WFW Christmas Card: Another Man Down

[PaulNJ21]

BRANDON JACOBS: We are back and before we get to Pulsar verses Mighty Impala, we have had another incident.

JONATHAN MARX: They say these things happen in threes.

VIC WATERS: Let us hope it stays at three.

BRANDON JACOBS: Iron Lion, who missed the PPV to attend a fundraiser for the Young Republicans, was jumped after staying hours after the event to sign extra photos and posters to put up for auction for the Tsunami victims.

JONATHAN MARX: Whether you like Iron Lion politics or not, he was doing things for other people in his spare time to make this world a better place.

BRANDON JACOBS: Iron Lion was walking out of the building to his truck when a car came from behind and hit him in the back of the leg from behind. The doctor says he’ll have the cast on his legs for several months and being his size, his leg may never heal properly ever again.

JONATHAN MARX: It is an outside chance, but a chance.

BRANDON JACOBS: The police do not believe it is politically motivated at this time.

VIC WATERS: Maybe the Phantom Republican is trying to knock off his competition.

BRANDON JACOBS: It could be anyone at this point and whoever the attacker is, isn’t leaving any evidence behind. We don’t even know if it is more than one attackers.

JONATHAN MARX: We have to get this case solved, we’ve already lost Scotty Michaels, Richard Gideon, and Iron Lion. Who knows who will be next?

VIC WATERS: Whoever it is, this guy has to be highly trained, it is one thing to catch a guy off guard, but to catch three and one the size of Iron Lion, this guy could be a trained assassin.

JONATHAN MARX: What kind of a man though attacks people from behind? What kind of man attacks people when they aren’t even at the arena for his sick pleasure?

BRANDON JACOBS: God only knows, If and when there is any progress with any of the three, were here in the WFW will keep you updated. Folks, we have to take a commercial break, when we comeback…. MIGHTY IMPALA VERSES PULSAR!