PaulNJ21
I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
(BACKSTAGE)
"Well beat the drum, and hold the phone
The sun came out today.
We're born again
There's new grass on the field..."
In addition to this baseball anthem, there's also some loud cries of anguish
and unadulterated pain mixed in as well as two loud voices singing the
lyrics.
"A-Roundin' third, and headed for home
It's a brown-eyed handsome man.
Anyone can understand The way I feel..."
The scene rounds a corner to find Christian Sands holding a bloodied Felix
Red in a full-Nelson position while Lindsay Troy, titanium bat in hand,
swings away with exposed shots to Felix's body.
"OH PUT ME IN, COACH. I'M READY TO PLAY...TODAY."
Troy connects with a hit to Felix's ribs.
"PUT ME IN COACH. I'M READY TO PLAY...TODAY."
A swing to the kneecap.
"LOOK AT ME, I CAN BE, CENTERFIELD..."
Security personnel quickly arrive on the scene, shutting the music off
thankfully. Sands angrily tosses Felix to the floor and scowls. "It wasn't
my first choice of music either, but you boys didn't have to crash the party
like that."
"Maybe now Felix'll get the hint that someone makes a threat, I hit back and
I hit first." Troy booted Felix once more in the ribs for good measure.
"Let's go Christian."
The two Inner Circle members saunter off while Security tends to Felix Red.
A chuckling, smiling, Felix Red.
(BROADCAST BOOTH)
JONATHAN MARX: One has to wonder what kind of condition Felix Red will be for the three way dance later on tonight.
VIC WATERS: This place has been crazy tonight.
BRANDON JACOBS: When there is so much a stake, people are willing to go to extremes in order to get things done. Speaking of extremes, that brings us to our next match between Mighty Impala and Pulsar where Pulsar’s sister will be suspended in a cage over the ring and if Pulsar wins, his sister will be released. If not, she could be held hostage for years and there isn’t a single think Pulsar can do about it under the law.
JONATHAN MARX: Having recently found out my sister after being missing for all these years, I have come to realize the importance of having a sibling you can turn to when times are bad and now that she is back, I’d do anything I could to keep her.
BRANDON JACOBS: I grew up the only boy with five older sisters so I know how you feel, They may annoy you at times and get on your nerves, but they are family and you do anything for family.
VIC WATERS: Even though you would like to ship them off somewhere for holidays like Cucamonga to stop the constants whining and complaining about this and that. Maybe I can get Mighty Impala to kidnap some of my relatives.
JONATHAN MARX: I think Pestillence did that to Famine because I haven’t seen him around in ages.
BRANDON JACOBS: Last I heard some crazed Irishmen had him locked him up in a tower.
VIC WATERS: Maybe we can get you two locked up in the tower and I can call this show myself.
BRANDON JACOBS: Who would carry you to your car?
JONATHAN MARX: Awww, so bitter.
BRANDON JACOBS: Pulsar has been waiting over a month and half to get his sister back. This is his chance. Folks, lets send this one down to ringside and get this one underway!
(CUEUP: “Whiskey in a Jar” by Metallica)
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from Australia, standing at over 6’3, PULSAR!
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ulsar receives a huge roar from the crowd as he comes down to the aisle and enters the ring::(CUEUP: “The Cote D'Ivoire National Anthem”)
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Cote D'Ivoire in West Africa, The Prince Of the Mossi Tribe…. MIGHTY IMPALA!
::Mighty Impala walks down to the ring to loud boos and his people wheel out Pulsar’s sister in a cage. WFW officials hook the cables to the top of the cage and they begin raising her up off of the ground out of reach from the participants/ Mighty Impala takes off his regal robes and hands them to the attendant and proceeds to enter the ring.::
BRANDON JACOBS: PULSAR ATTACKS MIGHTY IMPALA BEFORE THE BELL AS HE IS ENTERING THE RING!
*bell rings*
JONATHAN MARX: I know Pulsar wants to get his sister back and it is hard to not let his emotions take over, but if he gets too out of control he is libel to make a mistake.
VIC WATERS: That is what Mighty Impala is counting on.
BRANDON JACOBS: PULSAR IS PUNCHING AWAY ON MIGHTY IMPALA AND HE DRIVES HIM INTO THE CORNER! Mighty Impala is trying to escape BUT PULSAR KEEPS ON PUSHING BACK AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!
JONATHAN MARX: As long as Mighty Impala is in that corner, he is not going to be able to put much of a fight.
VIC WATERS: You have to realize, he is a Prince. He probably has had more lessons in fighting from masters than anyone else in all of wrestling simply because he can afford it.
BRANDON JACOBS: PULSAR IRISH WHIPS MIGHTY IMPALA INTO THE CORNER….. PULSAR CHARGES AND HE HITS HIM WITH A BIG STINGER SPLASH IN THE CORNER!
JONATHAN MARX: WOOOOOOOOOO!
VIC WATERS: Pulsar is filled with so much energy right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: PULSAR CLIMBS UP TO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE…. MIGHTY IMPALA STARTS STAGGERING FORWARD…. PULSAR HITS THE BULLDOG FROM BEHIND!
JONATHAN MARX: This could be over already.
BRANDON JACOBS: Pulsar turns Mighty Impala over and he is going for the pin! The ref goes down to count! 1----------------------------------------------------2--------------------------------- MIGHTY IMPALA GETS UP HIS SHOULDER BEFORE THE THREE!
VIC WATERS: Do you think Mighty Impala is going to make this easy on Pulsar after he has tortured him for the last couple of months? He is going to make him earn this one if he wins it, which he won’t.
JONATHAN MARX: Don’t be too sure on that.
BRANDON JACOBS: Pulsar picks Mighty Impala up…. MIGHTY IMPALA EYE GOUGES PULSAR! The referee yells at Mighty Impala but he tells him that he has diplomatic immunity and anything he does goes.
JONATHAN MARX: I hate when he plays the diplomatic immunity card, he could get away with anything with that.
VIC WATERS: I think that is the point.
BRANDON JACOBS: MIGHTY IMPALA KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION! He picks up Pulsar… AND HITS HIM WITH A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!
JONATHAN MARX: I can’t even remember the last time I saw someone do a gutwrench suplex.
VIC WATERS: It has been awhile. Mighty Impala is old school.
BRANDON JACOBS: MIGHTY IMPALA JUMPS ONTO PULSAR AND MIGHTY IMPALA IS LOCKING HIS HANDS RIGHT AROUND THE THROAT OF PULSAR AND HE TRYING TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HIM!
VIC WATERS: If he can bump off Pulsar, he has his sister all to himself.
JONATHAN MARX: I can see what Mighty Impala sees in her.
VIC WATERS: She has a great set of personality.
BRANDON JACOBS: The referee is yelling at Mighty Impala to break it up but he refuses… THE REFEREE GRABS THE HAIR OF MIGHTY IMPALA AND HE IS TRYING TO PULL HIM OFF! Mighty Impala finally lets go… AND HE PUSHES DOWN THE REFEREE AND TELLS HIM THAT IF HE ISN’T CAREFUL, HE IS GOING TO USE HIS DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY ON HIM!
CROWD: PULSAR! PULSAR! PULSAR! PULSAR!
VIC WATERS: Mighty Impala has great respect for the blind, as long as they don’t get in his way.
BRANDON JACOBS: Mighty Impala turns his focus back at Pulsar…. MIGHTY IMPALA DELIVERS A CHOP RIGHT TO THE THROAT OF PULSAR AND PULSAR STARTS HACKING AND COUGHING AND HE IS TRYING TO CATCH HIS BREATH!
JONATHAN MARX: That is uncalled for, there is no reason to chop a guy in the throat.
VIC WATERS: It is self defense, if Pulsar can’t breathe, he won’t be able to attack him. This was merely his preemptive strike.
BRANDON JACOBS: Mighty Impala gets up…. HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND HE HITS PULSAR WITH A DROPKICK TO THE RIGHT SHOULDER OF PULSAR!
JONATHAN MARX: If Mighty Impala can do enough damage to the shoulder, he is going to make it awfully hard on Pulsar to hold him for the The Black Hole.
VIC WATERS: That move is Pulsar’s best weapon. If he takes it away, he is just a little bit closer to beating him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Pulsar is grabbing his shoulder… Mighty Impala picks Pulsar up by the hair…. HE HITS HIM WITH A SHOULDER BREAKER AND HE IS HOLDING IN ORDER TO MAKE PULSAR FEELING THE PAIN!
JONATHAN MARX: By doing this, he is trying to drive his hard right knee into his shoulder and possibly do some damage.
VIC WATERS: People don’t realize how hard a knee is until it is being driven into their body.
BRANDON JACOBS: Mighty Impala finally breaks the hold and the referee gets up off the mat and goes to check on Pulsar to see if he wants to give it up but he is telling him there is no way in hell he is letting Mighty Impala keep his sister.
VIC WATERS: Pulsar is pretty young, his mother could always have another.
BRANDON JACOBS: Mighty Impala grabs the arm of Pulsar and he is locking on arm wringer!
JONATHAN MARX: As much as I hate Mighty Impala, he is showing some good strategy here. Mighty Impala clearly came in with a game plan to take out one of the arms of Pulsar.
BRANDON JACOBS: MIGHTY IMPALA IS TWISTING AND TURNING THE ARM OF PULSAR AND PULSAR IS BELLOWING OUT AS HIS ARM IS BEING PUT THROUGH THE WRINGER!
JONATHAN MARX: Pulsar is never going to give up to this hold, but he could do enough damage to make sure when Mighty Impala locks on that crossface chicken wing…..
VIC WATERS: Diplomacy in Action…
JONATHAN MARX: It could be enough to make Pulsar finally tap.
BRANDON JACOBS: Pulsar is down on his knees and is trying to escape…. PULSAR FALLS DOWN OFF HIS KNEES AND HE IS TRYING TO REACH WITH HIS LEGS FOR THE ROPES! Pulsar is very close to breaking the hold… MIGHTY IMPALA PULLS HIM BACK….. PULSAR LEG SWEEPS MIGHTY IMPALA’S LEGS FROM UNDER HIM AND HE FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND! Mighty Impala finally breaks the hold.
JONATHAN MARX: Pulsar doesn’t get to do much technical wrestling, but he can hold his own with the best.
VIC WATERS: Pulsar is a high energy performer. He goes for quick victories like fighters do in MMA.
BRANDON JACOBS: Mighty Impala appears to hit the back of his head hard when he landed on that mat and seems to be disoriented.
VIC WATERS: That makes sense, he is from West Africa.
BRANDON JACOBS: Both Pulsar and Mighty Impala get up and Pulsar who is having trouble lifting his right arm is rocking Mighty Impala with a flurry punches from his left hand!
JONATHAN MARX: Pulsar is a one arm Bandit.
BRANDON JACOBS: Mighty Impala is starting to lose his balance…. PULSAR BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND HE LEVELS MIGHTY IMPALA WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK!
JONATHAN MARX: He nearly took off Mighty Impala head with that.
BRANDON JACOBS: PULSAR HOOKS THE LEG! 1------------------------------------------2---------------------------------------- MIGHTY IMPALA KICKS OUT AGAIN!
VIC WATERS: Mighty Impala’s almost got swept away by Pulsar’s momentum.
BRANDON JACOBS: Pulsar picks up Mighty Impala and he calling for the Black Hole…. PULSAR PICKS UP MIGHTY IMPALA TRIES TO APPLY A FRONT FACE LOCK BUT MIGHTY IMPALA IS FIGHTING TO BREAK FREE AND PULSAR IS TROUBLE HOLDING HIM BECAUSE OF THAT RIGHT ARM!
JONATHAN MARX: Pulsar may have not done the smart thing, but he was doing the best thing that he knew to take Mighty Impala out and with so much on the line, he can’t take any chances going to a lesser move.
VIC WATERS: But if Pulsar is hurt, what can he do?
BRANDON JACOBS: MIGHTY IMPALA WITH A GO BEHIND ON PULSAR AND HE LOCKS ON DIPLOMACY IN ACTION CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING!
VIC WATERS: Mighty Impala has him trapped in the center of the ring, his goose is cooked!
JONATHAN MARX: Maybe Pulsar can get to the ropes.
BRANDON JACOBS: Pulsar is trying to fight through the pain, but it looks like it is starting to over come him…. PULSAR IS TRYING TO GO TO HIS RIGHT IN ORDER TO REACH WITH HIS FREE LEFT ARM FOR THE ROPES!
CROWD: PULSAR! PULSAR! PULSAR!
JONATHAN MARX: Pulsar is almost there!
BRANDON JACOBS: MIGHTY IMPALA PULLS PULSAR BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
JONATHAN MARX: Oh man, if Pulsar submits, his sister is never going to see the light of day.
VIC WATERS: I’ve heard Mighty Impala is thinking of selling Luster to be part of his new ho train.
BRANDON JACOBS: PULSAR TRIES GOING TO HIS LEFT TO THE ROPES AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE MAY GET THERE….. MIGHTY IMPALA PULLS HIM BACK YET AGAIN!
CROWD: PULSAR! PULSAR! PULSAR!
JONATHAN MARX: Part of me thinks Mighty Impala is just letting him have these moments of hope so he can get his spirit up simply to crush them.
VIC WATERS: That is the Mighty Impala that I know.
BRANDON JACOBS: PULSAR IS TRYING AGAIN BUT THIS TIME HE IS GOING FORWARD AND MIGHTY IMPALA IS TRYING HIS HARDEST TO KEEP FROM GETTING TO THE ROPES…. PULSAR REACHES OUT…. HIS HAND JUST MISSES THE ROPE!
JONATHAN MARX: He was so damn close!
CROWD: PULSAR! PULSAR! PULSAR!
BRANDON JACOBS: Mighty Impala is pulling him back… PULSAR LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING TO GIVE IT UP, HE IS STARTING TO GO OUT BECAUSE OF THE PAIN…. WAIT A SECOND, PULSAR SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT BACKWARDS AND MIGHTY IMPALA LANDS ON HIS BACK BUT HE IS REFUSING THE LET GO OF THE HOLD!
JONATHAN MARX: Mighty Impala doesn’t seem to realize that his shoulders on the mat!
VIC WATERS: Get the shoulders up!
BRANDON JACOBS: The ref checks to see if Pulsar wants to give up and then goes down to make the count! 1-----------THE REF CHECKS ON PULSAR----------------------------------2-------THE REF CHECKS ON PULSAR---------------------DID HIS HAND GO DOWN FOR THREE?! THE REF IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!
JONATHAN MARX: What is the call?!
VIC WATERS: Mighty Impala is jumping up and down like he won this one.
BRANDON JACOBS: The referee walks over to the announcer…..
RING ANNOUNCER: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH……. PULSAR!
BRANDON JACOBS: MIGHTY IMPALA IS IRATE AND HE IS ATTACKING THE REFEREE! Pulsar gets up…. PULSAR CLOTHESLINE MIGHTY IMPALA WITH HIS LEFT ARM OVER THE TOP ROPE!
CROWD: PULSAR! PULSAR! PULSAR!
BRANDON JACOBS: The cage is being lowered from the ceiling into the ring and the referee is unlocking the cage…. THE CAGE FINALLY OPEN AND PULSAR HUGS HIS SISTER!
JONATHAN MARX: Pulsar finally has his sister back.
VIC WATERS: The question is, how much damage did Mighty Impala do to that right arm of Pulsar? Pulsar may be battling through some pain for awhile.
JONATHAN MARX: At this moment, nothing else matters. Pulsar has finally freed his sister from this dictator who has been making his life miserable for the last two months.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, when we comeback, it is time for the three way dance between Inner Circle, LOVE, and the Cameron Cruise Project….. STAY TUNED EVERYONE!
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