
(FADEIN to Jared Wells hanging out in his hotel room wearing the usual work jeans, sleeveless 'Bastard Son' tee and the B.A.D World Title sitting on his shoulder. Crazy Mexican Chavez sporting his 'MEXELLENCE' tee shirt is walking around the glass table in the background)
JARED WELLS:Great, your on the 20th floor yearning to get to the 21st. What'cha gonna tell me next? If you take two plus two you get four? If you wipe your ass enough times it hurts? What, where are you going with all this madness man?
Your looking for that something in your career. You can feel it can't you? Big man is getting a chance at my coveted B.A.D World Heavyweight title. Feels good don't it? Your hard work is paying off, and your dreams are about to happen?
BULL(BLEEP)! You want to be the best but it won't happen on my terms. In fact, you'll never be the best after this encounter cause I'll take your pride and your dreams and shove them right up your ass! You only get better at what you do. But one lesson you will learn from all of this is don't (BLEEP) with me.
Let's do a little compare 'n contrast here pal.
You love the fans. I hate the fans but they love me! Simple as that.
You respect? I LOATH people like you.
You went to Ohio State.....I went to the strip club.
You are granted a chance....I had to take my chance all my life.
More than likely your a gentleman? I'm a bastard who won't pull out!
So if you thing one second that your that (BLEEP) prick jock from college can come in here and ramble on about worthless (BLEEP), boy you in big trouble. This won't be just some 'Rasstlin match. We are not here to have college frat parties talking about they wish they could get a piece of ass. Things around here are way beyond that my friend. Way beyond.
It's B.A.D rules
My (BLEEP) RULES!
And throughout the year I've called the shots and you'll be nothing short of another (BLEEP). I've got no problem with you dreaming but once its all said and done you will be on the list of people who ran off into the dark thanks to me. Just too bad for you your hard work is about to end.
(Starts to shout)
I'VE BEEN THE (BLEEP) CHAMPION FOR A YEAR NOW! HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE IT! COME AND GET IT!!! IT'S RIGHT HERE COME AND GET IT!
It's your first shot and trust me, I'll make sure it's your last EVER!!
(FADEOUT)
(FADEIN to Jared Wells hanging out in his hotel room wearing the usual work jeans, sleeveless 'Bastard Son' tee and the B.A.D World Title sitting on his shoulder. Crazy Mexican Chavez sporting his 'MEXELLENCE' tee shirt is walking around the glass table in the background)
JARED WELLS:Great, your on the 20th floor yearning to get to the 21st. What'cha gonna tell me next? If you take two plus two you get four? If you wipe your ass enough times it hurts? What, where are you going with all this madness man?
Your looking for that something in your career. You can feel it can't you? Big man is getting a chance at my coveted B.A.D World Heavyweight title. Feels good don't it? Your hard work is paying off, and your dreams are about to happen?
BULL(BLEEP)! You want to be the best but it won't happen on my terms. In fact, you'll never be the best after this encounter cause I'll take your pride and your dreams and shove them right up your ass! You only get better at what you do. But one lesson you will learn from all of this is don't (BLEEP) with me.
Let's do a little compare 'n contrast here pal.
You love the fans. I hate the fans but they love me! Simple as that.
You respect? I LOATH people like you.
You went to Ohio State.....I went to the strip club.
You are granted a chance....I had to take my chance all my life.
More than likely your a gentleman? I'm a bastard who won't pull out!
So if you thing one second that your that (BLEEP) prick jock from college can come in here and ramble on about worthless (BLEEP), boy you in big trouble. This won't be just some 'Rasstlin match. We are not here to have college frat parties talking about they wish they could get a piece of ass. Things around here are way beyond that my friend. Way beyond.
It's B.A.D rules
My (BLEEP) RULES!
And throughout the year I've called the shots and you'll be nothing short of another (BLEEP). I've got no problem with you dreaming but once its all said and done you will be on the list of people who ran off into the dark thanks to me. Just too bad for you your hard work is about to end.
(Starts to shout)
I'VE BEEN THE (BLEEP) CHAMPION FOR A YEAR NOW! HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE IT! COME AND GET IT!!! IT'S RIGHT HERE COME AND GET IT!
It's your first shot and trust me, I'll make sure it's your last EVER!!
(FADEOUT)
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(Fade into Steve Johnson standing in front of the WFW back drop wearing jeans and a black t-shirt. He has some light bags under his eyes but they are more intense than previously.)
Jared I have known many guys like you in my life, you are the kind of guy who lived their life at the expense of everyone else. You drank, joked, and abused yourself and everyone around you to make you feel whole. I remember seeing meathead frat boys like you at OSU, and every time one of those guys got brave and decided that they needed to prove something, they always stepped to the National Champion on campus. Unfortunately, I have seen you “fight,” and I know you are only a fratboy in nature, but as a fighter you are truly destructive.
YOUR PATH OF DESTRUCTION ENDS HERE!
You won’t destroy my pride, my self-respect, or my career. I know that everyone sees me as an underdog the likes of which this federation has never seen. You sit in your motel room wondering who is this kid and what balls he has to challenge me. I challenge you for everyone who didn’t have a chance. I challenge you because I don’t have to beat you ten times just once. I challenge you, because after we both have wrestled one match I am sure I am more conditioned than you could ever be.
While you have been sitting at the Motel Six, I have been studying tape, lifting weights, and mentally preparing myself for a challenge. I enjoy the fact that you are taking me lightly, because since I stepped foot into the WFW everyone else has too. I relish the idea that you make jokes about my college, my lifestyle choices, and me because that means that you are overlooking me as a wrestler. You are setting up a perfect recipe for your demise and my rise to immortality.
I understand that you have trouble comprehending my desire to want to wrestle, but that is why I am here, anyone can throw a chair, but very few people can throw a clean suplex. The only difference between the suplex I will throw on Powermaster earlier in the night, and the one I will put on you, will be that you are GOING THROUGH A TABLE!. You are the champion and for the past year you have been king of a match that has no rules, but today I mark the start of the revolution against your reign.
Jared you are right, in a week I will never get a shot at the title again….. Yet the question you should be asking yourself is whether I will give you a shot at the title after Great Expectations.
Fade out
Jared I have known many guys like you in my life, you are the kind of guy who lived their life at the expense of everyone else. You drank, joked, and abused yourself and everyone around you to make you feel whole. I remember seeing meathead frat boys like you at OSU, and every time one of those guys got brave and decided that they needed to prove something, they always stepped to the National Champion on campus. Unfortunately, I have seen you “fight,” and I know you are only a fratboy in nature, but as a fighter you are truly destructive.
YOUR PATH OF DESTRUCTION ENDS HERE!
You won’t destroy my pride, my self-respect, or my career. I know that everyone sees me as an underdog the likes of which this federation has never seen. You sit in your motel room wondering who is this kid and what balls he has to challenge me. I challenge you for everyone who didn’t have a chance. I challenge you because I don’t have to beat you ten times just once. I challenge you, because after we both have wrestled one match I am sure I am more conditioned than you could ever be.
While you have been sitting at the Motel Six, I have been studying tape, lifting weights, and mentally preparing myself for a challenge. I enjoy the fact that you are taking me lightly, because since I stepped foot into the WFW everyone else has too. I relish the idea that you make jokes about my college, my lifestyle choices, and me because that means that you are overlooking me as a wrestler. You are setting up a perfect recipe for your demise and my rise to immortality.
I understand that you have trouble comprehending my desire to want to wrestle, but that is why I am here, anyone can throw a chair, but very few people can throw a clean suplex. The only difference between the suplex I will throw on Powermaster earlier in the night, and the one I will put on you, will be that you are GOING THROUGH A TABLE!. You are the champion and for the past year you have been king of a match that has no rules, but today I mark the start of the revolution against your reign.
Jared you are right, in a week I will never get a shot at the title again….. Yet the question you should be asking yourself is whether I will give you a shot at the title after Great Expectations.
Fade out
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BarryClarkJr
DADDY
Pee Wee's Playhouse
(FADEIN to Jared Wells laying on the couch relaxed with his hands behind his head. He is wearing the normal work jeans, sleeveless 'Bastard Son' tee and the B.A.D world title sitting over his stomach)
JARED WELLS:It seems like our good buddy Steven Small Johnson just doesn't quite understand what he's getting himself into, yet alone talking about. Your path of destruction talk is making my penis soft. Really it is. If I knew I was getting into this crap I would have issued a challenge to Lindsay Troy in a KY Jelly match. But thats neither here nor there. I bet your parents are proud that their Stevie JohnSSSSSTON when to college. I'm sure daddy was proud that you (BLEEP) everyones (BLEEP) to get that B+. Mommy didn't care cause while daddy was away she was at your frat parties filming My First Sex Teacher.
You see I was the bastard kid in the family.
So your going to put me through a table? Are you serious? That's it? That's all you want to do? I mean this is the B.A.D World Title and if you think it represents a piece of wood, OH MAN are you in trouble. Sit there and study all the tapes you can. Watching Pee Wee's Playhouse won't help you in quest of (BLEEP).
Just remember this is B.A.D rules. You wanna suplex me? I'll just kick ya right in the (BLEEP) nuts! You sit there and talk about the recipe. Mine consists of condoms wrapped around your (BLEEP) neck. Choking you until you turn purple. Shankin' you in front of the world to steal your dignity. I'm an absolute performer. Period.....nothing to it. I'm coming after you Johnson to hurt you. I will put you through a world of (BLEEP)
I don't give a (BLEEP) about college.
I don't give a (BLEEP) about your national paper titles.
I don't give a (BLEEP) about your skills of beer pong.
I don't give a (BLEEP) about your premature ejaculation problem.
I don't give a (BLEEP) about you dry humping furniture.
Big deal, you like blow up dolls. Dude, really its ok.
Did I just hear you say Motel Six? OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Uh, try Motel-Sixty-Nine.
...Thats how I roll. Your just a little boy in a big mans world.
We are all born to die.......for you losing is right beside of death. Good day to be alive 'eh?
(FADEIN to Jared Wells laying on the couch relaxed with his hands behind his head. He is wearing the normal work jeans, sleeveless 'Bastard Son' tee and the B.A.D world title sitting over his stomach)
JARED WELLS:It seems like our good buddy Steven Small Johnson just doesn't quite understand what he's getting himself into, yet alone talking about. Your path of destruction talk is making my penis soft. Really it is. If I knew I was getting into this crap I would have issued a challenge to Lindsay Troy in a KY Jelly match. But thats neither here nor there. I bet your parents are proud that their Stevie JohnSSSSSTON when to college. I'm sure daddy was proud that you (BLEEP) everyones (BLEEP) to get that B+. Mommy didn't care cause while daddy was away she was at your frat parties filming My First Sex Teacher.
You see I was the bastard kid in the family.
So your going to put me through a table? Are you serious? That's it? That's all you want to do? I mean this is the B.A.D World Title and if you think it represents a piece of wood, OH MAN are you in trouble. Sit there and study all the tapes you can. Watching Pee Wee's Playhouse won't help you in quest of (BLEEP).
Just remember this is B.A.D rules. You wanna suplex me? I'll just kick ya right in the (BLEEP) nuts! You sit there and talk about the recipe. Mine consists of condoms wrapped around your (BLEEP) neck. Choking you until you turn purple. Shankin' you in front of the world to steal your dignity. I'm an absolute performer. Period.....nothing to it. I'm coming after you Johnson to hurt you. I will put you through a world of (BLEEP)
I don't give a (BLEEP) about college.
I don't give a (BLEEP) about your national paper titles.
I don't give a (BLEEP) about your skills of beer pong.
I don't give a (BLEEP) about your premature ejaculation problem.
I don't give a (BLEEP) about you dry humping furniture.
Big deal, you like blow up dolls. Dude, really its ok.
Did I just hear you say Motel Six? OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Uh, try Motel-Sixty-Nine.
...Thats how I roll. Your just a little boy in a big mans world.
We are all born to die.......for you losing is right beside of death. Good day to be alive 'eh?