TH
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- Jun 18, 2004
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[Screen: a shot of a two-tiered trophy with a statuette of a wrestler on top. Cue up: Metallica "Battery." Jess Chapel voicing-over.]
JC V/O: The Chad Merritt Trophy... originally designed to be the Most Valuable Wrestler award for TEAM. But today, its purpose is for something different.
[Flash cut to Adam Benjamin delivering the Shining Wizard countering out of a superplex on Karl Brown and then back to the trophy.]
JC V/O: Today, it is designated the ultimate prize for the TEAM Invitational Tournament.
[Flash cut to Andrew Gilkison and Hida Yakamo chain wrestling then back to the trophy.]
JC V/O: Thirty-two men will enter.
[Flash cut to Beau Michaels and Cameron Cruise grappling, then James Irish and Ken Cloverleaf, then Victor Molotov and Promo, then Beast, then Trevor Hawke, then back to the trophy.]
JC V/O: But only one will emerge.
[Flash cut to Dan Ryan holding up the MBE Cup, then back to the trophy.]
JC V/O: Emerge as the first ever holder of the Merritt Trophy!
[Extreme close up to the trophy into a dissolve into rapid fire action of all 32 superstars as "Battery" shifts into HIGH GEAR RAWK \m/. After the first chorus ends, the sound lowers a bit and a logo for the TEAM Invitational Tournament Preview Show comes on the screen. The logo dissolves off the screen and the darkened studio brightens up to show Tom Holzerman, Steve Murray, Jericoholic Anonymous and Squiggy Jackson seated ala NFL Sunday Countdown. The camera zooms in closer to Holzerman and the show begins.]
TH: Hello everbody and welcome to our TEAM Invitational Tournament Preview Show! Today we will break down all four regions and offer our insights on who to watch out for in this tournament. I'm joined today by my collegue Steve Murray, current CSWA Greensboro Champion Jericoholic Anonymous and TEAM studio analyst Squiggy Jackson, whom I think likes this gig more than his previous one.
SJ: Hey, don't knock Roderick now. He might come back to bug me.
TH: Hehe, well, we have security in place to make sure that doesn't happen. Anyway, we have an information packed show lined up for you today, as we will break down the entire field for you, region by region, and offer all our predictions about who we think is going to make an impact in the tournament. First though, let's go back to the huge announcement that was made in that opening segment, that the Chad Merritt Trophy will be awarded to the winner of the tournament. How huge an announcement is that, if it's huge at all? Steve, your thoughts?
SM: Well Tom, I think we all know that Chad Merritt is one of the founding fathers of this circuit, and whatever implications winning that trophy have related to the actual TEAM league should it ever start, I think it's a high honor.
SJ: I disagree though. Merritt is under a federal investigation for fraud, has killed midgets, hell, he's even cut off someone's arm with a lightsaber.
SM: That was a fantasy sequence. Gregg Gethard still has both arms intact.
SJ: Well, my point stands. I actually think that it takes away from the prestige of the tournament to have his name attached to it.
TH: Fair point, Squiggy. JA, what are your thoughts?
JA: Well, I don't think it has a whole lot of bearing either way unless when TEAM finally starts, the guy who wins comes back to defend his trophy. Given Jess' very public struggles to recruit stars for TEAM, it could be huge if someone, like say Beastie Boy or Larry Tax, who hasn't already signed up for TEAM, wins this thing and has incentive to sign on with the full league, well it could be huge.
TH: All good points. Now we must take our first commercial break, but when we come back, we'll talk to Jess Chapen and Iron Duke, who are calling the action in the City of Brotherly Love and we'll break down the Philadelphia region.
[Fade to a shot of Billy Penn on top of City Hall and cue up The Mars Volta, "L'Via L'Viaquez" as we roll into a Toyota commercial, featuring the almost sickeningly perky Rachel McAdams.]
JC V/O: The Chad Merritt Trophy... originally designed to be the Most Valuable Wrestler award for TEAM. But today, its purpose is for something different.
[Flash cut to Adam Benjamin delivering the Shining Wizard countering out of a superplex on Karl Brown and then back to the trophy.]
JC V/O: Today, it is designated the ultimate prize for the TEAM Invitational Tournament.
[Flash cut to Andrew Gilkison and Hida Yakamo chain wrestling then back to the trophy.]
JC V/O: Thirty-two men will enter.
[Flash cut to Beau Michaels and Cameron Cruise grappling, then James Irish and Ken Cloverleaf, then Victor Molotov and Promo, then Beast, then Trevor Hawke, then back to the trophy.]
JC V/O: But only one will emerge.
[Flash cut to Dan Ryan holding up the MBE Cup, then back to the trophy.]
JC V/O: Emerge as the first ever holder of the Merritt Trophy!
[Extreme close up to the trophy into a dissolve into rapid fire action of all 32 superstars as "Battery" shifts into HIGH GEAR RAWK \m/. After the first chorus ends, the sound lowers a bit and a logo for the TEAM Invitational Tournament Preview Show comes on the screen. The logo dissolves off the screen and the darkened studio brightens up to show Tom Holzerman, Steve Murray, Jericoholic Anonymous and Squiggy Jackson seated ala NFL Sunday Countdown. The camera zooms in closer to Holzerman and the show begins.]
TH: Hello everbody and welcome to our TEAM Invitational Tournament Preview Show! Today we will break down all four regions and offer our insights on who to watch out for in this tournament. I'm joined today by my collegue Steve Murray, current CSWA Greensboro Champion Jericoholic Anonymous and TEAM studio analyst Squiggy Jackson, whom I think likes this gig more than his previous one.
SJ: Hey, don't knock Roderick now. He might come back to bug me.
TH: Hehe, well, we have security in place to make sure that doesn't happen. Anyway, we have an information packed show lined up for you today, as we will break down the entire field for you, region by region, and offer all our predictions about who we think is going to make an impact in the tournament. First though, let's go back to the huge announcement that was made in that opening segment, that the Chad Merritt Trophy will be awarded to the winner of the tournament. How huge an announcement is that, if it's huge at all? Steve, your thoughts?
SM: Well Tom, I think we all know that Chad Merritt is one of the founding fathers of this circuit, and whatever implications winning that trophy have related to the actual TEAM league should it ever start, I think it's a high honor.
SJ: I disagree though. Merritt is under a federal investigation for fraud, has killed midgets, hell, he's even cut off someone's arm with a lightsaber.
SM: That was a fantasy sequence. Gregg Gethard still has both arms intact.
SJ: Well, my point stands. I actually think that it takes away from the prestige of the tournament to have his name attached to it.
TH: Fair point, Squiggy. JA, what are your thoughts?
JA: Well, I don't think it has a whole lot of bearing either way unless when TEAM finally starts, the guy who wins comes back to defend his trophy. Given Jess' very public struggles to recruit stars for TEAM, it could be huge if someone, like say Beastie Boy or Larry Tax, who hasn't already signed up for TEAM, wins this thing and has incentive to sign on with the full league, well it could be huge.
TH: All good points. Now we must take our first commercial break, but when we come back, we'll talk to Jess Chapen and Iron Duke, who are calling the action in the City of Brotherly Love and we'll break down the Philadelphia region.
[Fade to a shot of Billy Penn on top of City Hall and cue up The Mars Volta, "L'Via L'Viaquez" as we roll into a Toyota commercial, featuring the almost sickeningly perky Rachel McAdams.]