The NOBLE SHEIK
League Member
(Cut-to:At Almost Live.The evening is winding down.After the official sign off from the air,chaos reigns in back.A group of security guards are desprately holding a locker room door closed.An unintelligeble voice rings over a two-way radio....)
Vox:"Ok....they're gone....let him out"
(The group of guards look nervously at each other and after a coordinated silent count of three let go of the door and back away.As soon as they release their hold on the locker room door it flies open and a ball of fire erupts from the room.The guards scramble as The Noble Sheik comes flailing out of the room.He spots a cameraman and grabs him by the throat,throwing him to the floor in the empty locker room.As he regains his composure and his feet;the Sheik storms back into the room slamming and locking the door behind.The camera scans the room nervously as Sheik rants)
Sheik: "TURN AND face ME!!!!"
(The cameraman obliges as the Sheik stands between him and the door.Sheik is panting and covered with sweat.Dings are visible on the door where he obviously struggled to open it over the course of the evening.He is dressed in his wrestling regalia and wears a tee shirt with the words DONE WITH DOE lettered one atop the other and a red circle and slash through it.He throws his headress to the ground as he waxes psychotic...)
Sheik: "YOU SATANS!!!! YOU SATANS TO GET BETWEEN A DOG AND HIS MEAT!!! DOE!!!! YOU LEAVE TONIGHT WITH YOUR LIVING END ONLY SLIGHTLY DELAYED!! ONLY SLIGHTLY MY DEAR FRIEND!!! ONLY THE POWERS THAT BE ALLOWED YOU TO LEAVE UNDER YOUR OWN POWER.....AND I WILL BE THERE TO GREET YOU UPON YOUR RETURN!!!AS YOU SPEND THE NEXT TWO MONTHS FIGURING OUT WHERE ON EARTH YOU ARE,LET THE SCABS HEAL AND THE SCARS WILL POINT YOU HOME TO ME....TO MY VENGEANCE....TO YOUR FATE!!!"
Sheik: "And as for YOU...EDMUNDS...YOU CAME THIS CLOSE TO BEING RE-UNITED WITH YOUR "BLOOD MONEY"...I WAS MORE THAN HAPPY TO ALLOW YOU TO UNDERWRITE A SALARY I WAS WILLING TO FORFEIT FOR THE SAKE OF MY GLORIOUS RETURN...MY GLORIOUS VENGEANCE...AND YOU STEAL MY GLORY FOR YOUR ILL-GOTTEN GAIN!! YOU SATAN!!! I'VE PLENTY OF TIME NOW TO TEACH YOU THE TALE OF THE FROG AND THE SCORPION!!"
Sheik: "NOW ON TO GREAT EXPECTATIONS AND NOTHING AND NOONE TO STOP ME...I'LL ACTUALLY BE SANCTIONED TO FEED ON THE BONES OF THE INFIDELS TO BE THROWN MY WAY!!! AND WITH AN EQUALLY LIKE-MINDED PARTNER IN PSYCHO THIS SHALL BE A DAY OF RECKONING!!! AND WHEN IT ENDS...IF IT ENDS...WE SHALL RULE THE TAG TEAM WORLD AND THE LAMBS SHALL LINE UP TO MEET THE WOLVES!!"
Sheik: "AND WHEN ALL IS DONE AND SAID ALL ROADS RETURN TO YOU....THE GREATEST SATAN OF THEM ALL....WHAT SHALL YOU DO WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF FLUNKIES TO DO YOUR BIDDING?? YOU CANNOT SIT ON THE SIDELINES FOREVER!!
IF I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE WFW TO DO IT I WILL CATCH UP TO YOU AND YOUR SATANIC LITTLE FLUNKIES...I WILL HAVE WHAT'S MINE!!! HOW LONG SHALL WFW SUFFER MY WRATH?? SOON YOU WILL FEEL MY BREATH VERY CLOSE TO HOME!!!"
(Sheik grabs the cameraman and pulls him close)
Sheik: You wouldn't be here for;how do you say,"kicks"....now go....go to Great Expectations....warn them I'm coming....AND I'M BRINGING HELL WITH ME!!!! Go and tell Satan that I come to bring HELL to HIM!!!
(Sheik throws the cameraman at the door as the camera fries out)
Cut-out....
Vox:"Ok....they're gone....let him out"
(The group of guards look nervously at each other and after a coordinated silent count of three let go of the door and back away.As soon as they release their hold on the locker room door it flies open and a ball of fire erupts from the room.The guards scramble as The Noble Sheik comes flailing out of the room.He spots a cameraman and grabs him by the throat,throwing him to the floor in the empty locker room.As he regains his composure and his feet;the Sheik storms back into the room slamming and locking the door behind.The camera scans the room nervously as Sheik rants)
Sheik: "TURN AND face ME!!!!"
(The cameraman obliges as the Sheik stands between him and the door.Sheik is panting and covered with sweat.Dings are visible on the door where he obviously struggled to open it over the course of the evening.He is dressed in his wrestling regalia and wears a tee shirt with the words DONE WITH DOE lettered one atop the other and a red circle and slash through it.He throws his headress to the ground as he waxes psychotic...)
Sheik: "YOU SATANS!!!! YOU SATANS TO GET BETWEEN A DOG AND HIS MEAT!!! DOE!!!! YOU LEAVE TONIGHT WITH YOUR LIVING END ONLY SLIGHTLY DELAYED!! ONLY SLIGHTLY MY DEAR FRIEND!!! ONLY THE POWERS THAT BE ALLOWED YOU TO LEAVE UNDER YOUR OWN POWER.....AND I WILL BE THERE TO GREET YOU UPON YOUR RETURN!!!AS YOU SPEND THE NEXT TWO MONTHS FIGURING OUT WHERE ON EARTH YOU ARE,LET THE SCABS HEAL AND THE SCARS WILL POINT YOU HOME TO ME....TO MY VENGEANCE....TO YOUR FATE!!!"
Sheik: "And as for YOU...EDMUNDS...YOU CAME THIS CLOSE TO BEING RE-UNITED WITH YOUR "BLOOD MONEY"...I WAS MORE THAN HAPPY TO ALLOW YOU TO UNDERWRITE A SALARY I WAS WILLING TO FORFEIT FOR THE SAKE OF MY GLORIOUS RETURN...MY GLORIOUS VENGEANCE...AND YOU STEAL MY GLORY FOR YOUR ILL-GOTTEN GAIN!! YOU SATAN!!! I'VE PLENTY OF TIME NOW TO TEACH YOU THE TALE OF THE FROG AND THE SCORPION!!"
Sheik: "NOW ON TO GREAT EXPECTATIONS AND NOTHING AND NOONE TO STOP ME...I'LL ACTUALLY BE SANCTIONED TO FEED ON THE BONES OF THE INFIDELS TO BE THROWN MY WAY!!! AND WITH AN EQUALLY LIKE-MINDED PARTNER IN PSYCHO THIS SHALL BE A DAY OF RECKONING!!! AND WHEN IT ENDS...IF IT ENDS...WE SHALL RULE THE TAG TEAM WORLD AND THE LAMBS SHALL LINE UP TO MEET THE WOLVES!!"
Sheik: "AND WHEN ALL IS DONE AND SAID ALL ROADS RETURN TO YOU....THE GREATEST SATAN OF THEM ALL....WHAT SHALL YOU DO WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF FLUNKIES TO DO YOUR BIDDING?? YOU CANNOT SIT ON THE SIDELINES FOREVER!!
IF I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE WFW TO DO IT I WILL CATCH UP TO YOU AND YOUR SATANIC LITTLE FLUNKIES...I WILL HAVE WHAT'S MINE!!! HOW LONG SHALL WFW SUFFER MY WRATH?? SOON YOU WILL FEEL MY BREATH VERY CLOSE TO HOME!!!"
(Sheik grabs the cameraman and pulls him close)
Sheik: You wouldn't be here for;how do you say,"kicks"....now go....go to Great Expectations....warn them I'm coming....AND I'M BRINGING HELL WITH ME!!!! Go and tell Satan that I come to bring HELL to HIM!!!
(Sheik throws the cameraman at the door as the camera fries out)
Cut-out....