The scene is an abandoned warehouse. In the foreground stands a man wearing torn jeans, a CBGBs t-shirt, leaning on a cane and sporting a black moustache. Behind him stands a ragged looking man in a hoodie and sweatpants clutching the Empire Pro Wrestling Intercontinental Championship belt.
Mustachioed man: Hello. If you are viewers of The Empire, then I and my charge need no introduction. However, for those of you who aren't initiated, allow me to introduce myself. My name is The Amazing Logan. The man standing behind me is Michael Bastard. We represent the revolutionization of the professional wrestling industry. For far too long, we've stood by and watched as politics, alliances of convenience and base interference have destroyed this once proud sport. People are too worried about looking good instead of about what they should be aiming for, leaving their opponents left in a wake of destruction. That's where we come in. You see, Michael doesn't care about making friends. Michael doesn't care about currying favor with authority figures. Michael cares about only one thing.
Hurting people.
Yes, Michael has what you and I would call a bloodlust. He likes breaking bones, spilling blood, leaving people unconscious, clinging to their health by the thinnest of margins. IF he were left to his own druthers, he'd indiscriminately maim whomever he got his hands on, regardless of whether it won him a match or not. That's where I come in. I, the Amazing Logan, a man who has done everything in this business in a short time, have been gracious enough to lend Michael my instruction so that he may focus that raw intensity, that ferocity, that hellish demeanor and turn it into an unstoppable force of nature that plows though all that stand before him, not as a hurricane, leaving destruction in chaotic fashion, but as a laser beam. Precision mayhem, a focused rampage that not only leave people hurt, but leave them fallen and beaten, with a notch in their loss column as well as a medical chart at the local hospital. That plan of attack has garnered us gold in The Empire, and now, here on The Circuit, I expect that the tournament titles will start to fall into our laps.
It will start with The Legends, although I expected Michael's first affair to be merely business. How surprised was I to find an old score to come up with this first match. Jonathan Marx, the passive-aggressive, foppish veteran, the man who's been all over the world, including in a sham of a MMA exhibition at the EPW/NEW supershow. Yes, you didn't think I would have forgotten that debacle, did you? Where Michael was forced to go into an overly rigid mixed-martial arts competition and, despite earning a draw, was embarrassed in front of a large stage. That still sticks in both our craws. As if we needed more motivation. Marx, you're lucky that your affluence will provide the coverage for your medical bills. Michael has something to prove to the world outside of The Empire. He is out to prove that you certainly aren't his equal, as the double-disqualification without context would seem to indicate. He is out to prove that you are a dinosaur, a star of a bygone era, one that may have valued your upper crust demeanor.
And as for the rest of The Circuit, anyone who steps into this arena shall be forewarned. This is Michael's world. You're all just wrestling for second best.
MB: WELCOME TO THE FREAKSHOW!
Logan smirks before knocking the camera over with his cane. The screen goes to static.