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BRANDON JACOBS: Welcome back everyone from the commercial break, it is time for the long awaited debut of Christian Sands with the lovely Lindsay Troy in his corner… but he is going to have a hell of a challenger tonight in Mike Lane.
JONATHAN MARX: We all saw the amount of chaos Mike Lane was capable of at the Bar Room Brawl across the street from Fenway Park. Hell, he helped to burn the place down. He would like nothing more than to cause a bit more anarchy and send Christian Sands home with a loss in his debut.
VIC WATERS: People don’t know this, but Christian Sands was originally scheduled to be on the Superbowl of Wrestling as an opponent for Lindsay Troy, but because of scheduling conflicts, it just never got done.
BRANDON JACOBS: Everyone knows I have my issues with Lindsay Troy from Survivor, but I think the world of her as a wrestler and she is one hell of a manager. She managed more people in the NFW playoffs than anyone this year and I think that is a testament to her intelligence and testicular fortitude.
JONATHAN MARX: You have come a long way my son…
VIC WATERS: Earlier in the year, management spoke about how they Sands was on a very short list of talent they wanted here in WFW and it is amazing that WFW has the budget to bring in guys of Sands’ level again and again.
JONATHAN MARX: Don’t remind me, it is eating away at my inheritance. I remember when WFW was nice and small and had a much higher profit margin. Those were the days.
BRANDON JACOBS: Now we are going by the Walmart principle and bringing everyone and working bigger places so we can get larger crowds. Sands has all of the makings to be one of the biggest stars in all of wrestling, if he can just put everything together, he has a hell of an upside.
JONATHAN MARX: From your lips to God’s ears.
VIC WATERS: There you go bringing up Manson again…
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, lets send this one down to ringside and get this underway!
(CUEUP: “Dark Machine” by Paul Oakenfold)
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first from Barrie, Ontario, Canada… accompanied by the Queen of Wrestling Lindsay Troy, one of the most promising stars in all of wrestling today….. making his WFW debut here tonight…. CHRISTIAN SANDS!
::Christian Sands walks down to the ring to a loud pop side by side with Lindsay Troy, Sands hands Troy his sunglasses and coat and enters the ring::
CUEUP: “Nasty Ho" by Nuerotic Outsiders)
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, A WWL Legend and one of the toughest man in all of wrestling, from Braintree, Massachusetts, MIKE LANE!
::crowd with a mixture of boos and cheers as a wobbling Mike Lane walks down to ringside and enters::
JONATHAN MARX: God damn it, I think Mike Lane is inebriated.
VIC WATERS: He is drunk too.
BRANDON JACOBS: The ref is yelling at Mike Lane and saying that he is in no condition to perform…. Christian Sands looks ticked off…. CHRISTIAN SANDS RUSHES MIKE LANE AND ATTACKS HIM BEFORE THE BELL!
*bell rings*
JONATHAN MARX: Looks like the ref is going to let Mike Lane learn his lesson….
VIC WATERS: If there is anything I can’t stand, it is a drunk.
BRANDON JACOBS: Mike Lane is swinging wildly at Christian Sands trying to punch him in the head!
JONATHAN MARX: Those aren’t even anywhere close to connecting.
VIC WATERS: He needs to swing for the one in the middle.
BRANDON JACOBS: CHRISTIAN SANDS CATCHES LANE OFF GUARD AND GRABS MIKE LANE BY THE NECK AND LIFTS HIM ONTO HIS BACK WITH A FIREMAN’S CARRY!
JONATHAN MARX: Good god, this could break Mike Lane’s neck.
VIC WATERS: Come on Lane!
BRANDON JACOBS: Christian Sands spins him around while hold onto his neck…. AND HE DELIVERS THE REVERSE NECKBREAKER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
JONATHAN MARX: Lane looks like he is out of it.
VIC WATERS: That is a devastating move by Sands.
BRANDON JACOBS: Christian Sands sits up Mike Lane….. SANDS HITS MIKE LANE FROM BEHIND WITH A ROLLING NECK SNAP!
JONATHAN MARX: That was absolutely perfect, I always wondered why more people didn’t use that move.
VIC WATERS: Shades of one of the great ones who we honored early on in WFW history.
BRANDON JACOBS: CHRISTIAN SANDS IS GOING FOR THE COVER!
JONATHAN MARX: This could be it.
VIC WATERS: Sands has done what nobody in the WFW has been able to do, he has treated Lane like a rag doll in there.
BRANDON JACOBS: The ref goes down for the count! 1--------------------------------------------------2------------------------------- MIKE LANE MANAGES TO KICK OUT!
JONATHAN MARX: That had to be pure instinct for Mike Lane.
VIC WATERS: Mike Lane has shown that he will never go down without a fight.
BRANDON JACOBS: Sands picks up Lane up onto his feet and Mike Lane can barely stand…. SANDS BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES FOR A CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF THE NECK BUT LANE FALLS DOWN TO ONE KNEE AND DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE!
JONATHAN MARX: This is a matter of survival for Mike Lane. He doesn’t want Sands to further mess up that neck of his.
VIC WATERS: Mike Lane has all the makings of a champion, if he could ever clean up his act, he could be one of the major players in WFW.
BRANDON JACOBS: MIKE LANE GETS UP AND HE HITS SANDS IN THE BACK OF THE NECK WITH A FOREARM AND SANDS IS BENT OVER GRABBING HIS NECK BUT HE DOESN’T GO DOWN!
JONATHAN MARX: Sands wasn’t expecting that shot and quite frankly neither was I.
VIC WATERS: It appears Mike Lane may finally coming back to his senses after all those shots Sands gave him.
BRANDON JACOBS: MIKE LANE SEES SANDS BENT OVER…. AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND HE IS GOING FOR ANOTHER FOREARM SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD…..
VIC WATERS: GET HIM!
BRANDON JACOBS: SANDS DUCKS DOWN AND HE CATCHES LANE OFF GUARD WITH A COBRA CLUTCH TO THAT INJURED NECK OF LANE…. SANDS HITS HIM WITH THE SANDBLASTER!
VIC WATERS: No damn it!
JONATHAN MARX: Lane’s goose is cooked.
BRANDON JACOBS: Sand goes for the cover! The ref goes down to count! 1-------------------------------2----------------------------------3!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of the match….. CHRISTIAN SANDS!
JONATHAN MARX: Sands with a hell of a victory here against Lane in his debut.
VIC WATERS: There will be those who try to dismiss this win by saying that Lane was drunk, but other wrestlers have been in the squared circle less than a 100% and they weren’t dominated like that.
(Christian Sands walks over to the ring announcer and grabs a microphone, he stands in the middle of the ring, and speaks out to the audience)
JONATHAN MARX: (voice over) Looks like Sands wants to say something, lets be quiet and listen in…
SANDS: To anyone out there that thought that The Inner Circle wasn't for real, allow that to go as notice served. We are by far the most dominant group in the WFW, and there is NO ONE out there that can stop us. More than that, I hope this proves to everyone ONCE AND FOR ALL that I am simply unbeatable inside of a wrestling ring, that I am the greatest technical wrestler alive today, and that there is no one at all that can stand in my way. Furthermore -------
(Sands is interrupted by music)
(CUEUP: "Shapes of Things" by The Jeff Healy Band)
(Sands' jaw drops and the crowd explodes, "NO FALSE GIMMICKS" appears on the screen, and after a moment Jean Rabesque appears on the entry way, dressed in a black dress shirt with gray pants, a microphone in his hand and a smile on his face as he peers down at Sands)
JONATHAN MARX (voice over): Oh my God… It is Jean Rabesque!
VIC WATERS (voice over): What is he doing here?!
RABESQUE: Well, I was planning on keeping this thing secret a little while longer, but man Christian, I just couldn't help myself. I wasn't planning to debut tonight, but now you brought me out, right here, in front of this raucous crowd right here in Chicago, Illinois!!!
(The crowd pops)
But Christian, no one can stand in your way? You're the best technical wrestler in the world? Come on Chris, you know better than that. Don't make statements unless you think you got what it takes to back it up.
Chris, I know what I mean to you. Hell, you act as if your greatest career accomplishment is going to a 66 minute DRAW with me. Everywhere I go I get guys in the back telling me how they wished you would just shut your mouth about the whole damn thing. But yes Chris, it was a hell of a match, in my mind, the match of the year for 2004. But Chris...... it was a draw. Move on...... live in the now!
But if you want to come out here and pump yourself up here in Chicago, FINE! But it's put up or shut up Chris. And this goes out to the rest of your little Inner Circle. Maelstrom...... Lindsay..... (Rabesque chuckles), you name the time, you name the place! Because Jean Rabesque is officially in WFW and I will take you down one person at a time. Anybody who wants to jump on board is welcome, but I'm more than willing to do this alone if I must. Christian, I hope you enjoyed your day today, because play time is over.
No false gimmicks..... no false hype....... Christian, I can see it in your face, I'm your worst nightmare......... I am Jean Rabesque!!!
(Camera cuts to Sands, with a disapproving look on his face, back to Rabesque, smiling from ear to ear as he slowly leaves the ring)
JONATHAN MARX: Looks like we have another match for the Christmas Card PPV and if Rabesque verses Sands II is anything like the first match, it is going to tear the place down.
VIC WATERS: I am so glad to have Rabesque here in WFW, I am going to start drinking Evian.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, but when we comeback, it will be Rocko Daymon verses John Doe to determine who will face Psycho for the WFW North American Title at the PPV…. STAY TUNED!
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