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BRANDON JACOBS: Welcome back and it is finally time for the three way dance between Dan Ryan & Maelstrom, Anarky & Felix Red, and the Cameron Cruise Project.
JONATHAN MARX: This is a match I’ve been looking forward too for a long time and I am glad I am going to have a chance to call it.
BRANDON JACOBS: Inner Circle would like nothing better than to be the ones who get the best of LOVE and put a dent in their armor but they have repeatedly turned back challenge after challenge.
JONATHAN MARX: This is going to be no easy task for Inner Circle and even if they get past LOVE, they are going to have to deal with the greatest tag team in wrestling today, the Cameron Cruise Project who has been rocking the tag team scene.
VIC WATERS: Cameron Cruise has really come into his own lately making a remarkable comeback in the second half of the NFW Season and teaming up with Melton in Empire to form the greatest tag team around.
JONATHAN MARX: They say behind every great man, there is a woman and ever since he hooked up with his significant other, it is like his career has been reborn.
VIC WATERS: Beau is sure a remarkable fellow.
JONATHAN MARX: No, I don’t mean Beau.
VIC WATERS: Of course, Melton is a former CSWA World Heavyweight Champion…
JONATHAN MARX: I mean Mercedes, that whole marriage to Beau is a sham.
VIC WATERS: You and your red state politics, just because you don’t believe in same sex marriage doesn’t mean….
JONATHAN MARX: I mean the marriage never happened.
VIC WATERS: How can you discredit the greatest romance since Luke & Laura? I’ve heard it from good authority from Bloodhunt himself that they were indeed married.
JONATHAN MARX: Well if Bloodhunt says it, it must be true. Poor Cameron Cruise takes way too much abuse.
BRANDON JACOBS: Cameron Cruise is a very good fellow and thankfully he is a very good sport about everything. But one of these days, he is just going to snap on everyone from taking all this abuse and watch out.
VIC WATERS: Hell, it happened to El Arco Iris, of course he was always hanging by a thread.
BRANDON JACOBS: But getting back to this match, you have to feel that Dan Ryan and Maelstrom want to get revenge for being robbed of the victory by Jared Wells which lead to Edmunds team getting the victory in a match most likely they should have won.
JONATHAN MARX: LOVE always has a lot of nasty tricks in their bag and ironically it was Copycat’s bag of tricks which was responsible for LOVE forming and becoming what it is today.
VIC WATERS: Do you think Copycat feels like the guy who developed the atomic bomb right now?
JONATHAN MARX: Oppenheimer. Yes, god yes, they have been a thorn in his side for over a year. That is what makes what Inner Circle would do tonight an even greater feat. Maelstrom and Dan Ryan are trying to do what Copycat has tried for a year to do and although he has beaten them in battles here and there, LOVE always comes back fighting.
VIC WATERS: LOVE is resilient that way.
BRANDON JACOBS: This is also the first time Maelstrom has faced Anarky since their epic match at the Superbowl of Wrestling and I know Maelstrom would love to settle the score here tonight for that.
JONATHAN MARX: Many people called that match the match of the year, not only in WFW, but in all of wrestling. Imagine what those two are going to do to each other here tonight now that they have the experience of facing each other. We could be in for a very wild night.
BRANDON JACOBS: I think you are rights, folks, lets send this down to ringside and get this match started!
(Cue up: "Zero" by Smashing Pumpkins.)
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, a former CSWA World Heavyweight Champion and member of Inner Circle, from Houston, Texas….. “Ego Buster” Dan Ryan!
(Thunderous crowd pop)
(CUT TO: 'Ego Buster' flashes across the screen in rapid contrasting black and white. CUT TO: Dan Ryan gorrilla presses Kevin Powers from inside the ring to the floor below. CUT TO: The word "YOU" flashes on the screen. CUT TO: Dan Ryan throws 'Living Legend' Mark Windham from the second level of Key Arena down to the first level. CUT TO: the word "ARE". CUT TO: Dan Ryan clotheslines 'Cocky' Craig Miles, nearly taking his head off. CUT TO: the word "BUSTED" CUT TO: rapid shots of Dan Ryan pulverizing opponents with the Humility Bomb, a last ride power bomb landing high angle on the neck.)
(Ryan walks down to ringside with Lindsay Troy at his side as pyro erupts along the ramp beside him. He rolls under the bottom rope and climbs a corner turnbuckle and simply glares through the sunglasses into the crowd.)
(CUEUP: “Enter Sandman” by Metallica)
::god pop::
RING ANNOUNCER: And his tag team partner, a member of the Inner Circle, the former and greatest GLCW Heavyweight Champion of Alltime, from Pandora, Island….. MAELSTROM!
::Maelstrom comes down to the ring to the ovation of the crowd and enters the ring::
(CUEUP: “Headstrong” by Trapt)
RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, the name sake of the Cameron Cruise Project, from Jacksonville, NC, one half of the former EPW World Tag Champs….. CAMERON CRUISE!
::Cameron Cruise walks down to the cheers of the crowd and enters the ring::
(CUEUP: “The Things She Says" by Tatu)
RING ANNOUNCER: And his partner, the former CSWA World Heavyweight Champion and one half of the Cameron Cruise Project, the special referee for the evening, JOEY MELTON!
::a laid back Melton walks down to ringside and enters the ring::
(CUEUP: “Pet” by Perfect Circle)
RING ANNOUNCER: And now, one half of LOVE, the WFW President in Waiting Felix Red and the hardcore legend Anarky!
::Felix Red and Anarky barrel down the ramp in a golf cart, Felix Red is sporting a suit and Anarky is wearing a golfing outfit with cut off sleeves::
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN AND MAELSTROM EXIT THE RING TO GREET THEM PERSONALLY…… ANARKY BARRELS THE GOLF CART INTO MAELSTROM AND KNOCKS HIM DOWN!
JONATHAN MARX: OH MAN!
VIC WATERS: Maelstrom got creamed.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN RUSHES TOWARDS FELIX RED… FELIX RED EXITS THE CAR AND HITS DAN RYAN IN THE HEAD WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK RIGHT IN THE HEAD!
JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red could have taken off his head with that one.
VIC WATERS: He nearly did.
BRANDON JACOBS: ANARKY IS GETTING OUT OF THE CARD WITH A GOLF CLUB IN HAND AND HE IS REPEATEDLY STRIKING MAELSTROM IN THAT KNEE WITH THE CLUB!
JONATHAN MARX: I never knew golf was such a violent sport.
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red grabs a golf club and he looks down at Ryan….. LINDSAY RUSHES FELIX RED AND GRABS THE GOLF CLUB AND THEY ARE STRUGGLING OVER THE CLUB! Melton and Cruise are coming over to help Ryan and Maelstrom out!
VIC WATERS: How is a double team fair…
JONATHAN MARX: LOVE is packing.
BRANDON JACOBS: MELTON RUSHES FELIX RED AND KNOCKS FELIX RED DOWN! Lindsay wins the tug of war on the golf club and Cruise is coming over…. HE GRABS THE ARMS OF FELIX RED AND LINDSAY STARTS SWINGING WITH SHOTS TO THE CHEST OF FELIX RED!
JONATHAN MARX: First a baseball bat, now a golf club, I wish they could settle on one sport.
VIC WATERS: Both are thinking man’s games.
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom is calling over for some help as Anarky is still wailing away… LINDSAY IS WINDING UP FOR ONE FINAL SHOT ON FELIX RED….. LINDSAY SWINGS AND FELIX RED DUCKS AND CRUISE GOES DOWN!
VIC WATERS: Batter batter batter…. SWING!
JONATHAN MARX: Down goes Cruise… and no cheap jokes by you Vic.
VIC WATERS: I am on my best behavior tonight.
BRANDON JACOBS: MELTON AND FELIX RED ARE BRAWLING BACK AND FORTH! Lindsay takes the club…. SHE CROTCHES FELIX RED FROM BEHIND AND MELTON GRABS THE OTHER END AND THEY LIFT FELIX RED UP AND DOWN WITH THAT GOLF CLUB CROTCHING HIM FROM UNDERNEATH!
JONATHAN MARX: Good god…
BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky stops beating on Maelstrom…. HE CLOTHESLINES MELTON FROM BEHIND RIGHT IN THE HEAD AND HE GRABS THE GOLF CLUB RIGHT AWAY FROM LINDSAY WHO AMSCRAYS AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE!
JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red looks like he is in a great deal of pain and he came in with injuries from that attack with the baseball bat.
VIC WATERS: Luckily the attack earlier were mainly body shots, if he went after Felix Red’s legs, his primary weapons, he would be in deep troubles.
BRANDON JACOBS: ANARKY DRIVES THE GOLF CLUB RIGHT INTO THE CROTCH OF CRUISE!
VIC WATERS: Beau is not going to be a happy man tonight.
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom is trying to get back up on that bad leg of his… ANARKY TURNS AROUND WITH THE GOLF CLUB AND MAELSTROM IS CHALLENGING HIM TO COME OVER AND TRY TO DO IT AGAIN!
JONATHAN MARX: Maelstrom has this sick love for pain. It is what makes him so damn good.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wait a second…. DAN RYAN IS GETTING UP AND HE LOCKS ON A FULL NELSON ON ANARKY FROM BEHIND….. RYAN THROWS ANARKY BACK INTO THE STEEL GUARDRAIL WITH A RELEASE DRAGON SUPLEX!
JONATHAN MARX: Maelstrom and Ryan are finally working together. Maelstrom provided the distraction in order to catch Anarky off guard.
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom comes over AND DAN RYAN AND MAELSTROM ARE TAKING TURNS PUNCHING ANARKY RIGHT IN THE FACE!
VIC WATERS: Those look like closed fists to me.
JONATHAN MARX: This match is held under Boston Area Destruction Rules, anything goes. The only rule in this match is you have to pin your opponent in the ring.
VIC WATERS: And they will get to the ring eventually….
BRANDON JACOBS: Melton is coming over…. NOW HE IS JOINING IN AND THE THREE OF THEM ARE BEATING ON ANARKY!
VIC WATERS: How is this all remotely fair, this is blatant three on one.
JONATHAN MARX: LOVE has a lot of bad karma which they have to have repaid.
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red is getting back up and he is climbing on top of the roof of the golf cart…. CRUISE YELLS TO THE THREE OF THEM TO WATCH OUT FROM BEHIND…. FELIX RED FLIES OFF WITH THE SHATTERED HORIZON TWISTING SWANTON BOMB AND LANDS ON ALL THREE!
VIC WATERS: Felix Red isn’t afraid to give everything he has to win and that is what makes him such a valuable member of LOVE.
JONATHAN MARX: And he is crazy like a fox too…
BRANDON JACOBS: Cameron Cruise is getting up and it looks like he is still hurting from that golf club to the nether regions…. CAMERON CRUISE PICKS UP DAN RYAN WHO TOOK THE GRUNT OF THAT SHATTERED HORIZON AND HE ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING!
JONATHAN MARX: Cruise has been taking out star after star for the last six months. He’d love to pin Ryan and add his name to the list.
VIC WATERS: Cruise should have thrown in a smaller guy.
BRANDON JACOBS: CRUISE IS GOING FOR THE COVER! The ref goes down to count! 1---------------------------------------------2------------------------------------ DAN RYAN POWERS OUT AND CRUISE GOES FLYING OFF OF HIM!
JONATHAN MARX: My god, what power Dan Ryan has…
VIC WATERS: He almost sent him flying clear out of ring with that.
BRANDON JACOBS: Joey Melton is walking over to the ring in a daze and it looks like he is coming in to help his partner… Cruise and Dan Ryan are getting up….. CRUISE CHARGES DAN RYAN WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT DAN RYAN DOESN’T GO ANY PLACE!
JONATHAN MARX: Trying to take Dan Ryan down is like trying to knock down a mountain.
VIC WATERS: Except the mountain can’t fight back…
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN HOOKS ON WAISTLOCK AND HE LOOKS BACK AT MELTON ON THE OUTSIDE….. DAN RYAN RELEASE BELLY TO BELLYS CAMERON CRUISE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE ARMS OF MELTON WHO FALLS BACK ON THE FLOOR!
JONATHAN MARX: WHOA.
CROWD: BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS!
VIC WATERS: Thank god Melton was there or Cruise would have went splat on the floor.
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red is helping up Anarky back on to his feet while Maelstrom is starting to get up as well and he walks over to the scattered bodies of Melton and Cruise who are both still very out of it… FELIX RED IS INSTRUCTING ANARKY TO GO TO ONE SIDE AND HE’LL TAKE THE OTHER… BOTH MEN RUSH THE RING AND DAN RYAN ATTACKS FELIX RED! Anarky comes from behind…. HE CLOBBERS HIM WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BUT DAN RYAN REFUSES TO GO DOWN!
JONATHAN MARX: They have to wear him down some more before they get Ryan off his feet.
VIC WATERS: LOVE has over come obstacle after obstacle in their way and Dan Ryan may be bigger than most, but they will get him with time as well.
JONATHAN MARX: I wouldn’t be so sure about that.
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom picks up Melton on the floor… MAELSTROM TELLS THE FIRST TWO ROWS TO SCATTER AND EVERYONE IS BAILING FOR THEIR LIFE! Maelstrom picks up Melton….. JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB INTO THE SECOND ROW!
JONATHAN MARX: Those plastic chairs broke like a cheap accordion.
VIC WATERS: Maelstrom is going on a bad wheel and he is still the most powerful guy in all of wrestling.
BRANDON JACOBS: Meanwhile in the ring, FELIX RED HAS JUMPED ONTO DAN RYAN WITH A SLEEPER AND HE IS ATTEMPTING TO PUT THE BIG MAN OUT! Anarky is going to the outside…. HE IS GRABBING THE RING BELL AWAY FROM THE RING ANNOUNCER’S TABLE! Wait a second, here comes Lindsay…. SHE IS TRYING TO PULL THE BELL AWAY FROM ANARKY!
JONATHAN MARX: I don’t know if this is such a good idea.
BRANDON JACOBS: ANARKY LETS GO AND HE KICKS THE RING BELL RIGHT INTO TROY’S FACE! Troy appears to be busted open! NOW ANARKY IS TAKING THE RING BELL AWAY AND HE IS HEADED BACK FOR THE RING!
JONATHAN MARX: That is uncalled for to do that to a woman.
VIC WATERS: You know it is tough night at the office when ever the managers are being bloodied.
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom is going after Melton in the crowd…. Now Cruise is finally getting up and he sees Melton is in trouble…. CRUISE CLIMBS OVER THE BARRICADE AND HITS MAELSTROM IN THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR BUT MAELSTROM DOESN’T GO DOWN! Maelstrom turns around…. AND HE LOCKS THE MORTAL SIN ON CRUISE AND CRUISE IS FIGHTING TO GET OUT OF IT!
VIC WATERS: If Cruise had just minded his own business, he could have gotten rid of Melton and all his problems once and for all, but NOOO… he had to be noble and die for his partner.
JONATHAN MARX: When you are out there, all you have is your partner whether you like him or not. Those sort of problems should be dealt with before and after a match happens. But once you are in the war, you are committed.
BRANDON JACOBS: Now in the ring…. ANARKY IS DRIVING THAT RING BELL RIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF DAN RYAN REPEATEDLY! This must be retribution for what happened earlier in the night when Sands and Troy attacked Felix Red in the hall.
JONATHAN MARX: Dan Ryan’s ribs have to be hurting something awful, and if this match goes long, he could be in deep trouble because a big man needs all the air he can get.
VIC WATERS: LOVE is really doing a number on Dan Ryan.
BRANDON JACOBS: MAELSTROM HAS CRUISE READY GO OUT ON THE OUTSIDE…. WAIT A SECOND, MELTON HAS A CHAIR AND RAMS THE SIDE OF THE CHAIR RIGHT IN BACK OF THE INJURED KNEE OF MAELSTROM!
JONATHAN MARX: That is where Anarky got him with that golf cart earlier.
VIC WATERS: He could have jumped out of the way instead of being all John Wayne about it.
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom lets go of Cruise and Cruise collapses down onto the floor. He looks like he is nearly out. MAELSTROM IS GRABBING THAT KNEE OF HIS IN PAIN!
JONATHAN MARX: That isn’t good news for Maelstrom. Melton’s figure four is legendary, it even got Dan Ryan to submit in NFW at Wargames.
BRANDON JACOBS: MELTON GRABS THE LEG OF MAELSTROM….. HE IS HOOKING ON THE FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK…. HE HAS IT ON AND MAELSTROM HAS NO WHERE TO GO AND HIS PARTNER CAN’T HELP HIM! Lindsay Troy is starting to get up and she is on wobbly legs.
JONATHAN MARX: Maelstrom has never given up in his entire career, but this move could weaken his knee to the point where someone could catch him in a pinfall situation and get the victory.
VIC WATERS: COME ON MELTON! BREAK HIS LEG!
JONATHAN MARX: What kind of animal are you, that is horrible to say.
BRANDON JACOBS: Meanwhile in the ring, Felix Red is asking Anarky for help…. FELIX RED AND ANARKY ARE LIFTING DAN RYAN UP TO THEIR SHOULDERS….. DOUBLE ECSTASY TO AGONY ON RYAN!
JONATHAN MARX: Oh my god, they may have him here.
VIC WATERS: Ryan looks loopy.
BRANDON JACOBS: ANARKY GOES FOR THE COVER ON DAN RYAN! The ref goes down for the count! 1------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------- LINDSAY GRABS THE LEG OF ANARKY AND PULLS HIM OFF AT THE LAST SECOND!
JONATHAN MARX: What the hell is she doing?! She is going to get herself killed if she isn’t careful.
VIC WATERS: Uh oh….
BRANDON JACOBS: ANARKY AND FELIX RED EXIT THE RING AND ARE GOING AFTER LINDSAY TROY….. FELIX RED CATCHES UP TO HER AND TACKLES HER DOWN THE GROUND! Anarky is pulling away the mats…. FELIX RED HANDS LINDSAY TROY OVER TO ANARKY….. CHAOS BREAKER ON THE CEMENT!
JONATHAN MARX: Jesus Christ, she could have easily broken her neck.
VIC WATERS: When you interfere with LOVE, you have to pay the price. Did she think they were going to let her get away with it?
JONATHAN MARX: Still… LOVE is going way over the line.
BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky picks up Lindsay Troy off the ground and lifts her up in a body press…. ANARKY WALKS OVER TO THE GUARDRAIL WHERE MELTON HAS MAELSTROM IN A FIGURE FOUR…. ANARKY THROWS LINDSAY TROY ONTO MELTON TO BREAK UP THE FIGURE FOUR!
JONATHAN MARX: Was there really a need for that?!
BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky is calling over to Felix Red and they are dragging pull Maelstrom up and over the guardrail and they are taking him to the ring.
JONATHAN MARX: Apparently Anarky saw Melton working over the legs of Maelstrom and he wanted to get him into the ring so he could work him over.
VIC WATERS: It is good strategy, Maelstrom has taken a lot of abuse in this match and Melton, a man who nearly took Southern to his limit in NFW, had him in that figure four for a good five minutes. Maelstrom is barely going to be able to walk by the time this is all over.
BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky rolls Maelstrom in and both Anarky and Felix Red roll back into the ring. FELIX RED ROLLS DAN RYAN OUT OF THE RING SO THEY CAN HAVE THE RING ALL TO THEMSELVES TO BEAT ON MAELSTROM!
JONATHAN MARX: Maelstrom is cursing at Anarky. I don’t even know half those words he is using.
VIC WATERS: He is cursing so much it is enough to make John Doe blush.
BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky picks up Maelstrom…. HE HOOKS MAELSTROMS ARMS IN THE ROPES SO HE CAN’T GO ANY PLACE!
JONATHAN MARX: Those ropes are so tight around his arms, they might as well handcuff him.
VIC WATERS: It is a long match, they still could.
BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES….. HE DROPKICKS MAELSTROM RIGHT IN THE KNEE AND MAELSTROM IS STILL LOCKED IN THOSE ROPES AND HE HAS NO WHERE TO GO!
JONATHAN MARX: LOVE is going to have a field day with Maelstrom.
BRANDON JACOBS: ANARKY IS TELLING FELIX RED TO GO GET THE CLUBS IN THE BACK OF THE CART SO THEY CAN GET TO WORK ON HIS KNEE SOMEMORE!
JONATHAN MARX: When Maelstrom breaks free, these guys are so dead.
VIC WATERS: I’ve heard Anarky has a bad slice.
BRANDON JACOBS: Melton wakes up Cruise and tells him to get up… Cruise is getting back up to his feet after that Mortal Sin did a number on him. Melton and Cruise come over the guardrail and they are looking with great disdain at Anarky…. WAIT A SECOND, FELIX RED HAS CLUB IN EACH HAND….. MELTON LOOKS BEHIND…. THE CAMERON CRUISE PROJECT RUSHES THE RING AND DECIDES TO TAKE THEIR CHANCES WITH ANARKY!
JONATHAN MARX: That is a good idea, Felix Red has an extensive MMA background. Who knows what he could have done with those things.
BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED TAKES A CLUB AND HE MAKES A TOM BRADY LIKE….
JONATHAN MARX: Montana like…
BRANDON JACOBS: …PASS TO ANARKY…. CRUISE JUMPS UP AND PICKS IT OFF!
VIC WATERS: Now it is like Jake Plummer…
BRANDON JACOBS: CRUISE BENDS ANARKY OVER WITH A SHOT TO THE STOMACH AND NAILS HIM WITH ANOTHER SHOT RIGHT TO THE BACK!
JONATHAN MARX: Cruise is slicing and dicing Anarky.
BRANDON JACOBS: Melton is telling Cruise to hold Anarky’s arms and Cruise drops the club on the ground…… MELTON STARTS RIPPING INTO ANARKY WITH RAPID FIRE KNIFE EDGE CHOPS IN THE CHEST! Melton grabs the shirt of Anarky…. AND HE RIPS IT OFF SO HE CAN PUNISH HIM SOME MORE!
JONATHAN MARX: A chop by Joey Melton hurts even more than a golf club shot, those chops are lethal weapons.
VIC WATERS: Melton can really make you bleed when he wants to.
BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED COMES IN WITH HIS GOLF CLUB AND TAKES A SWING AT MELTON FROM BEHIND… MELTON GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND HE ACCIDENTALLY HITS ANARKY DROPPING HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES! Melton catches Felix Red from behind…. AND HE GRABS THE GOLF CLUB AND PRESSES IT AGAINST FELIX RED’S THROAT!
VIC WATERS: Poor Felix Red got caught up in this whole mess.
JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red is the same person who threatened the life of a bunny rabbit in order to get El Arco Iris to give in and get a title shot.
VIC WATERS: I never said he was perfect. Although that was funny…
BRANDON JACOBS: Cruise starts pounding away with right hands to the head of Felix Red as Melton holds that golf club to that throat!
VIC WATERS: Is it my imagination or is Maelstrom talking to Anarky?
JONATHAN MARX: Anarky is pretty out of it, the trapped Maelstrom is trying to wake him up it seems.
BRANDON JACOBS: Melton finally lets go of the hold…. AND FELIX RED IS TRYING TO CATCH HIS BREATH! Melton won’t let him have the chance though, he picks up Felix Red…. HE HITS HIM WITH THE BRAINBUSTER!
VIC WATERS: Melton is trying to scramble Felix Red’s brain.
JONATHAN MARX: More than usual?
BRANDON JACOBS: Cameron Cruise is going to the turnbuckle… HE IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE…. Melton picks up Felix Red AND HE PLACES HIM ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE….. CRUISE HITS FELIX RED WITH A FRANKEN N’ CRUISE OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Melton is going for the cover!
JONATHAN MARX: He may finally have him here….
VIC WATERS: COME ON LOVE!
BRANDON JACOBS: The ref goes down to count! 1----------------------------------------------2------------------------------- FELIX RED KICKS OUT IN THE NICK OF TIME!
JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red may have escaped, but he is clearly in trouble.
BRANDON JACOBS: Cruise gets up and he grabs Felix Red off the mat…. IMPACT DDT ON FELIX RED! Cruise is going for the cover and the ref goes down for another count! 1--------------------------------------------------------2--------------------------------- FELIX RED KICKS OUT AGAIN!
JONATHAN MARX: Cruise almost had him. They just need to figure out a way to take him out once and for all to keep him down for the three. No team wants to walk out of this defeated.
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom is yelling at Anarky to get up…. ANARKY GETS UP AND HE UNDOES THE ROPES FOR MAELSTROM!
JONATHAN MARX: Anarky and Maelstrom working together, I guess if you live long enough, you see it all.
BRANDON JACOBS: Cruise turns around to see what all the commotion is…. MAELSTROM GRABS CRUISE BY THE THROAT FOR A CHOKE SLAM…. MELTON TURNS AROUND AND HE GOES TO SAVE CRUISE…. MAELSTROM GRABS MELTON’S THROAT…… DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM ON BOTH!
CROWD: MAELSTROM! MAELSTROM! MAELSTROM!
JONATHAN MARX: Apparently Anarky let Maelstrom loose in order to save Felix Red from near death.
VIC WATERS: Love them or hate them, LOVE knows how to work as a team and do whatever it takes to put the team first. That is makes them so great.
BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky is getting up and he is looking over Maelstrom’s work approvingly…. Anarky turns toward Maelstrom…. MAELSTROM GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT!
JONATHAN MARX: It is payback time for the golf cart.
BRANDON JACOBS: ANARKY DELIVERS A PUNCH TO THE SIDE OF THE FOREARM OF ANARKY TO BREAK THE CHOKE…. MAELSTROM KICKS ANARKY IN THE MIDSECTION AND LEVELS WITH THE JACKKNIFE POWER BOMB! Maelstrom is standing tall with Felix Red, Anarky, Joey Melton, and Cameron Cruise all down…. DAN RYAN IS CLIMBING BACK INTO THE RING CLUTCHING HIS RIBS AND HE IS ASKING MAELSTROM WHAT HE MISSED…
JONATHAN MARX: Only sheer chaos…
VIC WATERS: To put it mildly…
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom picks up Cameron Cruise by the hair and he pushes him at Ryan and tells him to finish him off with a Humility Bomb… Ryan looks flustered at Maelstrom…. BUT HE PICKS CRUISE UP….. HE SENDS CRUISE DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A HUMILITY BOMB!
JONATHAN MARX: Damn, his head bounced off the mat.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN IS GOING FOR A COVER! The ref goes down to count! 1---------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------ MELTON DIVES AND HE MAKES THE SAVE FOR CRUISE!
JONATHAN MARX: Melton moves fast for an older man.
VIC WATERS: But he may incur the wrath of Dan Ryan for his troubles…
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN GETS UP AND PICKS UP MELTON AND HE STARTS HITTING HIM WITH FOREARM SHOTS DRIVING HIM BACK TOWARDS THE ROPES…. DAN RYAN GRABS HIM BY THE ARM AND WHIPS HIM OFF THE ROPES….. SPINEBUSTER ON MELTON! Dan Ryan is going for the cover!
JONATHAN MARX: Melton went down with such force, he may finally have him right here.
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1-----------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------- FELIX RED DIVES AND BREAKS UP THE COUNT!
JONATHAN MARX: Maelstrom needs to make sure these people breaking up the pins stay down and for good.
VIC WATERS: Dan Ryan was on the outside when he was doing all the work, maybe Maelstrom just needed a breather.
JONATHAN MARX: I wish these two would behave like grown men. That is what it is going to take to finally beat LOVE.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN IS YELLING AT MAELSTROM NOW….. AND MAELSTROM IS GETTING IN HIS FACE….. WAIT A SECOND, HERE COMES TWO MEN IN LAURA BUSH MASKS!
VIC WATERS: Jared Wells to the rescue…
JONATHAN MARX: Who is the other man though?
BRANDON JACOBS: CRUISE GETS UP AND HE TRIES TO ROLL UP DAN RYAN! The ref goes down to make the count! 1--------------------------------------------------2----------------------------------------- DAN RYAN MANAGES TO KICK OUT!
JONATHAN MARX: This distraction by LOVE almost worked to their disadvantage.
BRANDON JACOBS: Dan Ryan picks up Cameron Cruise…. HE WHIPS HIM HARD INTO THE CORNER….. DAN RYAN COMES IN WITH A SPLASH AND ALL 335 POUNDS GO CRASHING INTO CRUISE!
JONATHAN MARX: That will take your breath away.
VIC WATERS: Cruise almost had him and Dan Ryan is going to make him pay for that.
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom is waiting for these two to come to the ring and looks like they are bring some sort of bucket with them.
JONATHAN MARX: That is where I draw the line, no one is getting slopped here in WFW.
VIC WATERS: There is nothing wrong with adding a southern feel to the show.
BRANDON JACOBS: ANARKY IS STARTING TO GET UP AND HE IS SNEAKING UP BEHIND MAELSTROM….. THE LAURA BUSHES TELL MAELSTROM TO GET OUT OF THE WAY AND THEY THROW A PAIL OF CHEWING TOBACCO RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF ANARKY AND ANARKY IS TRYING DESPERATELY TO GET IT OUT OF HIS EYES!
JONATHAN MARX: That stuff burns like hell.
VIC WATERS: Tastes like crap too.
BRANDON JACOBS: The Laura Bushes give Maelstrom a big thumbs up and they are heading back to the dressing room. Ryan must have planned the attack in advance.
JONATHAN MARX: But there is only one other member of Inner Circle not here and that is Christian Sands…
VIC WATERS: Maybe they signed away Wells’ Mexican to a big money deal.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN PICKS CRUISE UP OUT OF THE CORNER…. CRUISE SPITS IN FACE!
JONATHAN MARX: OOOOH…
VIC WATERS: RIP Cameron Cruise…
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN CLOTHESLINES HIM CRUISE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING AND NOW HE IS CLIMBING UP ON THE FIRST ROPE AND VERBALLY BERATING CRUISE DOWN BELOW…. Felix Red is getting up…. HE GRABS THE LEGS OF RYAN FROM BEHIND AND HEAVES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HE FALLS OUT THE FLOOR! Maelstrom is holding Anarky at arm’s length as he is swinging wildly at anything around!
JONATHAN MARX: This is getting out of control.
BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE… HE SEEMS TO BE WAVING AT SOMEONE…. WAIT A SECOND, THE LAURA BUSHES ARE STOPPING AND THEY ARE COMING BACK… Dan Ryan and Cruise are getting back up…. SHOOTING STAR BODY PRESS ONTO BOTH OF THEM AND THEY GO DOWN!
JONATHAN MARX: What is the hell is going on here?!
BRANDON JACOBS: One of the Laura Bushes has a cowbell and the other is taking a towel out of their pants…
VIC WATERS: I thought Laura Bush was a bit too endowed.
BRANDON JACOBS: MAELSTROM IS POUNDING AWAY ON ANARKY WITH CLOSED FISTS TO THE HEAD! Anarky is starting to bleed from the punches he is taking to the head…. MAELSTROM TAKES ANARKY DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! THE LAURA BUSHES RUSH INTO THE RING AND MAELSTROM HEARS THEM AND TURNS AROUND… ONE OF THEM THROWS THE TOWEL ON MAELSTROM’S FACE AND THE OTHER CLOCKS HIM WITH THE COWBELL UPSIDE THE HEAD! Lonestar climbs onto Maelstrom…. HE IS REPEATEDLY POUNDING MAELSTROM WITH THE COWBELL AND THE TOWEL COVERING MAELSTROM IS COMPLETELY DRENCHED IN BLOOD!
JONATHAN MARX: It looks like he has been shot in the head he is bleeding so bad.
BRANDON JACOBS: Lonestar picks up Maelstrom….. HE HITS HIM WITH A REVERSE NECKBREAKER AND HE GRABS A BARELY CONSCIOUS ANARKY AND DRAGS HIM ON TOP OF MAELSTROM!
JONATHAN MARX: After all this, how can it all end this? Maelstrom needs to find a way to kick out of this.
VIC WATERS: Maelstrom is losing a lot of blood.
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT! 1------------------------------------------------2-----------------------------------------------------------3! GOOD GOD, LOVE HAS DONE IT AGAIN, THEY HAVE BEATEN INNER CIRCLE!
JONATHAN MARX: No, Lonestar, whoever this man is, beat Inner Circle tonight.
VIC WATERS: Was LOVE in on this or what?
JONATHAN MARX: Only time will tell…
BRANDON JACOBS: LONESTAR CLIMBS UP ON THE TOP ROPE TO CELEBRATE AND PEOPLE ARE SHOWING DOWN THEIR BEERS AT THE RING!
JONATHAN MARX: These people really wanted to know which of these three teams were the best. I guess we will have to wait until the WFW World Heavyweight Tag Team Tournament to find that out.
BRANDON JACOBS: MAELSTROM IS STARTING TO COME TO AND HE IS GETTING UP…. DICK IS BAILING OUT OF THE RING…. MAELSTROM IS HEAD OVER FOR THE ROPES AND LONESTAR IS CLIMBING DOWN….. MAELSTROM GRABS THE MASK AS LONESTAR IS TRYING TO GET AWAY….. THE MASK COMES OFF!!
JONATHAN MARX: OH MY GOD!
BRANDON JACOBS: LONESTAR IS NONE OTHER THAN GOLDEN HAWK, THE FORMER NGEN MISTER VICIOUS CHAMPION!
JONATHAN MARX: Maelstrom is holding the Lonestar mask and he is just laughing… I think he is finally gone off the deep end.
BRANDON JACOBS: No, now that Maelstrom knows who has attacked and cost him two straight, he finally knows the identity of his attacker and knowing him, he is going to hunt him down to the ends of the earth to do it.
JONATHAN MARX: I can’t wait for that one.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, when we comeback, Steve Savoy formerly known as Shawn Hart faces Sean Edmunds one on one!