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I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
(EARLIER TODAY)
::Sebastian Dodd is signing autographs for the fans at his table when he looks over at the monitor::
DODD: Midgets, like that puts asses in the seats.
::El Arco Iris walks up behind him and puts his hand on his shoulder::
EL ARCO IRIS: Do you have a problem with the height impaired?
::the fans start moving away from the table::
DODD: They are a waste of both my time and yours…. AND GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF ME UNLESS YOU WANT TO FIGHT! You couldn’t beat Psycho on your own. You could never beat me and a giant like Dan Ryan is going to wipe the floor with you.
::El Arco Iris picks Dodd up by the hair and rams the back of his head into the wall::
EL ARCO IRIS: I am big enough to kick your tush and I have beaten bigger and better than Dan Ryan.
::El Arco Iris waistlocks Dodd from behind and German Suplexes him head first through the table shattering it into pieces::
SECURITY GUARD: WE NEED SOME PARAMEDICS OVER HERE!
::El Arco Iris smirks and walks away::
(BROADCAST BOOTH)
BRANDON JACOBS: From what we are told, because of the injuries suffered by Dodd when he went through the table, Dodd will be replaced by Robbie Wright formerly known as Nemesis as Larry Tact’s partner in the tag tournament.
JONATHAN MARX: Poor Dodd has had a rough go of it as of late. He has a lot of talent though and I hope that the injuries aren’t that serious and we see the Dodd which World’s Finest was so high on when he came through the WFW doors for the very first time.
VIC WATERS: Sorry if my memory is crap, but who is bigger than Dan Ryan?
JONATHAN MARX: Last year at the Superbowl of Wrestling, El Arco Iris pulled off a big upset on Iron Lion who was even bigger in stature than Dan Ryan.
BRANDON JACOBS: Regardless if El Arco Iris is known as a giant slayer, he has a hell of a task in front of him if he wants to beat Dan Ryan at Great Expectations. Folks, up next is the Loser Leaves Town Match between Sean Edmunds and John Doe…. STAY TUNED EVERYONE!