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The Legends Week 4 Michael Bastard Vs SJH
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FADE IN:
The Castle Beyond the Goblin City - Sunset
Rocking Bowie-esque "Labyrinth locks" and leopard-print pleather is the reigning New Era Champion and Pro Wrestling Circuit standout SJH. As he sits on his throne, toying with a small crystal ball, several androgynous goblins dance to Garbage's 2002 hit "Cherry Lips." Unfazed by this occurrence, Shawn finds the hard camera, glares into it and speaks.
SJH: "M-m-m-m-Michael Bastard!!"
He twirls the crystal ball from hand to hand.
SJH: "Meet the Goblin KING, the Sultan of Swing, the Prime Minister of Gettin' Sinister, spread ya girly's legs and then I finish 'er.. the LATEST sensation to hit this GREAT nation since mechanically-induced orgasmic vibrations... your HERO, your shining STAR, the guy people CRAVE from near and from far, Shawn Jessica "JACKHAMMER" Hart!!
The goblins pause for a beat from their "Go Baby Go" dance to applaud their king's introduction, then quickly resume their effeminate ways.
SJH: "Heh, TRUE though it may be that we've met a couple times before, the steak n' eggs of the situation is that you've NEVER encountered Jam Master Jiggy when he's in the midst of a meteoric, supernova-like STREAK across the wrestling landscape, checkin' more girlies, more gold belts, and more godd(FCC)mned OUTSTANDING wrestling matches than should even be humanly possible! No sirree!"
RANDOM GOBLIN TRANNY: "Nah-uh!!!"
SHEMALE TROLL: "Oh no you di'int!"
SJH: "Aaaaaand as fate would have it, that just so happens to be where this hep cat is AT! So despite what past you might think we have in Empire Pro when you bastardized the Intercontinental Championship with your foul aura, when we step into the ring THIS time, in the CIRCUIT, potentially with our tournament lives on the line, you can bet your bottom dollar that you're gonna see SH(FCC)T you never even dreamed of! Stuff you can't even imagine! Stuff NO ONE ELSE in this business can do!"
SJH's half-stepsister, twice-removed steps onto the scene with a Jareth hair-cut to match her sibling.
FELICIA: "You tell 'em, Champ!"
SJH: "I will, sugar! Because I owe this guy a beating the likes of which hasn't been seen since my last midget porn-induced masturbatory excursion! And beyond that, I owe ALEX AUSTIN his own healthy-helping of complete and utter humiliation. Iif I am to achieve EITHER of these feats in this tournament, it all begins with yours truly gettin' the 1-2-3 this week!! So BASTARD, when we're faced with each other, mano a mano, in the middle of that temple, that SANCTUM, that oooooooool' squared-circle, I'm gonna do anything and EVERYTHING I have to do to get the job done..."
Dramatic pause.
SJH: "For redemption with you..... and REVENGE with Alex!"
SHEMALE TROLL: "Reveeeeeenge!!!"
FELICIA: "REVEEENGE!!"
SJH: "So prepare yourself as best you can, but mark my words... THIS is one Labyrinth you will NEVER traverse! And after I've reduced you to a sickening pool of guts and lost glory, the Goblin King is gonna dance, magic dance on your rotting remains!
Call it a mockery, call it an OUTRAGE, my Magic 8-ball calls it the TRUTH!!"
RANDOM TRANNY GOBLIN: "Long live the Goblin King!!"
Hart pumps the giant "horse knuckle" pounding through the crotch of his spandex.
SJH: "PELVIS has left the building!"
FADE OUT.
FADE IN:
The Castle Beyond the Goblin City - Sunset
Rocking Bowie-esque "Labyrinth locks" and leopard-print pleather is the reigning New Era Champion and Pro Wrestling Circuit standout SJH. As he sits on his throne, toying with a small crystal ball, several androgynous goblins dance to Garbage's 2002 hit "Cherry Lips." Unfazed by this occurrence, Shawn finds the hard camera, glares into it and speaks.
SJH: "M-m-m-m-Michael Bastard!!"
He twirls the crystal ball from hand to hand.
SJH: "Meet the Goblin KING, the Sultan of Swing, the Prime Minister of Gettin' Sinister, spread ya girly's legs and then I finish 'er.. the LATEST sensation to hit this GREAT nation since mechanically-induced orgasmic vibrations... your HERO, your shining STAR, the guy people CRAVE from near and from far, Shawn Jessica "JACKHAMMER" Hart!!
The goblins pause for a beat from their "Go Baby Go" dance to applaud their king's introduction, then quickly resume their effeminate ways.
SJH: "Heh, TRUE though it may be that we've met a couple times before, the steak n' eggs of the situation is that you've NEVER encountered Jam Master Jiggy when he's in the midst of a meteoric, supernova-like STREAK across the wrestling landscape, checkin' more girlies, more gold belts, and more godd(FCC)mned OUTSTANDING wrestling matches than should even be humanly possible! No sirree!"
RANDOM GOBLIN TRANNY: "Nah-uh!!!"
SHEMALE TROLL: "Oh no you di'int!"
SJH: "Aaaaaand as fate would have it, that just so happens to be where this hep cat is AT! So despite what past you might think we have in Empire Pro when you bastardized the Intercontinental Championship with your foul aura, when we step into the ring THIS time, in the CIRCUIT, potentially with our tournament lives on the line, you can bet your bottom dollar that you're gonna see SH(FCC)T you never even dreamed of! Stuff you can't even imagine! Stuff NO ONE ELSE in this business can do!"
SJH's half-stepsister, twice-removed steps onto the scene with a Jareth hair-cut to match her sibling.
FELICIA: "You tell 'em, Champ!"
SJH: "I will, sugar! Because I owe this guy a beating the likes of which hasn't been seen since my last midget porn-induced masturbatory excursion! And beyond that, I owe ALEX AUSTIN his own healthy-helping of complete and utter humiliation. Iif I am to achieve EITHER of these feats in this tournament, it all begins with yours truly gettin' the 1-2-3 this week!! So BASTARD, when we're faced with each other, mano a mano, in the middle of that temple, that SANCTUM, that oooooooool' squared-circle, I'm gonna do anything and EVERYTHING I have to do to get the job done..."
Dramatic pause.
SJH: "For redemption with you..... and REVENGE with Alex!"
SHEMALE TROLL: "Reveeeeeenge!!!"
FELICIA: "REVEEENGE!!"
SJH: "So prepare yourself as best you can, but mark my words... THIS is one Labyrinth you will NEVER traverse! And after I've reduced you to a sickening pool of guts and lost glory, the Goblin King is gonna dance, magic dance on your rotting remains!
Call it a mockery, call it an OUTRAGE, my Magic 8-ball calls it the TRUTH!!"
RANDOM TRANNY GOBLIN: "Long live the Goblin King!!"
Hart pumps the giant "horse knuckle" pounding through the crotch of his spandex.
SJH: "PELVIS has left the building!"
FADE OUT.
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