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(PARKING LOT)
::Manson closes the door to his car and he is carrying his bag into the arena::
BLACK ROSE: May I have a moment of your time?
::Manson ignore Black Rose and walks past him::
BLACK ROSE: Fine, be that way, that is the last time that I let you borrow my monkey chow.
::Lonestar and Dick run past Black Rose nearly knocking him down and attack Manson from behind::
BLACK ROSE: GOOD GOD, LONESTAR HAS JUMPED MANSON WITH A TEXAS BULL ROPE IN THE PARKING LOT AT THE UNITED CENTER AND THEY ARE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF HIM!
JONATHAN MARX (voice over): Someone better security out there before we don’t have a main event!
BRANDON JACOBS (voice over): This parking lot has been nothing but trouble for Manson, last year Terrell Mason attacked him in the parking lot to help his friend Shawn Hart and now this. Next year he better come with armed guards.
BLACK ROSE: Lonestar has a rope…. AND HE PUTS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF MANSON AND SYNCHES IT TIGHT!
LONESTAR: (shouting at Manson) if wer der dam president, ida hung you on dem gallows rit in the ring BOY!
JONATHAN MARX: (voice over) Doesn’t the United Center have any security at all?!
BLACK ROSE: LONESTAR AND DICK ARE TYING THE ROPE TO THE BACK OF THEIR PICKUP TRUCK! Jesus Christ, I think they are going to drag him by his neck Texas style.
JONATHAN MARX: THEY ARE GOING TO KILL HIM!
BLACK ROSE: Lonestar and Dick hop into the pickup truck…. THEY REV THE CAR UP AND THEY ARE DRAGGING MANSON BY HIS NECK AND MANSON IS GRABBING THE ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE IN ORDER TO AVOID BE STRANGLED TO DEATH! Chris Wink jumps out in front of the car and he is screaming at Lonestar to stop….
JONATHAN MARX: NO! GET OUT OF THE WAY WINK!
BLACK ROSE: LONESTAR SWERVES OUT OF THE WAY AND HE CRASHES HIS PICKUP TRUCK INTO EL ARCO IRIS’ VOLKSWAGON BUG! Damn, I think Lonestar completely totaled it.
JONATHAN MARX: That god he swerved out of the way, hopefully Manson is okay. His back looks like it is all scratched up and he is bleeding.
BLACK ROSE: Lonestar and Dick are getting out of the car and they look like they are unharmed, they are fleeing from the scene and here come the medics to check to see if Manson is okay. Manson is moving around but he is bloody mess right now.
JONATHAN MARX (voice over): If Manson ever catches Lonestar, he is a dead man.
BRANDON JACOBS (voice over): Folks, we have to take a commercial break, when we comeback, we will have an update on Manson and our first match of the night, Pulsar verses Mike McGee…. STAY TUNED!