TBirdSCIL
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The Movement vs. Major Impact
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JonMayhew71
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The Movement is getting ready to happen.....
Camera fades into the downtown Detroit location of Gold's Gym. Inside, we see The General supervising training of his two charges, Jon and Ric Savage.....
THE GENERAL: C'mon you two pansies, get the lead out. I can't believe that you both screwed up such an easy match. I mean the Dogs of War...the top contenders to the tag team titles? That should be us!!!
JON SAVAGE: Boss, didn't you say you had a foolproof plan just in case somebody decided to screw up again????
RIC SAVAGE: Look, hoser, at least I get some butt kicked in the ring. I mean, all you've seen is the lights above the ring......
The General steps between the two men, who by this time are staring each other down.
THE GENERAL: We've got better things to do than waste our time fighting amongst ourselves. Instead of granting us a rematch with The Dogs of War....or even giving us the Unholy Alliance.....the front office boobs...I mean staff....of GLCW has chosen to give us The Movement for the next edition of "Wired."
JON SAVAGE: Did you say The Movement? Who the heck are they?
THE GENERAL: Uh, let's see. Rocky Wellington and Shane....uh, no, wait a minute. It's Rocky Gibralter and Beef Wellington. No, no, no....I've got it. It's two squash wrestlers that GLCW thought they could bring in as big-time talent......
JON SAVAGE: Yeah. They sound really crappy....sounds more like Bowel Movement than anything else......
THE GENERAL: Time's wasting, guys. We've got to be ready for this one. And The Movement, I'd make the same suggestion to you. See, that fool proof plan we eluded to earlier, well, you're not going to know what hit you. When we're finished with you, you're going to be two brown spots on the GLCW canvas. A memory to those idiots called the fans, and a stepping-stone for the future GLCW tag team champions....Major Impact.
Cam shows both Jon and Ric Savage beginning to lift again as the General walks around them.
Camera fades into the downtown Detroit location of Gold's Gym. Inside, we see The General supervising training of his two charges, Jon and Ric Savage.....
THE GENERAL: C'mon you two pansies, get the lead out. I can't believe that you both screwed up such an easy match. I mean the Dogs of War...the top contenders to the tag team titles? That should be us!!!
JON SAVAGE: Boss, didn't you say you had a foolproof plan just in case somebody decided to screw up again????
RIC SAVAGE: Look, hoser, at least I get some butt kicked in the ring. I mean, all you've seen is the lights above the ring......
The General steps between the two men, who by this time are staring each other down.
THE GENERAL: We've got better things to do than waste our time fighting amongst ourselves. Instead of granting us a rematch with The Dogs of War....or even giving us the Unholy Alliance.....the front office boobs...I mean staff....of GLCW has chosen to give us The Movement for the next edition of "Wired."
JON SAVAGE: Did you say The Movement? Who the heck are they?
THE GENERAL: Uh, let's see. Rocky Wellington and Shane....uh, no, wait a minute. It's Rocky Gibralter and Beef Wellington. No, no, no....I've got it. It's two squash wrestlers that GLCW thought they could bring in as big-time talent......
JON SAVAGE: Yeah. They sound really crappy....sounds more like Bowel Movement than anything else......
THE GENERAL: Time's wasting, guys. We've got to be ready for this one. And The Movement, I'd make the same suggestion to you. See, that fool proof plan we eluded to earlier, well, you're not going to know what hit you. When we're finished with you, you're going to be two brown spots on the GLCW canvas. A memory to those idiots called the fans, and a stepping-stone for the future GLCW tag team champions....Major Impact.
Cam shows both Jon and Ric Savage beginning to lift again as the General walks around them.
The Movement makes their Major Impact....
(The scene opens with a hand held portable camera looking out of a taxi window. The camera turns to the backseat where the always beautiful Britni sits by the powerhouse of the Movement, Shane Rockwell. We are downtown in Detroit.)
SHANE ROCKWELL: Cabbie, are we almost there?
CABBIE: Uh--right around the corner sir.
SHANE ROCKWELL: Good. Rocky, you got that thing rolling?
ROCKY WELLINGTON: These infernal American contraptions!
SHANE ROCKWELL: I'll take that as a yes.
ROCKY WELLINGTON: Aye.
SHANE ROCKWELL: Aye? Are you British or Australian?
ROCKY WELLINGTON: Damn you Shane!
(The cab pulls up in front of Gold's Gym. The Movement get out of the cab and Rockwell tosses money at the cabbie. Rockwell walks inside first, then Britni followed by Wellington who gets a gratuitious shot of her long legs and her ass. Rockwell walks up to the counter where a young Richard Simmons-esque attendant waits. )
SHANE ROCKWELL: Hiya! I'm ...
RICHARD SIMMONS JR: OH MY GOD!! I can't believe it's you!!! I've seen all your matches!! I'm like the biggest mark!!!
SHANE ROCKWELL: Uh-- thank you?
RICHARD SIMMONS JR: I've got to get a picture with you three!! Please!!?
SHANE ROCKWELL: Maybe in a bit. Listen, we heard that when Jon and Ric Savage are in Detroit they train here.
RICHARD SIMMONS JR: Ummm... who?
SHANE ROCKWELL: Jon and Ric Savage -- Major Impact.
RICHARD SIMMONS JR: WHO?
SHANE ROCKWELL: They should have been here with some guy named, "The General".
RICHARD SIMMONS JR: OOOOHHHH!! I know who you're talking about now. Yeah, I know those three. Really rude guys you know. Never once did they wipe down the equipment after they were through with it. I asked one of them to please not urinate on the lobby floor, but he insisted that if I continued he'd give me the bionic wedgie -- I have a wife and kids man.
SHANE ROCKWELL: Understandable. I'm sorry for their behavior. They get a little wind under their sails and all of the sudden it's like they are on top of the world and that everyone must run to their beckon call.
RICHARD SIMMONS JR: They had a GLCW camera crew in here before... they cut a promo over there... (points to the exercise machines)
SHANE ROCKWELL: Okay, sounds good. Let's go over there Rocky.
(They walk over to the exercise machine and Rockwell gets on the bench and does a few reps and then sits up. Britni enters the picture and then sits on his lap.)
SHANE ROCKWELL: So here we are boys. Right in your backyard. In ol' Detroit. See boys, we saw your little video earlier. Enhancement talent eh? (Laughs) We've been across the ocean perfecting our trade in Japan. You see, over there wrestling is wrestling. We don't need to go out into public and cut these silly promos. We do our promos between the ropes. But we're back in America now, and I guess it's time to do things this way. So I'm assuming you've never heard of us. Doesn't suprise me. I think we've had all of three or four matches Stateside. But truth be told, we've never heard of you either. You know in Japan, wrestling is treated as a sport and in Japan -- all wrestling is reported on -- including US wrestling. Never once have I heard mention of you. But don't fret boys, you've got to prove yourself before you can become internationally known. So let me set the record straight on just who we are, since it's obvious you are just interested in a different booking. We're the Movement. First and foremost, you have Britni. She's the mastermind behind the group. She's the modern day sex symbol of what every woman wants to be and what every man wants to be with. Unlike you, we don't need a babysitter like the General. She just helps the long days travelling pass. And by God is she sexy!! Secondly, from the United Kingdom -- and to help you failing in geography, that's across the Atlanic -- comes Rocky Wellington. Rocky is a complete wrestling manual. There isn't a move nor a lock that Rocky doesn't know. Being trained in England is different than over here in the states. Rocky learned all of the pressure points on the human body and how to best expose them and work the submission. Get caught off guard and he'll have you tapping in no time. Finally, there is me. Shane Rockwell. Now, I don't normally like to boast -- but -- I'd like to think that I'm one of the proverbial young studs of wrestling. You go ahead and try to step into the ring and go toe-to-toe with me and find out how far across the ring I can toss you. But all of this is neither here, nor there. You see, in just a few days, you'll truly learn what the Movement is all about. Major Impact, prepare yourselves. We're not the Unholy Alliance -- we aren't the Dogs of War -- we are the new breed.
ROCKY WELLINGTON: (From off camera) I don't expect them to be too difficult Shane, they couldn't even come up with an original team name -- saw the movie last night, Deep Im--
SHANE ROCKWELL: MAJOR Impact -- not DEEP Impact.
ROCKY WELLINGTON: SHI--
SHANE ROCKWELL: Just let me do the talking ... remember ... like we agreed?
ROCKY WELLINGTON: Oh yeah... sorry Shane.
SHANE ROCKWELL: Where was I now? Ah yes... so Major Impac--
ROCKY WELLINGTON: Shane, the little battery light is flashing.
SHANE ROCKWELL: Didn't you charge the camera at the hotel?
ROCKY WELLINGTON: Ummm...
(The camera loses power and cuts off.)
(The scene opens with a hand held portable camera looking out of a taxi window. The camera turns to the backseat where the always beautiful Britni sits by the powerhouse of the Movement, Shane Rockwell. We are downtown in Detroit.)
SHANE ROCKWELL: Cabbie, are we almost there?
CABBIE: Uh--right around the corner sir.
SHANE ROCKWELL: Good. Rocky, you got that thing rolling?
ROCKY WELLINGTON: These infernal American contraptions!
SHANE ROCKWELL: I'll take that as a yes.
ROCKY WELLINGTON: Aye.
SHANE ROCKWELL: Aye? Are you British or Australian?
ROCKY WELLINGTON: Damn you Shane!
(The cab pulls up in front of Gold's Gym. The Movement get out of the cab and Rockwell tosses money at the cabbie. Rockwell walks inside first, then Britni followed by Wellington who gets a gratuitious shot of her long legs and her ass. Rockwell walks up to the counter where a young Richard Simmons-esque attendant waits. )
SHANE ROCKWELL: Hiya! I'm ...
RICHARD SIMMONS JR: OH MY GOD!! I can't believe it's you!!! I've seen all your matches!! I'm like the biggest mark!!!
SHANE ROCKWELL: Uh-- thank you?
RICHARD SIMMONS JR: I've got to get a picture with you three!! Please!!?
SHANE ROCKWELL: Maybe in a bit. Listen, we heard that when Jon and Ric Savage are in Detroit they train here.
RICHARD SIMMONS JR: Ummm... who?
SHANE ROCKWELL: Jon and Ric Savage -- Major Impact.
RICHARD SIMMONS JR: WHO?
SHANE ROCKWELL: They should have been here with some guy named, "The General".
RICHARD SIMMONS JR: OOOOHHHH!! I know who you're talking about now. Yeah, I know those three. Really rude guys you know. Never once did they wipe down the equipment after they were through with it. I asked one of them to please not urinate on the lobby floor, but he insisted that if I continued he'd give me the bionic wedgie -- I have a wife and kids man.
SHANE ROCKWELL: Understandable. I'm sorry for their behavior. They get a little wind under their sails and all of the sudden it's like they are on top of the world and that everyone must run to their beckon call.
RICHARD SIMMONS JR: They had a GLCW camera crew in here before... they cut a promo over there... (points to the exercise machines)
SHANE ROCKWELL: Okay, sounds good. Let's go over there Rocky.
(They walk over to the exercise machine and Rockwell gets on the bench and does a few reps and then sits up. Britni enters the picture and then sits on his lap.)
SHANE ROCKWELL: So here we are boys. Right in your backyard. In ol' Detroit. See boys, we saw your little video earlier. Enhancement talent eh? (Laughs) We've been across the ocean perfecting our trade in Japan. You see, over there wrestling is wrestling. We don't need to go out into public and cut these silly promos. We do our promos between the ropes. But we're back in America now, and I guess it's time to do things this way. So I'm assuming you've never heard of us. Doesn't suprise me. I think we've had all of three or four matches Stateside. But truth be told, we've never heard of you either. You know in Japan, wrestling is treated as a sport and in Japan -- all wrestling is reported on -- including US wrestling. Never once have I heard mention of you. But don't fret boys, you've got to prove yourself before you can become internationally known. So let me set the record straight on just who we are, since it's obvious you are just interested in a different booking. We're the Movement. First and foremost, you have Britni. She's the mastermind behind the group. She's the modern day sex symbol of what every woman wants to be and what every man wants to be with. Unlike you, we don't need a babysitter like the General. She just helps the long days travelling pass. And by God is she sexy!! Secondly, from the United Kingdom -- and to help you failing in geography, that's across the Atlanic -- comes Rocky Wellington. Rocky is a complete wrestling manual. There isn't a move nor a lock that Rocky doesn't know. Being trained in England is different than over here in the states. Rocky learned all of the pressure points on the human body and how to best expose them and work the submission. Get caught off guard and he'll have you tapping in no time. Finally, there is me. Shane Rockwell. Now, I don't normally like to boast -- but -- I'd like to think that I'm one of the proverbial young studs of wrestling. You go ahead and try to step into the ring and go toe-to-toe with me and find out how far across the ring I can toss you. But all of this is neither here, nor there. You see, in just a few days, you'll truly learn what the Movement is all about. Major Impact, prepare yourselves. We're not the Unholy Alliance -- we aren't the Dogs of War -- we are the new breed.
ROCKY WELLINGTON: (From off camera) I don't expect them to be too difficult Shane, they couldn't even come up with an original team name -- saw the movie last night, Deep Im--
SHANE ROCKWELL: MAJOR Impact -- not DEEP Impact.
ROCKY WELLINGTON: SHI--
SHANE ROCKWELL: Just let me do the talking ... remember ... like we agreed?
ROCKY WELLINGTON: Oh yeah... sorry Shane.
SHANE ROCKWELL: Where was I now? Ah yes... so Major Impac--
ROCKY WELLINGTON: Shane, the little battery light is flashing.
SHANE ROCKWELL: Didn't you charge the camera at the hotel?
ROCKY WELLINGTON: Ummm...
(The camera loses power and cuts off.)