The Sergeant/Drunken Tiger vs Steve Lombardi/?????

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The Sergeant & Drunken Tiger vs "Brooklyn Brawler" Steve Lombardi and ?????

Two total opposites will be forced to step into the ring together as a team when they face the infamous "Brooklyn Brawler" and a tag team partner of his choice!

Deadline for RP will be August 16, 2006 by midnight Central time.

 

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The Sergeant: I already have an idea of what everyone is saying to themselves right this very instant. They're wondering why The Sergeant is involved in anything MCW-related when MCW is currently invading my second home, UCW.

Oh, you're not?

Well then you must be thinking that Sarge is out of his mind if he thinks he's going to get a fair shake when his partner, Drunken Tiger, is as anti-American as they come. I mean, he's got to have a death wish to come into the enemy's house and partner up with an even bigger enemy.

Maybe.

Let's take a look at it all for a seconde, though. I get a chance to show up at MCW's last real event and make a name for myself at the expense of one Jalen Latham and his band of idiots. I get to show up and hone my skills against one of the greatest jobbers of all-friggin-time. What's not to like about those odds?

Now I know that people are concerned that this is an MCW setup and that Drunken Tiger, being a former MCW employee will have something to do with this match that will negatively impact the ol' Sarge. At least that is what I've been hearing from the fans...

But I don't think Drunken Tiger knows how to lose on purpose. I don't think the big Korean behemoth can set aside his Korean pride and extreme nationalism for long enough to kick his own partners butt and exit the ring as a loser.

If he does, in fact, choose to take that route... well... The Sergeant hasn't been called combat tested and mother approved because I play a lot of video games. I'll make sure that kicking my ass is one of the most difficult things that man has ever had to do in his life.

I'd like to think that between myself and the "Brooklyn Brawler", good old Drunken Tiger would know where he's more likely to pick up the win.

 

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Drunken Tiger: As always, it seems that somebody behind the scenes has a sense of humor that they need to impose on the "Pride of Korea". They are pairing me up with the epitomy of what I am against, an American soldier, and sending the two of us off to fight this "Brooklyn Brawler" and a mystery partner of his choice.

Now I don't know much about Steve Lombardi, but from what I hear he is not much good at the whole "winning matches" thing that all of us strive for in this sport. The only things that he's got going for him are that he's pulling strings with the MCW brass, he has a small element of surprise, and his opponents no doubt hate each other.

The string pulling behind the scenes is only going to take him so far. The awesome power and brute strength that I possess along with my striking and grappling skills can counteract that fairly easily. I've done it for years, because as you know Koreans are notoriously discriminated against. We have to make up for the chips being stacked against us by owning large amounts of natural ability.

The element of surprise might prove to help out as well, but in the end who are you possibly going to find that can match up with myself or The Sergeant. I know I'm going against my nature, but this guy... this Sergeant... he has an almost infinite amount of talent. Steve, I know that The Sergeant can beat you on any day at any time and in any condition. Who are you going to find that can do that with me?

Exactly... nobody. There isn't a single person on the face of this planet that can fill that prescription.

The only thing that can really give you any solace whatsoever is that both of your opponents that are tagging against you despise each other. An anti-Western Korean Nationalist teaming with an American-Imperialist Soldier? I'd say that the chances of those two having issues with each other would be more than slim, wouldn't you?

That's the stage for our match at MCW Finale.

You'd better pray to whatever power you believe in that Drunken Tiger and The Sergeant can't set our differences aside for long enough to beat you and your mystery partner. It's the only chance you have at escaping without needing a trip to the emergency room!

Dae Han Min Gook Mansae! (Long Live Korea!)