TWW: Barre, Vermont

[GreggG]

Troy Windham Wrestling makes its way to Barre, Vermont for its first TV Taping! Get to RPing everyone!

THE CARD (Subject to change)
*****

The debut of Off The Reservation!

PC vs. "The Anime Adonis" Hardbody

TERENCE~! vs. Lady Freedom

Big Daddy vs. "Iceman" Kevin Kearns

TWW Troy Windham Champion Cameron Cruise vs. Tabu2

The debut of Troy Windham's NEW catchphrase!

And the main event...

For the TROY WINDHAM WRESTLING MOST BODACIOUS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP AWARD

The Masked Violators vs. The Entourage

RPs are due whenever. A few days or so. Put them all in this folder or in another note, I don't care.

 

[GreggG]

Tabu 2

(CUT TO: A pale white guy with his face cut from poor shaving tecniques. Curly, dirty brown bangs roll over his eyes as he wears a white turban held together by a gold headband. He is shirtless, his body scarred and cut. On his legs are baggy, really shiny gold pants.

A graphic flashes on the bottom of the screen reading TWW PRESENTS TABU2.)

TABU2: (Gripping his bedsheet turban) Madness... MADNESS... madness is what flows through my brain. The thoughts are nothing but DARK. You see, my brother... TABU... all he EVER wanted was to become the man who the SCWF could be built around. HE WANTED TO ACHIEVE HIS MISSION... but, Cameron Cruise... YOU STOLE THAT OPPORTUNITY FROM HIM.

You claim, Cameron Cruise, to be a MAN who stole a world title because you wanted an opportunity to PROVE you belong in the upper echelon of this industry. Cameron Cruise, the same holds true for ME. TABU2. For, you see, I have wrestled in gymnasiums around this country for HALF A DECADE, hoping to get the break of a lifetime. My brother... he had his break... AND YOU STOLE IT FROM HIM. And now I... now I *WILL* avenge him!

I am not the most Homicidal, Genocidal, Suicidal athlete in professional wrestling today. THAT is my brother.

But I am Homicidal, Genocidal and Suicidal, too. Not as much as him, but it will be enough to TAKE YOUR REALITY CHECK and show the world THAT I BELONG!

(FTB)

 

[DWoods]

(FADE IN: "THE ANIME ADONIS" HARDBODY sits in a sauna, along with several Hasidic Jews, rubbing oil over his entire body.)

HARDBODY: "Hello fwends! Teehee! ... Giggle Giggle ... My name's Hardbody, and Hardbody's here in TWW to do one fing...

"Swallow this giiiinormous ba-nay-nay in ooone bite. Just waaatch! Teehee!"

(HARDBODY pulls a freakishly large banana out from behind his back and engulfs it with his mouth. The Hasidic Jews applaud.)

HARDBODY: "Isn't thhhat erotic? Well, guess what? When Hardbody rolls into Barre, Vermont, on his hot pink Vespa, and his sweet, sensual bod is practically ah-gleamin' in the sunlight... the reaction he gets is ah-gonna be maaarvelous -- a euphhhoric blockbuster the likes of f`which no one, not no one, has seen before! Vermont, prepare for manga's hottest -- a young stunna with Dragon Balls just ah-danglin', just ah-teemin' with widdle hungry semen... ready and willin' to search out a hot ass to call home! Which one of you big, strappin' men wanna make Hardbody feel "like a virgin?" Hardbody absofruitly loooves his minzzz! Especially that Terrence! Oh what Hardbody would do with Terrence! Hardbody's Da' would be so PEE-OHed if he bwought a rebel like that home for Christmas din-din! Teehee!"

(EXTREME CLOSEUP: HARDBODY's gigantic smiling anime head.)

HARDBODY: "IT'S WAININ' MINZZZ! HALLEBERRY IT'S WAININ' MINZZZ, HEY HEY!"

(FTB)

 

[terence]

dude you better be a f*ckin girl thats all i gotta say. i know this is rp and makebelive and sh*t but if you actually sit down and think of a charactr who eats bananas and **** then im sorry but you are a grade-A f*ckin assfag. seriously whoever the owner of this league is DO NOT MAKE ME rp against this butt pirate. sorry dude but im not f*ckin gay. and if you are a girl send me a private message cause i wanna wank off on your chest hahahaha i dont even care if you got b's or a's ill still wank off on that sh*t hahahaha.

ok so im facing lady freedom? ill f*ckin send you down to the floor crying. you see how big i am? oh and by the way if a girl rps lady freedom then pleeezz message me cause i wanna talk to you. ok so anyway when we meet in the ring im gonna f*ck your ass up. oooooh yeeaaaaah!!! should i come out to aces high by maiden or a song by morbid angel? BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO THE SLAUGHTER!!!!!!

so whats up b*tch? i kno you like to get hit. you probably hide the welfare check on purpose so your trailer park daddy beats you and you get off on it. hahahaha you wanna play hide the welfare check? HEY B*TCH WHERES MY WELFARE CHECK i guess i misplaced it heheheheh. hahahahaha yeah b*tch you know you like to play hide the welfare check. but seriously dont take offence to this rp cause its just in character i seriuly want you to message me so we can talk about possibly meeting or doing a webcam. i wanna f*ckin jizzum so bad hahahaha you gotta be seen with your man terry!!!!