You want the sequel to the great Piggly Wiggly Ham-Off? You GOT IT!
Melton never retires. He just moisturizes.
The man who made the CSWA.
Who survived 40 days and 40 nights in the desert with Randalls...
Who made Cameron Cruise a household name...
Who did unspeakable things to Lindsay Troy and was smart enough to record most of them..
Who recently retook the World Junior title on the Pakistan border from a **** faced Little Voltron....is in.
And he's bringing the Lasso of Truth with him.