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WFW Almost Live: Mephisto & Blue Cat vs. Rabesque & Johnson

PaulNJ21

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This will be another one match show simply because of scheduling reasons. Because SteveA is leaving until mid July on June 12th and because of my illness delaying things, I have start things a bit earlier than I wanted. If Mephisto & Blue Cat win the match, they advance to the World Tag Title match at the Superbowl of Wrestling. If Rabesque & Johnson win, since Steve is going away, they will get the very first chance at the World Tag Title champions if they win the match.

Send all angles to pmiller21@gmail.com. The RP deadline is June 11th 11:59 PM EST.
 

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Enter: Ultimo Mephisto!

((FADEIN: Poorly-done CGI fire spreads apart like a curtain to reveal MEPHISTO, sitting on his throne of also poorly-animated human skulls.))

MEPHISTO: The plebians and sycophants of WFW are no doubt wondering how I, Prince Mephisto, and my lackey, the Blue Cat, have advanced forward in a tag tournament where our qualifying match has not even happened yet! Wonder no more! For, as it is written, chapter 98, verse 65, in the Book of Mephisto, I have mastered time travel!

I have pulled almost all of WFW into the future with me because I could wait so long to move on in the tag team tournament and be ordained the tag team champion of the world!

Suffice to say, the team of Larry Tact and Ellis Scott was helpless against opponents who moved up and down the timestream at will. They could even glance a blow off the pair of us....and then I ate them...BODY and SOUL. However, I returned the fragments of their existences to the WFW offices so that they can somehow continue to provide for their shattered, weeping families.

Still, for moving up in the tournament, and having evolved into the next plane of godhood, I have elevated myself from Mephisto....to....ULTIMO MEPHISTO!

And because my lackey redeemed himself to an extent, and it does not befit a scion of the Hell regions to tag team with inferior infernal blue, the Blue Cat has similarly been elevated....to...THE RAINBOW CAT!

No longer must he lord over only one somber color! Now he has all the rainbow to cast his horrid specter over!

Now using my oracular powers, I see that our next opponents are rejects washed ashore from some female wrestling promotion. For using all of my 87 senses, I see nothing masculine at all about Jean Rabesque, and in fact, looking over his lifespan from the VOID BEYOND TIME I see he has given birth 3 times...once in fact to Larry Tact.

There are those who foolishly claim that he is something of a great wrestler, but has he wrestled Cerebrus at the gates of my realm? Did he tackle Saint Elmo of the Helfire at the gates of Heaven during the last Imperial Match of the Hell's Wrath? Did he break archangels on his shoulders while stepping up to the throne of the creator to become...the ANTI-CREATOR?

He has done none of these things...and his tag team partner Steve Johnson has done even less. While not so obviously a woman like his tag partner, Johnson is the Man lacking Genitals. He is young and perhaps in another life he will permitted to grow some, but in the Anti-Earth I am creating. Instead, like all others, he will be cast down into my pit and lie there with the Tact's, Rabesque's, and Scott's, writhing and suffering with all the angels and saints as I with my tag team world title rule over this world and all overs....simply by winning wrestling matches!


I have come again! ULTIMO MEPHISTO HAS COME AGAIN!
 

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(The screen comes in on Jean Rabesque, wearing a black WFW T-Shirt, black bandana, shades which he removes, the norm, he simply looks into the camera, gives the traditional cocky smile, and speaks)

“Two things truly bother me from the so-called spectacle I just witnessed. The first is that I guess someone is supposed to be able to make some kind of sense from it. Secondly and honestly quite disturbingly, I guess someone is supposed to find that entertaining. Now, I’m not sure who would, but somebody must, because after all, this guy has managed to find a job.

“And how that occurred leaves us all scratching our head. I guess coming out on TV and babbling about mythical type things and trying to announce yourself as some sort of false deity is requisite enough, but myself and many others, including Steve Johnson would like to disagree. We would like to argue that to be in a wrestling promotion, you actually be able to.... wrestle. Judging as of late, that would be a skill Mephisto failed to obtain. Moreso, when cutting a promo, a coherent sentence is normally a good place to start. Talking about things that people actually might understand and care about, even better.

“But you fail on all levels Mephisto. I don’t care that I’m not going to come out on screen and speak like you, now will I make up stupid claims. I have better things to do with my time and with the time of anyone watching this. Please tell me who benefits from you coming onto television and telling people that I have given birth three times? Please tell me who benefits from you trying to convince people that my tag team partner has no genitals?

“Everybody else sees how ridiculous the charade is, and no one is laughing unless it’s at you. But yet, you continue, and I’m sure you’ll have some witty repartee to throw back at me the second my spot hits the air. But the fact will remain the same that you just don’t get it. You obviously don’t understand what people want to see.

“The want to see what’s going to be across the ring from you. The old guard and the new kid, one mentoring the other. They want to see what youthful potential looks like, and then compare it to the grizzled veteran that still to this day can’t be out-wrestled. They want to see the two people that are the finest technical athletes in the WFW. They don’t want to see what you’re offering. They want fast paced entertainment, not multi-syllabic sermons. They want to see me...... break you in half.

“And trust me, that’s one thing that I guarantee to deliver upon.

“Give me whatever story you want Mephisto, but I guarantee you soon will lose that ability altogether. I’m sure you won’t be quoting any kind of book or insulting anyone’s gender when my knee is breaking your back, or when I’m snapping your knee. Don’t believe me Mephisto? The list goes on and on. You might not like what I have to say, or you might not like the way I deliver it. Hell, I’d be willing to bet you have something concocted right now about how dreadfully boring I am.

“Spare me.

“Nothing else about you is original, so why should I expect anything else? Of course you’ll do exactly what everybody else does.

“The fact is that you have two people capable of destroying you and your rainbowed friend. And by the looks of things, that’s two more than you can handle.

“No false gimmicks, no false hype, I am Jean Rabesque.”

(FADEOUT)
 

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(Fade into Steve Johnson standing in front of the WFW backdrop. He is wearing baggy blue stonewashed jeans a black t shirt with the WFW logo in red. On his head he is wearing a red fitted Ohio State cap backward. His brown eyes look a bit bloodshot and angry. He holds the microphone with a trembling right arm, as the veins in his bicep twitch. )



Steve Johnson: Five months, 3 matches, 2 wins, and one sobering lesson. In that time I have been called a hack, a useless rookie, been alluded to as a waste of seminal fluid, and had my beliefs constantly questioned and criticized. My manhood and pride derided all for a couple of cheap laughs and pops.



(he furrows his brow and raises his left hand and points at the camera.)



Steve Johnson: You Mephisto will not be granted the power to demean me in front of an audience. I will not allow you to poison my name and my talents without having had the honor, no the privilege to wrestle me in the ring.



(Lowers his left hand and raises his tone)



Steve Johnson: NNNOO Mephisto, you will not attain super stardom at my expense.

When we beat you, it won’t be because were auditioning for “Last Comic Standing,” we win the match because we will flat outwrestle you. You make jokes I throw your body around with suplexes. You insult me, and I will contort your limbs with varying vicious submissions. You insult Jean Rabesque……….(begins to chuckle) well you will have to deal with him for that.



(Lowers his voice to a normal tone)



I don’t fear what you are capable of and what you have accomplished; your record speaks for itself. I am however awestruck at some of the claims you make. You claim to have some divine powers, but you are no G-O-D, YOU ARE BARELY HUMAN! Where I am from, people respect their church and their God. You sir are not even worthy of uttering such comparisons. The fans don’t want to hear it, Jean doesn’t want to hear it, and neither do I.



Before this match I want you to know the three reasons Jean and I win this match:

1. Jean Rabesque and Steve Johnson are not Larry Tact and Ellis Scott. We are “Perfect Wrestling” they are …….nice guys.

2. You spend your time talking wantonly about my genitals; we spend our time training.

3. We are just that DAMN GOOD!



You may have come back, and in this match we will keep you on your back.



(Fade Out)
 

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The Perfect Lord of Abysmal Chaotic Enlightenment

((FADEIN: A spiraling tower standing amidst a burning sky. INSIDE, Ultimo Mephisto, Prince of Lies, Perfect Death Incarnate, the Angel of Destruction, sits at the head of his long tower. The walls are adorned with bladed torture instruments. Ultimo Mephisto has a large goblet of dark wine and is cutting his meat with a knife and fork and eating despite there being no mouthpiece in his mask.))

ULTIMO MEPHISTO(V/O): I warned you that I had become the master of time! Now witness as I dine on Jean Rabesque's soul, plucked from his body at the moment of his ultimate defeat! Ah, and I will wash it down with a cup of Steve Jonhson's dignity! Delicious! I will sup upon infidels for all of time when my kingdom comes at the moment of my tag team championship coronation.

For I seen that as well! And on that day, we born of hell will ascend and make of World's Finest Wrestling a monstrous heaven!

You claim you are not Larry Tact and Ellis Scott, but you are of the same brood! Illbegotten mortal lineage contending with the very regal blood of the inferno! This is not a battle for mortals!

I have set a place at the other end of my table for the elevated lord of ANTI-Divinity, the Rainbow Cat, to dine with me as we search the FIRES OF WOE to see our victory in the future.

Already I feel the soul of this world and all its inhabitants tilting their supple minds toward my dark hypnotic glee. For I truly know what the people want. Their darkest, deepest desires, the things that have been in the dreams of mankind since the earliest of ages.

I visit these dreams and witness mankind at its most carnal and symbolic, from as a beats he trots on all fours out of the forest and then rises on two feet as a man to torture his fellow man.

I have seen your mind, Jean Rabesque, and peered into the depths of Steve Johnson!

As I prowl the unconscious of mankind, Jean Rabesque creeps into their children's closets, seeking to lure them with licorice to his Neverland Ranch where he can teach them to wrestle as the Greco-Romans did, oiled-up and in nothing but a loin cloth.

And Steve Johnson, your family's family and their ancestors are striding into my church! They are defiling the belief systems I founded in the era before eras! You are the sinner! That is one reason I have returned in the last ages of man! You are without gentials, child, but I will not hesitate to kick you there. I shall not make you a man because that is a kind act for a kind creator, and I am the representation of the ANTI-CREATOR!

The two of you dare to be greater than I? That you can outwrestle Ultimo Mephisto! I wrestled my mother the Dark Gaea of the Universe and pinned Bablonia the Forgotten Devil to the star-strewn ground and you think you can best me or my chosen, the Rainbow Cat?

You, Steve Johnson, were literally born yesterday and recently got off the most hated of the Creator's machines, a bus, and you believe you can fight Hell's Champion, He of a Thousand Faces? You are nothing, born of nothing, and will amount to nothing. You have no innocence to exploit, no spirit to kill, but only a soft mortal body to break.

Jean Rabesque, do you believe you can break the back bone of a Shadow God of the Infernal Majesty of Hell? Your knee would be scrotched beyond ahse beforehand! I would twist you into moral quagamires and physical paradoxes before you evr got the chance. You are less than nothing, because you speak with an old man's voice, you act with an even older man's body, and your propaganda is false.

For if either of you were anything close to the divine and hideous prowness of Ultimo Mephisto and the Rainbow, you would have been chosen instead of us, but instead, we tread the fiery, bloody paths, and pile all the bodies one on the other.

You are, the neither of you, special. Simply the next to break.
 
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Nein!

((FADEIN: Rainbow Cat is sitting on a corner. A car races around it and splashes water that was in a puddle. The camera does some time trick, slowing down the water splashing up towards Rainbow Cat, yet at the same time keeping Rainbow Cat in real time. As the water is slowly coming towards him, Rainbow Cat meows loudly.))


RAINBOW CAT: Wissen Sie, welche Art der Folterung ich tägliches durchlaufe? Stört leckt sie Sie ein Bit, das ich herum laufen lasse und selbst und trägt eine Schablone? Sich anrufen blaue Katze, Regenbogen-Katze, Verzögerung-Katze? Alle für was? Für Gelächter? Für Unterhaltung? Zugunsten der Gesellschaft? Ich erkläre Ihnen dieses. Regenbogen-Katze ist nicht irgendein schwaches Stück Abfall. Regenbogen-Katze ist das mächtige Underling von ULTIMO Mephisto. Wir gewinnen die Titel.


Jean Rabesque bohrt. Wann immer er spricht, fällt Regenbogen-Katze schlafend. Ich kann nicht ihr helfen. Ich sehe, daß er auf dem Fernsehen und ich gähnen. Dann nehmen meine Träume mich weg. Ich öffne langsam meine Augen, meinen blurry Anblick, aber zu nichts. Nichts aber ein Ring. Und im Ring steht Jean Rabesque. Selbstverständlich Hälfte Zeit ist er blank, aber die ist, damit ich kenne und nicht Sie erkläre. Oder etwas mögen das. Aber Jean Rabesque ist nicht gerechte Stellung im Ring, er schreit. Heraus schreien für seine Mutter. Für jemand, zum er von ULTIMO Mephisto und ich zu speichern.


Meine Träume treiben langsam weg von Jean Rabesque, das heraus seine Augen sobbing ist. Sie flattern zu einem anderen Maß. Ein anderer Platz in der Zeit. Eins, wo Männer Männer und Steve Johnson sind, ist nicht ein *****. Wenn ich Steve um Johnson betrachte, ist das einzige Wort, das kommt sich zu kümmern, Kuchen. Vanillekuchen, Schokolade Kuchen. Stück des Kuchens. Steve Johnson ist ein Spielzeug von Jean Rabesque. Er ist ein kleiner Welpe, der durch den Ansatz geführt wird. Rabesque ist sein Kuppler und Steve Johnson ist die Dirne. Johnson erledigt die ganze Arbeit, während Jean Rabesque weg in der Ecke schlägt.


((Real time finally hits and the water from the puddle hits Rainbow Cat, who lets out another prolonged MEOW as he begins licking himself.))

RAINBOW CAT: Ja. Ich lecke mich. Warum? Ich werde gezahlt, um wie eine Katze zu fungieren. Unter einem moniker wringen. Vortäuschen, zu sein jemand anders als, wem ich bin. Wie eine andere Person wringen. Leute können denken, daß ich jemand bin, aber in der Wirklichkeit ich unterschiedlicher jemand total bin. Ich wringe unter einer Schablone, aber ich bin nicht, wem Sie denken. Ich bin nicht, wem Jean Rabesque denkt. Ich bin nicht, wem Steve Johnson denkt. Ich bin nicht, wem die Ventilatoren denken. Ich bin Regenbogen-Katze. Ich bin der großartige Marschall der Zerstörung für das ULTIMO Mephisto. Ich bin der Anfang und das Ende. Ich bin das Alpha und das Omega. Ich bin das Mork und das Mindy.


Aber ich bin das beste. Mephisto und I beide sind das beste. Er ist der Meister und ich bin der Sklave. Aber zusammen rütteln wir die Welt durch seine Wurzeln, bis alle sie fällt. Wenn ULTIMO Mephisto und Regenbogen-Katze das Universum steuern, tremble die Fensterscheiben aller Häuser, die Maus laufen lassen wildes durch die Maisfelder. Die Wanzen im Zucker verkünden die Haushalte. Kleine Kinder wachsen dritte Nippel und jeder beugt unten, wie die Masse sich öffnet und die großen Feuer von Esel Mephistos weiter kommen und uns alle eine neue Zukunft brennen.


Die gesamte Zukunft des WFW liegt mit ULTIMO Mephisto und Regenbogen-Katze. Es ist notwendig, daß wir die Titel gewinnen. Wenn wir nicht, dann fällt das WFW aus und die Zerstörung der Masse wird beschleunigt. Sie darf nicht kommen zu überschreiten, daß Jean Rabesque und *****junge aus großen Erwartungen heraus als die Sieger gehen. WFW hängt von Mephisto und von der Regenbogen-Katze ab. Die Welt hängt von uns ab. Und wir hängen von der Welt ab. Fortfahren, diese Kultur der Sinneslust zu kultivieren. Diese Kultur der Habsucht. Weil sie nur in dieser Kultur ist, machen Sie das ULTIMO Mephisto ein und seine loyale Liebevogel Regenbogen-Katze folgen. Nur machen Sie hier zwei gewachsene Männer ein, die Legenden in ihrem eigenen rechten Wringen unter Schablonen sind und Buchstaben sind von, was sie einmal waren. Und schließlich. nur in diesem Kulturwillen, den wir fortfahren, die gesamte Welt auf seinen Knien zu zwingen, um unsere dicks zu saugen, bis wir eine Last bis jetzt hinunter ihre Kehlen durchbrennen, die sie benötigen, um ihren gepumpten Magen zu haben.


((Rainbow Cat gets up and walks on all fours away from the camera.))


RAINBOW CAT: Und Sie wunderten sich, warum ich nicht spreche.
 

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