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BRANDON JACOBS: Before we proceed any further, I think someone here owes me payment on a bet.
::an agitated Vic Waters gets up, Jacobs extends his arm for a hug…. And Vic looks at Marx in disgust::
VIC WATERS: Do I have to?
JONATHAN MARX: You were the one to make the bet.
VIC WATERS: This is as disgusting as the Patriots winning three out of four.
::Vic extends his arms out and Jacobs and disgruntled Vic hug::
JONATHAN MARX: It could be worse, you could have had to hug Beau Michaels.
::Vic lets go and sits back down in his seat::
BRANDON JACOBS: Just wait until you have to give me a hug after El Arco Iris wins the World Heavyweight Title.
VIC WATERS: Now that will never happen.
BRANDON JACOBS: Want to bet on it?
VIC WATERS: No, no, that is okay. I don’t want to jinx Manson like I jinxed Psycho.
BRANDON JACOBS: Let us get back to matters at hand, our next match up is a BAD World Heavyweight Title defense. Jared Wells will put the BAD World Heavyweight Title on the line against Thirteen.
JONATHAN MARX: Before we get started, lets talk a moment about psychology. Sometimes wrestlers do things in order to get into the minds of their opponents to get the psychological advantage. Sometimes it is something they say, sometimes it is something they do, and sometimes it is the way they act…. That is all part of the game and it has been part of the game since I’ve been watching as a kid. From everywhere from Mexico to Memphis, wrestling has had its strange share of characters. WFW isn’t going to deny anyone the right to be different, because we feel that giving people the right to express themselves allows them to be at their very best. That doesn’t mean as wrestlers or announcers though that we will accept everything that is done by people in interviews as truth or being real, because we value our viewer’s intelligence.
VIC WATERS: Except for fascist pigs…
JONATHAN MARX: Even we have our limits…
BRANDON JACOBS: I think Thirteen has the best chance of beating Jared Wells of anyone in awhile. He is just demented enough to match to go above and beyond what is necessary to beat him for the title.
JONATHAN MARX: Anyone who saw that match against Maelstrom knows how far Wells will go to keep from losing. Wells is going to fight him with everything he has and hopefully that will be enough. But this Thirteen is a tough bastard himself, Felix Red tried to bury him alive and here he is on PPV the show after trying to focus on this title match against Wells despite still not being mentally 100%.
VIC WATERS: How can you ever be 100% after someone tries to bury you alive one card or ten cards after? Wells is going to take advantage of what Thirteen has been and he is going to march on to Merrython the BAD World Heavyweight Champion.
BRANDON JACOBS: Think what you may about Thirteen, but he finds a way to get the job done, he was the last man on his team for the Cibernetico and he beat Felix Red in the falls count anywhere in the graveyard match at Ghoulish Games. He has had nothing but success since coming to the WFW…. The only question is if he can better Jared Wells who has defended that title since Minion had to retire from running through that wall.
JONATHAN MARX: That is what the BAD World Heavyweight Title is about, it is about spirit and toughness, it is just about brawling, it is about being the toughest man in the ring. Wells is going to have a real challenge on his man because Thirteen isn’t exactly the sanest of people.
BRANDON JACOBS: There is only one way to find out, folks, lets send this down to ringside and get this one underway!
(CUEUP: “ Lordi - Pet the Destroyer”)
RING ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS FOR THE BAD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! Introducing first from parts unknown, the man who nearly won the Cibernetico for his team….. THIRTEEN!
::The arena goes dark and Thirteen's music cues up, you hear chains clinking over the loudspeakers as the guitars slowly cue in. The chains continue as the guitars and drums get heavier, and Thirteen appears at the entrance. Purple spotlights follow behind Thirteen on his way to the ring, always lighting him from behind as you see his caot trailing behind him. Approxomately 10 feet behind him walks another man, with a red light behind him. As he enters the ring, the ring is illuminated half in purple half in red. Thirteen stands with his arms to outstretched parallel to the ground as Voudin blesses him. Voudin removes Thirteen's coat as Thirteen relaxes, and the music dies down, and the lights return to normal in the arena::
CUEUP: "Friday” by Ice Cube)
RING ANNOUNCER: And now the champion, the former three time WWL World Heavyweight Champion and current BAD World Heavyweight Champion…. “RAGE ‘O FIRE” JARED WELLS!
::Wells comes down to the ring wearing a vintage “BAD KICKS ASS” t-shirt with the BAD World Heavyweight Title around his waist to the cheers of the crowd and enters the ring::
*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: There is the bell and Thirteen is giving a cold stare across the ring at Jared Wells.
JONATHAN MARX: You can tell by the look in Thirteen’s eyes what kind of man he is. He is very cold and deliberate
BRANDON JACOBS: Jared Wells walks over to Thirteen and he dares him to hit him… THIRTEEN TURNS AWAY AND HE COMES BACK WITH A DOUBLE MONGOLIAN CHOP TO THE CHEST!
JONATHAN MARX: Thirteen has been watching his Japanese tapes.
BRANDON JACOBS: Thirteen continues to drive him back with Mongolian chops to the chest and Wells is being backed up towards the ropes!
VIC WATERS: Thirteen is coming out like a house on fire.
BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN GRABS WELLS BY THE HAIR AND HE HEADBUTTS HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD! HE DOESN’T LET GO AN HE HITS HIM WITH ANOTHER AND ANOTHER UNTIL HE FINALLY BUSTS OPEN JARED WELLS!
JONATHAN MARX: The bad thing about headbutts is that they also take a toll on you as well.
VIC WATERS: Thirteen is going for a quick victory so he is hitting Wells with all the offense he can.
BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN GOES FOR THE BELLY TO BELLY BUT JARED WELLS IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT! Wells headbutts Thirteen in the head…. ONCE….. TWICE…. THREE TIMES AND THIRTEEN LETS GO!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells thankfully was able to escape his grasp, but his battle isn’t over yet.
BRANDON JACOBS: JARED WELLS BACKS UP AND HE HITS THIRTEEN WITH A SAVATE KICK WHICH SENDS THIRTEEN REELING BACK! Jared Wells charges Thirteen…. THIRTEEN KICKS IN MIDSECTION! Thirteen picks him up from behind…. HE HITS HIM WITH A SIDE SUPLEX!
JONATHAN MARX: Jared Wells landed on the back of his head when he crashed down on the mat.
VIC WATERS: These two have been going back and forth, no man really seems to have the clear advantage just yet.
BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN IS GOING FOR THE COVER! THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1----------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------ JARED WELLS GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
VIC WATERS: I think Wells took an extra second to get up to get some rest.
JONATHAN MARX: He has to becareful doing that or the ref could fast count him and it isn’t unheard of for that to happen in wrestling.
BRANDON JACOBS: Thirteen grabs the arm of Jared Wells…. AND HE LOCKS ON A FUJIWARA ARMBAR! He is trying to rip that arm off that shoulder Wells landed on when he took that side suplex.
VIC WATERS: Wells would never get up, but if he could work that shoulder over, he could make it much harder for Wells to kick out of any move that Thirteen would try to do later.
JONATHAN MARX: I am surprised Thirteen has gone as technical as he has. Most BAD matches are wild battles that go all over the place, but Thirteen clearly has the plan to take this to the mat and catch Jared Wells off guard instead of fighting tooth or nail with him at his own game.
BRANDON JACOBS: The ref is checking to see if Wells wants to give up but he is telling the ref no.
JONATHAN MARX: This move could also make it harder for him to execute his custom Rage Bomb which he has made so famous.
VIC WATERS: The best powerbomb in the business….
BRANDON JACOBS: Wells try to move his legs towards the ropes…. HE REACHES ON AND IS ABLE TO GRAZE THE BACK OF HIS HEEL ON THE ROPES AND THE REF IS ORDERING A BREAK!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells kept on inching and inching his body towards the ropes and he finally got that bottom rope. Hopefully he got it in time before too much damage was done.
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF IS ORDERING THE BREAK BUT THIRTEEN IS REFUSING TO! THE REF IS PUTTING THE FIVE COUNT ON HIM! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! THIRTEEN BREAKS THE HOLD!
JONATHAN MARX: What is the ref doing? He can’t disqualify Thirteen. This match is under BAD rules.
VIC WATERS: This ref was especially appointed by Edmunds. Who knows what instructions he was given.
BRANDON JACOBS: Thirteen is getting up and he is arguing just that with the referee and he is telling him not to over step his boundaries. This is no DQ. Thirteen goes to pick up Jared Wells and Wells is clutching his shoulder…. THIRTEEN PICKS HIM UP OFF THE GROUND AND HE HITS WELLS WITH A SHOULDER BREAKER INTO HIS HARD KNEE!
JONATHAN MARX: Thirteen has been relentless in his pursuit of Wells’ shoulder.
BRANDON JACOBS: Thirteen his holding that shoulder breaker on right against that knee to put even more pressure on Wells…. THIRTEEN FINALLY LETS GO BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS DONE HIS DAMAGE TO WELLS!
VIC WATERS: Come on Wells, you can’t let Thirteen do any more damage to that shoulder.
JONATHAN MARX: I am sure Wells would like to avoid it if he could.
BRANDON JACOBS: Thirteen gets up and he is taunting Wells who is grabbing his shoulder on the ground….. THIRTEEN IS SIGNALING THAT HE IS GOING FOR A BRAINBUSTER!
JONATHAN MARX: A brainbuster not only drops you on your head, but also land partially on your shoulder. If he could get this, he may be able to pin Wells in the condition that he is in.
BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN GOES TO LIFT WELLS UP FOR A BRAIN BUSTER BUT WELLS GRABS THE TIGHTS OF THIRTEEN AND KEEPS HIMSELF FROM GOING UP!
VIC WATERS: Wells is fighting for his title right here.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS FIGHTS BACK AGAINST THIRTEEN WITH A SERIES OF QUICK LEFTS TO THE HEAD CATCHING HIM OFF GUARD!
JONATHAN MARX: There are a lot of muster behind those punches.
VIC WATERS: Wells saw what Thirteen did to Felix Red, he has to go full force in order to win this match.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS KNEE LIFTS THIRTEEN IN THE CHEST! Wells pulls Thirteen towards him and positions him between his legs….. WELLS LIFTS THIRTEEN UP AND HITS HIM WITH A JUMPING PILEDRIVER!
JONATHAN MARX: Big piledriver by Wells, he drove his neck into the mat like he was hammering a nail into the wall.
VIC WATERS: He needs to break his neck, anything to keep him down on that mat.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wells picks up Thirteen and he drags him towards the corner…. WELLS PICKS UP THIRTEEN AND HITS HIM AGAIN WITH A JUMPING PILEDRIVER PLANTING HIM ON THE MAT!
VIC WATERS: It is Wells’ shoulder verses Thirteen’s neck, which one is going to give first.
JONATHAN MARX: It seemed to take Wells a lot more effort than it normally does to center Thirteen on those piledrivers with that bum shoulder of his. It is one of those instances where an injured could have worked against the person who gave it to them.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wells is headed toward the turnbuckle and he is climbing up to the top rope.
VIC WATERS: Thankfully unlike Mike Lane Jared Wells wrestles sober. He only drinks after his match.
JONATHAN MARX: Poor Mike Lane…
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS IS SET ON THE TOP ROPE…. HE FLIES OFF THE TOP WITH A LEGDROP AND HITS THIRTEEN RIGHT ACROSS THE NECK!
JONATHAN MARX: That same neck which just took two piledrivers.
VIC WATERS: Wells needs to cover him!
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS GOES FOR THE COVER ON THIRTEEN AND THE REF IS GOING DOWN FOR THE COUNT! 1------------------------------------------------------------2----------------------------------------------- THIRTEEN KICKS OUT BEFORE THE THREE!
JONATHAN MARX: Thirteen knows that BAD World Heavyweight Title shots don’t come up every day and he refusing to stay down. He has had a hell of a run between the Cibernetico and beating Felix Red, but if he could beat Jared here tonight, it would be one of the greatest rises to fame in WFW history.
VIC WATERS: And that is starting to cover a lot of ground and a lot of the greats in our sport…
BRANDON JACOBS: Wells is arguing with the referee, he thought he had the three count.
JONATHAN MARX: It was really close, but Wells can’t let this shift his focus or he is going to be in trouble.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wells picks Thirteen up and he is going for a DDT…. WELLS CAN’T HOLD THIRTEEN BECAUSE OF HIS RIGHT SHOULDER AND THIRTEEN LIFTS AND RAMS WELLS BACK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!
JONATHAN MARX: Oh man.
VIC WATERS: Wells back certainly didn’t need that, it has a lot of mileage on it open and down the road over the years.
BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN IS RAMMING THAT SHOULDER REPEATEDLY INTO THE STOMACH OF JARED WELLS AND HE IS TRYING TO TAKE THE WIND OF WELLS!
JONATHAN MARX: He is softening up those insides for an attack.
VIC WATERS: If he can hit that splash on those ribs after this attack, we’ll have a new BAD World Heavyweight Champion.
BRANDON JACOBS: Thirteen backs up and Jared Wells grabs his ribs trying to regain his breath…. WELLS CHARGES WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND THIRTEEN PICKS HIM UP AND POWERSLAMS HIM AND SANDWICHES HIM DOWN ON THE MAT!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells with a desperation shot, but he caught him in the nick of time and he used it to his advantage.
VIC WATERS: I am getting a bad feeling about this, a really bad feeling.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wells is down agonizing in pain. Thirteen is going to the turnbuckle…. AND HE IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE….
JONATHAN MARX: This could be the 13x13 coming.
VIC WATERS: Jared Wells looks like he has been over come by the pain in his shoulder and ribs and he looks utterly exhausted at this point. He is trying to move but his body won’t let him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Thirteen is perched on the top rope…. HE IS CALLING FOR THE 13x13 AND HE FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE….. WELLS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND AND THIRTEEN WENT STOMACH FIRST INTO THE MAT AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS NOW PAYING FOR IT!
JONATHAN MARX: This is the opportunity Wells needs, if he can some how get his senses back and Rage Bomb Thirteen into oblivion. He will win this match and walk out the BAD World Heavyweight Champion.
BRANDON JACOBS: Both men are down and the referee is putting a count on both men!
REF: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT… ::Wells is getting up back onto his feet::
JONATHAN MARX: Neither man is in great shape, it is merely a matter of which man can bare the pain they are in more and finish off their opponent before they can recover or find a way to strike.
VIC WATERS: I sure hope that is Wells.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wells is slowly walking in pain towards Thirteen and he picks him up by the hair….. WELLS HITS HIM WITH THE DDT!
VIC WATERS: This is a setup for his patented Rage Bomb.
JONATHAN MARX: The question is, can he get him up with that injured ribs and shoulders of his. A Rage Bomb isn’t easy to pull off even if you are fully healthy and Wells in this case is not.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wells picks Thirteen up by the hair and he is dragging him towards the center of the ring…. WELLS IS CALLING FOR THE RAGE BOMB!
VIC WATERS: I hope this is it.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS LIFTS UP THIRTEEN FOR THE RAGE BOMB…. BUT WELLS LOSES HIS GRIP OF THIRTEEN AND THIRTEEN FALLS DOWN BEHIND HIM!
VIC WATERS: NOOOOO!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells was going for broke and it looks like it may cost him his title.
BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN HOOKS WELLS FROM BEHIND…….. GERMAN SUPLEX WITH A BRDIGE!
VIC WATERS: NOOOOOOOOOO!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1--------------------------------------------------2------------------------------- WELLS GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE FRACTION OF A SECOND!
JONATHAN MARX: Vic is going to need his nitroglycerin pills before the end of the night.
VIC WATERS: Give me strength.
BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN GETS UP AND HE PICKS WELLS OFF OF THE MAT….. HE WHIPS HIM OFF AND HE HITS HIM WITH THE SPEAR AND WELLS CRASHES DOWN ON THE MAT LIKE HE WAS JUST HIT BY A MACK TRUCK!
JONATHAN MARX: Right into those injured ribs, Wells is in trouble.
BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN GOES FOR THE COVER! THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1--------------------------------------------------------------2----------------------- WAIT A SECOND, JARED WELLS HOOKS THE NECK OF THIRTEEN AND SMALL PACKAGES HIM! THE REF MAKES THE COUNT ON THIRTEEN! 1-----------------------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------- THIRTEEN KICKS OUT!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells knew Thirteen’s neck was in shambles so he took a risk and thankfully he at least found a way to break up that pinfall or he would have been dead on the water with his body being such a mess from the beating he took tonight.
BRANDON JACOBS: AN IRATE THIRTEEN GETS UP AND HE STARTS STOMPING ON THE SHOULDER OF WELLS TRYING TO WEAR IT DOWN! JARED WELLS LOOKS LIKE HE IS READY TO PASS OUT!
VIC WATERS: He isn’t letting Wells have a chance to get up.
JONATHAN MARX: He would be foolish if he did.
BRANDON JACOBS: Thirteen picks up fading in and out of consciousness Wells off the mat….. THIRTEEN HITS HIM WITH A POWERBOMB!
JONATHAN MARX: He needs to cover him!
BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER! HE IS DRAGGING WELLS OVER TO THE CORNER!
VIC WATERS: Thirteen is going to try to finish this with the same move he beat Felix Red with the 13x13.
BRANDON JACOBS: Thirteen is climbing up to the to turnbuckle…. HE IS ON THE TOP…. WAIT A SECOND, WELLS IS GETTING UP AND HE IS GOING UP AFTER THIRTEEN!
VIC WATERS: Wells is use to functioning at half capacity from his wilder days, thank god all of that conditioning has paid off.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS AND THIRTEEN ARE ON THE ROPES TAKING TURNS TRADING PUNCHES WITH EACH OTHER TRYING TO KNOCK THE OTHER OFF THE ROPES!
JONATHAN MARX: That is a long drop down to the floor.
VIC WATERS: We don’t want another Minion on our hands.
BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN RAKES THE EYES OF WELLS AND HE IS SETTING HIMSELF BEHIND THE TURNBUCKLE AND HE IS TRYING TO PUSH WELLS OFF BUT WELLS HAS HIS FEET HOOKED ON THE ROPES TO KEEP HIM FROM GOING DOWN!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells is hanging on for dear life, because if he falls down to the mat and he gets hit with that 13x13, this match is over and he can kiss his title goodbye.
BRANDON JACOBS: JARED WELLS CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND HE HITS THIRTEEN WITH A RIGHT HAND AND THIRTEEN ALMOST FALLS OFF OF THE TOP BUT WELLS REACHES OUT TO GRAB HIM BEFORE HE FALLS!
VIC WATERS: Let him fall, let him fall!
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS IS TURNING HIMSELF AROUND AND HE IS GRABBING THIRTEEN’S ARMS….. HE IS GOING FOR THE RAGE BOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE…..
JONATHAN MARX: Thirteen looks like he is out of it!
BRANDON JACOBS: HOLY ****! WELLS FLIES OFF WITH THIRTEEN AND HITS A TOP ROPE RAGE BOMB!
CROWD: BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells drove Thirteen’s face bounced right off of the mat when he crashed.
BRANDON JACOBS: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! WELLS CRAWLS OVER AND HE DRAPS THE ARM OVER THIRTEEN! THE REFEREE IS GOING DOWN FOR THE COUNT! 1-----------------------------------------------------------------2----------------------------------------------------------------------3! WELLS PULLS IT OFF!
RING ANNOUNCER: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH….. AND STILL BAD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…. RAGE O’ FIRE JARED WELLS!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells pulled it off, but Thirteen gave him the fight of a lifetime.
VIC WATERS: Wells was very lucky to pull this off, but Wells has been on such a role of late, he has become one of the immortals.
JONATHAN MARX: I have a feeling Thirteen will be back and when he is, he will do even better than he did tonight. Sometimes it just takes the experience of fighting in championship matches to raise your game to a whole new level and become one.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, but when we comeback, it is main event time, Manson will put his WFW World Heavyweight Title on the line in a Double Steel Cage with Edmunds and Shane Southern in the outer cage….. STAY TUNED!