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(CUTTO: Backstage. FELIX RED is standing next to his personal LOVE locker room door, all sweaty and gross, cheeks red, eyes beaming, bleeding out his left nostril, shirtless with new bandages wrapped around the new cuts sustained in the tag match…)

RED: MAELSTROM…You horrible, gutless, lawless, piss-ant, whore mongering ass!!! How DARE you attack a fellow member of the WFW roster from behind, much less a well respected….(scoffs) “well respected,” CHERISHED asset to our program such as Psycho.

I don’t even want to hear an explanation. Mommy and Daddy should have spanked some sense into you a long time ago. I would. But all I can do, as long I’m still not quite president, is kick you in the head. And if getting your face handed to you in a Styrofoam box was going to teach you a lesson, you would have been a wiser man since days long gone by….

But sometimes, for justice to prevail, some of us must set aside our petty differences, and make a bi-partisan effort for the greater good. Sometimes you must compromise, forgive the trespasses of others, for only then can we join together for glorious and just cause of REALLY f(bleep)ing people over…..

(The camera pans out, to reveal standing by Red is….SEAN EDMUNDS)

EDMUNDS: Maelstrom…

RED AND EDMUNDS: You’re FIRED!!!

EDMUNDS: oh and um, Christian Sands too. You're also fired.

RED: **** yeah!

(Red grins jubilantly, and lights a clove cigarette as they cut to something else…)

[CUT BACKSTAGE: We see Dan Ryan and Lindsay Troy in front of a monitor in the dressing room. Troy seems upset - Ryan is stoic.]

Troy: What the f**k?! They can't do that!

[Ryan puts a hand on her shoulder and she turns to face him]

Troy: They just fired half the stable!!

Ryan: [Still expressionless] It'll be fine.

Troy: Whattya mean it'll be fine?! This is a disaster!

Ryan: No.....it's gonna be just fine.

[Ryan smirks as we cut back to the ring.]
 
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